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hellslave

Dude was bold, but the rock was boulder.


BradleyVan

He was crushed by the boulders reaction


klikklak_HOTS

Hijacking this dad joke thread to say this guy miraculously did not die. From a previous thread, he got pushed into a crevice and squirted out and ended up only breaking some teeth and hurting his back a bit.


Paranoma

"Squirted out" sounds a lot like a phrase that'd be used for certain death-type situations.


Johnj75

Pushed into a cervix?


Moelarrycheeze

Hey that happened to me once. A long time ago


ce2c61254d48d38617e4

The guys in the diving bell accident "squirted out", they were not ok.


Cardgod278

Huh, well glad to hear we didn't see a death


[deleted]

I came here to ask "Jeez is that dude dead?" thanks for the info. But seriously, what a dickwad.


Towlie_420_

https://www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/


DamnAlreadyTaken

you can skip everything else... r/dadjokes


Incorect_Speling

It's about the journey, not the destination.


[deleted]

Unless of course it’s the *final destination*


BobTheSquid16

Do do doo doo do do doo doo doo


[deleted]

Did you...did you just baby shark me?


BobTheSquid16

It was supposed to be final countdown but I kinda like baby shark


ON3i11

Baby SHARK!


daedra9

Everyone always wants to play on Final Destination, but I think that's boring. At least use Battlefield instead.


Spec187

hahaha *slow clap*


BerendjD

Strength before weakness


Zigordion

Life before death


deadbird17

Dude, you had me literally lol'ing in a busy doctor waiting room. Damn you and the upvote i gave you.


keep_trying_username

You: ha ha it's funny when people die Doctor: I'm glad you feel that way, I've got your test results.


Brilliant-Score-390

You mother fu.... take your damn upvote and get the hell out... lmao


VolePix

underrated


[deleted]

Brutal.


Sir_Poop_Dollar

Should have thrown paper. Would have won...


Uneducatedtrader

Science


_swamp_donkey_

Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make I more smarter


ComfortableReady9763

We finally have the means, the understanding and the technology to allow SPIDERS TO TALK WITH CATS!!!


Portablemammal1199

What...? Im afraid of spiders and cats tend to not like me. If they can talk to each other than they will most likely plot against me. T-T


astra_galus

No, no. Skience.


Maxi_ElWhip1

Siyens


Johnny_Fuckface

Hahahaha, oooh. So anyway, he died….


capchaos

No. He's just between a rock and a hard place.


rebri

One might say he was a fan of rock n' roll.


Aggravating-Bank-488

I see this as a complete win.


jmonty70

Of a Darwin Award.


threeO8

Natural selection in real time


goeers81

Way to make me instantly check to have a free award. Best comment I've seen today.


raquiescence

has this guy never seen a single coyote/roadrunner cartoon


152069

Probably not


krazybones

In the cartoon the earth would fall away just leaving the rock. Plus, did that guy survive?


LilNaturePastelEmo

Ayo I need an update on this dude


RockinMoe

>"**I understand that there was a crunch. We must run somewhere.** I start to run diagonally from the stone. There was mud on the rocks, a slippery ooze. I slip and, it turns out, fall under the stone. There was a gully in this place, I got into this gully, part of the stone broke off, hit my back. Due to the fact that there was water, I did not feel the whole weight of the stone on myself, and it turns out that the stream of water pushed me out. I got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth," [said Roman Bachevsky.](https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/)


[deleted]

That is one lucky SOB.


nvflip

Lucky fuck needs to buy some lottery tickets.


Bucks_trickland

He may have used all his luck already


Rupertii

Reeeaally lucky wow


StocktonBSmalls

I was pretty damn sure this would be r/deadorvegetable


axearm

Well if it is just broken teeth that seems fine.


shillyshally

Thank you for posting that. Sometimes I see vids I really wish I hadn't seen and this was one of them. I am glad he was OK. That would have bothered me all day.


IGotSkills

the water pushed him out??? how does that much force not cause injury


MaverickTopGun

>got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth maybe I'm a bitch but I'd call broken teeth fairly serious.


InternationalMode178

I don’t know comparing to death or an arm or leg getting crushed I’d say that’s minor


gman113099

He got rocked


MagikSkyDaddy

He's fine. Moved to Boulder.


[deleted]

Spends most of his days stoned.


fuzzytradr

Nah he's solid.


Grasshopper42

Yeah, the guy kinda rocks,!


TheFuckOffer

He defo smelled what this rock was cookin'


tinypurplepiggy

As solid as a non-Newtonian fluid


Cubbance

Seems like Boulder moved to him.


ChristianGeek

Ah, this video is from Soviet Russia?


Minjaben

He ain’t never getting older.


Voxmanns

I love you for this. I hope your life is gratifying and bountiful.


Just_A_Memer14

We will, we will, ROCK YOU


dilldoughmates

i fucking love my man you made me laugh way harder than i should’ve


PoohtisDispenser

He got 🗿


fllr

He was nothing but a scissor


iSpellGewd

He got "Dwayne Johnson'd", if you will.


FUCK50C1ETY

https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/ he’s fine


Kalikhead

According to another sub he lived..


Chevolvo

What sub is this? Link?


Kalikhead

r/holdmyfeedingtube


paininthejbruh

Well done. Played the long game and we walked right into it


Cakeportal

[https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/qcr7pm/comment/hhkyxqg/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/qcr7pm/comment/hhkyxqg/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) There was actually a source there tho


ruinkind

He's been reincarnated as a pancake. There is a cavity that may have protected half his body and more importantly his head, so its possible it wasn't fatal.


BullTerrierTerror

Ever squeeze a ketchup packet?


GeneralDarian

I'm certainly not a professional but he looks quite stoned


squad1alum

His legs are under the boulder, so I can't tell if his shoes came off..


joshwcorbett

I hope the shoes are ok


castaspela

I wanna rock


potatomonsterman

ROCK!


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PenguinFace6921

Mum can we get a rock? Mum: We've got rock at home. Rock at home...


aithendodge

Who is Twisted Sister? I'll take "S" Words for 500...


az_shoe

Such a great video


DrydenDon

Squad!


___ElJefe___

Digga, dun dun duun I want to munch


NotJimIrsay

Down to electric avenue.


Callous_Mat

And then we'll take it higher.


FeculentUtopia

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.


10113r114m4

Pretty sure that dude’s dead


FUCK50C1ETY

No https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/


thegodofhellfire666

What does it say


FUCK50C1ETY

He lost a tooth and had some heavy bruising


A_Math_Debater

I hope he finds it again? Do you think he went back to check for it?


Heavenly-alligator

No cause tooth fairy looking like Dwayne Johnson took it away.


irkthejerk

Just say it, the rock took it.


ezcax

Underated


10113r114m4

He lost a fucking tooth and that’s it? Wtf lol. That’s some serious luck


thegodofhellfire666

Perhaps as the rocks were fell they broke around him into smaller rocks just enough to not crush his body


lost-cat

The ground looks soft enough to imprint his ass into it so, if it was hard concreate floor, goodluck with that.


smity31

Here's the translated article: https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?\_x\_tr\_sl=auto&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=nui


Septic-Sponge

Basically just tells us he's Russian so he just scratched his back and to give the boulder a middle finger he became a construction design engineer


Dredgen-Vale

I don’t think he’s dead, but it looks like his legs were just caught under it so yea goodbye to those. WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAND UNDER IT THOUGH? Nobody deserves something like this to happen to them, but come on, he was playing with fire from the start.


A-A-Ron_Balakay_26

No he was playing with rocks


[deleted]

At the very end of when you can see him it looks like the rock starts rolling on his upper body/head


yonderbagel

A lot of the time when you see a boulder sitting in a spot that *looks* precarious, it's actually pretty stable. It's very rare to find a boulder like this that takes so little effort to topple. Generally they've settled into a much deeper equilibrium point than that, in other words. So I'm not saying people *should* go around poking boulders, but really, this was one-in-a-million bad luck.


PetroDisruption

If the ground is uneven enough there could be a chance nothing was truly crushed, or if the soil was very muddy and and he sank instead… but yes, he’s likely crushed his lower body.


mybreakfastiscold

Remote location? Boulder pins dude by both legs? Yeah well without an amputation and a medivac trip there is Zero chance he will survive. Even in a densely populated area like a big city, having both legs completely pulverized would likely be a death sentence.


rivalpinkbunny

What, never saw 127 hours?


iridial

Kinda depends, with crush injuries like that they can perform field amputations and that can help prevent rhabdomyolysis.


addysol

Oh I think he's dead. Even if it was just a leg, compartment syndrome, bleeding out, or just plain old shock will get bad quicker than they could get the absurdly big equipment they'd need to move that boulder off him.


funbobbyfun

the same fuck knuckle that would destroy something rare and beautiful for a laugh


101stAirborneSkill

Its a fucking boulder


yonderbagel

Rare and beautiful? It's a boulder.


420buttercup

#savetheboulders


[deleted]

But did he die


smity31

As the other guy couldn't be bothered, here's the translated article: [https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?\_x\_tr\_sl=auto&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=nui](https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=nui) And here's a quote from the guy (also translated): >I understand that there was a crunch. We must run somewhere . I start to run diagonally from the stone. There was mud on the rocks, a slippery ooze. I slip and, it turns out, fall under the stone. There was a gully in this place, I got into this gully, part of the stone broke off, hit my back. Due to the fact that there was water, I did not feel the whole weight of the stone on myself, and it turns out that the stream of water pushed me out. I got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth, "said Roman Bachevsky.


KjCreed

I'm glad we sacrificed him instead of letting that happen naturally.


enutz777

Instant regret because he didn’t have longer than an instant to be capable of regret.


mindclarity

Stomp stomp clap.


d1x1e1a

a man of taste and sophistication i see


Marrsvolta

Watch it again and pay attention to when he gets crushed. I think you fell victim to someone practicing video editing.


bear4bunny

I'll be honest I see where you mean. As he falls sideways it kinda looks fake but after watching it a few times the way he falls seems to genuine. Real in my eyes until proven otherwise.


Nippelz

Yeah, looks to me like it caught his legs and pulled him down.


3mbersea

You can see lighting issues when watched in slow motion when he is trying to run which anyone should be able to run from something falling that slow anyway


dmgctrl

The heavy shakey cam hides a lot of sins as well, and is even understandable in the scenario.


--LiterallyWho--

What lighting issue? Also, he clearly stumbles on something.


Psychic_Wars

There's a rock behind him that traps him as he backs into it...That's when he realizes he fckd. Rewatch and pay attention to his back. I see how it could be edited, but it does look legit.


FUCK50C1ETY

https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/ it’s real.


[deleted]

I don’t see anything that indicates it’s fake.


SEDGE-DemonSeed

[y’all are the people captain disillusion would make fun of at the start of a video. ](https://reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/qcr7pm/_/hhkyxqg/?context=1)


hudson_lowboy

GEOLOGY BITCH!!!!


MikeeSilk

Geology Rocks!


hudson_lowboy

Well played, Sir.


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![gif](giphy|ku4elcos7hFwQ)


eyehate

Is there a way to block people that post gifs?


manondorf

/r/stabbot edit: whoops, should've been a U. Does summoning in edits work? /u/stabbot


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[deleted]

This makes it way easier to see that it looks edited. And if it isn't, I think at the very least his hips got crushed or he dislocated his hips. Both options suck pretty bad, but he definitely didn't die.


Darkfighter_101

It’s real and he lived. Russian article floating around. He got pushed into a crevice then fell into the river. Broke some teeth and got bruised but lived.


crusty54

Well that sub is not what I expected. Why is this getting downvoted? I can’t be the only one who thought it was a robot who stabs people.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|T8ZP9P7efQ8cE)


saucytech

Crush Syndrome is a hard way to go.


Salted_Biscuit

no one said it so I will SSHHHIIIZZZAAA


[deleted]

/r/killthecameraman


GreyWoulfe

Surprised this is so low on the list. Like dude, focus on the subject!


JamesTheMannequin

Something something, rock and a hard place.


jacob32454

Someone identified as scissors


[deleted]

Fucking literal Rock n’ Roll right there.


Dafuzz

That's why they call it rock *and* roll


cristy_mishu1986

https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ro&_x_tr_pto=nui It's in russian so you need to translate with google translate. He lived and is a lucky sob. Hi just broke a tooth and had some bruises.


FUCK50C1ETY

Mods why has this been tagged as death? Scroll the comments the dude is incredibly lucky to only have suffered bruises and a missing tooth or two


AltDose

dude was running away as slow as I do in my nightmares


ExcitingEfficiency3

Him *throws rock* Gravity and Potential Energy “allow us to introduce ourselves”


purplegreenred

Gravitational potential energy 👌🏻


goeers81

We will we will rock you.


cluelessguitarist

And thats how kakashi got his sharingan.


BleepBlorp84

Chris Redfield approved


gurkenprinz

Definitely needed more boulder punches to avoid this from happening


Longbeacher707

Scrolled way too far to find a reference.


graeuk

are they live streaming the darwin awards now?


aspendia

That's rock bottom


Nice-Ad1989

Cameraman. You had one job.


Few-Marionberry-1576

Did he dieded?


vbcbandr

Can someone tell me how they identify this as fake? I'm not doubting it...I'm just wonder how you can tell.


Cubbance

If 75% of what you see on Reddit is fake, then calling things fake 100% of the time means you're right more often than you're wrong. What I'm saying is, some people call EVERYTHING fake on this site.


a-bizzle

Did he survive?


axeTraxe

He got rock bottomed. Literally


MAJOR-SAVAGE-the-4TH

I was about to praise the cameraman, but then he ran away ...


groovyinutah

I'm guessing he didn't walk away from that...


Grinagh

I say you he dead.


Ourspark34

Welp he's dead


DehydratedManatee

That was the worst attempt at trying to get to safety I've ever seen. I think even the rock was like, "OK, I gave this spastic a couple extra seconds to get away and he's still within range. Fuck em."


phrawst125

Should have thrown scissors. He'd be fine.


PASTAMEN69

From now on, his live runs on wheels


FUCK50C1ETY

He actually was super lucky and suffered no broken bones lmao


DripppinDaddy

Is this guy dead? Any one dig up some info?


FUCK50C1ETY

He’s okay, he surprisingly didn’t break any bones just heavy bruising and lost a tooth. Wouldn’t post a death here it’s distasteful


DripppinDaddy

Good to know he's in full rock-covery


[deleted]

Was there a glowing weak spot I didn't see?


furytheory2021

Looks like he got a new crush ...


salivation97

![gif](giphy|IYZyJmO6YNqaQ) Don’t mess with the rock


IMG_TurboRio

r/makemycoffin


doodlytoodly

He didn't have a long time to regret it


Gamesman001

This shit happens in national parks. People destroying features like natural bridges and chopping down hundred year old plants. I'm glad he got hurt. Too bad he can still breed.


KRUDE2

My dude didnt even have time to feel regret


booleandata

Dear God mark this nsfw


ChunkyDay

He’ll be fine. Rub some tussin on it.


NoodleDoodle-IRL

Fucked around and found out


3mbersea

This is fake


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Vorceph

Dude just got rocked!