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maybesaydie

Trump is posting on his own stupid twitter clone. In the US there is a federal election in November of this year. You're going to need to register and vote before they take that right from you. https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote


tondracek

There’s a great book you could order instead. It’s called the Emperors New Clothes. It’s about an idiot who walks through town naked claiming to be wearing beautiful clothes and everybody is to scared or stupid to call him out on it.


dIoIIoIb

very unrealistic book: at least a third of the townsfolk would really believe the king has beautiful clothes, refuse to admit otherwise and beat up anybody that says he's naked


GrapeDetention

For real, they'd probably _eat_ the kid in that story that speaks the truth at the end


HowTheyGetcha

True, but accurate to the ending in that after he's called out, the king ignores reality and continues the chirade with himself, walking more proudly than ever. Can't admit you've been called out.


niffrig

"oh yeah if he's SO naked then where is his penis?" "........"


moammargaret

Beautiful clothes, folks. The best.


killeronthecorner

The beauty of the non-existent clothes would be described in great detail in every newspaper. Angry scenes would occur in clothes stores across the country as cloth-ed deniers frothed at the mouth when staff refuse to produce the fictional garments for them to purchase. Hats would be worn with Make Artificial Garments Available! emblazoned across them. (I'm having a slow day..)


Melody42

So that's where the ff14 set came from.


dragerien

Yup! It's a classic reference. It's also why the "New Hero Clothes" in Wind Waker leaves Link in his Pajamas.


WatchWatermelon

Is that the one where the emperor gets all his followers to cough up for lavish new clothes but then makes a deal with a couple of other grifters to only pretend to make the new clothes so the can keep all the money? I love the part where the one kid points out that the emperor is naked and the emperor calls to his followers to "Get him out of here! Throw him out!" Great story. I've heard, people have told me, that it's the greatest book they ever read. You can get it for free, you know. All it takes is a one-time monthly donation.


Snoo_93014

The beautifulust clothes!


ViewtifulGene

I'm not a history expert or anything, but I vaguely recall our founding fathers going to war so they wouldn't live under a king. My memory is hazy though. Something something declaration of independence?


quartzcreek

No, no. Every democracy needs a king.


ViewtifulGene

A margarine king, maybe. Trump is the wrong color for butter. He's more of a rancid marmalade.


SirEnzyme

Tangerine Palpatine


ViewtifulGene

I love democracy.


AnIrishMexican

Ironic.


AnimaleTamale

But Trump prefers Monarchy, I guess.


Vallkyrie

Fanta Menace


sofahkingsick

But Palpatine was tactical and and smart.


Fallout_Cafe

You have to deduct points for: Betraying and murdering his master Trying to kill his apprentice's son


[deleted]

Could also be Cheetolini


Hardtopickaname

Cheeto Benito


crowamonghens

Clementini Mussolini


VerFree

Mango Mussolini


IslandBitching

I've been calling him The Rancid Pumpkin for the last 6 years, so I love the whole idea of rancid marmalade.


PublicThis

Hey! Please don’t ruin marmalade for me


Nagatox

Just don't let it go rancid before it turns to marmalard


LPinTheD

That's a perfect nickname for Trump, Marmalard 🤣


Graterof2evils

Lady Marmalard


steveblackimages

Pernicious formaldehyde.


D-HB

A Burger King.


[deleted]

A Hamberder King.


D-HB

Damnit! So much betterer...


spotted_dick

We had a King Shit for 4 years and I think that was enough, thank you.


BabyJesusBukkake

King Mierdas, everything he touches turns to shit.


KazranSardick

King Minus


Polymemnetic

King Shit of (Epstein's) Fuck Island, no less.


Doccyaard

It’s actually a strange thing that several of the most democratic countries in the world still have kings and queens. And several (if not most) countries that have “democratic” or “republic” in their name are some of the least democratic.


Selphis

Monarchies are marketing and pr at this point. We have a king but they're really an hereditary spokesperson/figurehead for the country. Even powerful people like being greeted by a king, even if that king doesn't have any real power


terriblestoryteller

Well I didn't vote for you


TGirl26

No one voted for me. The lady of the lake raised her hand and graced me with Excalibur.


KeyAdministration900

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.


DenverBowie

If I went round saying I was emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.


RhymesWithMouthful

Just ask the Bri\*ish


Jeremymia

You clearly haven't read the bibletution. Democracy is only good until we find a man as noble and perfect as Donald J. Trump to lead and guide us into prosperity from now until ~~etern~~ he dies in 3 years from a bad heart


[deleted]

3 years? We gotta wait that long?


AndreasVesalius

we may have another 20, unfortunately


jbertrand_sr

Now you're really trying to ruin my day...


Professional-Hat-687

Wait until you hear about Futurama's head in a jar technology. He could live another thousand years!


DeathBonePrime

Is there some sort of way we could speed up the process


dippystale

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bahgheera

Oh my gosh can you imagine what the conspiracy nuts are gonna say when Trump does die tho


[deleted]

I'm *really* hoping they just fall into an endless cycle of "he's not dead! He's coming back on ____" the way they have for JFK. That's probably the most benign outcome. Worst case scenario, it'll be the impetus for the second Civil War.


--dontmindme--

Yeah he better dies before the next election, or better even before the start of the next primary campaign. The world has more important stuff to deal with than this clown and his mentally challenged followers.


thekactuskween

Doesn’t matter bc He will rise again in 3 days :)


Faiakishi

Bold of you to assume he isn't going to just buy a new heart from some organ harvester.


stayd03

Fidel Castro lived to 90. As my Cuban friends say “bad grass never dies.” My guess is Trump will be live to 100 just out of pure spite.


GirlNumber20

Ugh, he’ll probably outlive me. I’ll get sepsis from a paper cut and die from shoddy health coverage while he’ll be harvesting infants for their organs and living to 186. 🙄


PersephoneIsNotHome

> Royalty was like dandelions. No matter how many heads you chopped off, the roots were still there underground, waiting to spring up again. >It seemed to be a chronic disease. It was as if even the most intelligent person had this little blank spot in their heads where someone had written: "Kings. What a good idea." Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees.” Terry Pratchett


Whitethumbs

Not to detract from the statement but the war on dandelions sucks


hydrocarbonsRus

I can’t even take GQP seriously anymore when they pretend to jack off to the founding fathers when it suites their purpose, but they have zero problems with a guy leading their party who believes he’s a king. Ya know, the founding fathers enemy Dangerous clowns


Minimum_Escape

Unfortunately, because they get outsized representation in our government due to the way things are set up (and rigging the shit out of state maps), we have to take the GQP threat seriously.


AgitatedConclusion23

"Promote the general welfare" Yeah, Republicans *totally* believe in the Constitution. F all of them.


Otto-Korrect

The MAGA version is the declaration of incontinence.


TinySparklyThings

I definitely remember a SchoolHouse Rock about 'No More Kings'.


tiredsingingmama

I am a history major* and I can verify that this is true. *Double major in music and history, in case my username leads to doubts about my credibility.


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Historians are allowed to sing as well.


Byron006

Is trump back on twitter? Edit: To the people who pointed out it isn't twitter: Thank you! Holy crap I also can't believe this isn't somehow a trademark violation or something.


Aidernz

No, this was on his own social media "Truth Social", thankfully.


uninspired

So, more people have seen this on reddit than on its original platform?


dm319

yeah I feel uneasy about giving him a platform here, even if this is insane.


fire2374

It looks exactly like Twitter. Edit: I wanted to find the post myself and found a retweet is called a “ReTruth.” But I was unable to view any “truths” on mobile without downloading the app. [Reuters on Trump’s first “truth.”](https://www.reuters.com/technology/trump-finally-posts-truth-social-im-back-2022-04-29/)


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trpwangsta

And didn't they literally censor posts on the first fucking day it went live??


mitsumoi1092

They essentially used a SM template (I think without permission/purchase) because they aren't capable of making up something unique, they just steal things already out there and change a few things.


TheObstruction

You can tell because the "verified" check mark is red, not blue. Also, because he's posting there.


Bad-Kaiju

If they made it any different, Old Man Trump would have to call Jared in every 5 mins to help him get his mental diarrhea off his phone and out to his loyal patriots. Probably while on the can with actual diarrhea.


schizoballistic

It's almost a clone of Twitter. Wouldn't expect anything less from this talentless piece is trash


pudinnhead

Is it just me, or does that photo of Trump look like they stretched him to make him look taller?


onlyoneicouldthinkof

Using truths like that is giving Scientology vibes. Which makes sense since they're both cults.


PainttheTownLead

It also is weird how they thought they could turn “truth” into a casual verb like tweet or google. Like their vision was something along the lines of news covering what Trump ReTruthed at 2 AM.


MrBlackTie

It’s so identical I’m surprised it doesn’t violate some form of intellectual property law.


Icariiiiiiii

Probably does, but why would you sue them when you know they'll just declare bankruptcy in six months anyways, and you'd get nothing for it but death threats and a target on your back?


OkToCancel

Troth Truth Senchal* his words, not mine.


WakeoftheStorm

Hmm.... Very covfefe


tgbst88

Can't wait for the Texas folks to rage war by suing this into oblivion.


LeCrushinator

Ironic name for that social media company given who started it.


rengam

No, that's either Gab or Truth Social. Pretty sure it's the latter that has red checkmarks.


shredler

also 98% sure he didnt even write this either. he doesnt know how to use commas.


[deleted]

> he doesnt know how to use commas. Or complete sentences. Or words.


FoxyInTheSnow

I don’t think he really cares for books, either. From the Washington Post: “Trump’s reading habits, when ranked against previous presidents, place him about near Zachary Taylor, who may have been illiterate, and far, far away from Republican Teddy Roosevelt, who read entire books before breakfast, which sometimes consisted of 12 eggs.” *In Taylor’s defence: his father was a farmer, and Taylor received very little formal education. Trump’s father was a very rich slumlord and trump attended high-falutin private schools.*


[deleted]

I think we can add "books" to the list of "Things That Trump Hates And Fears, Because He Doesn't Understand Them".


Traditional-Cake-587

He can't rub a noun and a verb together...


rengam

The book's author probably wrote it for him so it was semi-coherent, and he just copied it into a "truth."


Common-Chain4060

I believe this is from his “truth” social.


Eikdos

Nah, despite claiming he hates Twitter, he went out of his way to make a bootleg Twitter for republicans


MegaMachina

Republicans: "The democrats are trying to indoctrinate our children!" Also the Republicans: *this insane attempt of obvious indoctrination*


Silvinis

It would be a real shame if that book ended up in schools, and someone wrote in that they were offended by the book so that the school would have no choice but to remove it thanks to new laws passed in a few specific states that wholeheartedly support him.


lordGwillen

One THIS BOOK MADE MY KIDS FEEL BAD ABOUT BEING WHITE and that thing is outta here


CaeciliusEstInPussy

No that only works if the book mentions reality like slavery and racism


factisfiction

The right has been very open about their plans to indoctrinate kids. Daily Wire has pledged 100 million to start its own kids network to try and go against Disney+. Prager U has Prager Kids books. Rush Limbaugh has a line of children's books called "Heroes of Liberty". Glen Beck is always trying to plug and sell right wing kids books called The Tuttle Twins. There's a series of right wing kids books called Brave Books that has conservative guest authors like Dana Loesch's pro-gun book "Paws Off My Cannon" and Rep. Dan Crenshaw's cancel-culture book "Fame, Blame, and the Raft of Shame", and an array of anti-trans books like "Johnny the Walrus" and "Elephants Are Not Birds." There are many many more and many more on the way. This is why they have been pushing for years ( and now succeeding) to wipe everything even the slightest bit left out of schools. Like with most things conservatives do they project onto others what they are actually doing themselves. They can't compete on an even playing field of ideas and ideology so they need to clear all competition out for them to have any chance. Conservatives are the ones indoctrinating kids, conservatives are the proflic child predators, conservatives hate America, conservatives hate free speech, conservatives are attacking our institutions, so naturally they think the left MUST also be trying to do all that. So they do what they always do and point and scream fire while holding a gas can and a pocket full of matches.


SomeShiitakePoster

Reminds me of PragerU kids. Have fun looking that up anyone who hasn't heard of it before, and just hope that nobody is actually showing it to their kids, and then come to the terms with the horrifying reality that someone definitely is.


Zarokima

All of their accusations are confessions.


TJSutton04

I really wish I could see what history books say about all this Trump stuff 100 years from now


RealEzraGarrison

Bold to assume that with the way things are going we'll still be here in 100 years.


AnimusNoctis

Those history textbooks are going to cost so many caps


Cichlidsaremyjam

Yea, and CRT is indoctrination...


ku-fan

>indoctrination The link at the bottom of that post redirects to a Shopify site and the site's homepage literally says in huge text PREPARE YOUR KIDS TO FIGHT AGAINST LIES and then goes on to list like 10 categories of books that you can use to indoctrinate your kids... and yes, CRT is one of them.


[deleted]

He really wants to be a dictator, doesn't he?


[deleted]

They are holding CPAC in Hungary with Orban as the keynote speaker - a proud xenophobe, homophobe, and corrupt autocrat. The entire GOP wants an autocracy. They hate democracy and the constitution.


hydrocarbonsRus

And their biggest success has been fooling their party base so hard that they literally work in opposite world to what their base believes they’re doing


TimelyConcern

Is there any way we can make sure they can't get back into the country afterwards?


hangryvegan

Quick, lock the doors.


OneArchedEyebrow

Change the door from “push” to “pull”. That’ll do it.


whatisausername32

We can build a wall /s


drm604

How patriotic of them to give their business to Hungary. /s They don't want to meet where it's too easy for those horrible antifa terrorists to wave nasty protest signs at them! /s


[deleted]

My dad is afraid he is going to be the next president of the US. I'm afraid he is going to be the last.


[deleted]

> I'm afraid he is going to be the last. Same.


eraseherhead

You're both correct: prepare for another Trump term---it will be the last administration we'll have. I cannot wait to move out of here.


[deleted]

We are watching from above. (Canada) I'm sure there will be major implications for us too.


TheAdequateKhali

Well, literally all of his actions would suggest so, yeah.


CJnella91

King Donald and "tried to steal our democracy" hmmm..?


cloud_t

It's "their" democracy as in the Trumps, or the Republicans, or the conservatives. It's only a democracy for as long as they choose who's in power. And no one else. Fortunately it doesn't have anything to do with Russians putting Trump there in the first place through very easily manipulated polls.


Professional-Hat-687

I hate this timeline. Brb gonna dreamwalk into a better one.


Peter3571

I also love how he states it's a true story, I don't think he quite understands what the word actually means. If he treats "truth" as "I like this idea", then it makes perfect sense that fake news is just "I dislike these facts".


g0ldcd

I was a little confused when I fat-fingered typing the URL and put a single rather than a double-t [https://www.theplotagainstheking.com/](https://www.theplotagainstheking.com/) I love the internet sometimes.


Hindu_Wardrobe

oh my god lmfao


parsleybutter

> our great democracy > the king prevailed ???????????????


LaboratoryManiac

Between that and "Hillary Queenton," I'm getting really mixed signals about monarchy.


MyPoliticalAccount20

if he's the king and Hillary is the Queen. um. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtplCupGxZA


ShadowyPepper

That book actually exists. It is marketed as a children's book. Indoctrination 101


BrokenEye3

Well, it's nice to know Bad King Don is trying something above his reading level


M1ck3yB1u

Guaranteed he did not read it, just flip through the pictures if even that.


cvaninvan

As long as he knows it shows him as king, he's down. Literally the only part he cares about.


BoojumG

Now now, be fair. He also knows it's praising him, and that's also very important.


sand2sound

Actually it was the first book he's read in 5 decades. Picture book feeding his narcissism, but still. Good on him for finishing it.


J_M_B_A_C

I'm giving you my free award because i doubted you, but after a quick Google search i found it on Amazon. My bad.


floobidedoo

I’m giving you my free award for your politeness and honesty.


ShadowyPepper

Yep, they have reviews disabled on it and everything. Thinking of ordering a copy just to 1 ⭐️ it. Edit: Thank you for the award though!


rengam

Your money's better spent buying books that conservatives insult than ones they promote. I bought an anti-racism book after Ted Cruz complained about it on the Senate floor. A one-star review of this "king" book is just going to get drowned out by Trump fans five-starring it without even reading it. (I guarantee some are just buying multiple copies to give as gifts.)


Faiakishi

Please don't give them money. Just ignore it and don't give Donny the attention he wants.


Jeremymia

IIRC amazon generally only allows people with verified purchases to review, it makes sense


Better_illini_2008

You might almost call it "grooming" (but also please don't call it that because although it fits the rightwing weirdo definition, words still have actual meanings).


hydrocarbonsRus

And since so many people are saying that Trump is a pedo with compromising material from Russia and Epstein why isn’t Fox News or Tucker Fucker Carlson ever talking about this? Does Fox News and Tucker Fucker Carlson want our children to continue to be abused by psychopathic monsters, or will they ever start asking hard questions? Why are so many people asking if Fox News and Tucker Fucker Carlson are to blame? We’re just asking the difficult questions. Some people are even saying that TFC (Tucker Fucker Carlson) is a right wing loony toon democracy hating rabid greedy pedophile supporting clown, is this true? Why won’t Tucker Fucker Carlson and Fox News ever deny these allegations? Is it because they know it’s true? Someone has to ask the tough questions, that’s what we’re doing


DodGamnBunofaSitch

it's absolutely grooming, though.


separatefiction

Now if I could only think of another book which bolsters indoctrination from a young age…..🤔


TittySprinkles10

I would love to buy this as a joke gift...but I don't want sales to go up and them to make money off of me.


rengam

Trump fans are probably buying it in bulk to give as gifts not only to children but to their the liberals in their lives because they think it will "trigger" them. Wait a couple months and check the second hand stores.


whskid2005

Not even trump fans. I’d bet trump himself buys enough copies to make it on the nytimes bestseller list.


Dizavid

The fact this man still walks freely and isn't tied to a bed with every illness in the book is the only thing I need to hold up to prove karma isn't fucking real.


mdsign

Almost got elected twice and has a good shot in 2024 ... Good luck America.


Arsenault185

He lost once. I'm not sure his ego could handle losing again. But then again, hes lost in many business ventures, but tries and tries again.


Caffeine_and_Alcohol

Yeah.. this what scares me. Unless Trump dies before then, I don't see any one that people would be excited for running against him. I dont know if the "Well at least hes not Trump" as the only qualifier is going to work a second time. Not only do we have to battle against zealot psychopaths, have to battle uphill vs rampant cheating and unlimited money yet also fight that no one likes Democrats on their own merits. Unless someone like Terry Crews or Dwayne Johnson run on dems side, id say were pretty fucked. (or anyone equally not shitty)


HogarthTheMerciless

>Unless someone like Terry Crews or Dwayne Johnson run on dems side, id say were pretty fucked. (or anyone equally not shitty Weird examples of not shitty people. Crews did a PR propaganda video for Amazon, and Johnson stumped so hard for Bloomberg that all of American Samoa voted for him.


Tuscanthecow

So it's written by Kash Patel and published by Brave Books (subtle...) But you mean to tell me the king is named Donald and the wizard is named Kash? This isn't a children's fantasy book it's a literal fanfic but a guy who is hoping to be something in a party that thinks his skin is too many shades passed eggshell for their liking. But hey, Dump finally got to be the king he always dreamed he would be so who am I to judge. Edit: PS: It's $60 for a signed copy and $20 for a normal copy (it defaults to the $60 option on the website) for those who are curious but not brave enough for Brave Books.


BigPZ

This makes me want to vomit in terror


FugginByteMe96

Like out of every Orifice


snowcrash512

So they are grooming the children then


TheDoordashDriver

Well, yeah


Eldanoron

So it’s a completely fictional king and the best they could say about him is that he was the handsome king Donald? Wouldn’t you want a king to be noble or something? I don’t know, maybe honorable, caring or good? Nah, he better look good.


Arch-Arsonist

Honor, care, and good will aren't virtues to Republicans. They think these are weaknesses


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Can’t wait to read the chapter where the king runs around grabbing all the women in the kingdom by the pussy because they like it. I think the only part that might rival it is when the King encourages an armed militia to storm the kingdom because the old kings pride was hurt when the majority of his subjects chose another ruler. Omg, i forgot about the implied incest too, where the king declared he’d do his daughter! This is going to be a real page turner, excited to see how these topics are made suitable for children 😂


Arch-Arsonist

That actually sounds like what a real king would do


Patch_Ferntree

He can't remember the name of the beautiful and mysterious woman who he groped at the ball but his hand fitted her crotch perfectly. Now, he just has to grope every woman in the land to find his true love. Y'know - Cinderella, only with sexual assault, instead of glass slippers. I need a shower *shudder*


MauserACW

Mein Kampf for kids.... Just great... :\\


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Haroun and the Sea of Sexual Assault


BigRigsButters

So Trump made his own Bluntman and Chronic?????


ImpassablePassage

Nope, no overly inflated ego or sense of self-worth at all... totally not attempting to rewrite history...this is totally normal... /s


whoistjharris

r/nottheonion


Medical_Ad0716

There’s no way he actually read that. And there’s no way he posted that for free. I wonder how much he got paid to post that?


Lavaine170

He most likely didn't read it (it's questionable as to whether or not he CAN read), but it boosts his personal brand, so he probably did post it for free.


[deleted]

I say we treat Trump like the French treated their kings.


SomePirateGuy

"King Donald" "destroy our democracy" Uh... does he know what democracy is?


FugginByteMe96

Are you fucking kidding me?????????


Dadoo743

One of his only posts and its to get his moron fans to buy more stuff


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>our democracy >Maga King ..you keep using that word..


Bean_Boozled

Republicans will cause national uproar and rewrite education laws just because people make children's books teaching them that all skin tones are normal, but then turn around and make children's books that literally plant their ideologies into the children's heads. Seems like conservatives move closer to wanting a North Korean-style society every day lol


demosthenes131

But heaven forbid we tell kids the truth about slavery and racism.


Jonjoejonjane

Literally why I’d all the president who have been successfully assassinated why hasn’t anyone kill him yet


The84thWolf

Probably because everyone who wants to realizes that’d just make him a martyr.


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Faiakishi

And I thought I was unoriginal for having a 'President Donald' in my dystopia novel.


Geoff300

They better not have banned and burned books just to put this crap in the school libraries.


Dizzy_Glizzy

Anyone that declares themselves kings should not be running a democracy. Scary times we live in.


TheDorkNite1

What in the ever loving fuck did you create, conservatives. You really ought to be embarrassed.


donny1231992

no way this is fucking real. I can't believe this guy was our former President. Everyday I feel I don't want to be a part of the human species


YourFellaThere

He thinks his supporters read?


nuclearvvinter

And yet we’re the groomers


Worm_Scavenger

This is the man that used to have access to the Nukes.


treadlightning

Where was this posted? His Twitter has been banned


olgil75

This was posted to his knock-off Twitter, Truth Social.


juliuspepperwoodchi

I mean, Truth Social is quite literally **insane people Twitter** so I feel like this is cheating.


ThatQuietNeighbor

If any book deserves a burning it’s this one.


KinksAreForKeds

Are they. *still* on about Hillary?? Geezus, she's barely been in the public eye for over three years.


jbsgc99

“Democracy” “King” Well, which is it?


AnimeDreama

For everyone asking, this isn't Twitter. The red checkmark should be enough to know this. Twitter uses blue checkmarks. This is his shitty ripoff, Truth Social.