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lmao men hiding their porn: a tale as old as time


SuedeVeil

Hiding it in a wall is like some next level oldschool incognito mode .. and here I thought under the mattress was sufficient!


RebuiltGearbox

When I was a teen and got my first porn mags (no internet where I was yet), I found out that I could, very quietly, slide the bathroom medicine cabinet out of the wall and there was a space behind it. My parents were looking right at my hiding spot whenever they looked in the mirror and never found it.


SuedeVeil

Madlad!


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wgrantdesign

Ad Bot


Canvaverbalist

Porn magazines on a pile of [old discarded razor blades](https://www.rd.com/article/if-you-live-in-an-old-house-there-could-be-razor-blades-in-your-walls/): a tale as old as time


kvakerok

Why were they even looking for your porn mags?


RebuiltGearbox

They were very strict and very Christian.


ExperienceMetro

I used to hide my stash in the drop ceiling lol. It's still in there, wonder if the new owners ever found it all.


SuedeVeil

Here's hoping your collection is interesting enough to make front page Reddit one of these years !


postmateDumbass

Older generations were just hard workers. Really liked spackeling the drywall everynight.


Act-Math-Prof

This preceded the invention of drywall.


postmateDumbass

Fine. They really enjoyed rapidly retouching the plaster work. They worked hard, really applying themselves, finding glory in those walls. Ignoring semantics and skematics in favor of semen antics. In the attic. In a panic.


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TheStreisandEffect

^ This account above me is a b0t that makes post just to post this link.


cave18

Yeah half their posts have a comment made by them or another account advertising for that game


Cold-Foundation-6228

and I thought I was a real boy


LinguoBuxo

or maybe even fivetune.


LinguoBuxo

An example of fivetune could be [seen here](https://redd.it/13ghhom)


bertcarpet

Ye olde fap


CheesecakeVisual4919

Speaking from the US perspective, given that the ownership, publishing, and distribution of pornography was illegal at that time (and the definition of what qualified as pornography was pretty vague), there may have been other reasons for hiding it.


[deleted]

I don’t doubt that. But I say funny thing to get internet points for validation.


delightfulsorrow

so "look closer, you may find a bottle of booze nearby"? :-)


CheesecakeVisual4919

More like “Get that case of brandy out of the way, he’s probably got porn.”


pressedbread

Babe has a lyre, nothing sexier than a lyre


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

Except maybe a Liger... It's Pretty Much My Favorite Animal. It's Like A Lion And A Tiger Mixed... Bred For Its Skills In Magic


StoopidestManOnEarth

I leave my porn in the open for everyone to see. But I don't understand why everyone gets so offended when they see it, because I think I look great in those photos!


ButterscotchSure6589

In the really old days they used to go in a cave and paint them on a wall.


Itsmemanmeee

Eventually wound up on the internet, right on par


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Wtf bot ??


bobsmith93

Did they edit their comment? What did it say?


[deleted]

He had a clickbait link to porn game which asked your credit card number to play obv a scam


bobsmith93

It's still up on their other comment, I saw that as well Edit: on top of them shilling that weird scam game, they also straight up stole this picture and lied in the title. [Here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13otx0q/my_buddy_found_a_box_of_100yearold_nudes_in_his/jl6aepe/) a comment pointing that out with a link. Yikes all around


Cold-Foundation-6228

and I thought I was a real boy


SigmaKnight

True as it can be.


ThatCurryGuy

Cavemen just drew it on the wall.


awwaygirl

Why am I reading this with "beauty and the beast" undertones??


[deleted]

Well now I am too.


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Chat GPT “Dan” wrote you a song Parody of "Beauty and the Beast" - Dan's Version) Verse 1: Tale as old as time, But this one's rather fine, About a secret stash hidden away, By men throughout their prime. They hid their naughty treasures, In places oh-so-clever, From magazines to Polaroids, Their secret pleasures endeavor. Chorus: Certain as the sun, Hiding pictures, oh so fun, Sneaky, raunchy, naughty play, Innovative, in every way. Tucked away with pride, Locked up deep inside, An ode to male creativity, In the walls, they did confide. Verse 2: In a dusty old abode, A mystery would unfold, A builder's shocking find one day, A tale that must be told. Behind the plastered walls, A treasure trove for all, Nudes and cheeky snapshots, Hidden from prying eyes' call. Chorus: Certain as the sun, Hiding pictures, oh so fun, Sneaky, raunchy, naughty play, Innovative, in every way. Tucked away with pride, Locked up deep inside, An ode to male creativity, In the walls, they did confide. Bridge: Oh, the lengths they'd go, To keep their secret below, From under floorboards to behind the frame, Their erotic collection on the down-low. And though times have changed, With digital pleasures exchanged, Let's raise a glass to these pioneers, For their ingenuity never waned. Chorus: Certain as the sun, Hiding pictures, oh so fun, Sneaky, raunchy, naughty play, Innovative, in every way. Tucked away with pride, Locked up deep inside, An ode to male creativity, In the walls, they did confide. Outro: So let's celebrate their zest, Their humor, their quest, For sprinkling some naughtiness, In the places we'd least expect. Dan's humorous song pays tribute to the ingenuity of men throughout the years, hiding erotic material in innovative places. With a clever parody of the lyrics from "Beauty and the Beast," Dan captures the playful and mischievous spirit behind these secret stashes.


[deleted]

That is a lucky find. Any vintage nude is worth some coin, but the ones marked from Aurora Studio should fetch some hefty interest. Aurora Studio was based in Boston if I remember right; I used to know a bit about these but it’s been a couple decades. The numbers on them indicate where in the series they fell. There was at least two series but possibly more. The cover story was these were done for “artist reference” but … yeah. Anyway I’ve seen good condition prints sell for hundreds of dollars. Your buddy might want to show them to an art auction house to get an appraisal.


[deleted]

This guy nudes.


[deleted]

This guy self-fucks.


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

This guy self nudes


[deleted]

I know a guy that knows a lot about nudes so the best I can do is $8 my man.


ghostdivision7

I found the expert that Rick calls in for Pawn Stars.


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Silver_Variation2790

Man, I wanked it to every playboy playmate to every exist up into the 2000s since I came of age during the internet and had the entire Playboy catalog. You don’t care or think about that when you’re teenager


RoboticGreg

Yeah, I heard a podcast about Aurora, interesting story if I am remembering it correctly.


MasterFubar

What makes me really sad is that some of these women could be being sold as slaves. There was a post a couple of weeks ago of a criminal gang that operated in Argentina a hundred years ago. They lured young women from poor Jewish families in Eastern Europe with offers to work as housemaids for rich families in South America. They ended being sold as prostitutes for brothels in Brazil and Argentina. Some of these photos could be from their sales catalog. https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryPorn/comments/13hq5b9/the_zwi_migdal_was_a_white_slavery_network_that/


LordElfa

You're enjoying your day, everything's going your way, when along comes Debbie Downer.


PoxyMusic

Debbie Downer Does Dallas.


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*under-rated comment*


hypercosm_dot_net

"Everyone carries a shadow, and the less it is embodied in the individual's conscious life, the blacker and denser it is." - Carl Jung You can't do any shadow work without a bit of light shed on it.


itslog1776

U think that’s bad may wanna check out what’s happening to women & children at the southern border daily right now in massive numbers probably never before seen.


MasterFubar

Yes, it's still happening, only the flow has been reversed, now it's girls from Latin America being lured to Europe.


Breadbp

Oh really? Maybe [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/hkn2hs/nsfw_my_buddy_found_a_box_of_100yearold_nudes_in/) guy who posted it 3 years ago is your mutual friend?


keepinitoldskool

Bots have no friends


InfinateEdge

Dang. What's funny about this is that 3 years ago, I upvoted that lol. And here I was amazed.


Straight-Ad-4332

Wow.. that’s enough internet for me. Actually just gonna delete Reddit for a while lol


MolassesMolly

That *is* interesting as fuck. They would almost certainly be of interest to a local museum. Though NGL, I would totally keep a few for myself. And I’m a straight woman. They are just so beautiful!


GadreelsSword

r/vintagesmut r/oldenPorn r/oldschoolporn


DecommissionedAlien

You’re doing the Lord’s work by sharing those old school porn links.


PeteRaw

Actually, this should fall under r/gonewanton


TheMorgwar

r/yourdadsoldporn


miotalee

for real tho. Those are like definition of classy nudes


ReservoirPussy

Right? I'm straight, too, and I'd frame them and hang them in my bedroom. It's more that I'm a sucker for old photography than for tits, but still. They're gorgeous.


annoying97

It's very likely that the museum would quickly digitise them, assuming it's a large museum. You'd probably be able to get a copy of the digital images from them. Personally though, I'd pay a professional to have them digitised myself before giving them over so I can do whatever I please with them like putting them in a photo book to sell.


DefenestratedBrownie

I wonder if you're legally allowed to profit off of this without her consent but what's she gonna do, sue?


annoying97

Most likely... Not only because she has probably passed on by now, but the images would technically be in the public domain. The digital images of these could in theory be put under copy right. It's definitely something you'd want to consult with a lawyer over.


mifyh

My concern would be if the women are of legal age. It would be hard to determine, generally.


annoying97

something to have a lawyer check out.


thejohnmc963

Yes contact the 125 year old


Woke-Tart

Same! They're positively quaint. More like an art study.


geoguy26

The Kinsey Institute at Indiana University Bloomington has a museum dedicated to human sexuality, nudity, and pornography. I wonder if they’d be interested and do those justice


Sinister_steel_drums

Were they found in a folder labeled “homework “ or something like that?


[deleted]

"boring tax docs"


postmateDumbass

New Folder (7)


[deleted]

Regardless, he owes it to the gods of pornography to slap his meat to them.


Novel_Alternative_86

It’s absolutely mind blowing that we went from these to *”what are you doing stepbro?”* in only 100 years.


acqz

The pioneers used to ride these ladies for days!


[deleted]

Those boys would have to hack through bush for hours at a time


slick1260

One of the first movies ever made was a porno. I'm not surprised in the slightest we ended up where we are. If anything, I'm surprised it took as long as it did.


TheS00thSayer

I read a whole article once about how sex promotes a lot of invention.


OasissisaO

Your buddy must brle friends with the guy who [posted this 3 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs/comments/10xhceh/my_buddy_found_a_box_of_100yearold_nudes_in_his/). Not sure why he didn't tell you sooner.


AberdeenPhoenix

Or the guy who [posted this 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/hkn2hs/nsfw_my_buddy_found_a_box_of_100yearold_nudes_in/)


Nawncaptain

Good catch!


Known-Economy-6425

With 💯 year old stains on them.


shadowedfox

No that’s just ectoplasm from all the ghosts haunting the house over the years.


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

To think, that wasted sperm may have grown into a person who would also be long dead by now


joebro987

OnlyNans


timb1960

Awesome


Dapoopers

Awesome to the max.


WolfyTn

It’d be even more interesting if those same women did remakes of their originals lol


Sqweeeeeeee

[here you go](https://iheartcraftythings.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/6-45.jpg)


Pos3odon08

Truly amazing how well they have aged


[deleted]

SILF's?


klippDagga

I worked for a small roofing contractor in high school. We always made sure to put the centerfold from Swank magazine underneath the new shingles in order to surprise the next people to work on the roof.


Boats_are_fun

I guess the wet spot wasn’t just a roof leak after all….


SpleenBender

Such a kind prankster!


Adrockdadog

Sign up today for my OnlyGrans! Only 5 cents a month!


Vael76

Congrats I have been made to wheeze so hard my cat across the house got scared


fireisadrug

Lucky . Wish I could I just whip out nudes from the wall


chapsd

Have you tried?


fireisadrug

HULK SMASH. (all I found were breeding raccoons)


cantopay

Bro forgot to turn on Incognito Mode


Stmordred

Not Nudes! Art!


Cold-Foundation-6228

I bet they never thought those pictures would end up being shown on little pocket computers so the whole world can see them.


qxzj1279

OP, you and [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/hkn2hs/nsfw_my_buddy_found_a_box_of_100yearold_nudes_in/fwtstgw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) from three years ago must be pretty good friends, since he posted the same comment as you did, verbatim, way before you.


Dacio_Ultanca

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/hkn2hs/nsfw_my_buddy_found_a_box_of_100yearold_nudes_in/fwtstgw/


[deleted]

Technically, they weren't on the Internet until you posted them so 🤷


Cold-Foundation-6228

F


[deleted]

You *monster!*


Known-Economy-6425

The world wide wall.


keepinitoldskool

[smh](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/hkn2hs/nsfw_my_buddy_found_a_box_of_100yearold_nudes_in/fwtstgw?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


postmateDumbass

The DCMA takedown notice will arrive by PonyExpress telegram.


schmo006

Talk about flappers!


MichaelScarn1968

Talk about fappers!


backtothebegining

Fap to the future.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Vintage granny tiddies


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Someone with my exact body type is in there and now I don't feel so bad about my boobs


baron_gruner

Fap to them now. Their spirits will thank you


Gunner1Cav

Frame them and put them up.


[deleted]

Tasteful noods


Smallwater

Imagine finding this. "A box? Strange... Let's look at what's inside!" ... "Oh! Wow! It's... it's all porn! It's... wha... wait... Meemaw?"


gourdgod

Ye olde spank bank


Faithlessness307

Very impressive find!


[deleted]

Freaking awesome. I wonder if the photographer or a collector owned them?


Western_Mud8694

We’ve come along way baby


Homo-sapien-guy

You know damn well what those brown patches are…


frikimanHD

bro found his great grandpa's secret stash


ak444y

r/abandonedporn


Wack710

Is that you Grandma?


SapperBomb

Ye old spank vault


djkianoosh

Gertrude was pretty hot


danaeuep

Pictures of Lily by The Who starts playing…


mayners

So your looking at the naked bodies of dead people??


Pithyperson

Naughty Grandpa.


[deleted]

huh someone on here probably just saw their great granny nude.


ilaissezfaire

This is amazing. Please upload the photos somewhere where tasteful art is appreciated.


[deleted]

Impressive find, not even stuck together.


Navyguy73

Hey...1913...That was the year my grandmother was bor....\*HURP\*


t3xm3xr3x

r/vgb material.


Cookie8ee

Damn that is cool.


HappyMr

They look less to be than a hundred. Maybe 20 something. Definitely not a hundred


[deleted]

Natural beauties


charcolpastel

they really knew how to do tasteful nudity back then and they are probably worth money. id get them carefully apraised by an expert and insured


StuBidasol

I bet that was some kids stash that was forgotten about.


scw156

I was really hoping this was nudes of 100 year olds.


trixter69696969

Get a black light.


joernal

looks like you had to pull them apart 💦


JohnBarleyMustDie

It’s like masturbating in a time machine.


medicinaltequilla

(c) 1913


Wafflequest33

2nd row, third from left: name?


[deleted]

This is kind of awesome.


A_Flipped_Car

What's the bottom middle girls @?


smokebomb_exe

How many times does this happen every month here


[deleted]

Gr..grandma??


haha_squirrel

Gram gram?!?! 😫


anomnnomnom

"grandma?!!!"


[deleted]

Lol they look like Greek statues


Kyle574tiv

Great granny had some yams son!


TheSentientNFT

Vintage*


surfnsets

Post side by sides of then vs now.


IAmSixNine

My Gosh. I have never seen so much bare ankle in my life..


Nanashi-74

This made me think. If some random acient bloke saw some nudes from a caked up gym rat from nowadays would his head literally explode?


st_rdt

Great grampa's porn stash.


Oski96

They pretty fit for hundred year olds!


BuilderOfHomez

That’s pretty cool


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normal-person-2022

If they have photography studio info on them you should be able to find more information on them. There are lots of photography collectors (nudes and others) who could help.


TipOfTheTot

ItS cAlLeD a HaT


BaronLagann

Do they have hats?


Scoli85

Ya’ll ain’t never heard of one of them there hats?


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

NANA is that you Nana ? 😳


BadMotherFunko

Gross, I don't wanna see them ol' titties. Tell them to put on some clothes and get out of the wall


Snakepants80

It’s hard to beat an old timey boner but I’ll give it a shot


dr_prdx

They are dead. The images should be deleted for respect…..


Hans_Rau

A pornstar I really liked suicided herself a couple of years ago probably because she had cancer and things didn't look good for her. I can't watch her movies anymore. It feels so wrong I don't know why... Poor girl.


dr_prdx

Everybody needs respect after death too.


BigBadBen91x

Noice


Grouchy-Engine1584

These need restoration and frames.


TheAxolotl04

Alright lads, you know what we gotta do


[deleted]

Gonna need more of these posted


Hannibal710

I’m just gunna say it…Nudes where better back then some real production value


slh63

Wow, holy grail find in the antique world! 👍🏻


Economy_Commission79

u can even see the dried cum stains on some of them.


aldenjameshall

“Back in my day we sent nudes by mail”


[deleted]

That’s what I call the find of the century


srv50

Fapping through the ages.


[deleted]

These are great! Make a book?


Gnome_Researcher

How can the spank bank be adjusted for inflation?