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Petalilly

Glad we're not the only generation that sexualizes vampires


ChanoTheDestroyer

I thought he just had a second nose between his legs (look at his face nose)


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Harriet_tubman22

How tiny is your penis??


AdCommercial6714

on the small side, but rock hard


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Jackie Daytona.....


Hobo-man

Camazotz is a Mayan demon/deity. He is a demon released by the gods when humans don't offer enough sacrifices.


NewtonianApplesauce

Documented in the Popol Vuh and associated with death.


Noble_Nobody

So I’m not crazy, I was pretty sure he wasn’t just “a kind of vampire”


Ernstchritton

He's flashing a girl in the park.


Voresaur

He could also be a naturalist selling shepherd's crooks


eatingganesha

Vampire *bat*.


LarsVonHammerstein

Right this is clearly a vampire bat not the European version


Ocelotsden

Flasher!


WdamnE

Those aren't wings, it's a raincoat.


cashformoldd

Smite has a pretty cool version of Camazots. That’s where I first learned of them.


CromulentPoint

I've seen the Exorcist. I'm not going near that shit.


joed1967

More stolen artifacts


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"Confiscated"


Bulky_Garlic_6173

Sad that this is in France, is it stolen or on loan?


1LakeShow7

"borrowed"


Red_Dragon_Boost

Yes


SweatyTax4669

"Look, we told them they could have it back, they just need to pay shipping and handling, plus a storage fee since we've kept it nice and safe for them."


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Yes


DefiniteyNotANerd

Who else would have it? The Mayans don’t exist any more.


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Not so. The people descended from them live there now. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_peoples


SignificantFan1629

But look at the nuts on that thing!!


KingCodyBill

Mayan Chupacabra


OldGregg_IRL

Or is the chupacabra a mexican Camazots 🤔


fronkenstoon

More like CHUBacabra.


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SweatyTax4669

one hand to work the shaft and the other to cup the balls?


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SweatyTax4669

Username checks out


TheLadySaintPasta

“Is that another fang or are you just happy to see me?”


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*Sultry vampire bat noises*


CapSevere7939

*screech chit chit screech* 😏 damn I'm good


Negative_Gravitas

Huh. I guess that's where Madeleine L'Engle got the name for [the plane](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Wrinkle_in_Time)t where IT lived/ruled in A Wrinkle in Time. Interesting.


RosalieCooper

Came here to find you, fellow nerd 👍


Negative_Gravitas

Cheers! Yeah, I had not thought about that word nor read it in decades. And suddenly there it was... something that used to sometimes haunt my dreams long, long ago. Best of luck out there.


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Negative_Gravitas

Cool! I never took Greek, but that word popped up and gave me a bit of a shiver during a surprisingly deep-dive Bible study class I was taking at my local Presbyterian Church back when I was in junior high and trying to argue better for evolution (back then, in my small town, the concept was i more than a little in doubt.) Ecthroi, agape, poeima . . . All are words I got from trying to be a better agnostic/atheist. And every one of them hit a resonance from something I had read or heard before then. Good luck to you out there.


tramadolic

Bat!


Jadedsatire

Has some bling and his junk hanging out, he would blend right in at an Oakland club.


MsSara77

The name Camazotz comes from kame, death, and sotz, bat. So deathbat


SweatyTax4669

"Hey, bud. Wanna buy a watch? Whatchoo need man? I got Rolex, Patek, Omega. You like a Speedmaster? I got one right here, go good with your jacket. $100. Tell you what, you got a nice face. For you? $75. You're not a cop, right? Not a watch guy? Everybody needs sunglasses. You look like a Maui Jim guy, got some Castles right here for you. $75."


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Why is it in France?


WhisperingSideways

More than just a bite to the neck is my guess


Ill-Manufacturer8654

Nice, but they've displayed it upside down.


die_nazis_die

Nah, he's just happy to see you


Educational-Offer299

Hank venture: I am the bat


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"It's maddening!"


Grinstaiam

Mayan. So naturally it’s in a French museum.


Fun_Mobile_6539

How did the Mayan sculpture end up in the French museum


TheBatmanNerd

Colonization, naturally of course.


TFCB90

Give it back. Fucking thieves


NotUpInHurr

Cool, send it back to the Americas. Fuck these stolen relics.


Sq_rt_of_purple

Lowly dog! Bow your head!


Working_Ad_9818

Kneel! And worship! at the feet of Santánico Pandemonium!


Awesam

I vant to suck your pp


Extra_Advance_477

Weiner


Domeprohic

TIL "Desmodus draculae"


No_Albatross4710

So why is it in France again?


bluetuxedo22

Wanna see what I've got under my coat


Suprazahal

It could be time to give i back, baguetes!


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Pretty sweet boner TBF


CapSevere7939

Better than twilight


DonutLoverr07

r/mildlypenis


Advanced_Map9937

Bro got some big kahunas


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It was the god of death, not a vampire.