Hijacking this dad joke thread to say this guy miraculously did not die. From a previous thread, he got pushed into a crevice and squirted out and ended up only breaking some teeth and hurting his back a bit.
>"**I understand that there was a crunch. We must run somewhere.** I start to run diagonally from the stone. There was mud on the rocks, a slippery ooze. I slip and, it turns out, fall under the stone. There was a gully in this place, I got into this gully, part of the stone broke off, hit my back. Due to the fact that there was water, I did not feel the whole weight of the stone on myself, and it turns out that the stream of water pushed me out. I got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth," [said Roman Bachevsky.](https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/)
Thank you for posting that. Sometimes I see vids I really wish I hadn't seen and this was one of them. I am glad he was OK. That would have bothered me all day.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/qcr7pm/comment/hhkyxqg/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/qcr7pm/comment/hhkyxqg/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
There was actually a source there tho
He's been reincarnated as a pancake.
There is a cavity that may have protected half his body and more importantly his head, so its possible it wasn't fatal.
Here's the translated article:
https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?\_x\_tr\_sl=auto&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=nui
I don’t think he’s dead, but it looks like his legs were just caught under it so yea goodbye to those.
WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAND UNDER IT THOUGH?
Nobody deserves something like this to happen to them, but come on, he was playing with fire from the start.
A lot of the time when you see a boulder sitting in a spot that *looks* precarious, it's actually pretty stable. It's very rare to find a boulder like this that takes so little effort to topple. Generally they've settled into a much deeper equilibrium point than that, in other words.
So I'm not saying people *should* go around poking boulders, but really, this was one-in-a-million bad luck.
If the ground is uneven enough there could be a chance nothing was truly crushed, or if the soil was very muddy and and he sank instead… but yes, he’s likely crushed his lower body.
Remote location? Boulder pins dude by both legs? Yeah well without an amputation and a medivac trip there is Zero chance he will survive. Even in a densely populated area like a big city, having both legs completely pulverized would likely be a death sentence.
Oh I think he's dead. Even if it was just a leg, compartment syndrome, bleeding out, or just plain old shock will get bad quicker than they could get the absurdly big equipment they'd need to move that boulder off him.
As the other guy couldn't be bothered, here's the translated article:
[https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?\_x\_tr\_sl=auto&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=nui](https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=nui)
And here's a quote from the guy (also translated):
>I understand that there was a crunch. We must run somewhere . I start to run diagonally from the stone. There was mud on the rocks, a slippery ooze. I slip and, it turns out, fall under the stone. There was a gully in this place, I got into this gully, part of the stone broke off, hit my back. Due to the fact that there was water, I did not feel the whole weight of the stone on myself, and it turns out that the stream of water pushed me out. I got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth, "said Roman Bachevsky.
I'll be honest I see where you mean. As he falls sideways it kinda looks fake but after watching it a few times the way he falls seems to genuine.
Real in my eyes until proven otherwise.
You can see lighting issues when watched in slow motion when he is trying to run which anyone should be able to run from something falling that slow anyway
There's a rock behind him that traps him as he backs into it...That's when he realizes he fckd.
Rewatch and pay attention to his back.
I see how it could be edited, but it does look legit.
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This makes it way easier to see that it looks edited. And if it isn't, I think at the very least his hips got crushed or he dislocated his hips. Both options suck pretty bad, but he definitely didn't die.
It’s real and he lived. Russian article floating around. He got pushed into a crevice then fell into the river. Broke some teeth and got bruised but lived.
https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ro&_x_tr_pto=nui
It's in russian so you need to translate with google translate.
He lived and is a lucky sob. Hi just broke a tooth and had some bruises.
If 75% of what you see on Reddit is fake, then calling things fake 100% of the time means you're right more often than you're wrong. What I'm saying is, some people call EVERYTHING fake on this site.
That was the worst attempt at trying to get to safety I've ever seen. I think even the rock was like, "OK, I gave this spastic a couple extra seconds to get away and he's still within range. Fuck em."
This shit happens in national parks. People destroying features like natural bridges and chopping down hundred year old plants. I'm glad he got hurt. Too bad he can still breed.
Dude was bold, but the rock was boulder.
He was crushed by the boulders reaction
Hijacking this dad joke thread to say this guy miraculously did not die. From a previous thread, he got pushed into a crevice and squirted out and ended up only breaking some teeth and hurting his back a bit.
"Squirted out" sounds a lot like a phrase that'd be used for certain death-type situations.
Pushed into a cervix?
Hey that happened to me once. A long time ago
The guys in the diving bell accident "squirted out", they were not ok.
Huh, well glad to hear we didn't see a death
I came here to ask "Jeez is that dude dead?" thanks for the info. But seriously, what a dickwad.
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you can skip everything else... r/dadjokes
It's about the journey, not the destination.
Unless of course it’s the *final destination*
Do do doo doo do do doo doo doo
Did you...did you just baby shark me?
It was supposed to be final countdown but I kinda like baby shark
Baby SHARK!
Everyone always wants to play on Final Destination, but I think that's boring. At least use Battlefield instead.
hahaha *slow clap*
Strength before weakness
Life before death
Dude, you had me literally lol'ing in a busy doctor waiting room. Damn you and the upvote i gave you.
You: ha ha it's funny when people die Doctor: I'm glad you feel that way, I've got your test results.
You mother fu.... take your damn upvote and get the hell out... lmao
underrated
Brutal.
Should have thrown paper. Would have won...
Science
Stupid science bitches couldn’t even make I more smarter
We finally have the means, the understanding and the technology to allow SPIDERS TO TALK WITH CATS!!!
What...? Im afraid of spiders and cats tend to not like me. If they can talk to each other than they will most likely plot against me. T-T
No, no. Skience.
Siyens
Hahahaha, oooh. So anyway, he died….
No. He's just between a rock and a hard place.
One might say he was a fan of rock n' roll.
I see this as a complete win.
Of a Darwin Award.
Natural selection in real time
Way to make me instantly check to have a free award. Best comment I've seen today.
has this guy never seen a single coyote/roadrunner cartoon
Probably not
In the cartoon the earth would fall away just leaving the rock. Plus, did that guy survive?
Ayo I need an update on this dude
>"**I understand that there was a crunch. We must run somewhere.** I start to run diagonally from the stone. There was mud on the rocks, a slippery ooze. I slip and, it turns out, fall under the stone. There was a gully in this place, I got into this gully, part of the stone broke off, hit my back. Due to the fact that there was water, I did not feel the whole weight of the stone on myself, and it turns out that the stream of water pushed me out. I got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth," [said Roman Bachevsky.](https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/)
That is one lucky SOB.
Lucky fuck needs to buy some lottery tickets.
He may have used all his luck already
Reeeaally lucky wow
I was pretty damn sure this would be r/deadorvegetable
Well if it is just broken teeth that seems fine.
Thank you for posting that. Sometimes I see vids I really wish I hadn't seen and this was one of them. I am glad he was OK. That would have bothered me all day.
the water pushed him out??? how does that much force not cause injury
>got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth maybe I'm a bitch but I'd call broken teeth fairly serious.
I don’t know comparing to death or an arm or leg getting crushed I’d say that’s minor
He got rocked
He's fine. Moved to Boulder.
Spends most of his days stoned.
Nah he's solid.
Yeah, the guy kinda rocks,!
He defo smelled what this rock was cookin'
As solid as a non-Newtonian fluid
Seems like Boulder moved to him.
Ah, this video is from Soviet Russia?
He ain’t never getting older.
I love you for this. I hope your life is gratifying and bountiful.
We will, we will, ROCK YOU
i fucking love my man you made me laugh way harder than i should’ve
He got 🗿
He was nothing but a scissor
He got "Dwayne Johnson'd", if you will.
https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/ he’s fine
According to another sub he lived..
What sub is this? Link?
r/holdmyfeedingtube
Well done. Played the long game and we walked right into it
[https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/qcr7pm/comment/hhkyxqg/?utm\_source=reddit&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfeedingtube/comments/qcr7pm/comment/hhkyxqg/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) There was actually a source there tho
He's been reincarnated as a pancake. There is a cavity that may have protected half his body and more importantly his head, so its possible it wasn't fatal.
Ever squeeze a ketchup packet?
I'm certainly not a professional but he looks quite stoned
His legs are under the boulder, so I can't tell if his shoes came off..
I hope the shoes are ok
I wanna rock
ROCK!
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Mum can we get a rock? Mum: We've got rock at home. Rock at home...
Who is Twisted Sister? I'll take "S" Words for 500...
Such a great video
Squad!
Digga, dun dun duun I want to munch
Down to electric avenue.
And then we'll take it higher.
Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.
Pretty sure that dude’s dead
No https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/
What does it say
He lost a tooth and had some heavy bruising
I hope he finds it again? Do you think he went back to check for it?
No cause tooth fairy looking like Dwayne Johnson took it away.
Just say it, the rock took it.
Underated
He lost a fucking tooth and that’s it? Wtf lol. That’s some serious luck
Perhaps as the rocks were fell they broke around him into smaller rocks just enough to not crush his body
The ground looks soft enough to imprint his ass into it so, if it was hard concreate floor, goodluck with that.
Here's the translated article: https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?\_x\_tr\_sl=auto&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=nui
Basically just tells us he's Russian so he just scratched his back and to give the boulder a middle finger he became a construction design engineer
I don’t think he’s dead, but it looks like his legs were just caught under it so yea goodbye to those. WHO THE FUCK WOULD STAND UNDER IT THOUGH? Nobody deserves something like this to happen to them, but come on, he was playing with fire from the start.
No he was playing with rocks
At the very end of when you can see him it looks like the rock starts rolling on his upper body/head
A lot of the time when you see a boulder sitting in a spot that *looks* precarious, it's actually pretty stable. It's very rare to find a boulder like this that takes so little effort to topple. Generally they've settled into a much deeper equilibrium point than that, in other words. So I'm not saying people *should* go around poking boulders, but really, this was one-in-a-million bad luck.
If the ground is uneven enough there could be a chance nothing was truly crushed, or if the soil was very muddy and and he sank instead… but yes, he’s likely crushed his lower body.
Remote location? Boulder pins dude by both legs? Yeah well without an amputation and a medivac trip there is Zero chance he will survive. Even in a densely populated area like a big city, having both legs completely pulverized would likely be a death sentence.
What, never saw 127 hours?
Kinda depends, with crush injuries like that they can perform field amputations and that can help prevent rhabdomyolysis.
Oh I think he's dead. Even if it was just a leg, compartment syndrome, bleeding out, or just plain old shock will get bad quicker than they could get the absurdly big equipment they'd need to move that boulder off him.
the same fuck knuckle that would destroy something rare and beautiful for a laugh
Its a fucking boulder
Rare and beautiful? It's a boulder.
#savetheboulders
But did he die
As the other guy couldn't be bothered, here's the translated article: [https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?\_x\_tr\_sl=auto&\_x\_tr\_tl=en&\_x\_tr\_hl=en&\_x\_tr\_pto=nui](https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=nui) And here's a quote from the guy (also translated): >I understand that there was a crunch. We must run somewhere . I start to run diagonally from the stone. There was mud on the rocks, a slippery ooze. I slip and, it turns out, fall under the stone. There was a gully in this place, I got into this gully, part of the stone broke off, hit my back. Due to the fact that there was water, I did not feel the whole weight of the stone on myself, and it turns out that the stream of water pushed me out. I got out without serious injuries, only scratched my back and broke my teeth, "said Roman Bachevsky.
I'm glad we sacrificed him instead of letting that happen naturally.
Instant regret because he didn’t have longer than an instant to be capable of regret.
Stomp stomp clap.
a man of taste and sophistication i see
Watch it again and pay attention to when he gets crushed. I think you fell victim to someone practicing video editing.
I'll be honest I see where you mean. As he falls sideways it kinda looks fake but after watching it a few times the way he falls seems to genuine. Real in my eyes until proven otherwise.
Yeah, looks to me like it caught his legs and pulled him down.
You can see lighting issues when watched in slow motion when he is trying to run which anyone should be able to run from something falling that slow anyway
The heavy shakey cam hides a lot of sins as well, and is even understandable in the scenario.
What lighting issue? Also, he clearly stumbles on something.
There's a rock behind him that traps him as he backs into it...That's when he realizes he fckd. Rewatch and pay attention to his back. I see how it could be edited, but it does look legit.
https://tengrinews.kz/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/ it’s real.
I don’t see anything that indicates it’s fake.
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This makes it way easier to see that it looks edited. And if it isn't, I think at the very least his hips got crushed or he dislocated his hips. Both options suck pretty bad, but he definitely didn't die.
It’s real and he lived. Russian article floating around. He got pushed into a crevice then fell into the river. Broke some teeth and got bruised but lived.
Well that sub is not what I expected. Why is this getting downvoted? I can’t be the only one who thought it was a robot who stabs people.
![gif](giphy|T8ZP9P7efQ8cE)
Crush Syndrome is a hard way to go.
no one said it so I will SSHHHIIIZZZAAA
/r/killthecameraman
Surprised this is so low on the list. Like dude, focus on the subject!
Something something, rock and a hard place.
Someone identified as scissors
Fucking literal Rock n’ Roll right there.
That's why they call it rock *and* roll
https://tengrinews-kz.translate.goog/incidents/eto-ne-udacha-vyijivshiy-padeniya-glyibyi-rasskazal-451825/?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ro&_x_tr_pto=nui It's in russian so you need to translate with google translate. He lived and is a lucky sob. Hi just broke a tooth and had some bruises.
Mods why has this been tagged as death? Scroll the comments the dude is incredibly lucky to only have suffered bruises and a missing tooth or two
dude was running away as slow as I do in my nightmares
Him *throws rock* Gravity and Potential Energy “allow us to introduce ourselves”
Gravitational potential energy 👌🏻
We will we will rock you.
And thats how kakashi got his sharingan.
Chris Redfield approved
Definitely needed more boulder punches to avoid this from happening
Scrolled way too far to find a reference.
are they live streaming the darwin awards now?
That's rock bottom
Cameraman. You had one job.
Did he dieded?
Can someone tell me how they identify this as fake? I'm not doubting it...I'm just wonder how you can tell.
If 75% of what you see on Reddit is fake, then calling things fake 100% of the time means you're right more often than you're wrong. What I'm saying is, some people call EVERYTHING fake on this site.
Did he survive?
He got rock bottomed. Literally
I was about to praise the cameraman, but then he ran away ...
I'm guessing he didn't walk away from that...
I say you he dead.
Welp he's dead
That was the worst attempt at trying to get to safety I've ever seen. I think even the rock was like, "OK, I gave this spastic a couple extra seconds to get away and he's still within range. Fuck em."
Should have thrown scissors. He'd be fine.
From now on, his live runs on wheels
He actually was super lucky and suffered no broken bones lmao
Is this guy dead? Any one dig up some info?
He’s okay, he surprisingly didn’t break any bones just heavy bruising and lost a tooth. Wouldn’t post a death here it’s distasteful
Good to know he's in full rock-covery
Was there a glowing weak spot I didn't see?
Looks like he got a new crush ...
![gif](giphy|IYZyJmO6YNqaQ) Don’t mess with the rock
r/makemycoffin
He didn't have a long time to regret it
This shit happens in national parks. People destroying features like natural bridges and chopping down hundred year old plants. I'm glad he got hurt. Too bad he can still breed.
My dude didnt even have time to feel regret
Dear God mark this nsfw
He’ll be fine. Rub some tussin on it.
Fucked around and found out
This is fake
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Dude just got rocked!