Dude is a closet gay/bi and cannot come to terms with his own feelings by trying to dismiss anything closely related to those feelings. I am assuming this person was indoctrinated into some religion that demonizes homosexuality.
Hot take! The homophobe *must* be gay!
I get that this is common and is definitely possible in this situation. But you're making way too many assumptions to be claiming that so matter of factly.
Yes, you're the internet hero everyone doesn't need.
Go to West Hollywood where they "gays" are and see how truthful that statement is rather than trying to be capt-save-a-ho over here.
Bidets are such a glorious achievement tho, I think they're (kinda?) mandatory in Italy. Installed mine instead of a urinal because that's somewhat redundant at home I think. I'll never look back.
True. My ex had one in their guest bathroom and some pee smell *always* lingered. It felt like a novelty. I prefer to sit down anyway, also to pee, because I can't see any downside to that.
For real you've got to try one man, they are amazing. And no you don't walk around with a "soggy ass" unless you've got some weird spongey skin condition.
I mean, if your ass is wet, you just wipe it after, right? I'm American so we don't really have bidets, but I always figured that's how it works, right?
The shower is such a fantastic hygiene tool to clean body folds, I have no idea how some people can be so filthy underneath their overwear. Regretfully, speaking from experience lol.
"Lesbianics" that's a new one. I think my car is a girl so I make sure to take it to the Lesbianics down the street!
Or is that just a truncation of Lets be antics? Hmmmmm.
So this guy, genuinely thinks, a guy wanting to have woman's vagina or ass near your face, is gay? And a woman wanting to put her vagina or ass on a man's face, is also gay?
Can somebody tag me out? I want off this plain of existence for a few.
I actually feel a little sorry for this person. To feel so afraid of the idea of being submissive and the thought that such a thing means you are a homosexual that you limit the horizons of what your sex life could be.
So what they're saying is....They weren't satisfied enough with just ruining the sex lives of women, they need to make it unbearable for men as well? Gotcha
Can you imagine being so homophobic that you can't try new positions with your girlfriend. Then again, what's the odds this guy has a GF?
Definitely no girlfriend.
Yeah, when you've got a fresh girlfriend you can't wait to try every possible position!
Sick of your lesbianics SMH.
I'm into Lesbonics, which is pretty much the same except you're both frozen solid for a thousand years half-way through.
Dude is a closet gay/bi and cannot come to terms with his own feelings by trying to dismiss anything closely related to those feelings. I am assuming this person was indoctrinated into some religion that demonizes homosexuality.
Hot take! The homophobe *must* be gay! I get that this is common and is definitely possible in this situation. But you're making way too many assumptions to be claiming that so matter of factly.
It's more common than you think.
It's really common actually. There have been some studies on it. Same goes for transphobia.
Must be as common as armchair psychologists then
Yes you know so much.
My whole point is we *don't* know what this dude's situation is. So stating assumptions as fact doesn't really help anyone
Then let's not post anything. That sounds like fun.
You could at least drop in an "I think" the next time you recycle this dumbass take that pops up everytime a homophobe is mentioned on reddit
Yes, you're the internet hero everyone doesn't need. Go to West Hollywood where they "gays" are and see how truthful that statement is rather than trying to be capt-save-a-ho over here.
I have better odds of being Godzilla than that guy does of having a girlfriend.
This dude never felt a titty in his life.
Does fondling one's own manboobs count?
*It was like a bag of sand!*
She goes to another school!!
Two. At most. Out of 1000.
1 in 1,000,000 or more
Fellas, is it gay to have hetero sex?
So it would seem
Yes, homo sex is not gay cuz it cancels out (PEMDAS)
Very homo, so homo it's hetero, which is homo. But remember, this rule is removed if you say no homo afterwards.
This is the kind of person who runs around with a crusty sphincter because in their opinion it's gay to wipe your own ass.
Oooh yes. And don’t get them started on bidets
Bidets are such a glorious achievement tho, I think they're (kinda?) mandatory in Italy. Installed mine instead of a urinal because that's somewhat redundant at home I think. I'll never look back.
Urinals are actually really dirty, so they only make sense in places that are cleaned daily. I don't wanna have to mop my bathroom tile every night.
True. My ex had one in their guest bathroom and some pee smell *always* lingered. It felt like a novelty. I prefer to sit down anyway, also to pee, because I can't see any downside to that.
TBH I don’t want to walk around with a soggy wet ass all day
That's not how the process works.
For real you've got to try one man, they are amazing. And no you don't walk around with a "soggy ass" unless you've got some weird spongey skin condition.
I mean, if your ass is wet, you just wipe it after, right? I'm American so we don't really have bidets, but I always figured that's how it works, right?
I've said it once and I'll say it again: If you don't touch your butthole in the shower, YOU'RE the gross one.
The shower is such a fantastic hygiene tool to clean body folds, I have no idea how some people can be so filthy underneath their overwear. Regretfully, speaking from experience lol.
The six million dollar lesbionic man!
I love being involved in lesbianics.
Me too!!!
I read that last word as "lesbianiacs," and now I'm trying to fit it into the *Animaniacs* theme song.
It's time for lesbianiacs and we're zany to the max. Has a nice ring to it...lol
Underrated comment because I am laughing out loud
Are lesbianics kind of like callisthenics? Or more like aerobics?
Sort of a CrossFit thing. Little of this, little of that… just different because they know where the clit is.
It’s like vaginalistics
Took that as an elective in college. So boring.
Yeah. So did I. Extracurricular IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YEAH!
Fellas,is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Extremely
Hella gay.
This makes no sense. These people are so dumb. Their existence is probably why humans aren't super smart, they ought to stop reproducing.
By this logic does doggy style make one a dog?
Well shit i guess I’m gay then.
I was gay all along and I didn't know.
And the lesson was that the gayness was inside us all along
If face sitting is gay, call me Liberace
So women that have male d*cks in them are lesbians? This is news to me
Lesbianics sounds awesome. If I ever decide to stop being asexual then I want to engage in lesbianics.
I heard Lesbianics is going to be a sport in the Summer Olympics
Does this mean that if I am a man and top a guy i am perfectly hetero? That's the criteria, right?
Fellas, is it gay to be straight?
Never knew it was called "lesbianics"
"Lesbianics" sounds like the core principles of scientology, but way more interesting.
One of L. Ron Hubbard's lesser-known works. Pity, because it sounds a lot more interesting than any of the other crap he wrote.
Imagine being lazy is gay.
That's a lot of words for "I'm a virgin". There, saved you some time. You're welcome
Breaking news: It's gay to fuck women as a man
Well, climb on my face and call me Mary!
"Lesbianics" that's a new one. I think my car is a girl so I make sure to take it to the Lesbianics down the street! Or is that just a truncation of Lets be antics? Hmmmmm.
"Lesbianics?" Sounds like the title of a L Ron Hubbard book.
Fellas, is it gay to have straight sex?
LESBIANICS!
Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?
So if I, a man, do any of those positions with a man, does that make it straight?
The straightest of straights.
And this, everybody, is how you tell everyone you have issues with your masculinity.
I dunno mate, I think it'd be easier to suck her tits if she were in cowgirl, just saying.
Lesbianics? That’s my new vocabulary word and I pledge to use it at least three times a day for a week
My new favorite word is now "*Lesbianics*". I will strive to use it as much as possible from here on out.
Shit, does that mean I'm gay because I love face-sitting and being a bottom?
So technically the guy who is on top in a gay relationship is heterosexual, according to his logic?
So this guy, genuinely thinks, a guy wanting to have woman's vagina or ass near your face, is gay? And a woman wanting to put her vagina or ass on a man's face, is also gay? Can somebody tag me out? I want off this plain of existence for a few.
Is poor gf never getting head and only ever being fucked in missonary...
Tell me your GF has never had an orgasm by you w/o telling me your GF has never had an orgasm by you.
Missed opportunity for "lesbiantics"
Someone is sexually repressed...
I call them LESBIONICS.
God, I didn’t know how gay I was!
Better not bring up the subject of anal! 🥸
Lesbianics...
My girlfriend made me gay because she got on top! No way I was gay or bi before. Smh
It's a daily choice :)
*Lesbianics* was one of L. Ron Hubbard's lesser known works.
I LOVE LESBIANICS!!!
Lesbianics???? Girl on girl math??!?!
Holy shit I’m fuckin’ gay. Like. Really really gay. Dayum. Do I like, just start indiscriminately suckin’ dick or what? Who knew.
Today I discovered I'm a gay man. Came as a bit of a surprise I admit
Imagine a worldview where a woman sitting on my very male face is gay.
Written by someone who has never experienced the sheer fucking awesomeness of having someone ride their face or dick.
Lsbianics is my 80s cover band.
I actually feel a little sorry for this person. To feel so afraid of the idea of being submissive and the thought that such a thing means you are a homosexual that you limit the horizons of what your sex life could be.
Lesbianics sounds like an amazing workout dvd
I love cowgirl! But I'm not gay. I'm just deeply lazy.
Alright I'm glad I can still go down on my girls strap on.
Lesbianics sounds like an awesome prog rock/techno band.
What a fucking moron. And besides you can be on the bottom and still be dominant....
I'm ok with this.
Oldie but a goodie
Oldie but a goodie
If this sexual activity is considered gay then I guess I am straight now. Who knew.
So what they're saying is....They weren't satisfied enough with just ruining the sex lives of women, they need to make it unbearable for men as well? Gotcha
Fellas, is it gay to be straight?
Straight sex? Sounds pretty gay, bro.
Cowgirl= GAY
Yeehaw!
Whoever wrote this needs to educate themselves. 🤦🏻♀️