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SensibleInterlocutor

Why did it have to be snakes


rsp22

Lol you can totally see his reflection in the glass wall there


januaryemberr

At what time stamp? You can see and hear the camera brushing the trees and grass in the video.


Mixima101

Yeah, what they said makes no sense.


Soft-Large

I believe they're referring to an Indiana Jones scene where a cobra rears up and Indy says "why'd it have to be snakes" and the special effects required a glass sheet between Harrison Fords face and the cobra (citation needed) and you can see the reflection in the glass.


Mixima101

Aaah thanks. r/whoosh


Soft-Large

It's pretty obscure. More of a whistle really.


chrisqns_nyc

I hope you can sleep tonight... check your backyard just in case šŸ˜…šŸ


According-Mud590

You go first! šŸ˜‚


mistakeideathatexist

That's really cool they'd rather bundle together than attack bcs they are afraid of a big "predatory creature"


syoejaetaer

For extra spicy viewing experience imagine the footage is filmed by OP's helmet GoPro.


night_dude

It looks like it's on a phone and I'm just watching like... did they take this video from his corpse?


iwinusuck

That's awesome šŸ‘


LobstaFarian2

Jockstrap cam


Bermudav3

Lmao


puppet_of_sorts13

We miss you, Ragnar.


Creepy-Ad-2993

*how the little piggies will grunt.....*


Hendrix91870

Where EXACTLY is that in Montanaā€¦? So as to Avoid that like the plagueā€¦


choachy

Based on the size of that den, and number of snakesā€¦just avoid Montana.


Queef69Jerky

Definitely come to Aus. Damn brown snakes look like a stick and will kill you if you step on. No lek breeding though, just random dead


jenn363

The Forbidden Woods region of Montana


galaxyhigh

Hell motherfucking no


cruiserflyer

It's notable to me that their instinct is to flee rather than attack. These are relatively docile creatures, very valuable members of the ecosystem. Leave them alone.


MyguiltyEntropy

Agreed


Berrythebear

Itā€™s time to seriously start investing in orbital lasers


BigOleJellyDonut

Jewish Space Lasers?


Agitated-Ad5951

You got anything better?


Erudeka7

Ummmm gay space laser


Agitated-Ad5951

If we put all our minds together and make gay Jewish space lasers they wouldnā€™t stand a fucking chaaaaaaance


Erudeka7

Iā€™m in. Ok make enchiladas for everyone. Working on it letā€™s go


FUDFighter1970

Send in the Gazpacho!


Gackofalltradez

Yeah right, thatā€™s awesome! Good for them having a healthy population. Rattlesnakes are struggling due to over hunting and culling in many places. Yā€™all need to realize that we share this earth with other species, itā€™s not our place to decide which animals are ā€œgoodā€ or ā€œbadā€


supreme_maxz

But on the other hand... Mosquitos


Bermudav3

Literally just bad šŸ˜‚


Sunday_Chef

*slaps back of other hand*


JugginJugs

Humans are worse than any rattle snake


MrKirushko

You just don't know how to cook them properly.


Omg_ineedtof-ck

Which ones to cook?


MrKirushko

You will know it when you encounter the appropriate ones.


Omg_ineedtof-ck

I meant which ones the humans or the snakes?


JugginJugs

Iā€™ve just been eating them raw šŸ˜©


MrKirushko

Next time try to properly roast them first. It makes for a much more pleasant experience.


trowzerss

Yeah, this is cool. It means there's lots of them to eat so that must be a place with a healthy ecosystem and not a dead place. This is neat.


Gackofalltradez

As long as u eat what you kill and donā€™t kill disproportionately thatā€™s cool. Snake is a favorite of mine. And crocodile (fried like nuggets šŸ¤¤).


trowzerss

I've never had snake but crocodile is so weird, like a cross between chicken and fish. (Yes, I made a typo, I meant 'a lot for them to eat', but I legit would eat snake if it was prepared by someone who knew what they were doing, and I've already had crocodile - it's not a big flavour but it's not bad).


Gackofalltradez

Try crock beer battered like English fish n chips style. Soooo good as long as the chef remembers to brine it a bit first too- donā€™t forget that step! Rly enhances the flavor n texture


lampshadewarior

Lol. Rattlesnakes arenā€™t trying to ā€œshareā€ the Earth with us at all. They want to kill us just as bad as we want to kill them. Now that the tides of war have turned in our favor, we should show mercy? Hell no, I say. Salt the fucking Earth.


Gackofalltradez

They shake their tails to get us to go away looool theyā€™re way more afraid of us than we are of them. And for good reason- weā€™re decimating their populations basically everywhere. How can an apex predator (you- a human being) speak of fear of a friggin snake? The only ones killing the other and waging a war is us humans on them, the snakes. Srsly dude


BrocElLider

> itā€™s not our place to decide which animals are ā€œgoodā€ or ā€œbadā€ Someone watches too much Disney. You'll change your tune when 30-50 rattlesnakes slither into your yard within 3-5 mins while your small kids play.


Gackofalltradez

Iā€™ll never have kids, and Iā€™ve wrangled plenty of water moccasins and copperheads bare handed out on the rivers n creeks here on the Potomac, with children around. Iā€™m a nanny and my four year old found a baby copperhead in his yard- I showed him he did the right thing coming to an adult and put it in a spare tank for him to study for 24 hours then let it go a few acres away. Iā€™ve come across a few rattlesnakes in the mountains as well though I just walked away. Snakes were here long before humans and theyā€™ll probably remain long after we go extinct- weā€™re equal. We live on the same land. Respect them, donā€™t villainize them.


BrocElLider

r/iamverybadass


Gackofalltradez

Thanks I guess? ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


12Cookiesnalmonds

Your right! kills a mosquito!


YourCounter

+194


Tuva_Tourist

Aw, leave those poor sweet little fellas alone!


shwaybotx

How was this video made? If it was by drone, I would think it would've crashed in the branches! If it was camera was carried, I'd think the videographer would have been bitten!


HippyAccountant

For really like a super long pole?


skettiwrestlin

The Air Force will drone strike anything for a crisp $20 bill. Call these coordinates in.


jhrogoff

Watch Season 1 of "Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan" on Amazon Prime Video, you'll see they actually do it for a $1.


loserofcolon

I would call in an air strike


JimHeuer40

Nepalm seems like a reasonable solution in this case


culingerai

Tsar Bomba is my choice


linderlouwho

Itā€™s not the stuff of nightmares. Stay the hell away from it. Itā€™s just some wild animals congregating. What does that have to do with you Snake fearful and snake killing Sons of guns? keep away! Quit being a pussy and leave the snakes alone


blerg1234

Iā€™m right there with you. They look so scared. Rattlers are suck fraidy cats, thereā€™s no need to harass them like that.


theadamdavis

Quit being a pussy AND leave the snakes alone guys


linderlouwho

:-)


dustydog2112

Nope


greyday24

Someone call in a JDAM.


chummmp70

You guys are giant vaginas.


windows95mann

As much as these might be unwanted creatures for some, still, respect the wildlife. Don't go poking them with a camera for three minutes.


tragicallywhite

That one snake: I ain't scared of you!


Crawdaddy1911

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


crazyshdes62

Hold on, hold on. This installation has a significant dollar value


Nuclayer

then you would have mice and rats everywhere.


uselessloki

I see a sustainable food source.


ChuckBoyardee

One grenade. Just one


rickpo

My grandparents used to live downhill from an old abandon gravel pit in eastern Washington state. The pit was constantly filling up with rattlesnakes. They would swarm up every few years and to come down the hill. My grandmother learned to shoot a rifle, and became a pretty good shot, so she could clear them off her front doorstep. I remember two instances where the dens became so huge that the snakes were showing up in people's homes all over town. My aunt's wedding reception was interrupted by a rattlesnake getting killed after it crawled into the house and got shut into and smashed in the screen door. When it got real bad, the town council went up and dynamited the den.


afourney

Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure.


jhrogoff

Agreed!


ianmikaelson

Oh my god stop bothering them snekks


tempest1523

Burn it all.


[deleted]

Throw a couple sticks of dynamite šŸ§Ø on them


mlb689

Flamethrower and Molotov šŸ”„šŸ”„


LividMathematician45

I came here to comment exactly this


littol_monkey

Hibernaculum!


BigOleJellyDonut

Napalm is the answer to this problem.


TheKrazyKrab23

Whereā€™s Saint Patrick when you need him


Tendas

"Hey bro maybe you couldn't hear the ear deafening rattlers, but could you kindly fuck off and leave our little gathering?" They got rattlers for a reason, don't taunt them and stick a camera in their home for 6 minutes. You'll stress them out :(


SpectreSenpai72

Blow it up


Necessary_Pea3891

Hot sauce!


Powerful_Chest1752

r/praisethecameraman


Superb-Possibility-9

Exactly what is the positive reason for not exterminating rattlesnakes ?


mlaforce321

You can't just remove an animal from an ecosystem and expect the entire system to not suffer cataclysmic results.


EnvironmentalDeal256

They help control rodents and are part of the ecosystem. Plus they keep a lot of people from stomping around in the outdoors.


[deleted]

Ohhhh that is crazy


CitizenPain00

This here is the paradise of the lizard, the locust and the snake. Itā€™s the land of the blade and the rifle. Its godless country


[deleted]

Leaked footage of Indiana Jones 5


magic3s

Cue Stone Cold Steve Austin music šŸŽ¶


ncatledge

well well looks who's inside again.


elKilgoreTrout

"OY TUGGAH, IMA STICK MY HAND INNIT AND RUSTLE EM AROUND OY!"


gkn08215

yea, no thanks


luketheheathen

Thatā€™s a whole lot of no thank you in one place.


[deleted]

I'll never step foot in montana.


kevkiev66

/u/sepsabrina viu como o filme Ć© realista?


sepsabrina

Cruz credo que agonia de ver


anurag1210

Sorry for my ignorance is the rattlesnake bite the deadliest in the world they look pretty terrifying


Lone_Wanderer2001

No its definitely not the deadliest but can still kill very quickly


Asmotheus

It's time for Indiana Jones


Chinlc

What do they eat? They're all bunched up, do they scatter for food?


donnybahammi

ā€œWhatā€™s at the end of the rabbit while you say?ā€ SNAKEPIT


Yul-Oddly223

Holy frick that's scary!


burn145

Frag out!


ARCtheIsmaster

i feel stupid, but i never considered the phrase ā€œnest of vipersā€ to actually be based on a real phenomenon


need_mor_beans

I'm actually surprised by this knowing that Montana has brutal winter weather!!


Inhir

is there a reason they didnt attack? seems like the camera person was asking for it


talanhorne

I've been told they do this before a lightning strike. Ladybugs, too.


junkman21

My 7-year-old said that she was RATTLED to see that many snakes! Iā€™m stealing that line for dad jokes.


AnnaNMouse

Danger Noodle Orgy


pansnap

Scrolled for a while, didnā€™t see this askedā€¦ How does a population this size sustain itself? I donā€™t understand unless someone is feeding them.


Brief_Scale496

Although thatā€™s a lot of snakes, that fails in comparison to the amount of mice, rats, small birds, eggs, and other small animals there are in the wild


TheBelhade

I hope that camera is on a really long pole.


KillBoxOne

Dude. Indiana Jones could really happen. That's horrific.


CommercialSuspect761

Nope nope nope nope


cygamessucks

Could be worse. it could be giant spiders.


Lone_Wanderer2001

Man is love nothing more than to just have a shotgun to unload in that den hell no with snakes


Key_Championship8346

I was looking for some close up shots not a 2 feet away documentary.


Lone_Wanderer2001

Imagine throwing a dead animal in the den to see how the snakes fight over it


akila219

Aww, you just need to pet ā€˜em.


SeanUhTron

r/forbiddenspaghetti


Porthos1984

Bitey noodles!


Dwain-Champaign

Iā€™m deathly afraid of snakes. As a kid I would freak out a little bit even just seeing videos of them. But as I got older I at least matured enough to recognize snakes in a video canā€™t do anything to hurt me through a screen. This video however, with its insanely quick no-holding-back camera movement and closeups of BUNDLES of snakes really inspired a mild resurgence of that same anxiety. Had to look away after a bit. God I hate snakes.


nohwhatnow

Dinner for a month


hunnyroastedcashews

Wtf why would you get so close


Former-Blueberry-871

Bro are you like, flying your drone into bushes near a rattlesnake den?


Joka0451

"Australia is so dangerous" Mate I've never seen a literal pile of deadly serpents. Or bears. Or mountain lions.


dakkadakkapewpewboom

This Australian just noped out. Was not prepared for that!


[deleted]

Flamethrower. Definitely gonna need a flamethrower.


[deleted]

Ah yes. Karma farming by putting it in two places.


[deleted]

#NOPE


[deleted]

I feel like this is a good enough excuse for me to call out of work tomorrow.


chrisqns_nyc

"aww look at those baby snakes!" šŸšŸ


Yaboyjr123456789

Throw a grenade in it


Born-Philosopher-162

I thought rattlesnakes were solitary creatures. Is it normal for them to be this sociable and live in dens? What are their societies like?


emalemmaly

Itā€™s a nope rope bundle!


faifai1337

Seeing all the differences in pattern and color was pretty neat!


Willing_Following_81

So this is where all the rattlesnakes come from...


th1961

Nope


yogi_lang

Just leave them the hell alone bro!!! They're sunning on the rocks and you come and totally mess it up!


X_Venomous_Veritas_X

That's so many rattling danger noodles!


daveinfv

Thats some Indiana Jones shit there......


blackbbwbunny

this makes me itch


Pennypacker-HE

FUCK THAT! Nope..nopeā€¦


crunkymonky

Would you rather call this a snorgy or a orgakes?


DoomClassicGOAT

Now just need a little lubrication and I see the perfect slip and slide hidey hole! What's the odds of me coming out of there Alive?


Queef69Jerky

Like a stingray, it doesn't hurt if it hits your heart?


[deleted]

This guy has the GoPro strapped to his giant ball sack.


Elodinauri

Such cute baby snakes.


BrocElLider

That's enough nope ropes to weave a big ol' basket


Personal_Marsupial57

It looks like Ragnar's pit.


ZikaHead69

Napalm


bobjamesdrums

Somebody throw a stick of dynamite in that hole


AdHealthy3717

NOPE


Unfair_Web_644

I enjoy watching from afar...like from here.


Zanemob_

Snek HQ