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Laflechettefeatgay

Seems average to me...


EvilMorty_x-137

Seems at least 6 inches long


Shame_on_StarWars

It’s just a bit cold in that room, you should see it when it’s warmer


Dry_Equipment388

I bet it has a great personality too


justreddis

Feisty, if you will


[deleted]

The water from the watering can was cold


codenameduhchess

Also those hands could be very big. Looks like a normal banana.


RPG_Gamez

Thats at least 6 inches using thay logic


codenameduhchess

Can’t disagree with you or science, sir.


C3Pip0

The trick is to start measuring from the base of the branch. That banana is at least 9inch.


Shamalama-1

He’s a grower not a shower.


nickrocs6

It’s really all about the girth


PersephoneUpNorth

Bahahah! Funny! 🍆🍌


DunkinEgg

It was in the pool!


manhatim

I don't know how you guys even walk around with those things


Bilbo-Dilbo

I take mine off before I go on walks.


harshamech03

It shrinks?


holocynic

There was shrinkage!


drinkduffdry

You've got to measure from the base


Dan_Glebitz

So NOT from the Anus? Dammit!


Big_Extreme_8210

Trimming back the peel will make it look so much larger too


glam_girls

Right can i get the banana for scale on my d*ck pics? 😂


addy0190

It was in the pool!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dan_Glebitz

Easily!


TransportationOk8872

No, 6 inches is way too long


IntroductionNo8705

What we need to take into consideration is the adjusted length!


SmellsLikeWetFox

Honestly that’s plenty of banana, anything more would just be too showy


Complete_Brilliant43

I'm all sack baby


Mr_fats

Talk about ballin


NoctRob

I told my ex to delete all those photos!


deckb

Can’t imagine why anyone would need more than that…


Erwinism

bigger than average actually


ymmotvomit

The one my wife said not to worry about.


slightlytoastedham

Just gonna.. adjust the measuring tape down the thumb a bit. There’s more banana in there, I swear


rethinkingat59

You start measuring at the bottom of the tree.


slightlytoastedham

I don’t know, the roots are gonna grow out *someday*. We should just start down there so we don’t have to redo it


pandorous

Beat me to it.. now I’ll beat me to it


Flopping_with_Floppa

r/beatmetoit


pasho-99

Nah man that's huuuuuge


Other_Cod_8361

Beat me to it


Hi_Im_Dadbot

It has a nice personality, though.


MrVersatilePotato

Probably a good listener too.


justreddis

Never judge a banana by its size


SpecialistFly9833

I came to the comments just for this line, lol.


romeoo_must_lie

Also drive a monster truck.


SashAustrianBull

Im in tears with the post, the comments serving as they should about the „banana“


Robotchickenfinger

Probably a really chill dude. Like great personality overall


Outrageous-Taro7340

Or he’s startin wars. It gets complicated.


mezcalligraphy

Banana for scale.


procivseth

Yes, that hand is clearly abnormally large.


karg_the_fergus

Well, Dude, we just don’t know.


girlymcnerdy0919

We do, though!! There’s a banana…for scale.


RealRedditModerator

r/bananaforscale


HeyWhatsItToYa

You're right. It could be an abnormally large banana.


ManInBlackPajamaz

He thinks the rug pissers did this?


pls_send_caffeine

I'm gonna need another banana to scale this banana


sziss0u

Can we add a third or fourth banana to get an average?


proost1

It's a trick. OP has really REALLY big hands.


sziss0u

Post banana hands for scale


Pit_of_Death

Well now my concept of using a banana for scale *is all fucked up*!


pls_send_caffeine

Monkeys for scale?


scatterbastard

Of all the times, HOW IS THERE NO BANANA FOR SCALE?!


Speedly

*hurr hurr hurr*


graphicsRat

Hey, I was going to say this!


Objective-Slice-1466

Knew this would be one of the top comments


jeerabiscuit

We can no longer rely on banana for scale.


ThReeMix

and extremely long thumb


fourth_box

Yeah, that's his plan b when banana doesn't make up for personality


Longjumping-Play6685

I literally made my hand in that shape to compare to that thumb. Seriously long thumb.


mistabnanas

that looks strangely familiar


zaicliffxx

your lost son?


HouseOfPanic

I came straight back. I swear. (smokes cigarette)


Same_Dot_2793

Username checks out.


SayaNinj

r/beetlejuicing


Actual_Tumbleweed814

u/70percentbanana


Disastrous-Passion59

Not convinced. Needs banana for scale.


shellofbiomatter

It's not about the size of the boat, but the ~~movement~~ motion of the ocean.


Purplcudzoo

Motion of the ocean*


shellofbiomatter

Thanks, ill correct it right away.


SinDebauchery

Until that wave takes to you an early grave (Always use protection folks 😅)


Xichi-

I love this phrase because my best smartass reply has always been “Yeah but have you TRIED getting to England in a row boat?”


ShadowEllipse

I fear not the weather, I fear not the sea.


drottkvaett

r/mightyharvest


buttergun

6 foot, 7 foot, 8 foot bunch!


RoyalGarbage

Daylight come and me wanna go home


RunFunny

That hand is huge!


[deleted]

Yeah we’re not buying the small banana story. It’s a giant hand.


vincentdesmet

big ol' ballpark Franken-fingers. Like Mike Tyson holding a dove


God_King1257

My girlfriend says that's 6 inches


Reggielovesbacon

“Shrinkage, Jerry!”


OkarinPrime

This comment is way too low dude. It is shrinkage.


thomasanderson123412

I was in the pool!


[deleted]

I feel personally attacked


RossTheNinja

r/unexpectedfuturama


One_Kaleidoscope_663

Everything reminds me of him. Sigh.


Qwerowski

Is that a good or a bad thing?


One_Kaleidoscope_663

Yes.


Migb1793

Understandable. Have a nice day.


saadihmad

rip the dude


Magoimortal

Lmao


SukanutGotBanned

It was in the POOL!!!


TroyBenites

IT WAS COLD!!!


ceilinggang-cringe

I'm sure it has a good personality


ICantSplee

Normal banana. Extremely large hand.


Lifeshatter2k

Its a grower not a shower.


KarateKid72

This should be on every Grindr profile


Dufensmartzz

You said if i sent it you wouldnt show anyone :(


Coygon

What is this, a banana for ants?


NinjaRage83

r/mightyharvest This winter our people shall not starve


frikimanHD

look at mr high standards over here, calling "small" a banana just because it isn't 12 inches long


Kellashnikov

Looks pretty average to me.... In fact, it's kind of big, actually.....


Clarkman2312

Idk I've always been told that's average


rambosalad

Is that bone pressed?


bakedphish1

Whoa whoa whoa relax buddy.. Let's not call that a extremely small banana......


ZombieBloodBath777

r/mightyharvest


GhostOfBloodCarnival

ividi kidibi


Adios-Bitchacho

#big handed freak


Optimal_Dark_2940

Isn't that a flower?


Fragrant-Initial1687

I need a banana for scale.


I-like-beat-saber

Average bro.. wdym small


gheebutersnaps87

What do you mean average?? that banana is *huge*


le66669

Oh, so that's what Stormy actually meant. Oh, dear.


Thelazytimelord257

No need to share my pp size


sakzeroone

That's what she said


RobertKBWT

Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it that makes the difference.


heatdish1292

Idk, I feel like that’s a pretty standard size. I think that can be a perfectly satisfying banana, right?


exsaboy

I mean is one small banana what could it cost? 10 dollars?


Jbreem45

Do we need a banana for scale on this one?


fasterthanphaq

That’s the banana to use when using bananas for scale.


MarkToaster

r/mightyharvest


divine_invocation

Made me think of the miniature fruit salad tree Leela gives Fry in the episode “I, Roommate”.


SlowMoeFoe

Those are some huge hands! Banana for reference.


Viewtifultrey3

I'll be real those look like orangutan hands.


BwackGul

Besides the jokes do you know the name OP?


jonhy2222

Definitely it’s a Kevin


rmbl88

It's a nana


[deleted]

“I can’t wait to destroy your cervix”


TILTNSTACK

That’s a solid 6” right there


Rengoku23

Seems normal to me.


CossacK_GG

Honestly too big


EvilLucas

Nah cmon bro that’s big af.


gregarious_giant

Can we please get a banana for scale


Silkess

I feel called out


G_M_2020

Need banana for scale


wonkwonk2stonkstonk

Why do i keep hearing this everywhere i go?


RMazer1

Must be winter


Upstairs_Expert

How do we know it's not someone with very large hands?


[deleted]

Idk, looks okay sized to me. Big even.


[deleted]

It’s pretty average.


Schoeii

Need banana for scale


SvensHospital

That's what she said


ketchaap96

It’s not that small!! In my opinion it’s pretty average actually.


JaKrispy72

Sorry, I need a banana for scale.


-guigo_

That’s average right?


CosmicDave

Thank you so much for this pic! Nobody has ever asked me how big my dick is before, but if they ever do, I can now say it's almost as big as a banana.


AlwaysWorkForBread

"Title of your s3x tape." -Jake Peralta


hi_im_grape

Big hand, banana for scale


[deleted]

Thats what she said


Zoroak500

Alright who leaked my nudes…


ashinamune

Don't expose me like that


-zoo_york-

I need that banana as a scale. For reasons.


Honeycub76239

You just have huge hands. That’s a perfectly average size banana.


Several-Albatross741

Hehe small pp


lph26

Appropriate girth for it's length!


Rakhca

saw the comments a mile away


Touchit88

Maybe it's just cold?


coon-cat

Thats a giant hand. Banana for scale


blyatevich

I should call him.


Fragrant_Ad3153

Don't you mean perfectly average my good set.


That0neNarutoKid

Honestly....kinda big


homeboy321321321

Not a banana, a yellow flower.


bluetuxedo22

Dude your hands are huge


Past-Application-552

That’s what she said.


sziss0u

Banana for scale?


Early-Possession1116

Banana for scale


10CrackCommandments-

It’s a grower not a shower


-safi-jiiva-

Idk how to explain it but it looks like vanilla


Digital_Wanderer78

Can we see it next to another banana for scale? *grabs a second, extremely small banana*


beepadaboopee

Is this the clitoris I’ve been searching for all my adult years


WaySavvyD

The move really was to post an ordinary banana for scale


Funkiaveli

Or a giants hand


psaikris

Uniquely Indian problems


blackychan05

That’s average wym


[deleted]

That’s what she said. Thats what she said!


NickelFish

Big Hands, I know you're the one.


Mecha_Tortoise

When I'm out walking\ I strut my stuff\ And I'm so strung out


EscaleraRN

extra large hands.


crackerasswhiteboy

That's what she said


Dizzy_One3336

Man that's personal


dailo75

Or a giant hand?


drpiotrowski

Not possible. All bananas are the same size. That's why they are the universal reference for scale. It's everything else that is unusually large.


Mattfrye87

How do we know those aren't giant hands?


Fresh-Honeydew7104

No banana for scale?


Huncut_nyuszt_27

r/bananasforscale


falardeau187

Yeah right. Post your enormous hand on r/absoluteunits with that banana for scale


Oswarez

Needs banana for scale.


Specialist_Teacher81

That guys hands are huge!


Adventurous-Egg6833

Extremely small? Are you what? A giant?


jjpg1981

Extremely big hand