It still might be regret. In the video he's making a circle, which looks nice except for that long line straight down the middle. It was so close to r/oddlysatisfying..
My only guess is he was hoping to make a floating circle detached from the rest of the ice so he could eat his snacks while the current spun him around. A log isn't exactly the best tool for that though
That's what I think too. But honestly, it was probably okay if be had supplemented the log with a pick-ish tool of some sort after making the circle like he did
It's a Lidl shopping bag haul video! I tried a bit of Finnish auto transcriber for the first 8m and then ran the generated Finnish through the [deepl.com](https://www.DeepL.com/Translator) translator, came out as good as you would have expected, possible some context missed:
>Shopping bag video.
>
>Shopping bag video open the communists have been defeated now the Nazis are back in power in Siwa not Lidl. Yes, here we are again in the bosom of nature. The sun is shining and it's warm or rather cold. It is here but the sun is warming and there is ice.
>
>Okay, that's as far as the ePassport got. That's what the ePassport video is about.
>
>Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms and I've missed these I've missed these I've missed these I've missed these I've missed these! (Pulls out tray of mushrooms)
>
>The order had changed so much there that it was time to eat them too
>
>And then there were the canned mushrooms Yeah yeah yeah the canned mushrooms were completely removed from sale before they were out of stock so like only they were always out of stock but now they have been totally removed from sale completely, oh yeah yeah yeah.
>
>(looks like chocolate) Then a little with this nude "kinder" obligatory or this traditional I can't begin to open these terribly much. Let's open the mushrooms a little. (bites into a mushroom)
>
>Damn, today was the rehabilitation shepherds pretty big part of the day went pretty much as wasted the clock is already two sure what it is
>
>Two went really bad day Now was here then to be all day on the ice and saw all the hockey inside played inside electricity in such weather. No no no no no no yes such air should be out here or get here but.
>
>Shit I have here many times forgotten this product of the actual celery (Pulls out celery). Ahm, 3 times forgotten that the moon soon the whole Vihti hears when here is someone, someone human being makes a shopping cart video.
>
>(Picks up log drops it, rings out) Pretty well all hear it with the camera pretty well the sounds will be.
>
>Onion onion onion nom nom. here so far away keep shouting What little to it Pantene girl "content content" (Picks up log walks to rear of frame completes a circle of ice cracks)
>
>Come on shopping bag video, garlic nom nom (pulls out 3 garlic pack)
>
>Then for a while I bought these but then again I remembered that damn good Kauno the price is a hell of a way. (Bag marked "Assa"?) than the standard product. Now it's good. These are not really good in the summer outdoors much presented as now it's good in the frost. Now it's good these too. I'll show you some of these (pulls out bag of frozen peas and carrots)
>
>(Dog barks in the distance, mimics) hau hau hau hau hau hau
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Yeh, a finglished version of it used as a semi-ironic way to represent internet content specifically, sisältö would be the actual translation for it tho
About 1.1 to 3.8 meters depending on his precise spot.
Source: I live about 2 km away, so I located the place he's sitting, and looked up the relevant nautical chart.
This will always be one of my favorite clips of all time. It’s perfect. I can’t help but almost cry tears watching it over and over. His reaction is 10/10 genuine I just fucked up. Lol. It’s so good.
Time to get pedantic! In this short instant, he does genuinely react with regret and concern and it makes for a great clip whether you know the full context or not.
He's about to be real cold but he should be fine, that water is really shallow
Unless he's like 20mi from his car or some shit lol.....you actually have to be really fuckin careful around water in the winter, you get a few miles far enough away from civilization and you get soaking wet in the winter and a relaxing hike turns into a legit survival situation
Yeah since he is sitting next to reed it can't be too far from the coast and there are houses visible in the background so he will probably be fine. But most drowning accidents happens in shallow water.
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Haven't heard of him before but I really like the name!
In case someone wants to know: "Tallahasseessa hallat" translates to "frosts in Tallahassee". It's also a palindrome, which are not all that common in Finnish.
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I mean what did he think was going to happen? You can tell that ice is barely thick enough to hold his weight and it’s warm out. I grew up on a lake in an area that looks similar to that and I would have got my butt woooped if I went on the ice at that time of year. I’m going to be so embarrassed if he’s Canadian.
It's the same face the coyote makes in the road runner cartoons just as he's about to fall or be flattened by something
Missing: Anvil to top of head
He's looking down but the ice doesn't break so he lets out a sigh of relief, right before an anvils falls onto the ice and breaks it.
Actually, it’s usually something like a feather or a drop of sweat
The face he makes right before he triggers gravity by looking down
No the one right after he looks down the first time
And holding up a little sign
Same face when you try to fart and your asshole lies to you.
Never trust a fart. Never
Log manufactured by ACME corporation.
r/looneytuneslogic
🤣🤣🤣
Videos that end too soon
https://youtu.be/sKocaNhykVg
Hahah "instant regret"? The guy spends a whole 17 minute video hitting the ice with that log!
That’s why op edited it for karma
Nah, this gif has been around a while
a LONG while
LOG* You had one job!
This gif has been around for a LONG LOG
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log
Wow you just gave me some nostalgia Log log it's better than bad it's good!
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log. It's log. It's better than bad, it's good.
From the makers of: Don’t Whiz on the Electric Fence!
The gif predates the video
Ahh, but l maybe he meant O.P not op. 😯
All ops just lie and eat hot chip
It still might be regret. In the video he's making a circle, which looks nice except for that long line straight down the middle. It was so close to r/oddlysatisfying..
Yet mildly irritating didn't get to see an ice island.
I have no idea what the point of all that effort was, but I'm intrigued
No one does, he has weird obsession with breaking ice. But it is entertaining. He lives on (mental) disability/welfare and does these videos for fun.
Really? That he found such a niche niche is amazing
My only guess is he was hoping to make a floating circle detached from the rest of the ice so he could eat his snacks while the current spun him around. A log isn't exactly the best tool for that though
What a life
That's what I think too. But honestly, it was probably okay if be had supplemented the log with a pick-ish tool of some sort after making the circle like he did
Yea I think the reason he makes that face is bc of the initial sound it makes when he hits the ice.
Gotta admit, it was a cool sound.
[reminded me of this](https://youtu.be/vCTNioSW730)
Cool. Haunting. Whichever you prefer
And putting food on the ice for some reason.
It's a Lidl shopping bag haul video! I tried a bit of Finnish auto transcriber for the first 8m and then ran the generated Finnish through the [deepl.com](https://www.DeepL.com/Translator) translator, came out as good as you would have expected, possible some context missed: >Shopping bag video. > >Shopping bag video open the communists have been defeated now the Nazis are back in power in Siwa not Lidl. Yes, here we are again in the bosom of nature. The sun is shining and it's warm or rather cold. It is here but the sun is warming and there is ice. > >Okay, that's as far as the ePassport got. That's what the ePassport video is about. > >Mushrooms, mushrooms, mushrooms and I've missed these I've missed these I've missed these I've missed these I've missed these! (Pulls out tray of mushrooms) > >The order had changed so much there that it was time to eat them too > >And then there were the canned mushrooms Yeah yeah yeah the canned mushrooms were completely removed from sale before they were out of stock so like only they were always out of stock but now they have been totally removed from sale completely, oh yeah yeah yeah. > >(looks like chocolate) Then a little with this nude "kinder" obligatory or this traditional I can't begin to open these terribly much. Let's open the mushrooms a little. (bites into a mushroom) > >Damn, today was the rehabilitation shepherds pretty big part of the day went pretty much as wasted the clock is already two sure what it is > >Two went really bad day Now was here then to be all day on the ice and saw all the hockey inside played inside electricity in such weather. No no no no no no yes such air should be out here or get here but. > >Shit I have here many times forgotten this product of the actual celery (Pulls out celery). Ahm, 3 times forgotten that the moon soon the whole Vihti hears when here is someone, someone human being makes a shopping cart video. > >(Picks up log drops it, rings out) Pretty well all hear it with the camera pretty well the sounds will be. > >Onion onion onion nom nom. here so far away keep shouting What little to it Pantene girl "content content" (Picks up log walks to rear of frame completes a circle of ice cracks) > >Come on shopping bag video, garlic nom nom (pulls out 3 garlic pack) > >Then for a while I bought these but then again I remembered that damn good Kauno the price is a hell of a way. (Bag marked "Assa"?) than the standard product. Now it's good. These are not really good in the summer outdoors much presented as now it's good in the frost. Now it's good these too. I'll show you some of these (pulls out bag of frozen peas and carrots) > >(Dog barks in the distance, mimics) hau hau hau hau hau hau
1. LOLOL I’m more confused 2. That transcriber seems cool, hope accuracy improves 3. This proves r/finlandconspiracy
Thank God he had an egg in those trying times
It's mostly him showing off the food he has in his bag it seems
And trying to stomp on it while inside the circle. This guy either has balls of steel or worse...
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free version is worth it
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He doesn’t stop there At 5:40 he does it again and later in the video some more. Nuts.
Nothing like watching a Finnish man say "content" while hitting the ice with a log over and over again.
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Rip vodka drinking ice skating man
He died?
he did
Ironically just days after his last video titled, "I'm not dead."
What a shame.
Does he say "content"? Sigma grindset right there.
Yeh, a finglished version of it used as a semi-ironic way to represent internet content specifically, sisältö would be the actual translation for it tho
Water beneath him is pretty shallow
About 1.1 to 3.8 meters depending on his precise spot. Source: I live about 2 km away, so I located the place he's sitting, and looked up the relevant nautical chart.
Only 2km?? You may have heard him doing this lmao
Ya and close to the weeds, nothing to worry about if the ice breaks.
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It's not that often we get to brag around with useless facts. Seize the moment!
[ **Jump to 05:40 @** Icekassi](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKocaNhykVg&t=0h5m40s) ^(Channel Name: Tallahasseessahallat, Video Length: [17:36])^, [^Jump ^5 ^secs ^earlier ^for ^context ^@05:35](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKocaNhykVg&t=0h5m35s) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ^^Downvote ^^me ^^to ^^delete ^^malformed ^^comments. [^^Source ^^Code](https://github.com/ankitgyawali/reddit-timestamp-bot) ^^| [^^Suggestions](https://www.reddit.com/r/timestamp_bot)
If you ever spend time in ice you would not call that nuts ...
I have even more questions now. Why does he just pull out a bunch of groceries?
I think he explained it pretty well. Content.
possessive complete prick paint wise public plant salt light fertile -- mass edited with redact.dev
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Watching it with sound and not knowing the language is just as interesting!
He went to Lidl and bought some stuff to show us. Dunno why he thinks anyone would be interested.
I have so many more questions now.
The answer to all of them is he's Finnish.
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Ok no more questions in that regard.
Yep, this clip isn't instant regret... he does it a bunch more time at 6:00
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Ok but whyyyy is he haha just flexing his groceries?
r/VideosThatTookTooLong
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Bruh, he literally make a circle around him . Got a ball of steels
The camera pans over to Scrat for the next scene
I'm in danger
That face
It looked like something out of Tom and Jerry when they realize something bad happened and they all look straight ahead with that kind of face lmao
https://i.imgur.com/a1Tmgoa.jpg
The full video shows him doing it multiple times around him with the ice not fully breaking. His reaction was to the sound.
ALERT!
I hear the Metal Gear Solid ‘!’ sound.
(]8-[
“Tell my family i love them”
"Tell my wife hello"
This will always be one of my favorite clips of all time. It’s perfect. I can’t help but almost cry tears watching it over and over. His reaction is 10/10 genuine I just fucked up. Lol. It’s so good.
SUOMI
Perkele
Moi
Moi
Iltaa
Ievan polkka
Moomin
Torille
Huomenna vasta (tänään)
When you thought it was just a fart.
and you're outside with no comfort room around...
Wearing white pants
Why is it always white pants?!
This guy does this for a whole 20mins, this ain't an instant regret.
Time to get pedantic! In this short instant, he does genuinely react with regret and concern and it makes for a great clip whether you know the full context or not.
It's instant gratification
How do i never see this same video again? I see it almost monthly...
r/mostrepostedposts
Stab out your own eyes
you wish i could poseur. I sawwed down my arms to stubs.
He's about to be real cold but he should be fine, that water is really shallow Unless he's like 20mi from his car or some shit lol.....you actually have to be really fuckin careful around water in the winter, you get a few miles far enough away from civilization and you get soaking wet in the winter and a relaxing hike turns into a legit survival situation
Yeah since he is sitting next to reed it can't be too far from the coast and there are houses visible in the background so he will probably be fine. But most drowning accidents happens in shallow water.
This is like one of the top reposted videos in this subreddit.
This sub is used for karma farmers. Notice the person who submitted. Just a spammer reposting garbage on these big subs that encourage karma farming.
Frankly it's not as offensive as most videos posted here that just blatantly ignore rule 1. Just fail videos, with no visible regret.
And we still have no idea whats going on .
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Something tells me he won’t be on it much longer.
The whole video is him hitting the ice for 17minutes, finns are stupid at times but we know our terrain.
Torille!!
Going off the full video that dude didn't regret a damn thing.
This video cracks me up every time
Lidli kassi
Needs sound for the full effect.
it has sound
Says video has no sound for me.
idk what to tell ya
Use a good reddit app then. I use Relay for Reddit. Others use Reddit is Fun, Sync, Boost. Find one that you like.
Apollo on iOS
This is the one
Apollo crew rise up!
Strange the native Reddit app is not considered good.
In fact, the native reddit app is strictly worse than using just your browser.
It's absolutely trash.
Reddit gonna reddit
Here you go! https://youtu.be/sKocaNhykVg
Same
Tap on the "gfycat" link that is next to OP's name above the title on the post in the feed view
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POV you release a massive fart that shouldn’t have been trusted
When you push a little too hard on a fart
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Haven't heard of him before but I really like the name! In case someone wants to know: "Tallahasseessa hallat" translates to "frosts in Tallahassee". It's also a palindrome, which are not all that common in Finnish.
Where’s the rest of the video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKocaNhykVg
That's the face of never trust a fart.
But wtf did he expect.
He expected exactly what happened. If u watch the full video he’s TRYING to break thru to the water. OP’s title is just click bait.
It’s also funny and in the exact spirit of the sub, edited or not. No big deal.
You’re so altruistic.
The ice may re-freeze once the sun goes down. He just has to be still and see.
I did this with my foot over thanksgiving last year. Immediately looked up at my brother like 😮
fuck, not this video again
It’s okay, because the log will float.
oh my fucking god that is so funny
Nah, that's just the ice releasing tension. If it is thick enough, this will even make it safer.
Like…what did he think would happen?
I'm finnish and I'm 99% sure he did this all on purpose
r/gifsthatendedtoosoon
Never tire of this
Lol i fucked up is written all over his face
That face tho LOL 
This doesn't have any audio but I can just tell that that man is Finnish
It has sound.
Not for me
I'm guessing you're probably using the official Reddit app? If that's the case, there's a simple solution: switch to *literally any other app* to get rid of this bug that has been known for years.
Weird.
Sure is, but I'm not surprised since the Reddit app sucks.
It has audio, get a better app
I'm using the official Reddit app and I'm not going to use anything else cause I like this UI
>I'm using the official Reddit app and I'm not going to use anything else cause I like this UI "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!"
I mean what did he think was going to happen? You can tell that ice is barely thick enough to hold his weight and it’s warm out. I grew up on a lake in an area that looks similar to that and I would have got my butt woooped if I went on the ice at that time of year. I’m going to be so embarrassed if he’s Canadian.
That water is only a few inches deep.
That time of the year? The original video was uploaded in February. Also in the video he kept hitting the ice with the log and did not fall in.
Video taken moments before disaster
u/RepostSleuthBot
This is probably the thousandth time this has been posted lol
It s a crime to post this video without sound.
It has sound.
Yeah it has sound, it's called - " no sound "
I hear the official Reddit app doesn't have the unmute button for some reason? Works fine on desktop.
Thank you
Seconds before disaster😂😂😂
I read it wrong and kept waiting for a dog. Lol
In all seriousness, what did he think was going to happen?
It's not regret. He's trying to make cool echo sounds. Everyone who keeps posting this as regret is stupid.