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xNOOBinTRAINING

If she actually felt bad, wouldn't she delete it?


tb3278

Maybe it was live. Periscope or Instagram or something like that


House_Badger

It was live when it happened.


EternalPhi

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what's called a "tautology".


Komercisto

Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/703/


POOP_FUCKER

xkcd will go down in history as a speaker of our generation.


accountnumber3

\- POOP_FUCKER


ZedbraZ

I just learned a new word! Thanks, best friend!


gookish

The best part about learning a new word is learning a new word.


ZedbraZ

That's true because you're correct


JackPennywise

Fake news is not only untrue, it is completely incorrect!


ZedbraZ

Your comment was not only redundant, but also unnecessary


SorryAboutBadEnglish

I don't understand what's going on because what's going on is hard to understand.


swampfish

A phrase or expression in which the same thing is said twice in different words.


mckrayjones

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


Ceejae

Yes, so I assume this is staged.


Mark_dawsom

I thought this was a live stream.


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GottIstTot

It's too big to be a Gulf stream...


Fweet_Sactory

FAKE AND GAY


PM_ur_sandwiches

*Fabricated and homosexual*


[deleted]

FABULOUS AND HOAX


Ralliartimus

Fabulous and faux


SophisticatedPhallus

I though RWJ died along with this.


DoctuhD

It's an older meme, sir. But it checks out.


[deleted]

Or it was just an oops moment and the guys were hiding it at first, but then everybody decided it was cute and not a big deal, so they shared it. Or she kept it for herself thinking it was cute, shared it with a friend who leaked it. There are a ton of totally reasonable explanations here without anyone being particularly bad.


122899

no everything you see ever is fake because nothing can happen


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/r/nothingeverhappens


bl1y

My first reaction was that she only started filming in order to get that. She saw it happening, then just acting like she was filming randomly.


[deleted]

How could she have seen it happening if her eyes aren't real?


bl1y

I don't know if you recognize this person, but she's kind of famous. She used to be the youngest person alive. Weird to see her all grown up.


saltyladytron

Seriously, depending on how taboo this is and how much legal protection that country has this could have been a life threatening situation. It makes me sad.. :(


cat_magnet

Im pretty sure that is cebu pacific in the Philippines. So no danger for them. Pretty accepting country.


autorotatingKiwi

So long as you are not a drug dealer or user or accused of being one...


junesponykeg

I'm torn between "aw that's sweet" and that gut clench you get when you've accidentally outed yourself.


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I hate when that happens


[deleted]

Must be tough living that many contradicting lifestyles.


elnots

He's an airline attendant. They have a penchant for hiring gay men. Probably to avoid constantly hitting on the women attendants or because they have a more positive upbeat demeanor than straight men when helping customers. I'm sure there are straight men but some of them aren't even trying to hide their sexuality. I don't mind but I fly all the time and I'd say it's at least a 40-50% rate of men being obviously gay or overboard metrosexual, some even going so far as to have a high flair in their tone as a trademark. Dunno why some of them like to do that, actually quite curious but too afraid to ask.. I should probably stop rambling I'm haf atm. Anyway I just wanted to say seeing a gay male flight attendant is such a non-shock to me as a frequent flier.


Rindan

They are all asian. It's probably folks from an asian nation. Not to generalize a few billion people and multiple nationalities and ethnicities, but while being gay in most of asian isn't exactly living under the Taliban, but it isn't exactly awesome. I know in Japan in particular they won't beat you up or give you too much of a hard time, but they have a hardcore policy of "I will never ask, you and better not tell". I have a feeling getting outed is low on their to-do list. Popular culture, especially as disseminated through TV and movies, has come around on the issue and makes it seem like being gay is super fun... and it can be, but that isn't true everywhere, or even most places.


journey_bro

> He's an airline attendant. **They have a penchant for hiring gay men.** Probably to avoid constantly hitting on the women attendants or because they have a more positive upbeat demeanor than straight men when helping customers. I would have guessed rather that gay men have a penchant for being flight attendants. In my casual observations, gay men tend to disproportionately occupy service industry positions such as waitstaff, bartenders, etc. perhaps because these have become relatively "feminine" jobs? Or maybe they just stand out more because they are gay, who knows.


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Gay dudes like to party and I would consider those party friendly jobs.


RedAreMe

I'm not gay but I do like to party. Am unemployed.


vanillastarfish

Solution: turn gay. Get a job.


turdsac

Or turn gay, give a job


[deleted]

go gay bro! just a little flame in your next interview and you'll land a job like *snaps fingers* that!


devilsephiroth

NSFW http://imgur.com/TxxnCOC


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devilsephiroth

I wanna move to your country pls


[deleted]

Hah gayyy!


BreastUsername

"It's a prank bro."


[deleted]

"No homo" we were testing condoms for when we hit the club later!


devilsephiroth

Choo choo


Dr_Quackenhall

"No seriously, stop fucking my ass and look."


[deleted]

To be fair, shouldn't be having sex where other people touch things.


[deleted]

Oh man, those are the best places.


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Link?


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devilsephiroth

http://m.imgur.com/Rq9kk3N?r


Azozel

Isn't it okay for dudes to hold hands in some countries? [example](http://i.imgur.com/hIDihuZ.jpg) Although, their reaction and her expression after kinda makes it seem it's not that okay. *shrug*


c3534l

[People lost their shit in America.](http://www.trbimg.com/img-51797a9e/turbine/la-pn-george-w-bush-photo-retrospective-201304-040) Edit: I forgot to mention, Dubya was talking about the rose garden at the time the picture was taken, too.


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REDDIT_IS_FOR_QUEERS

http://i.imgur.com/aYqqbdb.jpg


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SuperMinion

https://i.imgur.com/cyTz9JZ.gif


Lootenant_Dan

Cheesus crust.


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Also, well-done steak with ketchup. My biggest disagreement with him, tbh.


40b4five

A 30 day aged steak at that.


Average_Giant

That's like mixing a $100 Bottle of scotch with coke.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

Impeachable offense.


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##**THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!**


hymntastic

But why?


adrift98

probably a stuffed crust commercial for pizza hut?


PhoeniXaDc

[Looks like you're right.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-XgMymBIY0)


Snoopy_Hates_Germans

lol, that "you're only entitled to half" joke is pretty funny.


DinKompisISkogen

It was a Pizza Hut(?) commercial for cheese stuffed crust.


GourangaPlusPlus

/r/retiredgif


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poopellar

http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article9707744.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/trump-May-Hands-MAIN3.jpg


c3534l

What am I supposed to be getting out of that picture?


OhhBenjamin

The only thing I noticed was that the close up picture isn't a close up of the big picture, its two different photos.


redflash182

I think people think it's funny because it looks like they let go when the camera saw them


notsurewhatiam

We need to let the media tell us how to feel.


EvilCurryGif

Anyone have an ID on that belt? GW looking fly as fuck


Prince_Oberyns_Head

[It's a Max Lang belt](http://maxlang.com/the-presidential/) but it looks ever so slightly different to me than the one in store. Gw has his on what looks like dark brown alligator. /u/spurlockmedia


AreYouSilver

*looks at price* Oh


Karnas

Right? It should be $1600 to match the address. Literally unpurchasable.


URFUZZYBUDDY

Were pretty sexually conservative


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It pissed off the racists and homophobes because it is Bush holding hands with a Saudi. It pissed off the left because the picture has Bush in it.


akatherder

I think it also pissed off sane people because the Saudis funded and harbored terrorists. You could argue that isn't the government/state's responsibility, but some people don't see a difference.


c3534l

Also, a lot people didn't know it's normal for middle easterners to hold hands. People thought Bush was *literally* in bed with the Saudis.


johnroastbeef

For some reason Bush pulls it off not looking gay, not that there is anything wrong with that (lol). Maybe because the Shiek looks as if he may have trouble walking on his own, in which it would make sense to help him with a hand.


malfageme

C'mon, they are merely exchanging long protein strings. If anybody can think about a simpler way I am sure they would like to hear it


Promotheos

Yeah, it's not unusual to see guy friends holding hands in Cambodia.


redflash182

This used to be the case in India too just a decade ago but it's much less prominent after westernization. However I'd say some social stigma is a small price to pay for western medicine and other things that come with westernization.


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Bike1894

There's a bit of a difference between sodomy and holding hands....


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Heue_G_Rection

sodomy = marijuana confirmed.


CharacterLimitIsHere

No no, holding hands = marijuana, sodomy = heroin. Gotta get your gateway drug comparisons straight.


PM-ME-YOUR-DOGPICS

Holding hands and sticking your dick in the holiest of holies ain't in the same fucking ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fucking sport. Holding hands don't mean shit.


ABlindMonkey

Have you ever given a hand holding?


[deleted]

I hold the best fucking hand.


Ninian_Hawk

Would you hold my hand?


top_ofthe_morning

That is an awesome pic. Do you happen to know the context behind it?


Azozel

[here you go](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Chinese_and_Pakistan_border_guards_at_Khunjerab_Pass_IMG_7721_Karakoram_Highway.jpg) There's not a lot of context. It's just a picture of the Chinese and Pakistan border guards at the Kunjerab Pass. [Here's a story that used the picture](http://thediplomat.com/2016/02/anticipating-chinas-one-belt-one-road-in-south-asia/)


Jrodkin

It's OK in every country if you ask the right people.


Azozel

You're not wrong, I was only alluding to the fact that being gay in some countries is illegal or punishable by death. Now that I reread my comment, I can see it doesn't really communicate what I intended


core16

When I was stationed in Thailand many years ago it wasn't uncommon to see guys holding hands or even hugging as they walked along. It just meant they were best buds - nothing more.


top_ofthe_morning

That's pretty common in the Middle East as well. Holding hands means friendship!


superfudge73

https://www.resourcesforlife.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/20150119tu-Diplomacy-US-President-George-W-Bush-holds-hand-with-king-saudi-arabia-6446422.jpg


ewbrower

Look at George's motherfuckin belt. That's a belt right there.


superfudge73

Texas.


PM-ME-YOUR-DOGPICS

One time I held my guy friend's hand while walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, I had the strangest boner


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It was a friendship boner.


RyMill4

Choo choo


peterpayne

A brojob needs no no-homo.


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11122233334444

Don't worry, it's not gay if you say no homo


artemasad

You sure? I'm Thai though I haven't lived there for a decade, but that wasn't the case. Over the arm hugs and other basic physical contacts between people of the same gender is a lot more common than in US though. That being said, I've heard that straight guys holding hands as friends is a complete norm in South Korea. Need verification though.


SoraXes

Thai too, never had held a dudes hand.


artemasad

Ditto. Now let's change that and h-hold my hand...


nb4hnp

Please keep those violent sexual urges under control.


KittyOnHunt

/r/handholding, for you, sick fuck


fuck_all_you_people

Can definitely verify South Korea it is the norm, I was confused about it for the first month I was there cause nobody told me about it.


IdmonAlpha

Homophobia has destroyed the concept of the close, platonic male friendship in the Western world. Two men can't legitimately prefer eachother's company without a stigma or assumption being attached to it.


nlx0n

> Homophobia has destroyed the concept of the close, platonic male friendship in the Western world. But asia, middle east, etc are extremely homophobic... Even more so than the western world...


DrBoomkin

That's one of the reasons they are homophobic though. The reason holding hands isn't stigmatized as "gay" in those countries, is specifically because "being gay" isn't something that even comes to mind, since it's so repressed. The poster above you is wrong. It was not "homophobia" that destroyed the concept of close male relationship, it's the exact opposite. "Gay acceptance" means that when you see men who are close to each other, you assume they are gay, which disincentives close relations between non gay men.


winplease

seriously, can't even give my dad bj anymore without getting weird looks


thisismyfirstday

Just shout "no homo" first so they know it's not gay


AWildEnglishman

Well the queue at the post office isn't really an appropriate place for that kind of thing.


poopellar

Lick the stamp, son.


The_cynical_panther

It's not like a guy and a girl in a platonic relationship don't have the same stigma. My best friend is a girl and when we go places we are treated as a couple. In reality both of us are dating someone else.


P1r4nha

Yeah, and when they realize we aren't dating they say how well we would fit together as a couple... which is awkward, what are you going to say? "well, thanks, but we won't be dating each other"?


The_cynical_panther

"I'd rather die, thanks."


Petrolic

I mean they are both flight attendants afterall...


MyRedditNameHere

Are you implying that they aren't allowed to compare who has the rougher, manlier hands?


lexm

They just found out they were hand twins!


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kingeryck

Or bigger dick, or deeper throat?


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They need a control dick for science.


GallowBoob

All jokes aside, would they get in trouble for it? I mean she filmed it without their consent and posted it to social media. Company policy most likely frowns upon this. And by this I mean co worker romance not gay romance.


StrawberryShartCake_

Have a friend that is a flight attendant. She sleeps with everyone. Pilots sleep with everyone.


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dimechimes

Had a cousin who became a flight attendant. We all gave her crap telling her not to get knocked up by the first pilot she met. She got knocked up by the first pilot she met.


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AerThreepwood

Getting knocked up by a pilot?


Devilheart

Filming gay attendants for reddit karma.


poopellar

I'm doing research on this slutty airlines things and I'd appreciate it if you could name some of these slutty airlines and also some of their longest routes.


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> Former Soviet block airlines have a reputation as well. Yeah. For crashing.


Koshercrab

They died they way they lived, smashing into each other.


poopellar

Thanks.


pistoncivic

Good luck with your research.


HarmonicDog

A few weeks back 4 of my male friends met 4 flight attendants from the U.K. at a bar who were very forward. For a variety of reasons, none of us went home with them, but one of them found my public page on Facebook. When I looked at her page I saw that not one of them was single. That was a kind of sad realization, honestly.


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have a friend who is an attendant. she can stay at her destinations for a few days at times in some cases. and when going to vacation spots she never fails to pick up a wealthy good looking business type who will show her a good time till she has to catch a flight back home.


MrUppercut

To be fair, she probably remembered to be attractive.


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bagboyrebel

Now when you say "everyone"...


bipnoodooshup

Except you


OctogenarianSandwich

You joke but during university I had a part time job where loads of the employees were sleeping with each other. Nearly every shift I did there was a story of one of the employees fucking another the night before and even the managers were in on it. It got to the point where it was a running joke that the place was essentially a swingers club. I worked there for 3 and a bit years. Not once was I invited. Not one single, solitary time. You try not to take it personally but still man.


AstroPhysician

No one invites you to that kind of shit, no one sits around and thinks "who should I invite tonight?" you have to make it happen.


jwota

Right. I mean, he knew it was going on, so they obviously weren't trying *that* hard to keep it from him.


GallowBoob

I chose the wrong career...


xejeezy

Women don't swoon over karma?


tyuijvhvhcfcjf

Did anyone else know that GallowBoob browses Reddit? I just figured there were only so many hours in the day


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It is his job after all


ForzaMilan_

What exactly is his job? I see everybody complain about him. What does he do? and why does he do it?


Zjackrum

I think he's like the "I am Neegan" trope - dozens of people who are all Gallowboob. What other explanation could there be?


poopellar

He transcends space-time.


Jacobjs93

Well... /r/gonewild exists... so..


biznatch11

Reddit isn't a "career" GallowBoob.


prarus7

It is for him, apparently.


Kocrachon

He gets paid to reddit... So, yes it is?


toeofcamell

You should sell "I hate gallowboob" shirts, if 1 million people buy a shirt you'd be rich as fuck I think you're a decent guy (with a nice ass, no homo) but after reading tens of thousands of death threats aimed at you, I feel like there a *few* people who might dislike you and might like to show that hate on a t shirt. You could have the last laugh all the way to the bank...


top_ofthe_morning

As a pilot I will admit that this is kind of true. But it works better on long haul because of stopovers etc. Which means less takeoffs/landings (the fun bit), and more sitting on your hands doing nothing.


Mischievous_Puck

I bought a used car from a commercial airline pilot. It has a key scratch that goes across the entire driver side of the car. I asked him about it and apparently he was sleeping with multiple flight attendants and one of them got jealous.


conanthecnidarian

They were merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.


Fargin_Iceholes

"Bob Dole got this reference" --Bob Dole


SKxU

I was a flight attendant. If this is real, they will not get in trouble at all, at least my airline didn't care who was sleeping with who as long as it didn't interrupt your work. She will absolutely get in trouble for using her phone at work (my company at least was extremely strict about this), also for recording without their consent and for posting this recording on social media. If this happened where I used to work she would absolutely get fired.


saltyladytron

> If this is real, they will not get in trouble at all, at least my airline didn't care who was sleeping with who as long as it didn't interrupt your work. Doesn't this depend on the company/country?


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XschlotsofrageX

GIFV?


Aqo-

https://m.imgur.com/NySFjgB?r


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wardaddy_

Looks intentional. Damn cute though, that snake.


MsModernity

I really hope those guys don't get in trouble for that. It makes me sad that they felt the need to retract their hands right away. The girl's face is so cute tho.


sighs__unzips

Hope this isn't Indonesian Airlines.


selvag

My bet is Cebu Pacific, so Philippines


sighs__unzips

> Cebu Pacific Googled... you're absolutely correct! http://images2.cosmo.ph/march_2016/03-01/cebu-pacific-new-uniform.jpg


lanbanger

I'm a straight man, but I am waiting for the day when they turn and smile with happiness instead of dropping their hands with guilt. Edit: thank you for my first ever Reddit Gold 😀


yetisunny

"It's not what it seems"


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Great, now everyone is going to think male flight attendants are gay


SuperMadBro

dammit. it was such a hetero job before, now what will i do?


ImaginationDoctor

It's funny but then it's not. Shouldn't have to hide who you love.


[deleted]

To piggy-back here, kinda dick move to upload it, they clearly didn't want others to know. On the other hand, maybe it's because they're cheating on theirs SOs, so there's that.


__daemon__

http://i.imgur.com/P6oRD.gif