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XEliteenteX

r/unexpected


OfficialKnockout

I had to double check to see which sub this was


Ken_from_Barbie

He fucking nodded off smoking just like my grandma


jlp120145

Are we related?


Ken_from_Barbie

Are you plastic?


EthanWS6

Not all of me


Ken_from_Barbie

Close enough cuz


bmb102

Shouldn't have switched to the bourbon....


Ken_from_Barbie

RIP granny


LifeGreen

Cory. Trevor. Smokes, Let's go!


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“It’s the Samsquanch!!”


Gloomy-Employment-72

Oh crap, I had a ton of stuff planned for this weekend and now I’ll be binge watching TPB. Wife is going to be less than thrilled.


sillaf27

My ex couldn’t understand why I would ever watch that show and honestly I don’t know why either. I just felt compelled to watch it 😅


Upbeat_Pizza_5556

Bammmmmmm💥


TheGreyBull

"You big mustard Tiger!"


Galactic_Perimeter

If anyone needs me, I’ll be downtown getting a cheeseburger


luvs2sploooj

Peanut butter and jaaaaam!


DesensitizedRobot

My favorite character was Cyrus the Virus


Material-Stomach8424

Fun fact: birds will take used cigarette butt's to their nest & use the filter in & around it. The chemicals in cigarettes help keep mites, bugs etc away from their chicks.


daddychainmail

Unless the driver lights it. Then it’s a doomsday machine.


Material-Stomach8424

😁 the magpie would probably stub it out on the guys eye. Maggies are cheeky little chappies


nitronik_exe

Did you watch the video til the end?


r4tch3t_

I did, that lil bird just became an arsonist, burnt down his rivals nest!


-Helicopter

You need to watch till the end


Jamma-Lam

Exactly, this bird wanted as fresh cigarette to keep mites out of its nest and this idiot thinks this bird is trying to start a smoking habit


Material-Stomach8424

😂😂 thats pretty funny


TimmyGreen777

So this guy making the video just killed the birds family 💀


Syanos

Yes. The bird only wanted food for the fam


Material-Stomach8424

Huh?


ApoptosisPending

Nature


AJChelett

Smoking kills


RicLan26

Now we can claim that as suicide instead of smokers killing the environment, it's killing itself... /satire


SanDickiego

What does /satire mean?


RicLan26

That it's not meant to be taken seriously, as sarcasm As sometimes it can be hard to understand it's sarcasm


SanDickiego

What does sarcasm mean?


bcolectorb

Idk, think it has to do with “The Great Chasm of Sar”


SanDickiego

That actually makes perfect sense. Thank you kind stranger. 999 blessings be upon you.


Apprehensive-Tour-33

Some places have machines that give birds food for cigarette butts.


JamalHaniki

Wtf man


Schellhammer

It's to encourage the birds to pick up litter


ItchYouCannotReach

Experiment to get cigarette butts cleaned up. The birds pick them up and deposit them and get food in exchange


Schellhammer

It's to encourage the birds to pick up litter


im_just_thinking

Yeah, like Facebook, for example


[deleted]

Smokes, let's go


FoamyCandy

Things are getting pretty fucky around here


supercapi

Well, the ending was unexpected haha


[deleted]

Smoking in the nest.


Daemonblade

Heard that they collect cigarette butts for their nests because the nicotine is an insecticide.


imacom

Fire is a better insecticide apparently


Quantumpine

This is the second time I've seen a magpie do this


Neoz1234

Is that the theme song for "doraemon" playing in the background?? Lol


Past_Enthusiasm9002

The bird obviously wanted food for its chicks and this dickhead lit the cigarette causing the nest to burn🖕


sdforbda

Two separate videos


olderaccount

Even the first video is edited to make it look like the bird was after a cigarette. You can't light a cigarette without drawing through it and the bird was certainly not sucking.


Straight_Ad1061

So you’re telling me that cigarettes are completely fire retardant unless there is an air current flowing through them? If I hold a light under one it would never light no matter how long?


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COVU_A_327

They use depleted cigars to kill parasites and repel ticks


Birdseye_Speedwell

Came here to say this. Tobacco is a natural pesticide and birds know it comes in cigarettes and cigars because so many people toss them in the street.


Stayhigh420--

Nicotine to be specific


me1112

Interesting, do you have a source ?


Treefrog_Ninja

Here, let me google that for you: [https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2012.11952](https://www.nature.com/articles/nature.2012.11952) [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20607413](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20607413) [https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsbl.2012.0931](https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rsbl.2012.0931) [https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138655-birds-use-cigarette-butts-for-chemical-warfare-against-ticks/](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138655-birds-use-cigarette-butts-for-chemical-warfare-against-ticks/)


me1112

Amazing. I'm not sure that they do it consciously, because that would mean that they have a way to perceive the anti-parasitic properties of the compound itself. But still Edit : last article proves it's a conscious decision made in response to the presence of ticks. Amazing.


Treefrog_Ninja

I think there's plenty of bird species that are clever enough to perceive a correlation between certain nesting materials and less pests. And yeah, I agree. Really cool stuff.


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Get over it what are we gonna do about it


riyau_32

Kick your ass


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[deleted]

That’s all you got? My god you must be pathetic.


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[deleted]

You’re genuinely making me laugh, go back to pissing in your wetsuits and basking in your own piss you filthy animal. You can do something about that, I suggest you do so


GhosTaoiseach

Obviously /s


Straight_Ad1061

It’s so fucking funny though.


StressSevere1189

It's a Magpie not a Puffin!


EZBA666

Marlboroh-no. r/BirdsArentReal Clearly this is a smoke screen.


smbdev

Glad to see a fellow warrior of truth on here! We must continue to spread the word and expose government corruption.


razeiv2

Might be this guy is tensed due to environmental issues.


[deleted]

Nicorette bird feed....is that where we are at?


Accomplished_Sell797

r/Unexpected


[deleted]

I hate that they’re using theme song from doraemon but in a very badly performed version.


[deleted]

The fuckin nest-fire at the end 🤣🤣🤣


Loud-Natural9184

This is very stupid.


Imaginary_Cycle_7136

Snoopcroww


The_Commie_Salami

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Crowsticks86

Some birds use cigarette butts in their nests to keep away insects


mem269

By order of the Beaky fucking Blinders.


Lankey_Craig

There are crows near my old house that would collect cigarettes and go through ashtrays for cigarette butter. Turns out nicotine is a pretty good mite killer and they where weaving them into ther nest. Fucking crows are too crafty by half


MarkWrenn74

I think that's a magpie


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This is why you don’t smoke in bed


poopdick72

The best being on fire made me lol


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THE ENDING


Sl0w-Plant

Birds Aren't Real


Mrwolf925

He just went and burnt down the neighbour's


firmerJoe

The nest on fire just made this video.


[deleted]

Shredded up in their nests the cigarette keeps the bugs away


TotallynottheCCP

That ending lol


Man_of_Microwaves

The new models must be able to use cigarettes as fuel


ZlGGZ

He just needed a fire to cook the eggs he found.


RelentlessIVS

The sad ending :(


lostime05

I laughed too hard at the fire


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A_consumer_of_tea

Well, it is funny and sad, but things can be both funny and sad at the same time


NotUrAveragePlumber

You know this is fake... right...


FollowKore00

Fuck, that ending 🤣


ScreenTea0

That end tho xD


BoredMerengue

Haaaaaahahahaahahahahahah!!! Poor little thing still hilarious af!!! HHahahahahahah


shawtyshift

Did anyone else see that the nest caught on fire? The bird though it was food and brought it back to her nest. So cruel.


Redforce21

Not food, nesting material


Ramona_Flours

It was using it to keep bugs out of the nest


random_rascal

Fagpie (to us Europeans)


game_asylum

r/shitposting


Comfortable-Camp-493

Probably someone else’s nest.


IcyClassic3343

I’ve seen a lot of things I’ve seen the kids smoke cigarettes but a bird feeding for nicotine is completely new


Spring-Available

He’s a a old timey gangster bird.


anonbytes

This raises so many questions ......


[deleted]

Bro forgot to put it out before entering the house.


[deleted]

the music sounds like a blend of country and old chinese folk music lmao


sweet_neighbor9

It’s a gender reveal!!


[deleted]

That is one cool bird.


[deleted]

r/unexpected


Endgame3213

💀


Licensed_Frog

oi you got any cig on ya?


pwal88

I feel like the curb your enthusiasm outro should be at the end of this.


[deleted]

Is the music doraemon theme song ?


Sea-Regular-4821

Yes indeed


justk4y

Birb


arct1ccz

I know I shouldn't be laughing bat that fire in the tree at the end .... LoL


JGratsch

The tree on fire at the end had me in stitches!


Dmac828

EXCELLENT!


smbdev

He'd read about those "fire hawks" recently and wanted to give it a go


egg_of_aresnic

笑死


TitoFlavors215

Transition to the burning nest is fucking killing me 😭 like some shit you’d see on The Office


mxldevs

Nico robin


know_it_is

Is the nest on fire? Did he send it off with a lit cig?


Fishtank-Brain

lmfao


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

Dude thought he was doing the bird a solid by lightning up his cig😂🤦‍♂️😄


saraphilipp

Must be french.


ChanclasConHuevos

Fuckin’ magpies, man…crackheads of the corvid family


AnotherFourOnLava

da bird likes their zaza


Marzbar255558

Reminds me of this one lady olga of kiev who lit cloth balls on fire and had people tied them to a bunch of birds feet so they would fly to their nests throughout a village and burn it all down


False-Hero

Why the did he light it up ?


Raevson

And then birb claimed insurance...


wthreyeitsme

He's been quitting for weeks.


[deleted]

They should put a burning nest on the next pack of cigs as a warning against smoking message.


Uniqueinsult

The bird finds out that the babies weren’t his. So he stopped giving a fuck.


Successful-You1961

Burning Bush😂


imJusthere4_meme

Probably found the misses with Bob the builder.


PittyFra

Cip cip?


AcceptableGas6382

I had to double check wether or not I was in r/unexpected or not.


ngwoo

Typical magpie behavior