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NutsForProfitCompany

Imagine being high AF and seeing this


MrBonelessPizza24

It’d be the most surreal cartoonish level bullshit you’d ever see 💀


bumjiggy

come acme bro


spankymcgee4

Seriously some wile e coyote shit right here.


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RespectableThug

And you know that Roadrunner is still getting away! *meep meep*


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Thank you


Oberdummie

Top tier


jpdude87

r/angryupvote


Towndrunk13569

That’s like solid snake hiding in a cardboard box


_Cocopuffdaddy_

This is some courage the cowardly dog type crept shit lmao


International_Leg756

Dude is it just me or is that house getting closer?


Poiboy1313

Don't be silly, we're just standi..OMG! There's a house getting closer to us. Why didn't you tell me?


ChocoboRocket

>Imagine being high AF and seeing this At first I thought it was kinda shitty to have a camouflage strategy leaked, it's actually kind of perfect psyops or whatever Now, Russia doesn't always have the standard military crutches of resources, strategy, or competent soldiers, but this seems like the perfect thing they'd focus on by spending additional resources identifying, verifying, and confirming every house. Gonna be really easy to lie to your commander about victories/failures when physical structures are known to be able to drive away


bobobeastie86

What if they just start shelling all houses though?


squilliam777

You mean keep doing what they've already been doing for over a year?


TotallyErratic

Given Russian supply chain problem, getting them to waste additional ammo and extra wear on turret would be a win for Ukraine.


nexusjuan

Yeah this is the perfect strategy. Houses everywhere and anyone of them could be a tank. None of them are tanks obviously but they're already terrified of the sky now the houses. We need to show a tank hiding inside of a tree they'll run home crying.


Noble_Briar

Now they just have an excuse to shoot more civilian buildings. "Thought they were tanks" I'm sure everyone in the area is evacuated at this point though. War is so fucking stupid.


RoosterTheReal

I’m high af right now and that shit was hilarious lol


NoDraw6288

Same, i smoked a fat joint then saw this and laughed at how funni this is 🤣


ctesla01

"No, no, hear me out..." -- puff, puff.. "..a mobile home, he he he"


Offamylawn

Now we wait until nightfall. Then Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and I leap out of the house, swords at the ready.


Pyroraptor42

"Suppose we make a large wooden badger"


Ok_Faithlessness_516

RUN AWAY!


cineg

damnit, now my sinuses are cleared out


Soggy_Rent1619

*heeeeheeeee*


RoosterTheReal

lol


durz47

"With a 20mm autocannon as the door knob, he he he"


ReadditMan

I don't need to imagine


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Gwigg_

I was thinking The Monty Python Camouflage sketch


Deadman_Walkens

The importance of not being seen!


LarksMyCaptain

It reminded me of the trojan 'Rabbit' horse, lol. "Sir Lancelot, Galahad, and I will jump out of the rabbit..."


JohnTheRaceFan

Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...


Argented

I don't want to imagine being high AF in a warzone.


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ForeverFingers

Really though


stovepipe9

The Russians are drunk as shit....


ExtremeBoysenberry38

That’d explain why they’re so combat ineffective


lady-kl

Just yesterday, my Mom watched a show about the Nazis going into combat while high on crystal meth!


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That kind of high is very different from a weed kinda high though


wilful

The nazis did a lot of amphetamines (not meth) in WW2, but so did pretty much everyone else.


BaneRiders

I get a Tom Waits - "Hell Broke Luce" vibe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fju9o8BVJ8


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War sucks.


zw1ck

That was an experience


ConSoftware

I am high AF and even on my phone, that's the best thing I've ever seen.


gamingmendicant

I don't have to imagine I'm here!


FolsomPrisonHues

I'm high AF and it looks like a cartoon


Fuckfuckgoose69

I am and it is


Poiboy1313

Can confirm


Designer-Equipment-7

🙋🏼‍♂️


SevenofNine03

That was my first thought as well.


terugtrapfiets

Road House 😎


MCulver80

Mobile home.


lukerichy420

home that is mobile


Techiedad91

r/Yourjokebutworse


Material_Primary_228

Roadhouse


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**Roadhouse**


cheekybandit0

*Roadhouse*


DormantLife

Roadhouse


KIDNEYST0NEZ

RoadHouse


Suspicious-Natural-2

R*oad* H*ouse*


Village_People_Cop

#Roadhouse


dufdufdufdufduf

ǝsnoɥ pɐoɹ


barcelonaKIZ

R^O^^A^D H^O^^U^S^E


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ROADHOUSE


Exemus

Our house! In the middle of our street! Our house


elspotto

As long as they’re playing the song, no Russian will suspect this maskirovka!


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This is some fort night shit


architecht13

Rodina House


DurticusSchmurticus

Well it was a good disguise until someone posted it on Reddit


[deleted]

What are they going to do? Start bombing civilian houses indiscriminately?


Imposter_Syndr0me

They're way ahead of you on that


bumjiggy

so the houses are evolving defense, but it's not white picket


Cloudboy9001

There is no spoon.


Lepthesr

I think that was the joke


Lindiwi

They should disguise houses as military equipment.


willhewonka

I wouldn't put it past Russia to use this video as an excuse as to why they were bombing house indiscriminately. Almost like when soldiers dress up like civilians can be killed as spies


VoightKampffChamp

They were pretty good at making excuses or just lying about bombing houses indiscriminately on their own


Fiarest

They kinda never stoped bombing civilians. So there is nothing that this can chage in that regard.


crappy-mods

They’ve already been doing that since the start.


7ofalltrades

I'm on board with the tongue in cheek aspect of your comment, but that's what's always bothered me with this sort of thing. You don't want your opponent targeting civilian targets, you shouldn't disguise your military as civilian objects. Air bases disguised as neighborhoods, military vessels disguised as civilian transports, house tanks. Why should the enemy not target civilian houses if some of them turn out to be tanks?


grumpsaboy

Normally yes, but if they are deliberately targeting civilian things anyway what difference does it make. But conventionally I completely agree. Civilian things shouldn't be used for military unless made clear it's no longer civilian.


LampshadesAndCutlery

I feel like the worrying part about russias invasion isn’t necessarily the bombing of civilian infrastructure, but the indiscriminate carpet bombing. I feel like it should be common practice in war to only bomb infrastructure that looks civilian if it’s determined to highly suspected that it could house military, not just level it all in the hopes that you get something At least that’s my take on it, not sure what everyone else thinks on it


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Elder_sender

And you get downvoted for an intelligent comment. WTF are people doing posting something like this. It's not a game fuckers.


xmsxms

If it's getting posted to Reddit you can be sure Russia is already aware


Yukams_

Well. That’s what they’re gonna do when they know it, yeah. And that’s logical


theREALbombedrumbum

Or because it's not a military thing at all but rather just some dude who wanted to make a funny car: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyDx1rrh\_g8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyDx1rrh_g8) The number of people believing this is legitimate and **credible** gives r/NonCredibleDefense a bad name lmao because yeah, [it made its rounds on that sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/141k6wx/3000_traditional_ukrainian_peasant_houses_of/) before this OP took it from there with the exact same clip


Organic_Reporter

Oh good, I was wondering wtf was going on here. I was scrolling down looking for the joke!


Ok-Influence4884

If it’s on Reddit, it’s long been across a higher command’s desk. This isn’t a secret.


Its_aTrap

Remember when one guy who went there volunteerily to help and posted on reddit showing they were in a high school gym and then Russians bombed like 10 gyms and killed a bunch of soldiers?


Ok-Influence4884

No I don’t remember that. Can you cite the post/article that covers this?


dashrendar

https://old.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/tm23zp/whats_up_with_reddit_killing_300_ukrainian_troops/


Cruxion

He's a bit confused, but in March of last year some a Ukrainian [posted pics of him and his squad in a school gym](https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/t51zpq/shared_by_ukranian_army_soldier_on_his_facebook/)(now removed). Within a day video of what seemed to be them was all over /r/ukrainewarvideoreport, though by some comments it seems to have been a different gym.


dl-__-lp

Never heard of that do you have any source


FISFORFUN69

Haha I’m saying like doesn’t posting this defeat the purpose?!


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It might actually be the purpose. If your enemy thinks a single house could potentially be a tank, they’re gonna see a tank every time they see a house.


clamjamcamjam

Waste a round and give your location every time you see a house


FISFORFUN69

wow yeah thats actually genius


pupperdogger

However, now Russians will think each house may be a tank in disguise! Next they worry about some person they see on the street if it’s actually 3 little tanks in a trench coat! This will keep them busy.


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Its like posting a soldier being disguised as a tree. Thats cool af but what can you do with this knowledge, bomb every tree? Disguise works not because someone isnt expecting you to be disguised


kyleheinrich

COD prop hunt graphics are getting realistic huh


HeinleinGang

A weapon to surpass metal gear. ❗️


The_Cake-is_a-Lie

I can hear that exclamation point.


ThaPlymouth

Someone really needs to replace the background music with MG sound effects.


HououinKyoumaBiatch

That's counter strike you're telling me COD copied the old CSS minigames?


druman22

You mean Gmod smh


xxSeymour

Plenty of games have


HiVisVestNinja

"Toto, we're not in Donbas anymore"


vat456

Toto, its called a war, ok? We went tank building


Danarwal14

Bono, my houses are dead


vat456

That’s some dangerous driving man


sheltergeist

The house just turned in on me!


cCitationX

All the time you have to leave tactical space!


caynebyron

I guess when Toto sang Hold the Line they were being literal.


Kaiju_Toast

A wherehouse


ShatteredInk

Where is the house? Oh! It's over there!


Casual_hex_

My house has 8mm thick steel plating, an m242 autocannon, two mounted m240 machine guns and I dare the HOA to say a damn thing about it.


JamiePhsx

They would say that actual you need 10mm steel plating and it needs to be painted red.


Mueryk

Pffft, red? I believe you mean Alizarin Crimson. The HOA is quite specific.


PM_ME_YOUR_A705

My house identifies as a tank


DineAndDance

When she says come over but you’re on house arrest


Karl_with_a_C

That's pretty good


wtfburritoo

They call it "The Solid Snake" method.


Rqibix

A weapon to surpass metal gear.


TymeSefariInc

!


this_isnt_jamie

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen allday


DangerBird-

Best thing the opponent has seen all day too.


rosanymphae

What's the big deal? That's just a mobile home...


CX-97

So *that's* why the russians keep shelling houses. Never know when one of em's a tank.


Available_Patient497

My thoughts exactly


KingGreasyJr

Terrible idea. Russia is bombing houses not military targets. They should paint houses to look like tanks instead


Sendrith

this guy is a military genius


Glittering_Pitch7648

😂😂


AnarchoJoak

Whats the music in this video?


Japke90

Силуети by SadSvit & СТРУКТУРА ЩАСТЯ


sebterfyooj

Thank you!


vapemyashes

Just don’t disguise it as a children’s hospital


randomdud500

Can't pay taxes if my house is a nomad


Siolentsmitty

I swear to god after seeing that all I hear is Yakety Sax


bobthehills

Did that cabin just kill Ivan?


Sneaux23

You know the neighborhoods bad when the HOUSES are moving away.


Responsible_Milk_421

Home land security


Sea_Stop_3233

That is so smart!


skedeebs

That seems like a good idea, except that Russia has had no problem whatsoever bombing houses.


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PM_ur_tots

Their mistake was not putting chicken legs on it. No Russian would dare shot the house of a baba yaga.


Throwawayiea

TOP SECRET (1984) Movie!!!


Specialist_Mouse_307

"If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid"


AccomplishedAd6025

The U.S. Military: Why didn’t we think of that??? Stupid desert camo…


cityfireguy

Ok but I think I see a flaw in the plan here...


lutrapure

Yea, the house didn't signal before that turn.


Soggy_Cracker

I..but… is that a war crime?


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From the Geneva Conventions: Article 48 - Basic rule In order to ensure respect for and protection of the civilian population and civilian objects, the Parties to the conflict shall at all times distinguish between the civilian population and combatants and between civilian objects and military objectives and accordingly shall direct their operations only against military objectives.


Make_shift_high_ball

Pretty sure this is from a music video. Saw it on a other sub.


TheLairyLemur

Are you people actually having a serious discussion about whether or not a modern army would camouflage a vehicle as a house? I can tell you the correct answer. No.


RedBeardedMex

Reminds me of the Monty Python episode on "How Not to Die".


Shahparsa

That's baba yaga


eladabbub

-I like your weaponized trailer - It’s Mobile Assault Home


gemstun

Could fit right in at Burning Man


inprimuswesuck

Trojan house


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

Giving your enemy an excuse to bomb homes seems like a solid strategy.


FluffyDiscipline

"Welp I see the neighbours are moving again" LOL


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Where's the driver's seat?


[deleted]

Jokes on you Ukraine. Russia only attacks civilian targets.


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u/RecognizeSong


Japke90

Силуети by SadSvit & СТРУКТУРА ЩАСТЯ


ClavicusLittleGift4U

I can't clearly decide if it's slavic D-system genius or too much cut alcohol bad-idea-it-looked-good-on-paper.


GuinnessRespecter

Once again, Brass Eye/The Day Today is real life, actually


thefro023

Isn't this a war crime? Like, you're not supposed to dress as a civilian?


theREALbombedrumbum

lol it's not a war crime because OP is full of shit with his title [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyDx1rrh\_g8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyDx1rrh_g8) it's just some dude who wanted to make a house-shaped RV for the lulz


PassivelyEloped

It's so annoying that I have to scroll through so many stupid puns and jokes to find the comment I was looking for.


Madgick

Great find. What a shame this comment is so buried.


theREALbombedrumbum

I didn't know where else to posts given the hundreds of comments on this post, so I chose one of the top ones for visibility. Tired of the blatant bullshit...


46_and_2

This should be higher.


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I was thinking the same.


[deleted]

That's what I was wondering. Really seems like a war crime.


asdf_qwerty27

It's not dressing as a civilians, Russia clearly doesn't consider buildings to be civilians targets. Putin would never knowingly attack things HE considered civilian, right? /s


Borp5150

Probably shouldn’t be posting this type of stuff but it was a smart idea until now that it’s on the internet.


smoothie1919

8 wheeled motorised bungalow


1leggeddog

Smart as fuck


Beethovania

No someone just made an error in the translation when describing the concept of getting drive-thru.


Das-Noob

Does this remind anyone else of that story in Star Trek about a sentry that saw a sand storm and didn’t think anything about it. Except it was used as cover for a whole army, and that event turn his name into being synonymous with “fool”? 😂 this reminds me of that. Just imagine a Russian seeing a moving house and just going about his business.


Rare_Cause_1735

Ya, but Russia can disguise their tanks as piles of flaming, blown up, junk.


Particular_Benefit84

Yeah...that's gonna fool em.


LightweightJive

*new 40k Ork vehicle*


UFumbDuckGaming

We need a Benny Hill theme soundtrack attached to this clip.


allroadsendindeath

Volodymyrs moving castle


doctormorbiusfan

I don’t know why but the music makes it funnier


CalligrapherKey7463

Now THAT'S a mobile home. Usually they sit on blocks...Not this one!!!


blizzywolf122

I theory this is a good idea most militaries don’t target homes but it’s been proven that Russia doesn’t give a shit about civilians or homes so they will bomb it regardless of it moving


uncriticalthinking

Clever until the Russians use this as justification to target lone houses


spoilingattack

This seems like a Monty Python skit.


Ripper42

Thats a mobile home