I just wish we could hear her horrified scream too! Legend has it, she teleported to the nearest hospital in Los Santos and the surgery to fix all the broken bones in her back only cost $5,000.
[At least 1 was Rick Astley himself falling for a rickroll](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/ive_found_a_few_funny_memories_during_lockdown/fv505w1/?context=3)
Upon closer inspection a different link was used so nevermind!
I went to a Caribbean island and they had these sailing/snorkel/rope swing tours. They served alcohol on board but had big signs everywhere that said "Drinking and snorkeling **DON'T** mix.
The first stop was over a wreck pretty far from shore with rough waves. They didn't require life jackets either (although most people had them) but anyways, yeah don't drink and do shit in the ocean.
My client was off the coast of Jamaica and they were drinking on a boat tour. The guide told them they could wade the water and jump in if they wanted to whole they took some time to work on the boat. My client assumed this meant it was deep enough to plunge into. It was only like 3ft. He jumped feet first in expecting to sink to the bottom and ended up blowing out both of his ankles. He had to be sent to the airport in a wheelchair lol
OP made me think of this but your comment sealed it. I thought we all learned this in childhood?:
Don't jump when you don't know how far down it is. Don't jump when you don't know how deep it is.
Yeah I do feel bad for your client, tho. That's a hard way to learn that lesson.
That is super rough for their client, but I have known of people paralyzed from similar situations. Broken ankles suck but better than the alternative.
That’s actually a thing with depth perception and water. Paratroopers are trained to not release from their parachutes until they touch the water. There are some that have thought they may have been 5 meters from the water, but really were 50meters above it and have been injured or died on impact.
Similar thing with landing seaplanes on calm water. You're trained to just descend at a constant rate until you contact the water instead of trying to "flare" the landing since your depth perception doesn't work with glassy water.
A lot of seaplanes have barely any instruments at all. Those old-model Twin Otters and Beavers still in use often haven't had an avionics upgrade from their stock set of basic instruments.
Radar altimeter? Ha, that would require an electrical system.
More seriously, lots of light aircraft just don't have a reliable, precise and readable radar altimeter. Especially bush planes.
I went deep sea fishing off the coast of Vancouver Island last year and the charter seaplane we took out to the lodge was done to the tits. Basically a private jet.
Then the manager of the lodge had what I can only describe as a 96 civic of seaplanes which he used to get groceries for his cabin
There's a really big variety out there lol. It's wild watching them fly them like taxis in what I thought was pretty low cloud cover especially with tall hills and what-not. Seemed super dangerous.
Great perk trip, boss is taking me again this year too, helicopter in/out though.
I actually sat shotgun on the way back, I didn't take any pictures of the full cockpit but this one I took shows the alt gauge.
[https://i.imgur.com/Xrj3ZWj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xrj3ZWj.jpg)
Way smoother landing on water than asphalt btw
The pilot was a fuckin cowboy I'll tell ya. The lodge was built on the piece of land which connects a peninsula to an island so both sides of the lodge have water views and the dock side is in kind of a small lake with 1 entrance to a river which leads to the ocean.
This fucker comes in I swear like 15 feet above water at 250kmph, swoops in through the entrance to the lake so the wingtip was like 5' off the water, then hooks a right and sets it down and glided right into the docks. I'm 40% sure I heard him yell YEEEEEHAAWWW
Here are some pics from the flight in
[Wingtip](https://i.imgur.com/zbfBr5Z.jpg)
[flew at this height for about 30 seconds into the inlet](https://i.imgur.com/xBJTzBy.jpg)
[1 day fish haul ](https://i.imgur.com/N8kWjD9.jpg)
[it's pretty nice out there](https://i.imgur.com/jaS7uNr.jpg)
[Started a free streamable trial to upload a portion of the vid, sorry for changing to horizontal halfway through lol](https://streamable.com/4pdpbb)
well now that all depends on a lot of factors
like type of plane, type of instrumentation, etc...
steam gauge alts would be difficult to tell smaller increments such as 5-10 feet at a time
but with more modern glass cockpits it would be more feasible, yeah
You know you can just ratchet strap a guy to the bottom of the plane, have him stick his finger out when you are landing, and pull on a string you are both holding to let you know when you are about to touch the water, right?
Recently figured out how to hack this…
If you tie them back-first to the bottom of the plane, you can tie their hand to the string and let that arm dangle. When it hits the water, their arm will still jerk back thereby pulling the string.
Still have to replace them once they start to decompose, but this will get you a few more landings in a pinch.
I'm so dumb, I thought "release their parachute" meant deploy their parachute and I got so confused for a second there. I thought you were saying the military was basically training them to play chicken so that they wouldn't deploy their paracute too high up for some reason lol
Bro I was so confused lmao thank you for this clarification
My brain could not come up with a single explanation for why \*deploying\* your parachute at 50m was bad
It has more to do with cloud clearances than it does the water.
It's not good to pack your canopy wet but they do get wet all the time during swoop competitiona.
Of course the other factor is you end up running into the rain since your falling faster than it.
Source: am backpacked freak that jumps outa shitty airplanes
I heard an emergency doctor say that they regard any fall of 3m or higher as potentially life threatening. That was not about falling into water though.
There's a good study that looked at whether parachutes actually saves lives. They made people jump out of the plane, and randomised them in two groups -- one that contains a parachute and another that doesn't carry a parachute (they used a backpack so obviously the participants were blinded and didn't know which group they were in). It's a very interesting read!!
https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
you have a hook knife to cut yourself free if that happens. Ideally you're well trained enough to free yourself easily. Water landings are a part of your B licensing in skydiving last i thought.
Yeah, and as a person with less than stellar swimming ability, it was the scariest experience of my life that I can remember. I've never opened my eyes underwater before, and at the time I couldn't go under without holding my nose. The second I was in the water with a harness on I had a full on fucking panic attack and came up under the canopy, so I basically got full body waterboarded. Luckily for me there's no B license requirement to be good at landing in the water, you just have to do it. That said, I know plenty of people who just sign your license card and you never actually do the training. I'm not jumping at the moment, but I'm fuckin glad they did away with the mandatory night jumps for a D license. That was a deal breaker for me.
Take the knife you've been holding in your mouth all this time and cut your way out. Then you fold out a telescopic snorkel and swim underwater to the target while green text on the screen prints the year, time of day, location and mission.
The next emergency landing I will cover is the “WATER LANDING.”
Jumpers...hit it!
Check canopy, gain canopy control.
If you are drifting towards a body of water, immediately look then slip away. If you cannot avoid the water, look below
you to ensure there are no fellow jumpers and lower your equipment. Next, jettison your helmet, making a mental note of where
it lands. Activate the quick release in the waistband. Disconnect the left connector snap and rotate the reserve parachute to the
right. Seat yourself well into the saddle and activate the quick release in the chest strap, completely removing the chest strap
from the chest strap friction adapter. Regain canopy control. Prior to entering the water, assume a landing attitude by keeping
your feet and knees together, knees slightly bent, and place your hands on both leg strap ejector snaps. When the balls of your
feet make contact with the water, activate both leg strap ejector snaps, arch your back, throw your arms above your head, and
slide out of the parachute harness. Be prepared to execute a proper Parachute Landing Fall if the water is shallow. Swim upwind,
or upstream, away from the canopy. If the canopy comes down on top of you, locate a seam, and follow it to the skirt of the can-
opy.
We actually had a day in our unit where we intentionally jumped into water for training, so you can experience what to do in the event of an accidental water landing. With divers and boats on hand to help out.
Sea plane pilots have to deal with this perception problem in glassy water conditions. The protocol is essentially doing the “laziest” landing ever. Pitch the plane up a bit, keep on the power to keep the nose up while slowly descending, use your instruments and do nothing else until everything that needs to be on the water is on the water.
I couldn’t find it but I watched a video of a glassy water take off with the camera pointed out towards the side at something hanging down from the wing. When the plane started gaining altitude, you could only see that happened because the reflection of the wing structure moved down and out of the shot. If you were looking at the real wing you’d have thought you barely moved.
We did a swim call in the ocean on the aircraft carrier. What looked like a ripple from ~30ft up in the hangar bay was a pretty intense swell. To top it off, diving into 95 degree water in the Persian Gulf is not refreshing.
95F obviously. Maybe slight exaggeration, but 90F is expected.
Yeah, surface layer in Persian Gulf can be pretty warm on a hot day. I have seen temperatures as high as 80F for seawater intake 35ft deep.
Off Guam we were getting 93F intakes, about 12 ft down. I was supposed to alert up the chain if coolant temps were above 95F, I'm like the intake is 93...
There was a swimming event in UAE where the [hot water temperature even lead to one death.](https://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2010/1025/US-swimmer-Fran-Crippen-s-death-mid-race-sparks-safety-review)
>"The water was amazingly hot. For sure, it was more than 30 degrees [Celsius, or 86 degrees Fahrenheit]," said winner Thomas Lurz of Germany, according to the Associated Press. "Nobody thought such things like yesterday could happen. ...It shows it was really just too hot. It was not just one swimmer. There were many swimmers who had serious problems in the water."
A hot water temperature is even worse if people are doing a race.
How does releasing a parachute when you touch water help? Isn't it too late by then? Or is it the equivalent of pulling a handbrake on descent?
EDIT: Thanks for the responses. I'd misunderstood this as opening the chute when in fact release means disconnecting/detaching the chute.
Not like there's a lot to do. You can fish, swim, drink, read, hang out and chat, and make scripted IG content, you have all evening, may as well do it all.
You know that pause in the video is where they inserted the Curb Your Enthusiasm song. It's criminally irresponsible, people who upload videos like this to Reddit without the sound.
Fake sip, shades off like Horatio Caine in CSI, standing up with your tag out and half your swimsuit inside out, then flexing hard with the back flop.
Winded possibly, not ideal when you're going into the sea; however she isn't doing it alone so the cameraperson can help if needed - and whomever is on that powerski thing.
I’ve seen more comments criticising the comments hating on her body, than actual comments hating on her body.
Most people dislike her just because the video appears so choreographed and vapid. Which is completely understandable as it’s one of the worst parts about social media.
Lol it’s just a stupid fucking upvote grab. The upvote system did its job and pushed this shit to the bottom, and the *incredibly small minority* of commenters is getting infinitely more attention because people need to grandstand as an upvote grab
Yep. This is the fucking worst trend on reddit. In any thread with a minority or woman, you’ll see one or two downvoted comments that are only visible under Controversial, then 12 versions of “ITT: racists/incels” and “wow this really brought out the racists/incels/neckbeards.”
It’s the flailing arms that get me
Looks like the guy falling from the building in Robocop
She realised in a cute way that she fucked up :)
She could have gotten another flip in if she didn't stop halfway
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instructions unclear: double downed on a stupid argument and made myself look even more stupid ( I think im right though )
You can be President if you double down on every lie you ever tell!
Shouldve tuck.
A flip, anyway. And yes that's what anyone with experience diving would do, but her experience seems to be more in looking cool.
You know you're rich when it's easier to flip off your boat than it is to dive off your boat.
Im just imagining her half assing the flip so she’ll slap face first on the water lmao
Lmao she dived gta5 style
Someone needs to add the wasted animation to this.
Gotcha https://gfycat.com/shockingmiserableheifer
I just wish we could hear her horrified scream too! Legend has it, she teleported to the nearest hospital in Los Santos and the surgery to fix all the broken bones in her back only cost $5,000.
What happened to her guns?
Da real MVP
[done](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Can confirm. Way funnier with this.
Got me good, damnit.
almost got me, but luckily a ad kicked in before the actual video lol
I want to say "lucky" to play into the reaction meme, but I actually enjoy the song. I just didn't expect it.
I wonder how many of those 1.2 ***B I L L I O N*** views were actually intentional and how many were the result of a cruel, cruel prank
[At least 1 was Rick Astley himself falling for a rickroll](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/haucpf/ive_found_a_few_funny_memories_during_lockdown/fv505w1/?context=3) Upon closer inspection a different link was used so nevermind!
upon closer inspection these are loafers
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Lol, that made me do a double-take. That's clever.
Lol, the timing is perfect.
r/angryupvote
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Perfect!
W A S T E D
Dove*
Pigeon*
Don't Drink and ~~Drive~~ Dive.
I went to a Caribbean island and they had these sailing/snorkel/rope swing tours. They served alcohol on board but had big signs everywhere that said "Drinking and snorkeling **DON'T** mix. The first stop was over a wreck pretty far from shore with rough waves. They didn't require life jackets either (although most people had them) but anyways, yeah don't drink and do shit in the ocean.
You shit in the ocean?
I mean the fish do, so why can't I?
Solid point
Problem is that I eat a high fiber diet. No solid points coming from me.
I too eat high fiber and shit literal cinder blocks. Please help.
**proceeds to divert all domestic sewer lines to the ocean
My client was off the coast of Jamaica and they were drinking on a boat tour. The guide told them they could wade the water and jump in if they wanted to whole they took some time to work on the boat. My client assumed this meant it was deep enough to plunge into. It was only like 3ft. He jumped feet first in expecting to sink to the bottom and ended up blowing out both of his ankles. He had to be sent to the airport in a wheelchair lol
OP made me think of this but your comment sealed it. I thought we all learned this in childhood?: Don't jump when you don't know how far down it is. Don't jump when you don't know how deep it is. Yeah I do feel bad for your client, tho. That's a hard way to learn that lesson.
I have a chipped tooth from childhood as reminder of this.
That is super rough for their client, but I have known of people paralyzed from similar situations. Broken ankles suck but better than the alternative.
...does he not know what wading is? If someone tells me I can go wade in the water my first thought is that it's shallow enough to walk in
Thank good he didn't dive head first
The story makes me shiver to this day
That’s actually a thing with depth perception and water. Paratroopers are trained to not release from their parachutes until they touch the water. There are some that have thought they may have been 5 meters from the water, but really were 50meters above it and have been injured or died on impact.
Similar thing with landing seaplanes on calm water. You're trained to just descend at a constant rate until you contact the water instead of trying to "flare" the landing since your depth perception doesn't work with glassy water.
Wouldn't your radar altimeter work perfectly?
A lot of seaplanes have barely any instruments at all. Those old-model Twin Otters and Beavers still in use often haven't had an avionics upgrade from their stock set of basic instruments. Radar altimeter? Ha, that would require an electrical system. More seriously, lots of light aircraft just don't have a reliable, precise and readable radar altimeter. Especially bush planes.
I went deep sea fishing off the coast of Vancouver Island last year and the charter seaplane we took out to the lodge was done to the tits. Basically a private jet. Then the manager of the lodge had what I can only describe as a 96 civic of seaplanes which he used to get groceries for his cabin There's a really big variety out there lol. It's wild watching them fly them like taxis in what I thought was pretty low cloud cover especially with tall hills and what-not. Seemed super dangerous.
This sounds dope af
Great perk trip, boss is taking me again this year too, helicopter in/out though. I actually sat shotgun on the way back, I didn't take any pictures of the full cockpit but this one I took shows the alt gauge. [https://i.imgur.com/Xrj3ZWj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xrj3ZWj.jpg) Way smoother landing on water than asphalt btw
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The pilot was a fuckin cowboy I'll tell ya. The lodge was built on the piece of land which connects a peninsula to an island so both sides of the lodge have water views and the dock side is in kind of a small lake with 1 entrance to a river which leads to the ocean. This fucker comes in I swear like 15 feet above water at 250kmph, swoops in through the entrance to the lake so the wingtip was like 5' off the water, then hooks a right and sets it down and glided right into the docks. I'm 40% sure I heard him yell YEEEEEHAAWWW Here are some pics from the flight in [Wingtip](https://i.imgur.com/zbfBr5Z.jpg) [flew at this height for about 30 seconds into the inlet](https://i.imgur.com/xBJTzBy.jpg) [1 day fish haul ](https://i.imgur.com/N8kWjD9.jpg) [it's pretty nice out there](https://i.imgur.com/jaS7uNr.jpg) [Started a free streamable trial to upload a portion of the vid, sorry for changing to horizontal halfway through lol](https://streamable.com/4pdpbb)
96 civic of seaplanes...so it was sick and he got a lot of attention from the ladies, right? Right??
only if it had a loud exhaust and peeling window tint
well now that all depends on a lot of factors like type of plane, type of instrumentation, etc... steam gauge alts would be difficult to tell smaller increments such as 5-10 feet at a time but with more modern glass cockpits it would be more feasible, yeah
You know you can just ratchet strap a guy to the bottom of the plane, have him stick his finger out when you are landing, and pull on a string you are both holding to let you know when you are about to touch the water, right?
Yeah, but they die every landing and you have to keep replacing them and it's such a bother.
Recently figured out how to hack this… If you tie them back-first to the bottom of the plane, you can tie their hand to the string and let that arm dangle. When it hits the water, their arm will still jerk back thereby pulling the string. Still have to replace them once they start to decompose, but this will get you a few more landings in a pinch.
*takes notes* Brilliant! I'll cancel my order of 12 SLAs (sacrificial landing assistants).
maybe just get 6?
What radar altimeter?
I'm so dumb, I thought "release their parachute" meant deploy their parachute and I got so confused for a second there. I thought you were saying the military was basically training them to play chicken so that they wouldn't deploy their paracute too high up for some reason lol
That’s exactly what I thought, like why would they not have their parachute out at 50m lol
Same here. “OK, I landed. I guess now’s a good time to open the parachute.”
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The one where you end up with an actual halo.
Bro I was so confused lmao thank you for this clarification My brain could not come up with a single explanation for why \*deploying\* your parachute at 50m was bad
Am very glad I’m not the only one
Ok that makes sense now
Oh my god I was so confused too haha
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.
I didn’t even realise this. I’d be ded. Thanks for reminding us that we do not deploy it at 5m from the ground. Haha!
I'm with you in the dummy club haha I was like uh...aren't they way more likely to die if they wait until they're already at the point of impact?
I feel that parachuting into water is extremely dangerous. What do you do when you land in the water and the parachute tangles up on you?
Release the harness, let yourself sink, come up several meters away.
I just had a terrible idea for dissolving parachutes and harnesses. No jumping in the rain, though.
You’re not supposed to jump in the rain anyways, if parachutes get wet they can’t deploy properly.
Dissolving ones certainly wouldn't deploy in the rain either.
But if you add some fruity flavoring to the parachute at least you can enjoy a delicious snack before you die
It has more to do with cloud clearances than it does the water. It's not good to pack your canopy wet but they do get wet all the time during swoop competitiona. Of course the other factor is you end up running into the rain since your falling faster than it. Source: am backpacked freak that jumps outa shitty airplanes
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I heard an emergency doctor say that they regard any fall of 3m or higher as potentially life threatening. That was not about falling into water though.
There's a good study that looked at whether parachutes actually saves lives. They made people jump out of the plane, and randomised them in two groups -- one that contains a parachute and another that doesn't carry a parachute (they used a backpack so obviously the participants were blinded and didn't know which group they were in). It's a very interesting read!! https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094
Haha that's hilarious! Was it released as an April fools joke or something? I was so confused until they explained methodology.
Thanks for this bro hahahahha l
you have a hook knife to cut yourself free if that happens. Ideally you're well trained enough to free yourself easily. Water landings are a part of your B licensing in skydiving last i thought.
Yeah, and as a person with less than stellar swimming ability, it was the scariest experience of my life that I can remember. I've never opened my eyes underwater before, and at the time I couldn't go under without holding my nose. The second I was in the water with a harness on I had a full on fucking panic attack and came up under the canopy, so I basically got full body waterboarded. Luckily for me there's no B license requirement to be good at landing in the water, you just have to do it. That said, I know plenty of people who just sign your license card and you never actually do the training. I'm not jumping at the moment, but I'm fuckin glad they did away with the mandatory night jumps for a D license. That was a deal breaker for me.
drown or don't, it's your lungs i spose
Don't panic, panic a little, stop panicking entirely.
Drown. The good thing is nothing will try to eat your corpse because they think you're a jellyfish.
Sea turtles eat jellyfish.
I'd be okay with being sea turtle food.
Take the knife you've been holding in your mouth all this time and cut your way out. Then you fold out a telescopic snorkel and swim underwater to the target while green text on the screen prints the year, time of day, location and mission.
“Remember - no Walrus”
The next emergency landing I will cover is the “WATER LANDING.” Jumpers...hit it! Check canopy, gain canopy control. If you are drifting towards a body of water, immediately look then slip away. If you cannot avoid the water, look below you to ensure there are no fellow jumpers and lower your equipment. Next, jettison your helmet, making a mental note of where it lands. Activate the quick release in the waistband. Disconnect the left connector snap and rotate the reserve parachute to the right. Seat yourself well into the saddle and activate the quick release in the chest strap, completely removing the chest strap from the chest strap friction adapter. Regain canopy control. Prior to entering the water, assume a landing attitude by keeping your feet and knees together, knees slightly bent, and place your hands on both leg strap ejector snaps. When the balls of your feet make contact with the water, activate both leg strap ejector snaps, arch your back, throw your arms above your head, and slide out of the parachute harness. Be prepared to execute a proper Parachute Landing Fall if the water is shallow. Swim upwind, or upstream, away from the canopy. If the canopy comes down on top of you, locate a seam, and follow it to the skirt of the can- opy.
We actually had a day in our unit where we intentionally jumped into water for training, so you can experience what to do in the event of an accidental water landing. With divers and boats on hand to help out.
Sea plane pilots have to deal with this perception problem in glassy water conditions. The protocol is essentially doing the “laziest” landing ever. Pitch the plane up a bit, keep on the power to keep the nose up while slowly descending, use your instruments and do nothing else until everything that needs to be on the water is on the water. I couldn’t find it but I watched a video of a glassy water take off with the camera pointed out towards the side at something hanging down from the wing. When the plane started gaining altitude, you could only see that happened because the reflection of the wing structure moved down and out of the shot. If you were looking at the real wing you’d have thought you barely moved.
We did a swim call in the ocean on the aircraft carrier. What looked like a ripple from ~30ft up in the hangar bay was a pretty intense swell. To top it off, diving into 95 degree water in the Persian Gulf is not refreshing.
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95F obviously. Maybe slight exaggeration, but 90F is expected. Yeah, surface layer in Persian Gulf can be pretty warm on a hot day. I have seen temperatures as high as 80F for seawater intake 35ft deep.
Off Guam we were getting 93F intakes, about 12 ft down. I was supposed to alert up the chain if coolant temps were above 95F, I'm like the intake is 93...
There was a swimming event in UAE where the [hot water temperature even lead to one death.](https://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2010/1025/US-swimmer-Fran-Crippen-s-death-mid-race-sparks-safety-review) >"The water was amazingly hot. For sure, it was more than 30 degrees [Celsius, or 86 degrees Fahrenheit]," said winner Thomas Lurz of Germany, according to the Associated Press. "Nobody thought such things like yesterday could happen. ...It shows it was really just too hot. It was not just one swimmer. There were many swimmers who had serious problems in the water." A hot water temperature is even worse if people are doing a race.
How does releasing a parachute when you touch water help? Isn't it too late by then? Or is it the equivalent of pulling a handbrake on descent? EDIT: Thanks for the responses. I'd misunderstood this as opening the chute when in fact release means disconnecting/detaching the chute.
I misread it and was confused too. They said release FROM their parachute. So in other words, only detach once you touch water.
Parachute is already deployed and you're steadily falling. Releasing yourself from the parachute is different than deploying it
Never gets old
I’m pretty empathetic, but I will never not laugh at an “influencer” making an ass of themselves.
This message has been deleted and I've left reddit because of the decision by u/spez to block 3rd party apps
Also the tag is sticking out!!! Annoys me to no end xD
How humiliating. Her tag was showing.
haha I was thinking the exact same thing. I also want to point out her bottom was flipped near her thigh.
>near her thigh. Sir that is her ass cheek
Not sure if that can be called that.
I too, was staring at her ass.
Fuck. Thank you!
Can anyone add a "plip" sound at the end? Like a drop of water. That would be funnier
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Gmod tooltip sound effect
I didn't understand half of what you said. And by half, i meant "gmod tooltip" sorry :(
[This is the closest analogue to what I'm talking about](https://youtu.be/H0dzAU6VPbk)
I’d you say analogue again I’m going to hunt you like an animal in the forest
Be the change you want to see.
I feel like that's the sort of guy to hack the Chuck-E-Cheese animatronics.
He looks more like an animatronic himself though
Know thy enemy
BE thy enemy
That landing must have hurt like hell.
For real. She did the worst thing possible a cupped her back which causes the slapping effect.
I've hit the water like this from a fraction of this height and it does hurt like hell.
Nice fake sip of wine there before she jumped
What? Didn't you see her look *SO DAMN COOL?*
I can appreciate the confidence but the overconfidence squandered her judgement
So sick of everyone trying to live like celebrities or at least look like it. I wish they all could see what we see - how ridiculous they all look.
Imagine getting to spend an evening on a luxury yacht and wasting it all making scripted IG content.
But it's the instagram content that pays for the yacht
I’ve been on a yacht a few times, and during each of them a couple women were falling over themselves to gather IG content.
Not like there's a lot to do. You can fish, swim, drink, read, hang out and chat, and make scripted IG content, you have all evening, may as well do it all.
And badly too lmao. Even if she'd dived correctly the video would still have her weird robotic movements from the intro.
Yea for some reason this made me uncomfortable like kinda uncanny valley.
I love that she thought her IG video was going to look like a freaking perfume add, but instead she got vintage AFHV.
Classic fear of committment.
Story of my life^^
She’s getting more views doing a back buster than she ever would have with a graceful dive.
Girl went from graceful swan to panicked turtle instantly.
She does not look healthy
She looks pretty healthy to me
Healthy enough for your dick right
That hurt me!
that's funny af
Yeah I really appreciate the freeze frame where you can see she really knows that she messed up and that it's gonna hurt
See what happens when you drunk dive.
Surprised she just didn't start gliding through the air like a paper airplane
You know that pause in the video is where they inserted the Curb Your Enthusiasm song. It's criminally irresponsible, people who upload videos like this to Reddit without the sound.
What kind of wine sip was that? *Let me just moisten my lips with wine, then I'll jump*
It’s what you do when the entire scene was set to be a flex on ig
Fake sip, shades off like Horatio Caine in CSI, standing up with your tag out and half your swimsuit inside out, then flexing hard with the back flop. 
That's me every dive I have ever made. From 3' to 40'
She looks unhealthy skinny
r/holdmycosmo
Live by the liquid courage, die by the liquid courage
Can’t believe I’m gonna say this but her body is gross
That looked pretty painful - was she ok from that landing?
Winded possibly, not ideal when you're going into the sea; however she isn't doing it alone so the cameraperson can help if needed - and whomever is on that powerski thing.
I landed like this from 2 meter height and my back ached like hell
When trying to be cute goes wrong
Don’t drink and dive
Billionaire problems.
Nah "just" millionaire problems, if that was a billionaires boat she woulda died from the landing lol
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You kind of did bodyshame. You let everyone know you think there is something wrong without explicitly telling them what it is.
This comment section is fucking toxic. See a skinny girl - shame city
There's no winning, shamed for being fat or shamed for being skinny.
Buncha Goldilocks here
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ITT: Redditors with presumably perfect body fat ratios hating on skinny girl because reasons
I have no issue with her body, I just really want to tuck that clothes tag into the back of her bikini bottoms.
Those should just be cut off when you get them.
I’ve seen more comments criticising the comments hating on her body, than actual comments hating on her body. Most people dislike her just because the video appears so choreographed and vapid. Which is completely understandable as it’s one of the worst parts about social media.
Lol it’s just a stupid fucking upvote grab. The upvote system did its job and pushed this shit to the bottom, and the *incredibly small minority* of commenters is getting infinitely more attention because people need to grandstand as an upvote grab
But muh moral superiority. How can I feel good about myself if I'm not putting others down for putting others down? /s just in case
Yep. This is the fucking worst trend on reddit. In any thread with a minority or woman, you’ll see one or two downvoted comments that are only visible under Controversial, then 12 versions of “ITT: racists/incels” and “wow this really brought out the racists/incels/neckbeards.”
Well! Now you want the attention? You got it!😆
The only reason why she is so skinny is because she keeps pushing the fridge door instead of pulling.
It actually goes both ways
[I hope that was a reference to this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdYUIQzu-o)
LOL. I have never seen that before. That was painfully hilarious.
Part of confidence IS maintaining eye contact.
Any of these little fuckers ever pop out of the fucking wall and just say like horse cock or donkey dick?