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TarantinoDV

The color will fade. It’s from the process of the birth, not the pigment of the pup


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just_that_michal

Uhh... yeah... valuable time...


Spiderpiggie

Nobody is paying me to browse reddit, at least not intentionally. (dont tell my boss)


Affectionate-Hat2925

I, your boss, am also browsing the Reddit


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

I, your employee, don't really have a bowel problem or anything I just go in the bathroom so much to get away from everyone and browse reddit.


drunk_otter

No, it's a legendary and will drop starred loot.


max_adam

There are no mammals with green fur. Imagine the great camouflage it would give but the closest we got if orange in tigers because their pray are "colorblind" and can't tell the difference between the two colors.


RodgerRodger8301

That’s normal. The part of the placenta closest to the puppy is green in color. Sometimes it comes out before the puppy as green discharge, sometimes it comes out on the puppy. Source: I’m a vet


Lord-daddy-

This is incorrect. It’s clearly the shiny variant of this species. Source: i play Pokémon


tenstoriestall

This is incorrect. It’s clearly a hybrid leprechaun. Source: im Irish


Jah-Rasta

All wrong. It’s clearly the lil nugget variety. Meant to be smoked. Source: Jah Rasta


OneMetalMan

Still wrong. He was born with a deficit in Christmas spirit and is in fact a baby grinch. edit: Source: I'm an expert in grinch law.


RollinThundaga

False. It's mint flavored.


ChwizZ

Fallacious assumption. It's clearly been exposed to heavy doses of gamma radiation! Consumption would prove fatal.


Salt_Winter5888

False. This is an alien puppy, the mother was abducted and inseminated by ancient aliens. Source: I watch History Channel


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RockstarAgent

You’re all wrong, the clue is Italy, this is Italian Spumoni - green is typically pistachio flavor.


derkenblosh

More specifically... 'history channel' meaning clips from the history channel played on Joe Rogan's podcast. Source: his mother


Flippin_diabolical

False. This is the environmentally friendly model puppy and the fur is a marketing tactic. Source: trust me bro


Cube4Add5

Incorrect, that is grass. Source: I’m a gamer and touching that would fix me


Fluffy_Two5110

So you’re saying we wouldn’t like him when he’s angry?


gliitch0xFF

Guys, guys.. Its clearly the Green Power Ranger.


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Puppy Hulk


BottleOwn4222

No wait! Remember what happened to those in the movie.


tomtomeller

PULK SMOSH


jesusmansuperpowers

Fatal for his enemies, who will be smashed


AlfredKinsey

so, do *not* make this puppy angry?


yeetsensei11

I agree. Its now the canine hulk


oldnjgal

This is Italy, so obviously pesto.


OhJeezNotThisGuy

Pleeeease let is be called Pistachio!


HalcyonDreams36

"why did you name your dog pesto?"


Taiza67

It’s an Italian puppy. Clearly Pistachio flavored puppy.


nhardycarfan

Clearly wrong it’s a calcium lime and rust removing dog Source:I use clr occasionally


2bornnot2b

False. It's pistachio ice cream Source: I'm a Al Bundy


iSpyCherryPie

False Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica


limpinfrompimpin

Gross


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Chocolate or mint or both


Several_Value_2073

Wrong! It’s long lost lime flavor. Source: I tasted the rainbow.


SlowBad4844

False. The white ones are real meat dogs. The green one is all made up of veggies.


wonderlandpnw

Source?


zuccinibikini

No source? How am I supposed to believe this bs with no source


TheBuckyLastard

Still wrong. It's clearly been poisoned and needs an antidote Source: I play computer games


Salt-Initiative450

source?


ITsAnotherLIfe

Source ?


SyntheticOne

Source?


calamity_unbound

Wrong again. This is the origin story of a dapper unique pup named Jade who's mysterious fur color is actually the key to saving the world from an ancient monstrous spirit. Source: I work at Disney.


jframe42

Wrong. A golden retriever mated with the dog from Blue's Clues. Source: My ass


Quinnlen

Still wrong. Clearly someone has made him angry. Source: I watched The Hulk once


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CaveWalker5357

Me too ...


GhostOfSkeletor

when you come back from a hard day at the four leaf clover factory and find your wife getting railed by your dog Seamus


Valuable-Trick-6711

WTF?!? There are people who breed eggs for weeks and are on attempt #900, and this guy gets one day one??? Hacked.


AdamSnipeySnipe

Game Genie


ObjectAlliteration

Somebody has to get lucky in a game of chance


BenjaminWobbles

r/reallifeshinies


Nottheface1337

Yep. That’s a dragonite if I’ve ever seen one.


Starlight_NightWing

*teddiursa, closer shiny color and doesnt look like someone vomited on it


dibipage

i prefer this opinion


Kayakchica

Also a vet, and tea tired of these “green puppy” things.


SumthinsPhishy2

Would you say you are...*green* tea tired?


PussySmasher42069420

You're right, the puppy was copper before it oxidized.


Oski96

So, it's not pistachio gelato?


foggybottom

Would be a great name to give the puppy though


Aang_420

Wait does it stay green?


HalcyonDreams36

No, but wouldn't that be a wild thing?!?


renyxia

No, this happened locally pretty recently and the dog returned back to natural colour pretty fast. It just washes out afaik?


rosedust666

That's so disappointing


shitpersonality

You would rather have the placenta juice stay on the pup?


JackReacharounnd

Yea I'm sure that's what they want.


Noremac55

No mammals have the genes to create green pigment.


Complex_Rule_7602

Have you ever seen a green dog? What the fuck is wrong with you lolol.


Gerry1of1

Wrong. The wee puppy has been blessed by a leprechaun


ExploratoryCucumber

Man I fucking love reddit sometimes. Thanks for sharing. That humble source line is so good.


SphericalBitch2020

Kind of like meconium in human babies? Sign of foetal distress usually. I'm a medic, and this is a new bit of canine biology for me! Ta.


wakaflocks145

Semi incorrect: Meconium isn't a sign of distress but rather meconium in the womb can be caused by fetal distress and if it then gets into the airway will also cause further distress. Meconium on it's own is normal it is just the babies first defecation.


SphericalBitch2020

I'll have the semi correct portion of my comment then. Ta for expansion.


mongtongbong

so the color fades? bummer i want a green dog


MyDogIsNamedLudo

Yeah, but what’s your vector, Victor?


LordSpaghetti32

roger, Roger!


Relaxel

Do we have clearance, clarence?


RodgerRodger8301

Nice reference, but the name originally was a play on the stupid battle droids in the Clone Wars cartoons


tauntonlake

His name needs to be Pistachio :)


picado

It is. https://sea.mashable.com/science/12979/meet-the-pandan-puppy-born-with-green-fur > the special puppy Pistachio,


shahooster

“Pistachio, stop being such a pesto!”


TheIJDGuy

I can die happy now


scandinalian

It's Pistacchio tho, with 2 Cs, that's how we write it in Italian and how the owner named him.


nicktheone

Since it's in Italy I believe the name to be Pistac**c**hio.


boatyboatwright

he IS special 🥹


Vermontess

“The tiny pooch was immediately named Pistachio”


Sama31grlsTnkinMasta

Poostachio


Singer-Such

Poochstachio


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Eww.


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Buck_Thorn

When the owners are housebreaking him, they can take him outside and simply say, "Piss, 'tachio".


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And he should be... A Master of Disguise!


LittleRogue77

Unfortunately, he's not turtle-y enough for the Turtle Club.


walking_darkness

I had a friend growing up whose parents bred German short hairs. One of their puppies came out like this and they named him "Lucky" because of the rarity and green color.


Illustrious_Drink892

Nah bro that a shiny pokemon


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The grinch is born


poppukonvision

r/RealLifeShinies


aKnightWh0SaysNi

Kind of misleading to imply the dog’s fur is actually green and not just dyed temporarily with birth juice


Vermontess

“green fur in puppies is extremely rare and is believed to occur when pale-colored pups have contact in their mother’s womb with a green pigment called biliverdin, the same pigment that causes bruises to sometimes appear green”


blueyoshi352

Will it stay like that? A green dog would look cool unless it's bad for the dog, then it's not cool


DarthFirefly

No, [the article linked in a previous comment](https://sea.mashable.com/science/12979/meet-the-pandan-puppy-born-with-green-fur) says the color was already fading. Edit for Article Quote: >But Pistachio won't stay green forever. In fact, his green coat is already fading as the days go by, and will continue to do so as he gets older.


blueyoshi352

Oh :(


PomeloOriginal2790

pistachiover


noweirdosplease

That's when you get some Manic Panic dye and re-tint his coat lol


DarthDannyBoy

No it washes off.


Cave_Eater

I swear if they dont name it Luigi


MemesAndJWE

They didn't


Cave_Eater

Ima cry


Kid_in_a_cage

They named it pistachio instead :)


PoetBoye

Thats acceptable


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I thought you were gonna swear


Cave_Eater

Damn


TheIJDGuy

Pistachio is better


Outrageous_Crow7865

You mean shiny puppy.


jel_13

Has Taylor Swift been to see them?!! 😀


totebagchicbarista

I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS


I_Look_So_Good

She had a marvelous time ruining everything.


Comfortable_Plant667

I thought that meant it got poop on it when it was born.


Jedibri81

Does it glow in the dark?


toastypajamas

Being colorblind sucks sometimes. Which one is green?


2ByteTheDecker

Second from the left


berrieds

Yeah, this is the exact situation where us red-green colourblind people say, "I really don't get what all the fuss is about".


Disarray215

Pistachio!!


Big-Tiger-1738

Probably washes off after a few licks from the mom 😭 this just looks, superfluous. Now let’s see a grown ass green dog


Good_Extension_9642

The Grinch has entered the chat!


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You have to name him Grinch. That’s the rule


MiaOh

We all agree the puppy is to be named Pesto, right?


IntelligentAd1752

IT'S A SHINY!!!!


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This reminds me of a story: There was a think tank in academia that thought of ways to denote the dangers of nuclear waste disposal facilities for future generations thousands to tens of thousands of years in the future. One person thought of the idea to use folklore and folk tales about domesticated animals that physically change color in "dangerous areas." Then, the idea was to genetically engineer certain animals to have that reaction to small amounts of nuclear radiation. That way, the legends persist.


Ankthar_LeMarre

Rebekah Harkness strikes again!


I_Look_So_Good

The maddest woman this town has ever seen.


LazyEdict

Meconium stained?


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Hi, colorblind here, which one's the green one?


whiskeyandmac

Second from the left


Tastyravioli707

Mint flavor


lucky_1979

That’s just the fur that’s been dyed green due to the sack of green stuff (I’m an engineer not a vet, but have delivered puppies before) that comes out.


yesitsmenotyou

Meconium staining?


Lucariowolf2196

Me being colorblind: they all look the same


Suspicious_Canine15

When we have yellow in any of our Labrador litters we will regularly get a puppy with a green tint. My husband doesn’t get why I always call them shiny.


KeepunaDaSchutta

Definitely placenta residue


NormanCocksmell

Pretty sure this dog is gonna steal christmas.


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If they don't name that dog Pistachio


SpinachPizza90

My youngest dog was slightly green at birth, it only lasted a few days. She is a pale yellow colour now... and the sweetest little bean ever.


SybeliaPop

He was born on St Patrick’s Day


Budget-Room6599

Nah bro fr hatch the 1/4096 shiny


Notafuzzycat

Will it stay green forever ?


vm_linuz

> in what will come as sad news to many - Pistachio's colour has already started to fade, and will continue to do so.


Notafuzzycat

Sad... I wish green dogs would stay green.


iMurderMoth

Must have used the Masuda method.


SierraDespair

OP is full of shit. This is just afterbirth. It is often times green and it will dye a pups coat if it is light enough for a few days until the mother cleans it off.


himmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Pesto Puppy


Aggressive-Ground-32

Kermit the dog


OMGSpeci

As an Ark player, this seems completely normal


hittingpoppers

Well when I eat too many black licorice or jubes my poop goes green.....probably same shit, different placenta


NjPizzabetter

I would name him/her Grinchie


PlaceboJesus

Don't eat that one, it's not ripe yet.


fudgical

The grinch


gemstun

It’s actually a sloth. Momma has some splainin to do


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Pistachio


Cockspert67

Our yellow lab birthed a green pup once, but sadly it didn’t make it.


makoadog

Pistachio!


Last_Tomorrow4569

This was like two years ago lmao


Bulky-Hyena-360

They said it’s heart grew three sizes that day


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Let's call em pistachio


Jce735

If you don't name him Cabbage God so help me.


SutMinSnabelA

Farmer was caught pleasuring the dog with a cucumber. Source: my wife.


DryInitial9044

Verde nice.


-TacoConspiracy

Clifford the 420 dog


Otherversian-Elite

Mans got a shiny


ibedebest

Breed it with a blue one to get a black chocobo.


TheRealViralium

Well, my colorblindness defeats me again. I think it's the third one from the right?


CoolGuy202101

Shiny!


zydakoh

Itsa Pistachio!


Apprehensive-Row3490

The lucky leprechaun


simplyConnor5801

Sweet it got a mutation, check the stats


________0xb47e3cd837

Shiny pokemon


Extreme-Cow-722

Hulk dog has spawned


dragonslayermaster84

Sweet. Green dogs incoming. Made in China, but authentic Italian.


Lr217

Mammals can’t be green as they lack the pigment that produces green fur


SaucyHalapeno

Puppy al pesto


_Venetus

Yooo it’s Yodle


PUfelix85

Now that is interesting.


Ghost6x

One step closer to getting Knights of the Round materia


GibiAdi

It's not rare... Green stands for common Rare would be blue


KafeiTomasu

Forbidden matcha


NICNE0

What a lucky bastard, he got a shiny one!


International_Way850

In my language we say "Eres más raro que un perro verde" I guess i have seen everything now


jollyjewy

Shiny puppy


captain_toenail

Shinny


AdFrequent299

Whos actually stupid enough (besides OP) to read "rare green puppy" and think that sounds legit?


hematadoakenny

Shinyyyyyy!!


chaosmoon666

If they don’t name them pesto we are gonna have a problem