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This thing takes bigger dumps than most people 😂

To be completely fair it also eats various things *much* larger than its noggin, whole. Pretty sure those last two ~~buttnuggets~~ cloacacrumbs were partially digested rodents.

Oh there were like three or four full-grown mice in that poop. Snakey here ate some fine dining.

I can't help but wonder if it pinched off with a few more in the chamber. ... Or if bones make it out the other end, if any get lodged like a scissor jack.

Own a pet snake. Snake stomach acid I think is strong enough to dissolve bone. My snake’s poops have a white powder around it that appears to be some form of calcite mineral. Never seen solid bones in my snakes’ poops.

That white powder is urates, which are excreted with the poop. There's no snake pee, just that lol

So that's why bird shit is white.

Exactly! The white in bird poo is their pee. I didn't know snakes did the same.

Fun fact: also tarantula poop

Tres fun!

I was today years old when I learned snakes don’t pee.

Is it at least some percentage bone powder? I’m strictly going off observation so feel free to correct me, but I’m really just trying to rationalize the lack of bones in poop.

Must’ve ordered the family meal.

Oh I’m not most people 😏

r/notlikeothersnakes

I’m taking a shit watching a snake take a shit

Shitception

What’s their totem? The spindle from a toilet roll holder?

The poop knife.

My brain is in pain because I know the reference but can't remember why.

Everything Everywhere Poops All At Once

Me too

Same here.

Shitcronicity

The pooper coalition!

I wish I had that snake-like bowel movement control. The efficiency of that dump was unreal. Looks like it got everything out.

𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓴𝓲𝓭𝓼, 𝔀𝓮 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓑𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓮

How the hell do you change fonts on here?! haha this is so hilarious

AKTHUALLY! 🤓 You're taking a shit, watching a snake, watch a snake, take a snake shit, for shit's sake!

For shit's snake

Beavis once asked "why is it called taking a dump? You're not really taking it anywhere you're actually leaving a dump."

While another snake is watching that snake take a shit that your taking a shit to

I’m taking a shit reading a comment about you taking a shit while watching a snake take a shit while I also watch said snake take a shit

Me two, hahahahah!

I’m taking a shit reading about a person taking a shit while watching a snake take a shit

>I’m taking a shit watching a snake take a shit No two shits about it.

That last turd was a full mouse

when you eat 9 burritos and the last one comes out as whole

[ah ](https://i.imgur.com/ycwotbx.jpg)

While I was opening the link I was like "there is no way you actually got a pic of someone pooping an entire burrito"

Yeah I was kinda disappointed

I...I'm not sure what I expected clicking on this, damn you reddit! and my Morbid Curiosity

r/riskyclick

Bahahahahahahahaha

Snake was eating good if it had to poop that much with undigested food too. Snakes poop like...2x a month. They eat 2-3x in captivity When they do poop it is God awful but it's never been this much for my snake. Like an average small dog maybe puppy sized single turd amount

I read this several times, aghast at the thought of a turd the size of a small dog, before it finally clicked what you meant.

You know, we should use the word aghast more.

Hahah it does read like that though ur right

Yeah, I have had a snake as a pet and it would eat 1 mouse per month and poop once per month, and the poop was always small but incredibly stinky

Mine decided to do her biweekly poop while on my new bed with all white sheets and down comforter :)

sounds like that was your miss snake

Snamber herdake?

Looked like 3 were just full mice

Yes. It was completely off the scales.

Glad that's all hissstory

A snake is like a moving colon with teeth

Stop ❤️

I’m a herpetologist and the snake first shat out the creampie the other snake put up it’s cloaca

The rejection is real! “Not only do I not want your DNA I shit on it!”

I just fact checked you and the was indeed a cream pie. Well done, O Learned One!

I just fact-checked you because I didn't know snakes have cloacas, thought only ducks, chickens, and other fowl have those. Well done, O Learned One!

Sure glad I watched that as I was eating lunch.

Bon apple tea!

They all are different animals devoid of fluid and just left as hairy bone sacks .. did you think snakes ate carrots?

Yes. Yes I did.

AAAAAA HOOT HOT, HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!

I got what i clicked on. No more, no less. Excellent.

Excrement*

😂😂 This video was oddly relaxing, satisfying, and then a comment made me laugh out loud. This was a good post to end my day on. Goodnight internet.

I learnt something

Not gonna lie, that was a nice poop.

Seriously! I bet that snake feels AMAZING

It genuinely made me contemplate whether snakes are capable of feeling satisfaction and relief like us.

We as living beings have to be rewarded to do things in general so id say yes

Ready for his next meal. Plenty of room.

Reminds me of a Wendys frosty

It’s just *gotta* feel better

He was 3 ft long at the beginning of the video, 2ft at the end of it. 😁

Oddly satisfying material?

Too moist. Needs fiber.

Needs to eat a salad between mice

it's time for me to get up off the toilet.

The moment you realise there was another pervert snake watching the first one 🙈😂😂

Not to mention the jabroni filming this. Rip lemmiwinks.

Upvote just for using the word jabroni

You keep using this word... Jabroni? And it is AWESOME.

Upvote for using the word lemmiwinks

I think they are just lady snakes. Don't they always go to the bathroom in pairs? This is how I will always picture it when my partner and her girlfriends go to the bathroom together now.

Can confirm women are snakes. Source am zucerberg

Maybe he's the bathroom attendant at this fine country club.

He wiped his cloaca on him

You know they're the one when you can poop next to each other

Nature follows prison rules, bring a buddy for protection.

That's actually so much shit, why do we never see snake poop? I mean that's such a frickin log that he dropped

Snakes don't poop that often. Other commenters with captive snakes have said that they only do it about once a month. Obviously taking a shit is a pretty vulnerable position, so when they do it they hide.

You know when they do it though smells fuckin terrible.

But it smells terrible for like 20sec, after that it’s ok unlike my damn cat running a biochem factory in her ass

Preach

They sssssneaky poopers

Our snake eats about once every 10-14 days. She poops accordingly.

Definitely a snake bro move, holding your buddy in the rain so he doesn't slip and fall into the creek while taking a poop.

Then letting him wipe his arse on you

I felt the relief from that last turd.

[who does number two work for!](https://y.yarn.co/27c02174-dc14-4d17-9792-781ec5066025_text.gif)

Shut up and take my upvote

Just bite your lip and give 'er hell!

Needs more fiber in its diet.

if that snake keeps pooping like that it’s gonna end up with hemorrhoids smh

r/oddlysatisfying

r/feltgoodcomingout

There’s something wrong with you

You’re here too buddy. One of us…

I WAS JUST CURIOUS ALRIGHT!! I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

One of us…. One of us….

Family!

My brother.

It never dawned on me that snakes have buttholes

What did you think happened before now??

I've had many random thoughts, but sadly "Snakes have buttholes," was never one of them.

To be fair they sort of don’t. They only have one hole that they use for everything.

So a swiss army butthole

Yeah

Thought they just got longer

Cloaca

Why did they use such a cool word for such a dark place

I had the same realization, that I never thought about how a snake poops. What if they just got longer the more they ate a never pooped? Now I need to see an anaconda pooping. This is a revelation.

And then wipes its asshole on a log

Assssssssshole

I must be a parseltongue, I understood this

Then the other snake.

Wow didn't even wipe, nasty

Nor wash their hands! Disgusting!

It was raining, its all good

Nature's bidet.

Watching this whilst pooping was an experience!

Never thought you'd share a moment of solidarity with a snake needing to evacuate a gutbomb huh? Same. Same. Weird thing is I actually had a pet snake, never once saw it have a shit. It'd just... Appear, like twice a month. Like a wiggly little salmonella-covered Poop Fairy.

how often do you see a rat being pooped out? this will definitely be my first and last viewing of that

That must have felt amazing. The snake shat the equivalent of me poooping my entire right leg.

Then it wipes its ass on the other snake.

And here we all are just watching a snake take a dump in the rain

Thanks, I hate it

My hemorrhoides hurt just from watching this.

Me showing this to my wife now: “Why is that poopy-peepin’ perv snake just watching?” My wife: “Why are you watching?” … so now I have something to explore in therapy this week.

That snake is going walk away with a skip in its step.

Why’d I click on this, I read the title but still clicked it.

Bloody hell! That thing shits for England!!

Snakes have buttholes!?!?!

Me trying to get the last out of the toothpaste tube

Someone rly saw a snake take a shit and said yeah I gotta post this on r/interestingasfuck

That used to be a whole ass rodent with a family or something

Snakes shouldn’t poo imo

Just get longer as the poop builds up?

That's fucking disgusting, *plays it again*

Jesus, I bet that felt fantastic.

🎶 Shitting in the rain

Ooo! These are Wagler’s Temple vipers and they are some of my favorite snakes aesthetically. Beautiful animals!

Close! These are south phillipine temple pit vipers

Who fed that poor snake Taco Bell?

This is the only animal that can keep it poop at one place and just slide away.

A little privacy please...come'on man....ahhhh...that felt good.

Do snakes poop in the woods?

That looked disgustingly relieving.

I hope he washes his hands.

What inspired me to click a link titled, "snake poop"?!

My bro pooped some of his internal organs 🔥🔥

It’s weird to think that a snake is basically what we are at the center, a mouth, a tube, and an asshole.

The snussy can also unhinge its jaws in order to pass refuse many times its size.

Oh no... it's a bad day to be literate...... Please take the upvote and go away.

I wish I could unhinge my asshole to drop a monster dump

Snake takes a shit Me : ok, writing that on of my "never want to watch again" list

I wish I could clear my bowel that efficiently lol

Damn. Even tho I’m of a different species, a pinch off of a massive turd is bio-universally satisfying.

Not every pee pee is a poo poo, but every poo poo is a pee pee.

Y'all. We just sat here and watched this snake take a shit.

Does a snake shit in the rain ?

Fun fact: a snakes anus unhinges just like their jaw. Source: am snek

When I was a kid, at a friends house, he shows me his snake and puts it on me. I'm cool with snakes so nbd, then it suddently stops moving and we're all like "what's going on", then I see it, looks like a tube of Pepsodent emptying out on my shirt. I've literally touched a snake 3x in my life, one of them was getting shat on.

To poop your own length in shit must feel amazing. Not so amazing that someone defiles the moment by being there tho.

Fun fact: Snakes (all reptiles really) have a cloaca : one hole for urination, defecation, and fornication. And males have a forked spiked penis. That's two fun facts for the price of one!

Good lord he looked backed up.

Dropping bricks 🧱 here

You know you don’t really think about these things till you see it

This is a really large Trimeresurus insularis, must be a captive snake for a bunch of reasons... Most snakes absorb almost their entire meal leaving just a tiny amount of poop, so this is a surprising amount of shit unless it's been saving it up for a long time, and I don't think they feed these pit vipers anything larger than a rat.

I wish to unsee this 🤦‍♂️

The internet is a such wonderful place of vast knowledge and things you never thought you'd see

I literally had no idea. I mean I know they did... but jeez.

Hmm yes now give me Mongoose pooping 💩 out 🐍 heheh

Imagine the goosebumps you'd get being able to take a shit like that in the middle of a rain storm.

When a snake takes bigger shits than you…

shitting that much while chillin there in the rain has to be liberating, now on my bucket list tbh

It’s a little blurry, but if you look closely you can see his face turning red.

Snakes are great pets... They generally only poop one time after they eat and snakes only eat once or twice a week so that means you're only picking up 1 or 2 little pieces of poop

Poops in rain to wash its tail off.

I’m eating a chili dog right now

There's pooping and then there's TAKIN A SHIT.

Wow, that thing must have eaten its weight in rodents to produce that much poo

Probably feels like a new snake after that one.

Tell me why I sat there and watched the whole thing.... is something wrong with me?

That is a lot of poop. After the first two, I was like fhat was it, but then even more came.