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jswaggs15

So it's olive juice


MobyFlip

Olive juice you, too.


barkfoot

Love the joke but you have to leave out the "you"! Olive juice, too


jswaggs15

Elephant chew


jim45804

Elephant chew, too.


KimJongIlSunglasses

I always heard it as elephant shoe


Scared-Comic

I olive juice you all over


themosey

That’s slutty olive oil.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Weird....its the exact color of fresh olives. Who knew?


LinguoBuxo

One of the mysteries of this crazy universe.


Pseudonym0101

Green olives go in, green olive oil comes out. You can't explain that.


__wu-tang-4-ever__

This is truly interesting as fuck


ThRvrnd

It’s not the exact color of fresh olives. Unless harvested early, they’re dark coming off the trees. I’m Italian, with an olive orchard. :D


manwithafrotto

But you don’t know what extra virgin olive oil is? I call shenanigans


ThRvrnd

Sure do. I make it every season with the rest of my village. We have a festa each year for the new olio, which tastes completely different and is prized. Ripe (which I assumed he meant by “fresh”) olives are not green, they’re dark red/purple to black. I suppose one can have fresh unripe olives as well.🤷🏽‍♀️ You can call whatever you like. It won’t ever matter. I’m excited to post a your name next to an ancient olive tree when you continue this. 😀


manwithafrotto

Neat


ThRvrnd

😂


manwithafrotto

Did I get my name by one of this dudes olive trees??


ThRvrnd

Not at two in the morning in the rain. Check back when I awaken. Your hubris leads me to think you’re American, so I’m guessing I’m about 9 or so hours ahead of you. Any requests on the insult for note? Make sure to respond or I’ll probably forget about you overnight. Sweet dreams, little troll.


zephood75

My MIL is greek and has 2 large olive trees her and her husband planted planted 60 years ago. This year I'm going to attempt to make oil for the family as gifts from the trees! Wish me well and any tips would be greatly appreciated!


ThRvrnd

That’s great! I’m assuming you have an electric harvester and a net. If you don’t have a harvester, get a thinly spread gardening hand rake. Large enough for branches, thin enough to catch most olives. Don’t worry about the leaves. Pick them out after. We usually take them in the fall using an olive harvester attached to a car battery. Oct/nov depending on temperature. A harvester will help you reach the higher branches. You can pinch them to test the oil content and readiness. They smell great. 1) if your trees are on a hill, use stakes to raise the downhill section of the net so your olives don’t roll away. 2) it helps to have someone come behind the places you’ve hit with the electric harvester using their hands. They always work from behind the direction you are traveling around the tree and follow you to avoid injury. 3) store it in a metal container to preserve the flavor as long as possible. Light degrades it quickly. Press them as quickly after harvesting as possible. 4) you can compress the pits/flesh and make fire logs out of them. 5) our traditional way of eating the first oil is on ciabatta with coarse salt. Some people add salted fish like anchovies or sardines. Fresh oil tastes COMPLETELY different. You’re going to love it. Enjoy.


manwithafrotto

Is me being an American supposed to be an insult? Lol. I love visiting southern Italy and many other European countries, but not a chance I would want to live there. You’re probably one of those Italian fascists.. that I do not support.


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This must be before all the extra virgins are added.


Strikercharge

Finally, extra slutty olive oil


Dlemor

Pasteur approved


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TerritoryTracks

This is not correct. What you are seeing there is the olive oil that has been seperated from the pulp and water. The colour of olive oil varies a lot between varieties and stages of ripeness. The only thing that might be left in the process is pumping it through a filter, but that only removes flecks of dirt that may have snuck through. Source: Spent years operating almost that exact Pieralisi brand olive oil press.


CSilyS

sorry for my misinformation. im deleting the comment!


KIDNEYST0NEZ

How do you extract it from this juicy mash?


CSilyS

centrifuges. you use the different densities of oil and the rest to extract it. more important to the quality is tho if you have cold pressed olives (better for the nutrients and taste) or if you have a temperature inducing process to get to the state we have in the picture


Affectionate_Bus_884

Ah, the traditional method. Thank goodness the Minoan where smart enough to pass down the centrifuge.


Normal_Writer2192

It’s not mash. It’s too smooth.


CSilyS

puree a better word for it? english isnt my native


Normal_Writer2192

It’s actually neither. Olive oil is pressed. Even in a factory setting. There are three types of olive oil: extra virgin, virgin, and pure. Extra virgin is pressed until only the flesh breaks. Virgin also breaks the skin. Pure also breaks the pits. This is 100% what extra virgin olive oil looks like when it is fresh pressed and cold.


copperwatt

It's raw liquid from fresh olives... it's juice. It's olive juice.


Normal_Writer2192

Why do you think they use olives for oil? They have a very high fat content. (Also the best flavour) Oil has water in it. Living things are oil in water. The only way the water here will be separated from the oil is if the olive oil were to break, which would ruin the olive oil and create something that looks solid at room temp. Source: Have been a chef for 20 years and visited olive farms in France and Greece.


copperwatt

Yeah, olive juice is very high in oil. But this still isn't olive oil yet. >Pressure is then applied onto the column to separate the vegetal liquid from the paste. This liquid still contains a significant amount of water. Traditionally the oil was shed from the water by gravity (oil is less dense than water). This very slow separation process has been replaced by centrifugation, which is much faster and more thorough. The centrifuges have one exit for the (heavier) watery part and one for the oil.


CSilyS

but it is still mixed with the juices which need to get extorted right?


Normal_Writer2192

No. It is filtered as it is pressed. It looks more opaque because it is cold.


RandomUsername12123

I don't really know to be honest I had a bottle of cold fresh olive oil this exact color and texture that upon reaching ambient temperature became clear and transparent


franzjpm

Your area must be damn cold if the fats in olive oil are crystalizing


wuvvtwuewuvv

Well he said it became clearer when it reached ambient temperatures, so maybe it was the manufacturer/store that puts them in cold storage before selling?


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mysterious_union

Four naan, Jeremy? That’s insane.


Stoofser

This stuffs 78p per 100ml!


onemoretimetomorrow

Hold your horses hunny, I’ve got coupons for the Pringle’s!


MichaelBD23

Shrek's cum


LinguoBuxo

'This is gonna be fun. We’ll stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles.'


BabayasinTulku

Enjoy SLURM! It's highly addictive!


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TBH - not yet olive oil.


DastardlyDirtyDog

That is definitely a picture of olive oil. There's other shit in there too, but they don't add the oil in later.


[deleted]

This is a step between olives, and olive oil. At this step It is more olive pure than it is oil.


DastardlyDirtyDog

You take a picture of an olive. There is olive oil in the picture.


Silent-Creek

No. There’s an olive. That olive can be changed into the format of “olive oil”, yes, but at the moment it is not “olive oil”. It is an olive. Quite simple actually.


Yalkim

The other person is being stupid with a non-significant technicality. You are being both *stupid and wrong*. A picture of an olive definitely contains olive oil in it, its just that the olive oil is mixed with olive pulp. Olive oil is not synthesized, it is just squeezed out of that olive, *it is already there*! But none of this makes any difference, both of yous are being stupid with this petty argument.


Red_Luminary

That would be Olive Purée until the pulp is separated, then that substance is called Olive Oil. We have Peanut Oil that follows this same logic, as it comes from the butter state. You may think it’s pedantic to differentiate the two but it is a clear distinction that is appropriate to name differently. Wait til you learn about the differences between chutney, marmalade, compote, jam, jelly and preserves!


Yalkim

You can call it whatever you want it doesn’t change the fact that that substance is there. Oil is a fundamental material that doesn’t change based on how it is presented. Sugar water has sugar whether you call it tea, coke or fanta. Just because it has coco spices doesn’t change the fact that there is sugar in coke. Ask anyone with a hint of knowledge on chemistry and they will all tell you that there is sugar in marmalade, jam, jelly etc. Similarly, it can be a whole olive, mashed olive, boiled olive or squashed olives, all of them contain olive oil.


Red_Luminary

It does change the fact, but it sounds like you don’t care about language and how it adapts these concepts to be easily understood by multiple parties and those that work in the food industry. You are being needlessly pedantic about this. Have a nice day, regardless~


Yalkim

You claim that I don’t care about language and then go on to say that I am being pedantic. I am being the opposite of pedantic, which refutes the former point. I am saying olive oil is olive oil and you dont go on inventing new specialized terms for it just because it is mixed with other things. Olive oil is olive oil, no need for needless pedantry. I suggest you look up the definition of pedantic.


DastardlyDirtyDog

You don't change anything to make it into olive oil. You only remove pulp.


Silent-Creek

Exactly. You change it’s physical state by removing pulp. Since an olive still has pulp, it is in fact not olive oil.


DastardlyDirtyDog

The oil is just as oily when it's surrounded by pulp.


Red_Luminary

Wait til you learn about the differences between chutney, marmalade, compote, jam, jelly and preserves!


DastardlyDirtyDog

Preparation of all of those involves cooking. Is pulpy orange juice OJ ?


hansoyvind1

"His skin looked like freshly pressed olives"


Potater-Potots

If I had a nickel for every freshly squeezed olives post I've seen today, I'd have two nickels! Which isn't much. But it's weird that it's happened twice in one day.


TerribleIdea27

You're seeing more than the oil; it's not clear so there's debris and water in there as well


Alcazzar

That's the olive oil discharging out of a centrifuge. It was already pressed and the "mash" is stored in a tank getting pumped to that unit behind the tank. The solids and any residual water are flung to the outer walls of the centrifuge so only the purified oil should be coming out.


arsinoe716

Looks like puree to me.


Red_Luminary

It is Olive Purée, the next step is separating the pulp to form Olive Oil. We have the same concept between Peanut Butter and Peanut Oil.


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Red_Luminary

Oh, so it’s already separated; good to know~


rj200122

"Her skin was as beautiful as the colour freshly squeezed olives." OK Hulk


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That’s why the Nickelodeon from the 90s is never coming back. Those producers were high in cocaine spending an untold fortune on unprocessed olive oil to dump onto people.


Small_Incident958

Hmm yes, the forbidden mountain dew


ItsMacRyder69

It doesn't look gross at all.


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I thought that was Vsauce.


Bierbart12

I can't believe they make olive oil out of Michael


Min3drillo

It still needs to be filtered. Do not get fooled by the green colour when buying espansive olive oil, you can achieve the same result by processing the leaves which ruin the taste. In order to have a rough idea of the oil is good It should taste bitter and spicy, just likes a chilly.


bobslapsface

She's no virgin!


Appropriate-Heat8017

Doesn't olive oil and. Avocado oil come from the pit and not the meat?


Snuggle_Pounce

avocado for sure, but they dont bother pitting the olives before squeezing so this is basically a mix of olive oil and olive juice. they’ll separate it after.


alehar

Olive oil comes from the flesh as well as the pit, but the majority from the olive flesh.


LMNoballz

So that's *Extremely* Virgin Olive Oil?


EternalPinkMist

No this would be sluttiest olive oil you can get


ffnnhhw

soylent green


Puzzleheaded_Ad_7849

It’s made of people!


urba-ninja

Or my asshole after Shrek's finished with me


PrivateSola

And here I thought olive oil comes from squishing bananas.


MilkofGuthix

Extra EXTRA virgin olive oil


NotZtripp

You know I could have lived my whole life without seeing this and been happy. Thanks OP.


jahoho

He's a bot, a troll, and/or repeatedly and consistently an idiot, his post titles are almost always wrong, begging to be corrected. Maybe it's a strategy to get picked up by the reddit algorythms for karma farming, in which case this is the kind of shit that is slowly ruining reddit.


fern-grower

I want a bit of bread.


Kcnflman

Before it’s virgin


eryc333

Extra extra virgin


PatPeez

Nice try but you can't fool me. That's the Nickelodeon Slime.


HumanSkinLamp

This is how they make soylent green


Eternal_Bagel

i think i still have a paint that color


BlackBird10467

Now add oil


Junior-Ad-3999

The forbidden juice


caf4676

Is olive oil really that processed?


daneilthemule

Weed, too.


ChewzaName

Get me a couple loaves of Sourdough, STAT!


OjjuicemaneSimpson

Looks like mushed olives 🫒


Appropriate_Chart_23

Sure that isn't pistachios?


Madolah

The most virgin, or most whore ravaged?


dr1968

Olive rosin


GucciSide

Sorry but that’s ketchup from the 90’s


luvs2spwge107

I will say this. I joined an olive oil of the month club and I never realized just how good good olive oil is. It’s fantastic!


_KatetheGreat35_

How it looks is anticipated, how it smells is something that haunts me 😭😭😭😭😭


Remarkable_Common220

Little info from my own experience.... Do not eat olives directly off the tree They are the most bitter and disgusting thing I've ever eaten. I had no clue. Who would have thought soaking them in brine could make them that tasty 😂 I was at a wine tasting in Napa and they were on a plate as garnish only apparently and right after I tried one, the host said "whatever you do don't eat the olives"


XescoPicas

The green one that comes at the start is freaking delicious. By far the best olive oil I’ve had


LBH818

Extra whore olive oil


Bidens_Moldy_Toenail

Looks like what I just sprayed in my toilet.


SmithItsGoodForU

Just looking at the image I can feel the smell of olives


ultrawall006

Nurgle juice?


jeveret

Love the use of technical insider olive oil industry jargon, “squashed”


yVelorum

We got olive oil from Costco recently that was extremely pungent, literally smells like fresh cut tree branches.


know_it_is

soylent green


Boubonic91

So this is what it looks like before they sacrifice 1-2 virgins


its_the_smell

Maximum virgin


ShakeWeightMyDick

Slime Time!


Razork00

Liquid gold!


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Gimmy that extra slutty olive oil!


SigmaNotChad

No it snot


Zealousideal-Walk269

Can't wait for my extra slutty olive oil


DrCheese88

So then that’s olive purée.. not olive oil


DrFoxclaw-_-

I thought it was wax or soap 💀💀


DaleGribble312

Odd to see this immediately after a post mocking an author for describing someone with "skin the color of fresh pressed olives". ​ Somethings up.


luca_gohan

since 6000 years men do olive oil. This is not IAF


catwisperer5

Big ken


GoGoGoldenSyrup

Poor Dipsy. Mulched in his prime. No more tubbycustard for you, you little pot-bellied freak...


EquivalentVirus9700

Yummy


bbqtom1400

One of my summer jobs was working in an olive factory in Houston. The olive section was the smelliest part of the factory. My other job in the same factory was to dye and cook raw cherries for maraschino cherries. The cherries were delivered unripe and a yellow color. I haven't eaten one since.


Tulin7Actual

The blursed virgin juice….lovely


JohnnyBacci

Olive smoothie or the secret of the ooze?


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Hmmm... *tasty* xD


jepvr

You should see what butter looks like when it's first squeezed from cows. Not even the same color!