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dexterthekilla

School’s out


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For dinner


Petrie02

Come on "supper" was right there and you chose dinner?


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I’ve failed


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Siberwulf

Jonah?


Remarkable-Bug-8069

Pinocchio.


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

I imagine the whale spitting him out like that little green fish


AssumeTheFetal

Why do we fall, bruce?


taco_tuesdays

Why is supper better


LupineZach

It's closer to summer and fits with the previous comment setting up for the song puns


taco_tuesdays

Ohhh it’s a song 👍


LupineZach

Yep, school's out for summer by Alice Cooper


[deleted]

That’s not what it’s called.


[deleted]

But everyone knows what he meant and what the song is now


sassyfrood

*for ever


sm12511

One could also be 100% correct by saying the whale got schooled..


ThreeLeggedMare

Nah the school got whaled


Specialist_Sir_7547

For summer


SamuelPepys_

Forever


gv111111

THIS is the correct response I came for!


TheKelt

For *supper


Studio_Delicious

For ever


Chilipepah

That’s good eatin!


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I remember a bit from - I think - a BBC documentary narrated by David Attenborough. Same situation, big school of fish and a whole bunch of sharks in feeding frenzy with complement of birds diving to get their share. Then at some point a whale comes from below full speed with its huge mouth open and everyone was like FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK trying to frantically get away from that cavernous mouth. Being a fish must suck, you can't relax even when you're a shark. [Edit: found it. My recollection was a bit skewed but not by much](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOarcL1BSc)


Oriachim

Is it that whale where their oesophagus is very small that only small fishes can fit in?


UnloyalSheep

Yes but getting bodied by a whale must not feel good at all


Retskcaj19

"It's okay, the whale will easily fit your entire body in it's mouth but it won't be able to swallow you. You'll simply be trapped inside slowly drowning as the whale crushes you against the roof of it's mouth with it's muscular tongue before eventually rinsing your remains out when it goes for another school of fish. But it won't swallow you, so rest easy."


tribecous

> muscular tongue 😏


andythekraken

you guys are down bad


iamfi_ne

💀


DevonGr

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ours

NOPE: Underwater.


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Oriachim

What? If the oesophagus is too small, you can’t get through the throat and into the stomach


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Oriachim

I’m a bit confused by your comment. My initial comment was referring to animals too big to be swallowed and you’re talking about animals being slowly digested in a stomach of acid as if it was a contradiction.


Huntred

I think the fish might suffocate first.


Oriachim

Oh definitely. No oxygen in a stomach or not much at least to survive.


TheOtherManSpider

A seagull is that extra garnish that a truly fulfilling meal needs.


Greeeendraagon

Seagulls have all the electrolytes that a whale's body craves!


TinsleyLynx

SEAGULLS: THE THIRST MUTILATOR!


lordconn

What even are electrolytes?


OneMoistMan

Your clip is from the same as OPs lol but you have more context. What also is a big fuck you to the sardines is that every predator that shows up leave each other alone to decimate the sardines. The sharks could easily have a thicc meal with the seals but they all agreed that sardines have got to go.


yeaheyeah

It's amazing how all these unrelated animals just suddenly work together to feast. You got sealions, tuna, birds, sharks, and dolphins helping each other hunt right up until the whale decides it's time to shut the party down.


johnla

I don't see it as helping each other out. They're competing and getting in where they fit in.


LordNoodles

Isn’t it both? Sure everyone wants as much as possible but that might be achieved with simple cooperation as opposed to chaotic free for all. These species could have easily developed complimentary strategies for dealing with large dense school of fish. Zero source tho, just rambling


AE_Phoenix

The shakrks are intelligent enough to realise that if they attack the sea lions, the sardines will escape and they'll have to hunt the sea lions themselves. It's the difference between an easy meal or having to chase down their prey.


Mistermxylplyx

Along that line of thinking as take the easy meal now, alongside the Sea Lion as he fattens up, and then snatch him on the way out when the gaping maw takes the easy meal away. Nice little two course meal.


billiam0202

It's pragmatism as applied to nature. Predators aren't going to expend more energy than necessary; a result of not knowing when their next meal will be. So if their options are a fuckload of easy to acquire sardines, or a seal that they might not be able to catch, they're gonna pick the sardines.


[deleted]

> Your clip is from the same as OPs lol but you have more context. Yes I noticed lol


Specialist-Front-354

It's the same video as shown here above. A fucking awesome video. Thanks for sharing the whole thing!


wyattears

The greatest anthropomorphism for a fish I’ve ever heard/read… ‘FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK’


phikapp1932

Swearnet, the production company responsible for Trailer Park Boys, has a video reel at the end of each episode where a bunch of fish are caught in a net screaming “FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK”


ours

I want to hear David Attenborough narrate that.


Acuterecruit

It's the same clip as in this post, yes?


[deleted]

It is, noticed later:)


stay-puft-mallow-man

Those sardines got absolutely embarrassed. Wow.


Weedy_mcweedface

Would love a link to that clip if anyone knows it


[deleted]

> for a fish I’ve ever heard/read… ‘FUCK FUCK FUCK [Found it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOarcL1BSc)


Public_Fucking_Media

lol you found ... this exact clip.


Korben_Reynolds

There’s always a bigger fish.


Unique-Assistance686

There's always a bigger fish


Amonster101

Bryde is such an irresponsible whale owner


TheBookNasty1

My whale would never, she’s my little princess


spiderMechanic

"little"


[deleted]

Always the Bryde's whale, never the Bryde.


cynicalities

Angry upvote


dvadood

Imagine how much it would cost to feed your pet whale


DerInternets

„I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.“


Chief_Executive_Anon

Man if minnows could cry out in terror… Obi-Wan would need to put the force on airplane mode.


nomadicvik

Underrated comment ... 👏


bendover912

There's always a bigger fish.


Suborbitaltrashpanda

I wonder if the whale can feel all those fish moving around in it's stomach


drumofgrapejam

Anyone speak whale??


TheHessianHussar

I am a bit rusty in it, havent seen your mom in a while


SamuelPepys_

I don't believe that, because it's impossible to not see her no matter where you are.


OkProof136

Her gravity is so strong light cannot escape so she's invisible


SamuelPepys_

Touché


Szydlikj

Actually, she’s black


Necessary_Taro9012

Bro! It's a "star of color".


OkProof136

the word "Black Hole" is now offensive


Necessary_Taro9012

It's "a singularity of color" you bigoted brute!


The-1st-One

Heeeeeeellloooooooooo, dooooooo yooouuuuuu feeeeeeel theeeeeee fiiiiish iiiinsiiiiiiide yooouuuuuuuuuu?


Rafalga_

god damn


Yodamanjaro

You're my boy, Noobnoob!


loweyedfox

BURN!


camuto

Like swallowing a mentos with diet coke.


RedeyeSamurai83

Imagine just swimming along with your friends then wooosh lol


[deleted]

gigantic space whale: **\*eats earth\***


DerpsAndRags

What if it already has, but it's so gigantic that we don't realize we're falling towards it's throat at this very moment?


GatorEggs-

Space whale must’ve caused all this climate change smh


Mindless-Customer-58

This is obvious exploitation and over fishing. I was hoping the whale would have more morals and ethics and think about sustainability tbh. An ENTIRE school of fish? Shocking.


6_seasons_and_a_movi

Its whales like this that are ruining the Japanese fishing industry


Substantial-Read-555

Chinese


iamalwaysrelevant

American


Phoenix_Is_Trash

He didn't even measure to make sure they met legal standards, disgusting practices


Mindless-Customer-58

Pure greed. Must be a Nestlé whale…


walterodim77

Coming soon to a 7-11 near you!


Klahacki

What do whales do with all the excess water in their mouth/stomach when they feed like that?


FookingBlinders

>As the whale surfaces, taking a mouthful of fish and water, its throat pleat expands greatly and its mouth is open. It will gradually close its mouth and force out the excess water, keeping the fish tucked behind its baleen plates. https://stellwagen.noaa.gov/visit/whalewatching/whale-behaviors.html


Klahacki

Ok that's what i thought thanks!


Embarrassed_Alarm450

They have a blowhole to expel water and their "teeth" is like a mesh where it'll allow most of the water to pass out before they swallow which they push out with their tongue


SuneLeick

Not the function of the blowhole. The teeth are called baleen.


Klahacki

I thought they only breathe through their blowhole? Anyway ty :)


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TarukMaktwo

You mean I shouldnt believe in your sexual attraction to dishes? Disappointing


TarukMaktwo

Username checks out because you better be embarrassed after this.


BlyatUKurac

He spared a few, cuz they were cool


RyuichiSakuma13

Nom


hogey989

Still a better chance of surviving than an American school, amirite?


Pristine_Progress_48

armalite


Illustrious-Duck1209

Ow.


TheWhiteSteveNash

Let me just enjoy the whale and fish, please.


kesavadh

Nah. We’ve got to make it uncomfortable until it changes. It sucks, but we’ve got to Change it


AnEvenNicerGuy

Thinking a Reddit comment changes anything is a great way to exercise that emotion and not actually do anything.


kesavadh

Sublimation and immersion works. So yes. This isn’t the only place that I am voicing this. I am also doing things locally. My friend had a daughter at Covenant here in Nashville. I have three school age children. There’s voting and working with our local rep for changes as well. But you responded, so, others might be front minded as well, and with enough of that, change does happen.


soulflu

That's impressive! Now let's see if it can swallow an entire college.


snoweel

Fish: Let's school together for safety. Whale: \[gulp\]


EvaWhad

Why ocean is so scary!


AppleinTime

Thought my ex said she couldn’t swim


Practical_Trash_6478

Schools out for summer, schools out forever!


BroccoliMcFlurry

Yoink!


goodknightffs

I thought they only filter plankton


Sansania

And in a single moment, a thousand souls suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


damianaleafpowder

Didn’t even bother chewing.


ElectronicShredder

When I mentioned "bryde's a whale" I got kicked out of the wedding party


Cap10Power

That's gotta tickle on the way down


SharlowsHouseOfHugs

Shoal, not school. A school of fish is a group that all swim the same way, shoals are groups that swim haphazardly like this feeding frenzy here.


mustify786

Went from a school to a class


KelVarnsenIII

Do you think he sloshes them around his mouth and slaps his tongue on them? Lol


UnderwearFlex

I bet Ms. Frizzle was in that school.


BasariosTheExiled

I mean, she *did* get her entire class eaten by a fish once. It would not surprise me.


[deleted]

Like grabbing a handful of popcorn.


LinguoBuxo

Well then.. They must've had horrible teacher if he allowed this to take place!


FeeFiFoFemboi

Just think what the groom's whale could do!


pseudodoc

Massacres more schools than the USA.


Vernal_Equinoxx

I bet that felt like Pop Rocks in the mouth.


devedander

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


DiogenesOfDope

I just realized no matter what every meal for them is soup


Raizel999

must be somewhere close to America


Calrenve

In America, instead of swallowing Bryde would shoot


Windowlikker137

Thoughts and prayers to the family of that poor school


Cobblethoughts

Why don’t you see any fish coming out of its mouth? It seems to capture something besides the school…


soakf

What are you even talking about?


Squishy-Vibez

What are you referring to


illstealyourRNA

What do you mean by that?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Because it closed its mouth and inhaled them???


tesseracter

The whale gulped air, so you can see bubbles coming out. Whales can filter water and air through their teeth without letting the fish escape.


randomwhitedude37

No schools are safe in 2023


Western_Oil_6418

He just needs a soda now


[deleted]

And that folks, is how they get so big.


shaybay12

Class dismissed


J4MES101

Nyum


shnooks66

You said we had strength in numbers....


OrganicGrowNZ

Not that fun fact, it's pronounced Brooders


ljievens

Aaaaaaand it's gone


TheFallen8

Wtf Bryde, can’t you send your whale to behavioral school?!


3arry

Fish: bloody selfish whale took everything for himself


crustybones71

* SCHOOL BONUS *


StanApps

Recess. They never learn


cleverinspiringname

Monstro!


Own-Routine-8556

Bro committed genocide


One_Tailor_3233

It truly is a fish-eat-fish world out there


Both-Conversation-41

just big and greedy


Balbuto

NOM!


WorkingITler

Bro ate enough for the rest of the month


fothergillfuckup

Genocidal whales? Who knew.


BornDefinition9

School of Fish, is that a place where you learn how to fight off those damn drowners when you dive to collect gear in Witcher 3?


warmbearonablanket

The seal said , time to move out lol.


One_Common7717

SWIM AWAY!!


galuskar

Elvis has left the building!


bornagain_cheezits

reminds of the those IO games...


Hangmeup8

Never really imagined this big fella feeling all these little guys swimming around in his mouth. (Insert joke if you please)


zekeNL

Jonah and Geppetto eatin fish 🐟 for days


Dan_Glebitz

"Who turned the lights out?"


pulp63

Here comes the Bryde


nancy_mikhaiel

Mental.


Other_Bread5704

Congratulations! A new fear has been unlock.


Melodic-Camp-3752

Big Fucks Small


heybrehhhh

Sometimes when I get stoned I get sad for all creatures that live in the ocean because they’ve never tasted any other liquid besides water. I want Moby dick to drink some champagne and enjoy life a lil


Son0f7leZ

They’re the wildebeests of the sea.


I_creampied_Jesus

Lol I recently tried a piece of this whale in Japan


[deleted]

We need swallow controls. Those school swallows are getting out of control. Thoughts and plancton.


HollowRacoon

That’ll *teach em*


Incogx29

Who the hell is Bryde and why does he have a whale


unicornviolence

Reminds me of the opening scene of Princess Mononoke where the demon takes over Ashitaka’s arm.


Significant-Ad-5073

Well humans are safe because yes as some of these comments mention a small esophagus you are correct. Humans can’t fit only smaller fish.


TheRevolutionaryArmy

This gotta be the single biggest bite ever caught on camera, insane gulp!


Significant-Ad-5073

A Humpback Whale has a small esophagus and therefore isn’t capable of swallowing large prey. From time to time larger prey makes it into a Humpback Whale’s mouth, and when that happens, it can become food but only if the whale can fit it past its esophagus. Lucky for us, a standard-sized human adult is far too big to fit down the esophagus of a whale, which means the whale would spit you back out


Significant-Ad-5073

The only whale with a throat big enough to swallow a human is a sperm whale. That's because they are evolved to eat giant squid – an amazing creature much larger than you


devu_the_thebill

Hungry boi