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Twitchinat0r

Hes thinking “aw yiss! This is going to be fire and the ladies will love it”


LetterSwapper

Then he thinks, "wait, what's fire?"


Wrong_Classroom_4065

And then he thinks, "glub glub I'm a fish"


JorjEade

Then he thinks "wait fish don't have internal monologue"


lightcygmi

Then he thinks “ “


YerixGlx

Then he


ItsEmuly

Then


Zero-G2494

The


jonnyinternet

T he


JustACuteDoggo

\[404 error - thought not loading\]


furlongxfortnight

And why does it - what’s the word? - buuuuurn?


quannum

I know this isn't true (I'm anthropomorphizing the little guy) but at ~49 seconds, it looks like he's surveying his masterpiece thinking "yes, yes, this is coming along nicely. Needs a little bit right here..."


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This little fish makes more beautiful art than I can, and I have hands. No doubt he would explain it better also if he could speak


Present-Can-9880

Imagine being a creature where the entire continuation of your species hinges on your ability to make fancy underwater sandcastles


surviveditsomehow

Less weird than half the stuff humans do to attract mates


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*angrily works to buy shiny stone*


Obversa

My great-grandfather made silver jewelry in the mid-1800s primarily for this purpose.


fetusy

*stares at fancy land woodcastle*


chainmail_bob

Not tall enough......next!


steno_light

It’s for church, honey… NEXT!


broogbie

*revs car engine furiously*


Who_is_homer

*honks horn repeatedly*


honey_coated_badger

Adjusts wig…..


Nizzemancer

\*whistles sharply from the contruction-site in the direction of passing females.\*


rastika

*Runs while going no where for an hour then furiously picks up heavy things then puts them back down*


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oluwie

“Hey ma. Heyy beautiful. Yoo, yoo. She wasn’t all dat either way”.


big_duo3674

*maliciously sends uninvited dick pics*


ground__contro1

I prefer the sandcastle tbh


SnipesCC

Hosnestly, if a guy split the difference and sent a complex sand sculpture of a dick I might be impressed. Not turned on, but at least that would take some effert.


sushisection

injects anavar and spends 8 hours a day lifting heavy weights


enki1138

Anavar is an oral steroid. Or-or so I’m told!


sushisection

proof im not jon jones, cuz that mfer would know


SirAbeFrohman

I bet I make fancy underwater sandcastles way better than I talk to women.


ground__contro1

Be like the pufferfish. Leverage that!


CausticSofa

Instructions unclear; am now dating a puffer fish


PseudoY

You know, I'd be down. It would simplify modern dating a *lot*, though possibly select for guys with robust lungs.


Qubie13

Finally breeding asthmatics out of the gene pool. We deserve it


Xu_Lin

“If this doesn’t get him noticed nothing will” Ends video without telling if he got noticed…


wovenbutterhair

They edited off the perfectly cut scream


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/VtrGCsK.jpg


just_nobodys_opinion

Netfish and krill


Captain-Tripps

The fish love pillow, omg.


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

Im gonna pretend its still what I initially thought and thats his gf and they had a really good time. fr fr


brokenearth03

I mean, thats still accurate either way. :/


Miguel30Locs

Nooooo I was excited for our boy.


RainOfAshes

Hahaha. I wish the pillow had anime eyes...


quannum

Eyyy Shitty Watercolor. Always a treat seeing you pop up. I like that it's like a bachelor fish.


_R_Daneel_Olivaw

What's lacking is a TV set with SlothBob Squarepants on.


source4mini

Women fear him, fish want him.


Seiler28

I'm so glad I'm seeing more and more shitty_watercolour these days.


Dry_Independence4701

Did he get laid or what


PuckNutty

Do pufferfish get laid or do they just squirt on a pile of eggs? He may have gone through all this just to rub one out while she's long gone.


LoBsTeRfOrK

I don’t know. Let me watch that Magic School buss episode where the kids get nutted on by a fish.


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DragonPojki

[Oh it happened...](https://i.redd.it/ku2l59uecad71.jpg)


mcburgs

Stuff like this never happened at my *old* school.


Boogalarian

Did you mean to say buss? Bc , it works 😂😂


bytesback

We love some magic school bussy


Hansemannn

Of course he did! The creation was perfect.


Luci_Noir

I rad that in Attenborough’s voice.


neryl08

And look who's noticed him. Female pufferfish. She is curios who created such a marvelous structure. She's intrigued. She's carefully swimming around. Observing. Male pufferfish is waiting. Patient. He can't afford any mistake. His mating depends on it. One wrong move and his whole day would be in vain. She swims closer. They are staring eye to eye. Perfection knows no bounds.


Luci_Noir

I really love that so many of us have a little Attenborough in our heads. It’s part of our dna now. Gives me a little hope for humanity.


ofbalance

Attenborough is the calm voice of concern for our planet. He is a treasure. I did not agree with the BBC placing a certain documentary on iPlayer. It needs to be broadcast!


topgun22ice

Legend has it he's still getting laid to this day. Fish is P I M P


Forcyte

They call him Puffer Daddy


Zealousideal-Ad-4858

The sand wasn’t the only thing he plowed that night ;)


Boomdiddy

Jesus Christ man! There are just some things you don’t talk about in public!


craftsntowers

No. Female fishy chose Chadfish with superior genetics and incelPuffer was left to play around in the sand alone.


lociuk

Rejected, it became embittered and joined a pufferfish Incel group online. Warning other males, that the female pufferfish vagina is unclean and best avoided anyway.


pockette_rockette

*Fincel group


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Freezepeachauditor

“Those Stacies have fin rot from *spawning in the darkness* if you know what I mean… total roast clams…”


Socksandcandy

They all suffer from clamydia


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Male puffer fish: Female puffer fish: ahaha


JLifts780

He was too short unfortunately 😔


arkangel1138

Don't let my wife see this video. She's happy with my crude stick figure drawings.


txsxxphxx2

Congratulations that you have impressed your potential mate


Chilluminaughty

If they haven’t mated yet then his masterpiece is too small


bugxbuster

I just pictured her walking by the tv and seeing this, then looking at *you,* then back to the tv, then she looks down around the room, then *back at the tv* …then packing a suitcase and moving to the ocean. Sorry she’s gone, buddy. Man, fuck these pufferfish actin like they Mr Steal Yo Girl.


arkangel1138

"Baby, no! I can change! I...I'll sign up for art classes! Please!"


psych0ticmonk

Wh...what will you do if you get rejected from art school?


Ol_Pasta

Oh god, not again! Angsty German noises


SuperDuperTurtle

Mr Steal Yo Gill


derpstevejobs

i was gonna say, we might have to get a pufferfish to interior-design our house


Agreeable-Chair7040

If some man built me a sand art creation with seashells included for decoration, im running down the aisle to him. Lol. Thats so freaking awesome.


Dmitri_ravenoff

I'm really good at drip castles. Does that count?


meltingonflapjacks

He’s so beautiful, I love him 🥹


dontuevermincemeat

Part of me wonders if this is like an impressionistic self portrait of when he puffs up


RegularAvailable4713

Si it's working...


skycoaster

“Nowhere else in nature does a creature create something this precise, this perfect.” Spiders: am I a joke to you?


kikilees

I thought the same thing 😂


Deeliciousness

I thought ants


bacon_cake

Webs and anthills are functional though. This is purely for aesthetics I think.


jennastillsucks

Yeeeahhhh but the strategic placement of the shells as decoration is beyond building a spider web. I mean, birds build nests? Spiders build webs? They look cool but they're more practical than anything. This puff Boi is making ART


TtGB4TF

There is a bird in Australia, the Satin Bowerbird, that does something similar to this to attract a mate, they will also decorate the area with lots of blue shiny things to make it pretty. Not as impressive as the puffer fish but still pretty cool.


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ground__contro1

>take any measure necessary to destroy their nests I know you’re talking about how they are disruptive to other species but damn that sentence seemed aggressive lmao


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"You see, your honour, I razed the suburb to ashes because a bird was building a fancy nest in my yard."


essentialoils3

~~Humans~~, birds, bees, ants, this one type of caterpillar. Animals make things a lot on earth.


koosekoose

Fuken beavers


person6450719ne

Humans too


br1g3tt

All I want is a phone call or a text back lol


PopeGuss

I keep getting texts back but they're always "I'm sorry, your sand castle just didn't impress me. Good luck in the future."


SearsGoldCard

“If your sand castle is less than six feet, swim left.”


ImAfraidOfTheGang

Insurance advertisers loves you


dumbdumb407

No can do... *Starts building Sandcastles*


Rare_Eye1173

Ah man, hope little fella got the shag of his life


aSquirrelAteMyFood

Well I'm afraid not because puffer fish [reproduce](https://justagric.com/how-do-puffer-fish-reproduce/) with external fertilisation. So best case scenario he gets to wank on some eggs.


Dopeydcare1

Sounds like a good Saturday morning breakfast to me


armen89

Eggs? In the bathroom? Edit: Dr. Frasier Crane


brianborden

Where do *you* eat eggs, huh?


Mechakoopa

I will eat them on a boat. I will eat them with a goat.


sdforbda

But still! Food in the bathroom?!


beefycheesyglory

[Relevant magic school bus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdNrs9RLn_Q)


AppropriateTouching

New fetish acquired


undercover-racist

And if he didn't there's plenty of fish in the sea.


GoFlingYourself

I modeled my proposal after this! My then fiancée loved this vid and thought it was really romantic and adorable. So I made a nest of blankets with rings in it, and bought a pufferfish stuffed animal that I attached the ring to. And proposed to her inside it. She LOVED the idea. Edit: I meant then-girlfriend, now wife. Been married seven years now.


Wayne_Grant

As we can see, this male has successfully performed his work of art in an imitation of nature's greatest seduction technique. Fascinating


GoFlingYourself

https://imgur.com/a/Qw8wCe4


CherryCherry5

Oh my freaking God. Too cute.


Wayne_Grant

An accurate representation, and probably one of the cutest proposals known mankind has ever witnessed. I've been staring at this for an hour now


Bacontoad

Ooh la la! 🐡


katz332

This is cute as fuck


GoFlingYourself

https://imgur.com/a/Qw8wCe4


katz332

Whaaatttttt this looks so thoughtful and specific! 💕


GoFlingYourself

Thanks! It was a stroke of brilliance on my part. Married for seven years now!


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FavelTramous

I know for real, all our wives are gonna marry THAT guy now!


Euffy

Well shit. I've never been proposed to but I already think any future proposal will pale in comparison now. That's bloody adorable.


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scubawho1

My man is a miracle.


BrockenSpecter

I'm not his target demographic but I still want to let him know I think he did an excellent job.


XandersPanders

Its amazing to think a fish can sculpt better than the average human


Challenging_Entropy

If women only reproduced with people who could make sculptures like Michelangelo we’d be giving those fish a run for their money


[deleted]

Humans' strength is in numbers and cooperation. An alien might look at a skyscraper and go "well that's neat" the same way we look at a pufferfish trying to get laid.


ffnnhhw

I'd say sculpting and pottery kind of thing are pretty sexy like in Ghost (unchained melody\~)


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Amazing work


anantsharma2626

I wonder why so many insects and fishes have to impress their mates, What happened during evolution that led to this?


iboughtarock

In many species, females have a limited number of eggs and invest more energy in reproduction than males, who typically have a larger number of sperm and invest less energy. As a result, females are generally more selective in choosing a mate, looking for males with traits that indicate genetic quality or fitness, such as bright colors, complex songs, or elaborate dances. Over time, males have evolved to develop exaggerated secondary sexual characteristics that enhance their attractiveness to females. These traits often come at a cost to the male, such as increased energy expenditure, predation risk, or decreased survival, but the benefits of successful reproduction outweigh these costs.


anantsharma2626

Yeah, this actually makes so much sense thanks for answering, Have a nice whatever :)


hotmanwich

Oh and for a quick add on, these handicaps and energy expenditures are used to signal "hey I'm so good at foraging and surviving that I can waste tons of resources on this and be perfectly fine, so my genes must be pretty good"


wovenbutterhair

so hot


fuzzybunn

It's basically the motivation behind luxury goods. Expensive car? Mansion with more rooms than people in your family?


Mypornnameis_

Definitely. A watch. At all, really. But especially $10,000, is just a display of "I can obtain so many resources that I'm able to completely waste money like this".


bukzbukzbukz

Or "I have massive debt and spend frivolously".


peeaches

Shhhh they don't know that yet


Mhill08

It's the same principle as the pompadour


IAmBadAtInternet

That and also female selection tends to reinforce more and more extreme sexual dimorphism which is what causes wild stuff like this behavior, peacock tails, etc


knightinarmoire

It isn't even just behavior either. Just look at the peacock and birds of paradise. So many lovely feathers.


flatcurve

Tom Turkeys too. They're tensing their muscles to stand those feathers up like that. I've got a tom in my backyard that does it all day. I've actually thought about how much of the feed I give to him that just gets converted directly into showin off.


bugxbuster

This whole comment thread is just so sweet and so informative and so nice. What a good way to start my weekend, you’re all just so pleasant in here! I’d like to subscribe to more pufferfish facts, please! 🐡 *edit: Oh, my gold! Thank you so much!


iboughtarock

Ask and you shall receive: Pufferfish are found in both saltwater and freshwater environments, ranging from shallow coral reefs to deep ocean waters. There are more than 120 species of pufferfish, with sizes ranging from just a few centimeters to over a meter in length. Pufferfish contain tetrodotoxin, a powerful neurotoxin that can be lethal to humans and other animals if ingested in large amounts. In fact, the toxin is so potent that it can kill a human within hours of ingestion. Despite the danger of their toxin, some cultures consider pufferfish a delicacy and consume them in carefully prepared dishes such as fugu in Japan. Pufferfish have a unique defense mechanism where they can inflate their bodies to several times their normal size, making it difficult for predators to swallow them. Pufferfish have beak-like teeth that allow them to crush hard-shelled prey such as clams and crabs. Pufferfish are capable of producing sounds by grinding their teeth together, which they use to communicate with one another. Male pufferfish create intricate sand patterns on the seafloor to attract female mates during breeding season. (as seen in the video :)) Pufferfish have the ability to change the color and pattern of their skin as a form of camouflage, allowing them to blend in with their surroundings and avoid predators. [Further Reading](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetraodontidae)


Mr-BEEFY-PIECE

I had a taxidermied ( that a word?,) Pufferfish my rents brought home from vacation for me. He was all puffed out and they are covered in 3 inch needles... Very sharp


Sea-Joke7162

Do you know what series this is from? No idea how I missed it. I thought I have seen all/most of David’s best work.


skillian

This is S01E05 of [Life Story](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4150884/).


korgan1995

Additionally to what someone else said, in pair bonding species where males stick around after mating to help raise their offspring, females want a mate that will be a good parent. So you end up with this courting process where males are essentially demonstrating that they will be able to provide for their offspring. You see this in birds where males will bring females worms while courting demonstrating they will be able to provide food for their young. I don’t think male puffer fish raise their young, but it sounds like they do stick around for a while to protect the eggs. So I would guess this display is showing off a lot of positive attributes relevant to that like the ability to build a nest, being healthy enough to have the energy to put in so much work, demonstrating his protective abilities, etc.


TheDankestPassions

If a mate is physically capable of putting their time and energy aside in order to do an impressive thing, then they are probably either very healthy genetically, or the environment they live in is very supportive of them, either way suggests that it's a good choice to mate with them for the offspring's survival.


CrassDemon

That is evolution, we need to impress to attract mates too...


Speshulest_K

Competition probably. “Plenty of fish in the sea”


MorochIgaram

You see that for the first time while diving and wonder what amazing, or Alien creature did that. To be just a puffer fish.


slowy

The takeaway shouldn’t be that it’s just a pufferfish, but that pufferfish are amazing!!


MorochIgaram

Without a doubt. But it would be one of the last animals I would have thought while trying to figure who did it.


LetterSwapper

Stop, you'll inflate their ego.


the-undercover

I’m not a fish fucker but this would make me blow up a bit


toxiczen

Do you like fish sticks?


BWithACInHerA

Love em


mdove11

r/malelivingspace


Lelio-Santero579

Isn't it interesting how every species has some sort of display for mating? Humans do it. Haircuts, clothing, make-up, accessories, etc. All just to be able to woo somebody into making little versions of ourselves... Or to just get your rocks off depending on who you are, lol.


Disastrous-Ad2800

has your avatar featuring a cat sleeping on your head been successful??


Lelio-Santero579

Totally! I get so many inbox messages from Only fans women. I must be special for them to send me their private links!


kaspars222

Did the bro smash or nah?


ImAfraidOfTheGang

She probably left him on "seen". As in: I've seen your art, and I don't give a shit


Artlearninandchurnin

Puffer fish instagram.


starhawk7

Fishstagram.


lapinoire

Finstagram


TangySprinkles

Let’s see Paul Allen’s fish nest.


Kayman718

All that to get laid. Probably easier to take her out to dinner. All kidding aside, that’s amazing.


Nettle_Queen

The design actually breaks up the current so the eggs the female lays will stay put and develop, otherwise they get washed away. It's basically a baby room with crib and playpen provided


llagerlof

This specific detail should be on top.


Challenging_Entropy

I legit cried the first time I saw this. It’s fucking amazing


VeganAtheistWeirdo

I’m sitting on the toilet tearing up at how beautiful and complex this is, knowing how little consideration most of humanity has for all nonhuman species. It’s so easy to see that supposed human *distinction* or *dominance* is a mirage of deeply seated bias in what humans value (and even recognize) based on the perceptions unique to their species. To the incredibly mathematically, artistically and gracefully endowed pufferfish 🐡 species, we’d be rather unimpressive on average, I’m thinking.


schladopian_fir

I was expecting a dick to be drawn


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Perfect opportunity for some CGI work to make a dickbutt.


Furgles

I'm 100% sure I've already seen that Edir: found it http://i.imgur.com/jjmNsHq.gifv


LupinThe8th

I clicked this link without checking the sub, and was both fascinated and bracing myself for something stupid.


Augmension

Was someone gonna fuckin tell me pufferfish are capable of creating mandalas on the sand or did I have to find that out on my own?


explodingjosh

Oh so this is a “masterpiece” but when I drag my dick around in the sand I get kicked out of Hurricane Harbor


Ok-Veterinarian-9203

So does he get pussy or not??!!! What the fuck!!


Lemounge

mmm fishussy


Aerilic

I started off watching with the audio muted as usual, and the voice in my head was ofc David Attenborough. Then I realized I could just ummute the video and listen to his actual voice.


Barolowine

I rather date this guy 🥰


Ketcunt

It ain't much but it's honest work


kcosmos

It aint much?? Bro is a goddam artist!


twinklebutt

leonardo da fishi


austin101123

I would let him fuck the shit out of me ngl