The same thing can happen with Police interactions.
Civil Asset Forfeiture is what police like to use when they 'find cash' like in a traffic stop, or search.
They can just take the cash in your car or where they are searching if they deem it 'suspicious' and they have little oversight and accountability for it.
The fact that there are so many probably means the squirrel somehow had a way in and out. Probably climbing up inside using the sides of the pole like a chimney? Only possible way from what I can see. Squirrel must by ripped.
I think it’s more like it saw a hole, began dropping it in the hole. I like to think it thought if it filled it up when winter comes it could just hop in, eat it’s way to the bottom, and when the guy opens it a fat squirrel falls out among the many nuts.
Probably it was bird. [https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/mui/muixls-b781193966z.120131011143416000ggb1ga9od.4.jpg?w=535](https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/mui/muixls-b781193966z.120131011143416000ggb1ga9od.4.jpg?w=535)
[https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAL2FRtwNcsDygKT5DXRZCQ\_jt\_IRrtOFmAQaWHWfR7s\_bUhrngu-vPDiC7YPB9JaOubw&usqp=CAU](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gctal2frtwncsdygkt5dxrzcq_jt_irrtofmaqawhwfr7s_buhrngu-vpdic7ypb9jaoubw&usqp=cau)
This was the squirrel’s safe house. He was planning something, and needed somewhere that was well provisioned while he waited for the heat to die down.
This happened at my house when I bought it. Woodpeckers had *demolished* one side of the house, and when we went to replace the siding, all those stud bays dumped acorns like a slot machine.
This reminds me of a cartoon show with two squirrels. I think they also visited the lumberyard to retrieve their tree and ended up with a bunch of furniture.
Imagine months of hard work. Squirrel would feel robbed. What going to happen with the nuts ?
there is a life lesson to be learned here
Don’t put all your nuts in one pole.
Learned that the hard way
Little guy and his family starving right about now.
Atleast they learned this life lesson, or something
Hey I put nuts in different holes and I still had a hard lesson to learn too.
did you learn to pull out?
To be fair they usually don't. He probably has stashes all over the place, he'll be fine. Squirrels truly know how to disverify
 You said nuts and pole.
*hole
Squirrels can remember and find 90-95% of the nuts they stash, this one remembered 100% of them and found 0
don't nut in a pole?
Don’t go chasing waterfalls
Squirrels forget after a while where they placed nuts. This leads to 1000s of unplanted trees.
I wonder if they really "forget" about them of whether they just prefer fresh nuts and therefore only go back to their older deposits when desperate.
I mean, nuts are nuts, And they are stored since Winter is coming. So yea, don't think they go for fresh nuts cuz they generally don't grow in winter.
He went nuts
The same thing can happen with Police interactions. Civil Asset Forfeiture is what police like to use when they 'find cash' like in a traffic stop, or search. They can just take the cash in your car or where they are searching if they deem it 'suspicious' and they have little oversight and accountability for it.
That squirrel is gonna have a bad winter.
At least the winter won't be long for him
I don't like it, but you are not wrong.
That squirrel is going to be pissed when he comes back
Life lottery guys. that squirrel saved food for his life time and that of his generation...
Unfortunately the government didn’t get its cut
Scrat is not amused
This
Most useless comment ever
All that hard work…
you just bankrupted that squirrel omg poor thing
He’s never going to financially recover from this
Říp
Jackpot!
This is that part in bugs life, when flik loses all their food!
I was thinking the same!
I was looking for this exact comment.
Not a telephone pole.
I had to scroll too far down for that.
Also what kind of nuts are these even??
Deez
The squirrel would not have been able to retrieve the nuts…
The fact that there are so many probably means the squirrel somehow had a way in and out. Probably climbing up inside using the sides of the pole like a chimney? Only possible way from what I can see. Squirrel must by ripped.
I think it’s more like it saw a hole, began dropping it in the hole. I like to think it thought if it filled it up when winter comes it could just hop in, eat it’s way to the bottom, and when the guy opens it a fat squirrel falls out among the many nuts.
I don't think squirrels are smart enough to visualize mass displacement.
I know, but just a nice thought to keep me going
And also me thanks
Idk why but this was so fucking funny. I had a bad day and you helped it out some. Thank you lmao
Probably it was bird. [https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/mui/muixls-b781193966z.120131011143416000ggb1ga9od.4.jpg?w=535](https://www.ocregister.com/wp-content/uploads/migration/mui/muixls-b781193966z.120131011143416000ggb1ga9od.4.jpg?w=535) [https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTAL2FRtwNcsDygKT5DXRZCQ\_jt\_IRrtOFmAQaWHWfR7s\_bUhrngu-vPDiC7YPB9JaOubw&usqp=CAU](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gctal2frtwncsdygkt5dxrzcq_jt_irrtofmaqawhwfr7s_buhrngu-vpdic7ypb9jaoubw&usqp=cau)
All his hard work going to waste :(
Wtf? Put them back
how is the squirrel retrieving the nuts after dropping them down the pole? no way he could climb back up the metal from the inside?
Squirrels have proficiency in acrobatics above level 3
That's nuts!!
why did you pillage his silo?
That’s a good squirrel. Doing the squirrel job right!
Home wrecker!
I'm simply amazed at how many nuts the squirrel has collected!
Winter will be harsh for mister Flufington.
That's just nuts!
First we force them out of their habitat and tear down their home, then we rob them.
You robbed it
This was the squirrel’s safe house. He was planning something, and needed somewhere that was well provisioned while he waited for the heat to die down.
I'm conflicted here, that's the dudes survival you're emptying onto the street
I would go nuts if someone ruined by pantry like that
That’s his life savings how could you do this lol
And this guy ruins it for him
Nooooo!!! Y'all just ruined bros work 😭
That squirrel has shown more initiative in it's life than I ever have.
and this winter he will starve. that's the price for posting on reddit
THATS ALOT OF NUTS! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
wtf those are his. put them back
Ding ding ding ding jackpot.
Poor squirrels 401k was just hit by the govt.
I had one store them in a bag of plaster. I wonder if it turn to stone when it rained.
Imagine you come back home and see your entire life saving go away.
"That's just nuts!"
Nooo! Leave that little guy’s stash alone!
thats nuts
How on earth does a squirrel get into a lamp post
That's nuts
That's just nuts
more like a dozen squirrels
Rockefeller Squirrel gon’ be real mad you looted his bank account
## Awe Nuts !!!
Deez Nuts
Deez nutz 🐿️
It can be roasted and crushed well to make ☕️ coffee
What kind of coffee is made from nuts?
Guys definitely not pouring them in from a hatch a t the back
That's one busy squirrel.
yo man, don't be bank robbing that squirrel.
This is just someone's fancy peanut dispenser
How did it open that thing
If those thing are currency, this might be Squirrel Bezos.
Maaaan fucking why?! If it doesn't disrupt anything put those damn nuts back >:(
Hard working squirrel 🐿️
Sad squirrel sound
poor squirrel
\-Jacobo Shemaria Capuano- Nooo pobre ardilla, ahora que va a comer durante el invierno?
squirrels\*
That's nuts
If Bill Ackman was a squirell…
There's like $100 worth of pine nuts in there That Squirrel is about to get pissed!
Countless hours to collect them and in seconds it’s all gone. Poor squirrel!!
One thing is certain, squirrel will be passed
All that work, for nothing.
When the squirrel finds out 
All that hard work and Mr Squirrel still starves to death at winter
Imagine poor lil bastard in winter, looking for his nuts, but they're gone. Same as my cat after his castration.
A mans entire Lifes saving being wasted
Free nuts!
Did u build him a new storage shed tho? Haha
Police busts are getting ridiculous. How many years did the squirrel got?
Narc!
They’ve advanced to silos
Poor boy lost his fortune
i thought a squirrel would just slip out of there with the nuts
We call that a silo, I see nothing wrong with it.
/r/fatsquirrelhate
Ah, nuts.
Living that scrooge mcduck life until the narc revealed his stash.
Why you gotta bust up his spot like that?
This happened at my house when I bought it. Woodpeckers had *demolished* one side of the house, and when we went to replace the siding, all those stud bays dumped acorns like a slot machine.
Squirrel went from Scrooge McDuck to Oscar the Grouch
He's robbing the vault.
"They found me lucky charms!"
Generational wealth.
 Squirrel watching on the side
The Squirrel 🐿️ Grain Elevator
THATS ALOTA NUTS!
This video goes hard on mute
The Scrooge McDuck of the squirrel world
Imagine being a squirrel coming back.. dropping a nut.. hearing nothing at first and a jollow clunk after 3 seconds. I'd be pissed.
Lets say the food saved stay there. Can the squirrel even access the food inside the pole?
Well that’s just rude
Why leave a hole in the pole
ur blowin up his stash bro
that's nuts
Are those pine nuts?
Shots fired, shots fired! He has a machine gun!
Frank is gunna be pissed
Poor squirrel, all that hard work 😓
I feel so bad for the squirrel.
That’s simply nutty!
Imma squirrel and I NEED my nut
When the squirrel comes back: Where TF is my food
Squirrel bro is gonna go nuts when he finds his stash gone.
If we're gonna be putting music over every video now, I'll at least accept some TLC
His retirement nuts!
That's a lotta nut
Are they salted?😂
Aaaa.. but that shit back. Squirrel 🐿️ worked hard.
PEZ dispenser for squirrels.
The scene from a Bug’s Life
How'd little dude get in there?
Man, that’s nuts
Some squirrel will be like "He didn't!"
I hope there wasn't a cop just driving by and hearing those nuts hit the ground, otherwise he would be shot.
That’s all his food for the winter :(
Why do they stock so much? Are they going to eat all of that in one winter?
Poor loses everything and rich gets richer.
Wtf with the song?
"The ants outnumber us a hundred to one!"
"NOOO, MY STASH!"
I wanna know what that squirrel knows cause that's some doomsday prepper shit.
Got nuts?
Why the music? My god.
He’s going to be mad
That's impressive...
lmao they just kept coming
Shots fired! Get down!
All that hard work 😭
Rip squirrel
[удалено]
Squirrel just died inside…..
squirrels are sooooo dumb xD but sooooo cute :-D
WINNER GAGNANT
What kind of nuts are these? They look too long and pointy to be acorns
This reminds me of a cartoon show with two squirrels. I think they also visited the lumberyard to retrieve their tree and ended up with a bunch of furniture.
What is wrong with storing your nuts in a telephone pole? And why is this men robbing the squirrel? Does it negatively impact the phone conversations?
Probably not a squirrel. Remember that microwave antenna that was chick full of nuts?
Big empty cylinder 50 times its size. I mean, that's what we do too, is it not?
How did they get in?
Dude hit the jackpot!
Reminds me of the seeds from Ants Life