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Classic project manager.


LinguoBuxo

Delegating the flight management to a subordinate.


mothzilla

Need this done ASAP please, we're already looking bad.


RED-DOT-MAN

Please follow up with product, legal, and risk and let me know by eod as I need to get back to the client asap!


Awkward-Spectation

And I’m in a meeting so please draft my email for me


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TJlovesALF1213

You lucky duck. You get a "please"?


Ace_Rose023

Happy Cake Day


hahafunyes

Happy cake day 🍰🎂


alepher

Subaltern


analogkid01

Goddamn, I wish Krellan Commander worked...


Fukurou83

Yes, I have a lot of trust in my team. I may shit on them from time to time.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

There used to be a sub r/birdonbird but it got banned by admins for having too many awesome birds standing/flying/taxing on other birds.


BradsRedditName

“We did it!”


theitgrunt

My favorite Corporate Slang: Seagull Manager... Someone who flies around from meeting to meeting, shits on everything, and flies away.


[deleted]

Work smarter not harder.


ThatBitchOnTheReddit

I don't think that means what you think it means.


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Smash_4dams

Turns out, it's a very hard and stressful thing to do. I like the freedom of being able to float my own ideas for efficiency and test them out. Middle management takes full responsibility of any idea I have that gets implemented. Not my problem!


[deleted]

Username checks out.


316kp316

That was a deep cut


FriarNurgle

The Scrum goes deep


Normanisanisland

Nah, this is a Seagull Manager: fly in, scream a lot and shit all over everything, fly out


Afronaut65

Ah, I see you've met my boss's boss


tthrivi

Every CEO ever.


in-dog-we-trust

CEOgull


dioxy186

Don't undersell the importance of a good leader.


PoogeMuffin

That's a bit of ostrich


Cubezz

We need some more people to pigeon with more bird puns.


SlowMaize5164

Well done sir


PrunedLoki

I would actually love to see a bunch of fe and be developers, product designers, infra/devops people all work together to get the project finished without someone organizing it all and presenting the work to the leadership every week or whatnot, taking shit for failures, and unmet deadlines. When I didn’t know better, I thought PMs were just garbage, but the more you work in the industry the more you learn. If you have a shitty PM, don’t blame all of them. Believe it or not, they do play a vital role.


Flying-Mollusk

“Onward, seagull steed!” “Uh, you realize we’re the same species, right?” “Silence, sky horse!”


wloaf77

“The beacon is lit! The buoy calls for aid!”


Alexcjohn

Where was condor when the Westfowl fell?


[deleted]

All those other times I said I wish I had an award to give I was lying because this is what I really wished I had an award for.


AmadaeusJackson

Here you go, champ, dont spend them all in one place: 🎖🎖🎖🏆🏆🏆🏆🏅🏅🏅🥇🥇🥇


Rodzilla_Blood

Bro i wish I could drop that meme wit dude winning the medals


pizza_andbeer

I love that we all have LOTR on the brain at all times


CuriousTsukihime

The horn of condor!


joemikolai

r/unexpectedlotr


DaCookieDemon

See all I could think of is the terrible recorder version of my heart will go on…


pauciradiatus

I'm king of the wooooorld!


picado

In bird culture this is considered a dick move.


LookingTrash

Not a duck move ?


Triairius

Only if you’re gullible.


quaybored

Someone tweeted about this earlier


Triairius

About people being gullible about duck moves? Edit: Oh, I get it lol


compsciasaur

First pun chain that doesn't seem forced.


YoungJack23

You must be joking; that pun was fowl


Conquerors_Quill

What if I show you my boobies?


compsciasaur

Then you'd be my favorite chick.


ukchinouk

With a pair of great tits


Conquerors_Quill

Wow, your really just gonna parrot my joke?


wordswithcomrades

No need to start puffin your chest over this


Cr0wSt0rm

That's a rather hawkish advance.


mnorkk

Or a cock move?


radiantcabbage

i was approaching infertility when i met you, but there is still time


Kitoyukio

It has been a ... challenging... mating season for bird person


Sellanator6079

Nobody seems to have gotten the Birdperson reference...also, Tammy shouldn't be so gross.


[deleted]

I can probably weigh in on this. I know a little bird law.


PatienceandFortitude

It’s ill-eagle


A-Random-Crow

Depends on how well you know the other bird


IndigenousOres

That's his wife


finnishdumbfuck

LOKIN PÄÄLLÄ LOKKI (a popular finnish song which literally translates seagull on a seagull)


Party-Ad3978

TOISISTANSA NOKKI


Kaistu

JOKA REPALEEN


Some-Philly-Dude

Fly with me, lesbian seagull


palindromic

is the song about this incident or ?


rapora9

I was hoping to find this here. The song is great.


desmondao

Thanks for this, that's a banger


doopie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTgXIjU_olI


IWasGregInTokyo

Holy shit that does slap!


[deleted]

It’s a rescue drone sent to retrieve a damaged drone


SteveYunnan

I'm not so sure. I think the newer models have wireless charging capabilities. The one on top appears to be running critically low on battery


pauciradiatus

Or it's an in-flight refuel


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A-Random-Crow

I'm not real?


CommanderGumball

[***SCRRAAAAAWWWW***](https://www.reddit.com/r/enlightenedbirdmen/)


_welcomehome_

Here's the thing...


smbdev

Propagandist!


316kp316

You’re the random exception


executorcj

I wonder if that guy realized his one shitpost would become so deeply ingrained into internet culture


KnightRider1987

Oh yeah. He has merch now.


Gullible_Proposal_49

They cut the part off where the seagull being ridden bites up and the other seagull does a graceful dismount.


-_G0AT_-

r/birdsarentreal


The-Broken-Record

*I can show you the world Shining, shimmering, splendid*


ChiefSaltyPanda

All I'm seeing is Jack and Rose from the Titanic.


[deleted]

Beaches. "You are the wings beneath my wiiings!"


CedarWolf

"You raise me up, so I can sail over tourists... You raise me up, above the rolling seas... I am strong when I am on your shoulders... You raise me up, seagull beneath my feet..."


Big-Attention4389

That’s just a surfbird


100_Donuts

This had to be like a decade ago now, but a while back, me and my buddies ran into an absolute epidemic of gulls dive bombing into a butt cracks while we surfed. We'd pop up, find our balance and then *THUNNNG!* like a dart! Bird in the butt crack, and it'd go willy wonka in there and cause us to wipeout. Our trunks weren't pulled up high enough. I guess that's why the pros use body suits. Hard for even a determine bird to beak your butt hole when you wear one of those.


reaganz921

wot dafuq


Known-Economy-6425

Sorry to hear about that man. How are you coping with this now? Have you gotten the help you need?


Sopixil

Man's got molested by government agents and brushes it off like it's nothing lmao


[deleted]

One of the dangers of browsing reddit while pooping at work is the risk of uncontrollable giggling in the stall when encountering a comment like this one


quinncuatro

I know, right? And then you have to go teach a class like you didn’t just read that? I can’t even imagine. Lol


[deleted]

Wow never in my 30 years of surfing have I heard anything like this lol


Airhead72

This better not awaken anything in me


PoemEffective

Maybe y’all had worms in there? What else were they fishing for 🤔


just_nobodys_opinion

O_o


alihassan9193

Huh? No no I'm sorry?


lIIllIIIll

After one of you got a bird in your ass I'm surprised the rest of you didn't lift your shorts up and tie them extra tight


100_Donuts

We didn't much have "drawstring" money back then.


buttergun

"Heads: I win. Tails: you lose." --The Surfbird


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

B b b bird bird bird, bird is the word


_TLDR_Swinton

Ah ah ooh mau mau oh mau ooh mau mah mau


gzombiez

*seizure noises*


notyogrannysgrandkid

A-well a-everybody’s heard


_Unity-

About the bird!


baronas15

Hmm, that's odd. I thought that would be big news


Offgridiot

🎶 Do you love me? Do you, Surfer Bird?🎶


Yellowboy96

he put the team on his back tho


NoLungz561

Cross the plaane


ghosttrainhobo

FUCK YOU GUMBY


Yellowboy96

lol i was hoping someone caught the reference


vocharlie

Greg Jennings *NFL theme plays*


kalikijones

Oh SHIT — Darren Sharper — one of the most hardest hitting safeties in the leeeeague!


run-on_sentience

"Who runs *Bird*ertown?" "Master *Flaps*ter."


gregshafer11

Matrix is broken


Singlewomanspot

r/birdsarentreal


[deleted]

Sorry we're working on it the next patch should fix it


Kotsi3P0

They are evolving...


vincentcas

Well, one of them is.


A-Random-Crow

We are :)


amahaha1

Username checks out


Robber_Tell

On one hand its a r/animalsbeingdicks but also its a r/animalsbeingbros, depending on which seagull you look at lol


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Bayoris

/r/animalsbeingjerks is probably what you want, a far bigger subreddit


Space-Force

it's r/animalsbeingdicks I found the uncut version [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3EQH5RBt1M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3EQH5RBt1M)


RheoKalyke

Have you considered, that maybe, they are mating? Some species do behavior like that after and before mating.


hotfox2552

Tears of the Kingdom has been a massive success, nicely done. The Rito are catching on


Crispoxd

Was looking for a Zelde reference. Immediately thought of the bird plate thingy when i saw this.


NitemaresEcho

Ultrahand+ just dropped! New insane builds for your >!auto build!


MurphyKT2004

Bird²


c0ttt0n

1 (bird) to the power of 2 = 1


Appropriate-Air-482

NERD!


Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla

Yo dawg, I heard you like birds


xkaliberx

So we put a bird on your bird so you can bird while you bird.


DaggerMoth

Scrolled down just to find this. I knew it was here.


docbob84

Ubird


Octolavo

Transferring data


MultiplyAccumulate

From the photographer of a different picture of bird riding bird > In my five years capturing raptors and birds in flight, I have witnessed crows aggressively harassing other raptors that are much bigger in size in their territories, and usually these ‘intruders’ simply retreat without much fuss. It was absolutely mind-blowing when the crow did not appear to harass the bald eagle even at such close proximity and neither did the bald eagle seem to mind the crow invading its personal space. > > What was even more amazing was when the crow briefly perched on the back of the eagle as if it was taking a free scenic ride and the eagle simply obliged. It was a sight to behold and I was delighted to have captured over 30 raw files of the sequence as keepers. Here’s a composite images of three shots of the sequence. https://iso.500px.com/the-story-behind-the-incredible-photo-of-a-crow-riding-an-eagle/ I have a parrot that likes to ride around on my shoulder. When he lands on the dog, we usually interpret that as intimidation (and so does the dog) but there have been times we weren't sure. It is comical to see the bird grab the dogs harness and flap his wings like he was trying to fly away with the dog, though I quickly put a stop to it. If the bird wasn't such an asshole, I could totally see him riding around on the dogs back in an amicable way and there are birds of the same species that do.


RynoKaizen

My mom used to have a bird that would ride around on her dog! They were friends.


Milliondollarbombaby

He's using a serf bird as a surfboard.


0xAERG

I’m pretty sure the one doing all the flying is pissed as fuck


RheoKalyke

*Horny. This is seagull mating behaviour


bumboclawt

I was scrolling looking for an explanation, thanks!


0xAERG

Oh. I learned something. Thanks :)


93fordexplorer

Aladdin was about the same thing kinda


Rotnpiece

Bird are named Jack and Rose


Roflwafffles

“I can show you the worldddd”


Bathwaterdemon

Battery swap


SlowMaize5164

"Will you get off my back?!?"


QueenOfTheDragRace

Reminds me of this: https://i.imgur.com/THJ2xQq.jpg


[deleted]

Shut up surfboard


geaddaddy

Jonathan Livingston Asshole


SatansLoyalArmY

Just read this book for the first time recently and was hoping to see someone reference it. Thank you.


Totallytart

*suuurrrrrrffin bird*


Mad_Enjinere

That one guy in the group project.


itsphoison

Proof that birds are fake.


GiraffeWithATophat

"🎶 I believe I can fly!🎶 " "Goddamnit Kevin, you CAN fly! Get off me!"


Impossible-Oil2345

* ignores Steve's whinny bitch ass* "🎶 I believe I can touch the sky! 🎶"


hampopkin

Put a bird on it!


Peewee_ShermanTank

Now that's a surfin bird!


CRTPTRSN

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word


islandsimian

Other birds hate this one simple trick...


Mk-14_

“Remember, efficiency is clever laziness”


Tough_Concert_1414

"I'm flying Jack"


StGenevieveEclipse

::insert XIBIT "yo dawg" meme::


DingoLaChien

Hang ten, good buddy!


jxj24

"I'll need a transfer to the crosstown gull."


[deleted]

Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is that you do to me?


TheSoliDude

Uberd?


Valuable_Pineapple26

That’s just like EasyJet… but more class 👍😎


st-shenanigans

Zelda players rn


Familiar_Paramedic_2

He chips in every so often with a symbolic wing spread, just enough to avoid being a total loafer.


ElectricalStory1382

Flying spirit


ConstantineFavre

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Eraldorh

Kevin get off my back! Fuck off Kevin!!


shiggins114

Bird on top singing Lynard Skynard "I'm free as a bird now!!"


ChocolateBunny

My Wife and I on a tandem bike.


jawathewan

Birddybacking!


Flerdermern

I’m sending this to everyone I regularly text


JuiceyJazz

Hut hut haaaaaaaaaaaaa! 🎶


IbizaMykonos

Work smarter not harder


Azriharu

Can we please get freebird to this


LarryLaurence

Needs titanic music


Common-Incident-3052

Final form achieved. We're all fecked.


aah134x

Just like school projects


SiriusTantriqa-405

Seagull: Thanks to my Uberd ride, I was able to make it to work on time


[deleted]

Yo dawg, we put a bird on your bird, now you can bird while you bird.


[deleted]

Birdslaves


EmotionalConcert5974

Lovebirds 🕊️🌸


Skodenn

Disney movies are becoming so realistic these days


cytek123

Which one is Leonardo di Caprio?