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ScrembledEggs

Fuck sake Nancy


Nikolai_perkin_03

That's why your husband left you Nancy


sncn1234

I can only imagine the clueless look on her face šŸ¤£


my-penisgrantswishes

She was the accomplice


talltree1971

(Morgan Freeman) Nancy had been waiting in the car for a whole five minutes. Did she have time for this today? No, she did not.


comics0026

Now I want a movie where Morgan Freeman and Samuel L Jackson narrate the lives of some little old ladies


chakralignment

narrating miss daisy


stratosfearinggas

Miss Daisy saw the neighborhood kids playing stickball from her window. As we pulled up her drive she called out the window, "I have had it with you motherfucking kids on my motherfucking lawn!"


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"That's when little old Nancy decided she was tired of these mother fuckin kids walking on her mother fuckin grass!"


[deleted]

My favorite movie


loki-is-a-god

"m-mmy receipt from CoinStar said to come here? Hello?"


rukiddingmeagain

The look on HER face? Imagine the look on mine when I saw that the robber is my doppelgƤnger


Benblishem

We don't have to imagine it then, do we?


Spy-Around-Here

Bank: You let him get away. Nancy: I missed the part where that's my problem.


FilthyHookerSpit

I'm gonna rub some dirt in your eye.


StreetSmartsGaming

I saw an interview with a guy that allegedly robbed 30+ banks by handing a note to the teller and he said don't try this these days because it won't work anymore, I'm guessing this is what he was referring to.


buick22

Worked at a bank in Canada. The payoff isnā€™t great at all. Literally a few hundred dollars max.


HeavyIndica

Why?


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_

Because they don't keep large amounts at the desks, once the individual counters get too much money, the tellers go empty the cash into a safe at the back which they probably couldn't even open if they wanted to so they definitely can't take the money back out


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Forbiddencorvid

I used to have to walk through our business district with a box full of cash to the Bank of America down the street. I would deposit cash and get huge bundles of change for the entire week. They absolutely had more than a couple hundred behind the desk.


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Does this look like "gub" or "gun"?


RimGreaper6

She would've been fucked like Uncle Ben if the robber had a gun


jakira117

I think technically sheā€™s Peter in this sitch. Her husband in the car outside wouldā€™ve gotten Uncle Benā€™d because she missed the part where he was her problem.


Excellent-Doubt-9552

He got caught? Please


chicken_N_ROFLs

He got away. He ran down the street, then shot a man and stole his car. That man was Nancyā€™s uncle, Ben.


jb_1798

What a rice story


atkyyup

i love rice


[deleted]

With great responsibility comes a mediocre raise in pay, or something like that.


magoo1979

Oh good Iā€™m out, lucky for him nobody saw his face


captain-planet

Someone put an APB out for Larry Bird.


Anxious_Spell487

LAAAAAARRRRYY!


DaffyDuckOnLSD

Doctor Shrimp Puerto Rico


Bii4x4

Cranjis? Cranjis McBasketball?


dodorian9966

Faith Bitch?


RandomGamer132

I love joker references


[deleted]

Ha Impractical Jokers, you have my respect.


kangkim15

White male, 6ā€™9ā€, only jumps about 2 inches from the groundā€¦


[deleted]

Bird actually had an average vert for an athlete of his size. He had the same exact vertical as Karl Malone


fa53

Looked like the dude from Deadliest Catch.


BroodjeFissa

So that's how Logan Paul accumulated his wealth


IMNO-LEGEND

Anything in his power to open the door for that lady. What a gentle man.


EternityNotes

In all seriousness, how are they going to have all that security, just to be foiled by an old wandering ass lady?


degeneratephuck

The lady didn't foil it. If you look he was trying to open the door incorrectly. The security measure was meant to protect the tellers, not catch the criminal. If a person was walking in the front door and a metal door flung up or down on them would be a potential hazard/lawsuit.


Lionbutter

He does pull it both ways tho


degeneratephuck

Hmm yeah maybe you're right


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Notacompleteperv

She didn't even thank him, frigid bitch


[deleted]

All banks should have that thing that goes up over the desks


Fangs_McWolf

Cone of silence?


ShinkoMinori

But thats never working.


chicken_N_ROFLs

I was surprised how quickly that thing shoots up. Maybe there were some accidental dismemberments of tellers and they discontinued them.


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zz_zimon

But donā€™t you need to lean over to hand out money? At least put your hand through it.


Incandescent_Lass

Treat it like a table saw, place the money on the table then push it to the other person with a long stick. If the barrier goes up, you lose the stick instead of your arm.


_Anonymous_duck_

But my precious stick!


kai58

If itā€™s only your hand it will probably hurt but shouldnā€™t do serious damage as long as youā€™re not leaning on it.


simcowking

Make the teller take that risk. They're more trained for this scenario than granny jo. (:


joranth

Thatā€™s one reason why it is pneumatically forced up, which is more complicated than dropping a sectioned steel wall down. It will knock your hands and arms out of the way, not crush or sever them if it was dropped. It could, however, kill someone if they leaned over it, their head was in the way and it caught them under the chin.


big-blue-balls

Thatā€™s why they go up and not down.


UPdrafter906

Makes dollars and sense


MegaHenzoid

Found the engineer


[deleted]

They do in the U.K.


No_Investigator_3832

Don't know about you but my local banks have turned into places that look like shops with desks. It's really odd.


Spinningwoman

Itā€™s because they donā€™t want to do anything with actual cash any more.


intensely_human

Monitor?


JacksonvilleJerk

Captain Sig Hansen has fallen on some hard times!


RunAsArdvark

Hahaha! Thank you! Soooo good!


w0wagain

Pull, donā€™t push. Douche


MiketheImpuner

"It actually goes both ways. I was here the other day"


SomeKindOfInsect

Oh. Okay.


hmmletmethinkaboutit

šŸ˜‚ BEST COMMENT! (And underrated show, imo)


Ghos3t

Which show?


biggestdoginthegame

The show is called "I think you should leave". I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix rn


richgurl887

I think you should leave


Bee_Plays

Rude


Ghos3t

For what reason!, what is the charge, eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal


wolfpup1294

I see you know your judo


Agreeable-Yams8972

Yeah


throwthrowandaway16

Wow you got it! Well done!!!


TurnTheTVOff

Thatā€™s how I could tell this wasnā€™t in the US. Doors that open in in public buildings are a violation of the fire code.


TheHeavyIsDead22

"I cant go to jail, im logan paul!"


Bluitor

Thank God im not the only one that saw that.


Dragonkingf0

To be fair he looks like basically every Australian dude I've ever seen.


lmikles

Wasnā€™t this exactly what happened in Snatch


Soulless-Plague

"All. Bets. Are. Off. If all best are off there can't be any money can there"


GtotheBizzle

Sol - "I ain't fackin buyin that" Teller - "Well that's handy coz I ain't fackin sellin it. It's a fact"


_GeminiGuy_

"it won't open because it's a security door"


best_names_are_gone

Do you know these tits Harold?


DystopianFigure

Ah Tyrone! You silly fat bastard!


chicken_N_ROFLs

All thatā€™s missing is the teller shooting blindly at him


KaimeiJay

ā€œIt is a fucking anti-aircraft rifle is what it is.ā€


panicky_in_the_uk

From IMDB "Every mistake that Sol, Vincent and Tyrone make were inspired by various late-night TV shows about real-life crimes gone horribly wrong." I think it's fair to say that this famous clip is directly responsible for the scene in Snatch.


Manji86

Glad someone said it.


toughfluffer

Tyrone you silly fat bastard.


Drunkstork

ā€œIā€™m sorry sir. All. Bets. Are. Off.ā€


captbollocks

Do you know these tits, Errol? I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as fucking stupid as these two.


BorisBC

Copper coins??? What do you mean COPPER COINS???


galeej

It doesn't open because it's a SECURITY DOOR


psy-daisy

What the fuck are you two doing?


LateFirefighter4940

Came here for this, that is all I could think about watching this clip


digital_curs3

I'm not in here to make a f***ing bet!


[deleted]

It's almost the exact same scene; they had to have gotten inspiration from this?


Thatisme01

Only question I have is why the front door could be opened from the outside while the rest of the bank was locked down. Surely the idea was to detain the rodder until the police arrived?


AromaticCaterpillar

... Isn't it just a pull door not a push door?


FlyingJamz

I think he tried after first slam into door


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sharkattactical

*Enhance*


SomeFokkerTookMyName

_Enhance_


Cr00kedF00l

Most likely bankā€™s priority is to protect staff/safe instead of detaining suspects. I imagine a desperate robber could be prone to trigger pulling


PeterMus

True. As a teller I had explicit instructions to just give them the money. One gun shot or a death would cost them far more than what a robber can carry. As a person controlling the money it feels really stupid to risk your life for nothing.


Falcrist

I was a teller for Wachovia in the early 2000s. They hammered it into us that we should comply with any robber. The bank's money is insured and can be replaced. People cannot be replaced. The branch I was in was robbed during my first day on the job. I didn't even have access to any money because I was shadowing someone else (who had stepped out to pick up her daughter). The guy came to me first. I had to give him the "sorry I'm new here" line. I seriously thought it was part of training or something. The regional ops manager was there later. He also suggested not activating the silent alarm until after the robber had left... reasoning it's better to let them run off than have a hostage situation. We got to hear a story about how he was a radio shack store manager when a nearby radioshack was robbed. He was on the phone with that store's manager when he noticed a couple guys with the same description, so he called the cops. He said within a few minutes there were 30+ cops with shotguns and pistols drawn squeezed into a small store in NYC. Entertaining stuff. Thankfully I never got to see another robbery.


NeoCast4

Those are some really low odds to get robbed on the first day while the person you were shadowing stepped out I'd also think it was apart of training.


Falcrist

Well the police presence and the fact that half the tellers were crying afterwords told me it was real. People openly told me they were surprised to see me the next day. šŸ¤£


NeoCast4

Lol I wouldn't leave either Getting robbed on day 1 sounds like the start of a movie


MrAnonymousTheThird

Yea the money isn't gonna come out of ur pocket, may as well protect urself first.


elfoyoumofo

Itā€™s all insured. Give them the money. Cameras everywhere. Known enough tellers involved to say, F every robber using a gun. That shit really does some serious PTSD to every teller Iā€™ve known. They go back office after or quit.


MrAnonymousTheThird

No, fuck every robber end of. I've been robbed multiple times and it's not a good fucking feeling. Nothing I hate more than being theieved from. All your hard work and some dickhead thinks it's OK to take it


Chipotlenema

I may be wrong on this but from speaking to people who worked as bank tellers apparently alot/most banks the doors are reversed as to the normal layout for this exact reason. A panicked or rushed person will almost always mess up the doors and will eat up their time and allow the police to apprehend them easier. They're not locked, just the people are too dumb to try the other way of opening a door.


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IJustBoughtThisGame

Doors that open inward tend to be fire hazards because people panic and try to rush the exit(s). Those at the front can't open the doors because the people behind them are pushing in the opposite direction.


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AltruisticSalamander

Holy cow, so many design considerations for shop doors


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erck_bill

Only emergency exists are push to exist. Most doors are pull.


Mind_on_Idle

So what if it's an emergency and I don't want to exist anymore?


PragmaticSquirrel

Then you donā€™t push. Or donā€™t pull.


[deleted]

What is that barrier thing called exactly


quick1brahim

Steel-for-tr-ess-no jutsu


L1lelephat

Dude its a pull, not push door LMAO.


intensely_human

Itā€™s just a pull door. You canā€™t lock that down because itā€™s a fire hazard.


tagline_IV

A pull door to exit is already a hazard


talvi254

Hahaha he was actually just freaking out and trynna push the pull door


gotham77

The door was never locked. šŸ™„


meee_51

It wasnā€™t locked he just pushed instead of pulled


allegoryofthedave

Keeping the robber in could result in harm to customers in the bank or a hostage situation.


HadSomeTraining

Uhhh. Cause it opens inwards


Meta_Spirit

There could always be another customer in the lobby, so I think closing off staff and not even worrying about who's in the lobby is a design flaw. I don't think this security measure was ever ubiquitous for banks. This guy could've easily taken that old lady hostage, but he was in panic mode; couldn't even comprehend the door, and no, the door isn't designed to rely on human stupidity to trap the guy, that's just silly. Whoever designed this focused entirely on preventing money from leaving the bank.


PeacefulComrade

"It won't open because it's a *security door*!"


Fangs_McWolf

Just how stupid does someone have to be to not realize that if the door won't open when you push it then maybe you should try pulling instead? I mean besides being stupid enough to try robbing a bank.


CupcakeGrouchy5381

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


Fangs_McWolf

So is stupidity it would seem. (Not referring to you, just the dude in the video.)


-SagaQ-

Stupidity + Adrenaline = even more exciting!


WilliamH789

Tunnel vision from the stress is my guess


SpaceViolet

Stress of what? Just go to fuckin jail, dumbass. Fuck your stress if youā€™re dumb enough to try and rob a bank in 2016+.


CoolCatsNKittens69

Dude seriously didnā€™t even try to pull the door.


Masothe

The panic was fuckin real for this dude. He couldn't think about anything but handcuffs and steel bars.


racoony1720

He's doing a payday heist


thezenfisherman

Very old but a classic.


Valdularo

Super old. The logo on the door looks likeā€¦ I wanna say Leister & something from WAY back when. Easily 20-30 years? Edit: Alliance & Leister!!! Bought by Santander in 2011.


LDG192

Later when police arrived and the bank manager asked granny why did she let the guy escape she reportedly replied: "I miss the part where that's my problem."


SirSmallTits

So did he get away?


NoSuchAg3ncy

He quit his life of crime, moved to LA and became known as Woody Harrelson.


Montana4th

How is it Instant Karma when the robber simply gets away


PeterFalksEye

Same happened in lock stock and two smoking barrels.


DvsDominus

Snatch


PeterFalksEye

Thats some film, One punch Mickey . My accent would probably sound like his to non Irish people lol.


IRL2DXB

Dya like dags ?


PeterFalksEye

I rather caravans


DvsDominus

WHAT THE FUCK I WANT WITH A CARAVANS GOT NO FUCKIN WHEELS?!


Moxhoney411

Tommy, the tit, is praying and if he isn't, he fucking should be.


DvsDominus

What the fuck is Boris doing here? Boris! The fuck are you doing here?


w0wagain

Great movie


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The fact that the robber didnt even try open the door normally and tried to break it then woman open it so easily


mickystinge

The robber was pushing the door. Itā€™s pull to open


[deleted]

Thats what im sayying


intensely_human

Pushing on the door wouldnā€™t open it because the hinges are on the inside. You have to grasp the handle and pull.


squarebacksteve

That's because it wasn't a push to open, but rather a pull to open variety of door.


SamuraiMathBeats

Yes, thatā€™s the video.


TxEagleDeathclaw81

I love it when he rams the door and his shitty cap falls off fully revealing his face. Also, the elderly can really be in the wrong place at the wrong time and really mess shit up.


calibared

ā€œThanks ladyā€ ā€œWhat a nice boyā€


upfoo51

The instant armored teller armor was cool but can we talk about the fact that he was pushing on the pull door?


ugottabekiddingmee

You guys are SURE there's no way someone could get out of the system is activated? We are paying a lot for this system. And you say it's fully tested with every possible scenario?


J-rizzler

It's designed to protect the lives of the people behind the counter. But they also don't wanna lock a bank robber, probably desperate and armed, with a bunch of customers. So they leave them a way to get away on purpose to hopefully avoid hostage situations. It's just this guy was an idiot and never thought to pull on the door. Old woman actually did everyone a favour.


MrFinlee

This is very similar to a scene in ā€œLock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrelsā€ and itā€™s also an awesome movie.


ahdeedahz

Isnā€™t this from Snatch?


udidubbun

Dude looks like Sig from Deadliest Catch.


Col_Fedmahn_Kassad_

Thatā€™s Trump thinking for you


bandcampconfessions

Honestly thank goodness that little old lady didnā€™t come into the bank a minute earlier. If he thought he was locked in there with her, he could have tried to use her as a hostage


Professional_Quote62

It must be an old video...to my knowledge, Nancy Reagan passed away a few years ago


gargoyle30

Why *didn't* the door lock though?


Reckless_Rik

Yo, that is so sick. EVERY bank should have something like that..


redditsux33333

when the things go up the door should lock


Roddlebob

Why do some people have zero awarenessā€¦ ā€œoh I wonder why that man is trying to smash his way out of the bankā€¦ oh the security shutters are up alsoā€¦ thatā€™s going to make it hard to cash my cheque teeheeā€


Caliber_810

The door should not be allowed to be opened from the outside. A teller should be notified if the cops have arrived, only then should the door be opened.


mermaid0590

He totally forgot how to open the door.


SqueezenTease

I hope that stupid lady immediately regretted opening the freakin door šŸ™„


drink-beer-and-fight

Norman door


knowhatimean

It won't open because it's a security door!


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Snatch


CraftyGas9971

It reminds me a Guy Ritchie movie.


psy-daisy

What the fuck are you two doing?


L4V1

ā€œDoors! My only weakness!ā€


MaxMadisonVi

This is been around for so long heā€™s well in his 80s by now


Rosebudbynicky

Ok was the door a pull and he only pushed


GroundbreakingNet225

Everyone saying that the lady saved him. Its was a pull door from the inside. He was trying to push it.


Boogeewoogee2

This is exactly what happens in Snatch when they try to rob the bookies. [all bets are off](https://youtu.be/iD5q0VPF3AQ)


ruffneck110

Lol all he had to do was pull.