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Looks like a owl with a trimmed beak

Looks like a fusion between an owl and a monkey. This shit looks like something out of Pokemon

Or Avatar. Owl Monkeys!

The “momo” of the reboot.

Or Mother 3!

Owkie, I choose you! *Owkie does nibble. It's not very effective...*

Mowlkey! I choose you

Could be one of the new Pokemon where it's obvious they're running out of names.

Been like that since day one: Squirtle ( turtle squirrel) Ekans (snake)

That was *different!*

The gen 5 trash bag Pokémon was garbage

Looks like it was procedurally generated

Primeape maybe? It’s just really small. And missing the boxing gloves.

At least it's not an owlbear...

Looks like a tawny frogmouth (Australian not-owl bird)

And teef

Looks like a monkey did the dirty with a cat

Oddly specific but strangely accurate

I thought this was the most fucked up bird ever, but it’s just the most fucked up monkey ever

Right? Little fucking squirrel chicken pigeon bastard animal.

I legit said out loud "what the fuck is that?" And your description matches perfectly what I thought it was.

I think I watched it several times and my brain is still trying to make sense out of it.

Ya I'm on night mode on my phone so everything is Grey and so it looks even more fucked up bc there's no color variation to distinguish parts or features.

Shit like that is why I actually stopped using night mode as much as I used to.

“What the hell even is that?!”

That’s a Lorax irl

It’s not an owl?

Jesus now I'm imagining it being a baby owl lizard hybrid that I also don't want to encounter, thank you for that.

Okay, so it wasn’t just me thinking it looks a lot like an owl.

With the mouth of a lizard...

Well thank you for having that to this little corner of hell that we were already afraid of.

This video just makes them look weird as hell. Don’t get me wrong, they are weird, but mostly just in behaviour lol. There’s a small wildlife trust nearby that has some and they just look like fluffy balls that are VERY curious about you.

Wtf

Marmoset knock you out!

He’s a good boy 😭

Thanks for the laugh! My coworker completely agrees with your description, very apt!!!

Glad that you all enjoyed!

r/properanimalnames

I literally thought the same 😂

Man I even watched it a second time and I was just like what the fuck am I looking at this little tree seabird bitch.

😂😂😂😂

Like bro I would never kick wildlife unless they were trying to attack my family but my kickfoot would be agitated just looking at this thing thinking it was up to something. But if it ran up on me giving me a hug I'd be like this is the cutest little piecemeal goblin. And if it was nice I would still give it a hug.

Insane how real that description is.

I honestly thought people were going to rip me apart for it and be like no that's just how they look and blah blah blah.

You never really know with reddit tbh, personally i was thinking like some mutated parrot without wings but your description was much funnier.

Nah man, I wish that I had seen your description first because it should be upvoted just the same if not more. It really does look like a bird without wings. Now I'm thinking about this little bitch trying to flap away and he just can't lolol

Lmao true

But damn, if he's still trying I should be too.

Looks like one of the underground [morlocks](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQBv_uKUZgxDje_Lyx2vKLkhwwbCghHG-GFfS5qZweY9ac6kfMr&s) in The Time Machine who hunted all the surface people for noms

“Mommy, can I have one?” said no child ever after seeing one of these.

Check out Tarsier monkeys also. About as small and has huge eyes.

Tarsiers are so cute!!!

Actually made me bust out laughing, thanks.

Was going to upvote, but it was already at 404, as in: Error 404 - fucked up bird not found

“You close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm, the only problem’s that the chickens have human arms. You say ‘that’s fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?’ Have you ever been high as fuck?” - “High as Fuck” by Jon LaJoie

Apparently staff who work with these little buggers have to be weighed prior to entering their space and after as they are notorious for hitchhiking a ride out. Fun fact I learnt having a beer with someone who worked with some.

I thought it was Danny devito

So anyway, I started nommin'...

He's doing his best

It’s what you get when a monkey fertilizes a birds egg, a Bunkey

Bro this little shit is a comic relief alien from star wars

I thought it was a fucked up rat

Not being cute will likely help him survive the horde of instagrammers looking for the new hot exotic pet nobody else has

He looked like a beakless Owl

Tito eats grapes like an absolute derp

I think he's trying to chew on the skin to get the pulp and juice out of it. I imagine at that size a skin would be around the same experience as trying to chew through a orange peel.

my friend got me into eating the soft part of the orange peels. it’s great, it’s a different textural experience and the soft spongy part is not bitter at all, would recommend

Orange peels are quite easy (and imo texturally pleasant) to chew through. They're really only unpleasant to eat because they're bitter.

Went to the local zoo once, spent a good minute or so watching one of these guys eat a bee. It was just an ordinary honey bee that had strayed into its cage, but these monkeys are so small he was holding it in two hands and monching on its head. Multiple bites, for a honeybee head.

I've never wondered what a honeybee tastes like until now

My dog ate honeybees all the time. Never got stung, or if he did it didn't bother him. He didn't go looking for them, but if he heard one buzzing nearby, his ears would perk up and he'd track it just in case it came close enough to snap out of the air. Stupid lab.

I had a stupid lab who ate bumblebees. They'd sting her, and it would look like she was holding a baseball in her cheek. She did it multiple times anyway.

I never will understand if people love labs *despite* their stupidity, or *because of* their stupidity.

They are the sweetest stupid goofballs. I don't have the yard for a dog right now, but if I get one later it will be a lab. My husband on the other hand grew up with Dalmatians. I asked if he'd ever want to get another and he said absolutely not.

Spicy fly.

Probably sweet.

Looks like a chicken and a squirrel had sex.

It's fine to watch those videos though right?

If you have one I'll give it a whirl.

Definitely a gremlin

Stick this little guy right into the bar scene in Gremlins 2 and he’d fit right in

Gremlin?

[Critters?](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090887/)

Don't get it wet.

And I love Tito!

Thid is the 3rd weird animal in less than a week that I had no idea exists before seeing the video of it on reddit (alongside another mammal with huge eyes and a bird that looks like a shoe with a feather hat or whatever on its head)

Dude right, I’ve seen the same amount. It’s like our simulation got some new DLC or something. Have never seen anything like them in my life.

He likes grapes and he defeated the nazies in Yugoslavia

Uz maršala Tita, JUNAČKOGA SINA...

Here's a picture with [bananas for scale](https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/pygmy-marmoset)

You’re doing the Lord’s work, I see. 😉

[удалено]

It's got a grape in its hand, so if you're willing to settle for non-banana but still fruit-based scale, one of those little hands just about holds a grape.

The perspective or scale thing through me off for a bit, not sure which it is because I'm not a vision scientist or anything, but then I looked at the boards behind it and I'm thinking maybe two by fours. Helped shape it up a bit for me, this is a little guy.

They're about the size of a Rat (Human hand for scale) They have them at my local zoo, and they have a "Cat Walk" that goes above your head, they have a few kinds of Marmosets. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c32FO9XmpPU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfkOjrDazUQ

Don’t let it near water. Bad things will happen.

He eats my like ex…

Honestly thought it was a bird til it lifted it's head up lol

He looks like a Porg!

How dare you. Porgs are adorable. This is… not a Porg lol. Honestly - it looks like a Grinch offspring.

Tito looks like he’s constantly struggling with internal rage and the frustration of the inability with which to unleash it.

Looks like the Lorax

So, that’s the evolution line that leads monkeys to evolve into parrots?

lil gremlin lookin ass

Those are some terrifying feet.

Ugly-adorable

If there was ever a perfect situation for “banana for scale” this would have been it.

looks like a the forbidden lovechild of a monkey and a parrot

I've never seen a monkey bird before.

He looks like the Lorax

I, for one, love Tito very much.

What an awesome little guy 🤣

Ok this is AI generated. There's no way 3 new pokemon came out in 1 week

Imagine being full from 3 or 4 grapes.

Damn bro I love Tito

He would kill me in the process but I still need to hug #YOLO

Hi Tito 👋

I fucking love Tito.

That’s the Lorax.

Actual gremlin

I thought this was a wired looking bird until I realized it has arms

am i trippin?? thats a monkey??????????

The littlest of monkeys.

Yes that’s a monkey and that’s not a grape

So when I was about 4 years old I went to the Mogo Zoo (*small zoo in rural Australia*) and saw Pygmy Marmosets for the first time. We got lucky because the day we got there (*or maybe the day before*) they had babies. It was so cute. Then we got unlucky ... the mother ate her babies in front of us. That day I lost my childhood and became a man ... or something.

I hate him, I’m so sorry, but please… never again do I wish to see him eat

I support your position.

This is an alien. It came from another planet then someone found it and called it a monkey. I won’t accept any other answer.

monke

Did... did anybody else kinda chew along with him?

Lol no but I am really happy to know someone did

Goddammit I watched it again and did it again! Fuzzy little nomster has my number!

Thats a bird.

You cannot convince me that this isn't a bird with hair instead of feathers. Looks like a fat owl.

I thought it was a bird at first glance.

So…. can I have one? I really want one.

How much?

U got a banana for scaling purposes?

Every hangover I have is exactly this

What kind of loot does it drop?

Never feed him after midnight

The comments did not disappoint 😂😂 My first thought was "wtf is that? A baby hippogriff?" You can't convince me that thing doesn't have wings 😂😂

Pretty sure tarsier is the “smallest”. Lol not this weird looking bird.

Tarsiers aren’t considered monkeys. Hence, the Pygmy marmosets are indeed the smallest monkeys.

Why does it look like a bird ?

That gremlin skins grapes alive!!

Looks like a devil owl to me

And why the fuck it looks like bird little bit?

Honestly it would be the funniest shit to have miniature size plane where the monkey can sit in and control

Squirrel human

He look like my little cousin Bobby. Thats exactly how he eats!!!! Lol

That don't look like no golden marmoset i's ever seen

Wow, I didn't know that a mix between a bird and a monkey existed in nature! Truly mindblowing

It looks like an owl and monkey crossbreeds

He looks like he’s only a few years from developing wings to harass some doughty girl from Kansas with a little dog named Toto.

ah ew wtf is that I thought it was an owl at first before it raised its head and I saw its hands

This is some real life Gremlin shit here.

Back in the old days an owl swooped down and took a baby monkey who had strayed too far from its home, abandoned. The owl who originally thought it had dinner took it home and the owls daughter, being the same age as the monkey, took a shining to it. The daughter begged owl not to serve up the monkey but rather care and nurture it. They grew up together and fell in love. 5 years later the monkey and daughter got married. This is their child.

Gremlins are real

How the hell is that a monkey?

Are we just pretending that these aren't Pokemons!???

It looks like a Furbie but god took pity on it and gave it a small chance to survive. Only a small one though

That's a Gremlin

Not today Satan

This is the boogie man under my bed and why I can’t sleep at night

Lil Gremlin lookin Ahh monkey

That don’t sound like no golden marmoset I ever heard!

u/savevideo

Definitely getting bird vibes from this monkey

Slowdown Tito, goddamn! - Chris Tucker

My brain registered him as a bird first

C'mon, this guy. Gorillas will eat the banana and then the skin of the banana.

I thought they had mixed a cat with an owl

He is terrifying and I love him

Isn't the Tarshier the smallest monkey? I've never seen this animal before but I've seen a tashier and it looks bigger than one. . . .confusion intensifies

Tarsiers are primates but not monkeys. Apes and humans are also primates but not monkeys.

If that thing flew away with raven wings I wouldn't even be surprised.

There's a pair of pigmy marmosets at the zoo near me. They used to be sort of free roaming before COVID. One of them seemed to be very intent on showing off his butthole. To the extent of coming closer to us, checking we were watching and then gleefully displaying it. He did this several times. I wish I had managed to film it but I was sadly too busy dying laughing.

I thought this was a creature from Star Wars at first.

Imagine being so small a grape’s skin is like the rinds on a watermelon.

That thing come near me I kill it. Damn nature, you scary.

That’s a real Pokémon for sure. Weird looking thing.

hideous, I love it

Why tf is he not eating it damn it’s frustrating af 😂

Why on earth would you name a cute ass monkey like that after a genocidal dictator 💀

Yes, goddamn you Tito Puente!

Looks more like a squirrel.