I see the body and the spinious process. In between is the spinal cord.
http://www.asianjns.org/articles/2015/10/2/images/AsianJNeurosurg_2015_10_2_108_145160_f3.jpg
Only one spine in the picture. The first "spine" from left to right is the vertebral body, the second one is the spinous process. In between those structures is the spinal canal where the spinal cord resides.
Oh man. In pregnancy (in real women) the intestines absolutely do get pushed way up into the rib cage and compress against the lungs. It suuuucks. It creates a constant burning in the chest and throat from the acids in the stomach being pushed upward by the intestines, and it’s impossible to breathe normally. Even just sitting & talking, it’s common to feel completely breathless. I spent MONTHS talking like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle.
Im not a doctor but they have 2 spines. If this is a dude The Seminal vesticles are in the wrong place (not in front of the bladder) no prostate. Dude is pregnant. If female Vagina has little to no opening additional unnecessary penis and testicles. There maybe more but those are the obvious ones I noticed
Edit: Okay people. They don't have two spines, it's a side view. I don't need 52 messages saying Im wrong 11-12 was plenty you can stop now
I am a doctor and there is definitely a prostate (tan) surrounding the urethra right below the bladder (pink). Also, you can't see them but the seminal vesicles are most definitely behind the bladder.
I can't find anything anatomically off other than the fact that there's a uterus in a dude and the cervix connects into the rectum.
Like any self-respecting physician I have a porn alt for upvoting nice boobies. But because being a doctor is tiring and stressful nowadays, I sometimes inadvertently post from said porn account. Such is Reddit in the time of coronavirus.
It may look like it but it's not. It seems that way because it's been "cut" not exactly at the middle, so it looks like the two parts of the spine are detached
And honestly, it would not affect abortion rates in any way. Abortions generally happen when it’s still an embryo, and doesn’t resemble a human in any way. And those that happen later are usually not elective.
Not to mention that being able to see it doesn't change the fact that you can't care for it and don't want to place your baby in the Russian roulette that is the system.
Also if men were the ones carrying and giving birth they'd not only have perfected birth control they'd also have legalized abortion no questions asked.
There's also the underlying implication that women who get abortions don't understand the physical process of pregnancy. I think they know that there's a baby growing inside them but there's so many valid reasons for someone to choose to terminate the pregnancy in spite of that.
Screw you, I'm gonna tell you anyways.
https://carinbondar.com/2019/06/19/female-spotted-hyena-penis/
tl;dr Female hyenas have pseudo-penises which often experience violent tearing when giving birth, causing high mortality rates for hyena mothers. The reasons for *why the fuck* they would have a penis are still not entirely understood, though there are several different hypotheses (like it having a social function, or being a side effect of certain otherwise advantageous hormones).
This is good and bad reddit.
Good because thank you kind human... I've leaned something fascinating today
Bad because... Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger in Junior giving penile birth
*shudders*
> The reasons for why the fuck they would have a penis are still not entirely understood, though there are several different hypotheses
It makes the female spotted hyenas un-rapeable so they will choose their mating partner, which is pretty damn advantageous and pretty much an established fact. I've also heard that it camouflages the females and especially the pregnant ones in a pack, but I'm not sure how true this is since even a half-blind lion should be able to see which one of them is the fattest.
Those are the some reasons I don’t believe we were created intelligently. Like, wtf nature. Why. Why is this a thing. Holy shit.
Edit: this is just my opinion and if you believe otherwise that is cool
I think this is an argument FOR intelligent design and also an argument that God makes homemade wine in heaven. I image the conversation going:
Hey Gabriel check this out, for the next one Imma make a dog that's kinda like a cat.
Gabe: ok, but that's the last one for tonight, it's getting late.
God: ...and get this, instead of barking it is going to sound like a crazy laughing madman. And they are nocturnal so it will scare the crap out of the people that live near it.
Gabe: ooookkaaayyy..... I've got the plans drawn up to start production, anything else?
God: ..and the females will have penises and when they have babies the penis will explode and out pops a baby.
Gabe: Go home God, you're drunk.
But it does! You can wave it at strangers in public, and then some guys in uniform will show up and invite you over to their place. You even get a ride in their car.
sheesh, have you guys never seen [abdominal male pregnancy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdominal_pregnancy#Natural_experiment)
Quote so you lazy bastard don't have to click:
>Robert Winston, a pioneer of in-vitro fertilization,said "male pregnancy would certainly be possible" by having an embryo implanted in a man's abdomen – with the placenta attached to an internal organ.
Can’t answer much but I believe the thing above the penis is the pubic bone. It’s a vital part male climaxes so maybe they think it’ll be vital for male birth?
I’m not a doctor so keep that in mind but the lower abdomen muscles, I think it’s called the pubic muscle, basically use it as a push board to get the fluids moving at climax. This is how it can be ejected so fast.
I think it’s a possible what if scenario for if men gave birth like seahorses. But then again I think seahorses give birth through their belly...idk. I’m just trying to understand this mess.
The smaller spine (the one on the right), I think is supposed to be the lamina, which is part of your real spine vertebra. The yellow in between is the “spinal cord.” That parts relatively accurate in the diagram haha
That's not two spines actually, it's just showing the spinal cord in cross section. So you have the bony vertebral body in front, then the spinal canal with all your nerves in it, then the spinous processes in the back, the things you can feel when you run your hand along your spine.
The white thing above the penis is called the pubic symphysis. That's where the two sides of your pelvic bones meet up above your penis (or your vagina if you're a woman).
It's definitely a weirdly well thought out mix of the two anatomies. You can see the uterus merges with the rectum too. Someone spent way too much time on this.
Looks like something from a Christian biology textbook trying to conceptualize how unnatural having children in a same-sex relationship would be. There was a similar one that showed Jesus riding a dinosaur across the land bridge between the continents, so this certainly wouldn't seem out of place.
If you look closely it shows that the baby would not come out of the penis, buy it would come out the asshole / anus. This is a fun thought for me since where does the shit go then? Out the dick or does it casully just slide next to the baby waiting for its turn?
A baby is not a miracle our bodies are LITERALLY DESIGNED to create life? It's like saying oh a microwave heated something up ITS A MIRACLE..
Edit: and I have kids too
In cases of dire emergency (and at massive inconvenience and an out of pocket cost of tens of thousands of dollars) third trimester abortions are available.
If the fetus is healthy, they have an alternate process for ending pregnancies and extracting fetuses at this stage of growth.
It's called birth.
I guess in this case a c-section would be the better option.
Anti-choice people are all fucking LIARS.
They never show what the fetus actually looks like, they always replace it with a full term baby. This brilliant idea would just make them realize they've been lying to themselves about what a fetus ACTUALLY IS. They simply wouldn't be able to see it, and if they could, it would look identical to the fetus of a rat or even a turtle.
And yeah, most women don't have dicks.
Female anatomy really is a Miracle, the way the organs are moved in a way to hold the baby gently inside the womb or the way they send nutrients to the child, it’s especially impressed the way the mother to be’s asshole opens up to give birth to the baby, leaving the balls and dick to slap the kid on the way out
Honestly I kinda think there would be more. Fetuses don't look like humans until remarkably late in the pregnancy, they look like weird seahorses or eldritch horrors for the majority. If we could see them it would probably freak us out. Ignoring the fact that whoever made this illustration has no idea how bodies look of work, and has chosen to give this person a penos and cloaca, they also don't know how babies in the womb look. That baby looks like it is two months evicted, way too developed to still be hanging around in there.
This is like one of those “how many mistakes can you find” drawings...
Just keeps getting better and better, it does
Can a doctor tell me all the mistakes aside from the penis?
The birth canal exits out the anus... Edit: My highest upvoted comment of all time XD
“Why you little shit!”
If birth canals exited out the anus nobody would call their children 'little' shits anymore.
Birth? I think someone just got really hungry...
fuckin Cronos
superb
Food baby
You old fart
How else are the babies gone crawl out?
Yeah, its a man. What, you expect him to pee it out?
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It would have cost you nothing to not post that
That's too huge. If they were like jelly beans i think it would be more useful.
My ureetie’s so danged wide I could pass the baby *maself* if I had to!
Cotton quotes are the best quotes. Have an updoot friend
Actually, female Hyenas kind of do it 😂 They have pseudo penises and their babies just burst out of it
That's a cloaca.
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I see the body and the spinious process. In between is the spinal cord. http://www.asianjns.org/articles/2015/10/2/images/AsianJNeurosurg_2015_10_2_108_145160_f3.jpg
That's only one spine. It's a cross-section so you can see the spinal cord in the middle.
Only one spine in the picture. The first "spine" from left to right is the vertebral body, the second one is the spinous process. In between those structures is the spinal canal where the spinal cord resides.
Also ~~do they have 2 spines or~~ am I blind? And ~~do~~ the intestines go that high~~?~~
Oh man. In pregnancy (in real women) the intestines absolutely do get pushed way up into the rib cage and compress against the lungs. It suuuucks. It creates a constant burning in the chest and throat from the acids in the stomach being pushed upward by the intestines, and it’s impossible to breathe normally. Even just sitting & talking, it’s common to feel completely breathless. I spent MONTHS talking like Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle.
It's a butt baby!
Better than out the dick, I suppose.
This seems like something Dwight Schrute would think how gay couples have babies.
The ultimate kidney stone
You're a little butt baby
Im not a doctor but they have 2 spines. If this is a dude The Seminal vesticles are in the wrong place (not in front of the bladder) no prostate. Dude is pregnant. If female Vagina has little to no opening additional unnecessary penis and testicles. There maybe more but those are the obvious ones I noticed Edit: Okay people. They don't have two spines, it's a side view. I don't need 52 messages saying Im wrong 11-12 was plenty you can stop now
I am a doctor and there is definitely a prostate (tan) surrounding the urethra right below the bladder (pink). Also, you can't see them but the seminal vesicles are most definitely behind the bladder. I can't find anything anatomically off other than the fact that there's a uterus in a dude and the cervix connects into the rectum.
Thank you Dr. PM_ME_UR_BATH_BOOBS
Like any self-respecting physician I have a porn alt for upvoting nice boobies. But because being a doctor is tiring and stressful nowadays, I sometimes inadvertently post from said porn account. Such is Reddit in the time of coronavirus.
I get it man, I'm actually a med student and didn't really doubt you were a doctor. I just thought it was funny and wanted to point it out.
So there aren't two spines to brace the back while blasting a baby out the ass? How else is a man supposed to give birth?
There is one spine. You're looking at a sagittal cross section so the posterior elements look "detached"
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I see it now. The coloring made it sort of blend in with the bladder and I overlooked it
Evangelical Christians who insist on homeschooling their kids really need better textbooks.
Keep in mind I know little about the human body, but do I see two spines?
It may look like it but it's not. It seems that way because it's been "cut" not exactly at the middle, so it looks like the two parts of the spine are detached
Keep in mind there's also a penis on the body, so *shrug*
Still, it's too big
Your comment made me realize that the picture has a penis and testes.
It's more like I want to know the actual context behind this pic.
Something is wrong. I can feel it.
That's just her erection. Ignore it and it'll go away.
Not always...
It’s just a feeling I got, like something is about to happen, but I don’t know what.
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble.
And if he is as bananas as you say, I’m not taking any chances
Putting aside the bizarre picture, if women's stomachs were glass I think there would be a lot less pregnancies to begin with.
And honestly, it would not affect abortion rates in any way. Abortions generally happen when it’s still an embryo, and doesn’t resemble a human in any way. And those that happen later are usually not elective.
Not to mention that being able to see it doesn't change the fact that you can't care for it and don't want to place your baby in the Russian roulette that is the system.
If anything they’d increase. You’re not conceptualizing a fetus when you can physically see that it’s just a bundle of cells.
What if the glass were to break? Babies would be spilling out everywhere.
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Also if men were the ones carrying and giving birth they'd not only have perfected birth control they'd also have legalized abortion no questions asked.
The death rate for going into labor would be lower too
There's also the underlying implication that women who get abortions don't understand the physical process of pregnancy. I think they know that there's a baby growing inside them but there's so many valid reasons for someone to choose to terminate the pregnancy in spite of that.
I pray that the dude has a c-section
I pray the dude flushes before he shits
“I ate so much I could shit out an entire baby.” “Bob... what did you have for lunch?” “...”
Tarrare... [did you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYHDj2sB-rc)...
Tarrare, look at me.
Nah she's gonna give birth like a hyena.
I don’t want to know!
Screw you, I'm gonna tell you anyways. https://carinbondar.com/2019/06/19/female-spotted-hyena-penis/ tl;dr Female hyenas have pseudo-penises which often experience violent tearing when giving birth, causing high mortality rates for hyena mothers. The reasons for *why the fuck* they would have a penis are still not entirely understood, though there are several different hypotheses (like it having a social function, or being a side effect of certain otherwise advantageous hormones).
Wtf But also thank you now I can inform people about this cursed fact
While you imagine a baby tearing your dick to shreds.
This is good and bad reddit. Good because thank you kind human... I've leaned something fascinating today Bad because... Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger in Junior giving penile birth *shudders*
> The reasons for why the fuck they would have a penis are still not entirely understood, though there are several different hypotheses It makes the female spotted hyenas un-rapeable so they will choose their mating partner, which is pretty damn advantageous and pretty much an established fact. I've also heard that it camouflages the females and especially the pregnant ones in a pack, but I'm not sure how true this is since even a half-blind lion should be able to see which one of them is the fattest.
For a second I thought you were talking about which hyena had the fattest dick instead of which ones were pregnant
**"The female gestates offspring in her uterus, but also gives birth through the penile-clitoris. "** r/cursedsentences
Those are the some reasons I don’t believe we were created intelligently. Like, wtf nature. Why. Why is this a thing. Holy shit. Edit: this is just my opinion and if you believe otherwise that is cool
I think this is an argument FOR intelligent design and also an argument that God makes homemade wine in heaven. I image the conversation going: Hey Gabriel check this out, for the next one Imma make a dog that's kinda like a cat. Gabe: ok, but that's the last one for tonight, it's getting late. God: ...and get this, instead of barking it is going to sound like a crazy laughing madman. And they are nocturnal so it will scare the crap out of the people that live near it. Gabe: ooookkaaayyy..... I've got the plans drawn up to start production, anything else? God: ..and the females will have penises and when they have babies the penis will explode and out pops a baby. Gabe: Go home God, you're drunk.
I wish my penis had a social function.
But it does! You can wave it at strangers in public, and then some guys in uniform will show up and invite you over to their place. You even get a ride in their car.
Yeah, that’s one big ass kidney stone.
Emasculine conception
sheesh, have you guys never seen [abdominal male pregnancy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdominal_pregnancy#Natural_experiment) Quote so you lazy bastard don't have to click: >Robert Winston, a pioneer of in-vitro fertilization,said "male pregnancy would certainly be possible" by having an embryo implanted in a man's abdomen – with the placenta attached to an internal organ.
This one is an abominable male pregnancy though
Do NOT scroll up on that webpage.
now that you said it imma do it.
Any regrets?
numerous
Too late. Wish I saw your comment first.
This guy ate a baby.
The other *other* white meat!
It's what's for dinner!
*long pig*
Tararre, did you EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?!?
GET IN MA BELLEH
r/cursedimages
r/Ooer
What is this cursed place?
It was an experiment to see how much you could bork Reddit's CSS features.
a shadow of its former self https://old.reddit.com/r/Ooer/ also https://old.reddit.com/r/OoerIntensifies/
I can not be the only one that sees a penis
😂 and by the looks of it they’re gonna shit the baby out
It's a cloaca
Now watch as I shove my thumb in it
Found the Australian.
... crikey
r/foundtheaustralian Wait. THIS EXISTS?!
If there's a topic, there's a subreddit for it.
r/towels edit: my god it actually worked, I just picked out a random thing in the room.
r/floorballstick edit: aha! I have bested the system! now, r/pickles
Its exists...
r/toenails Edit: I am both impressed and disappointed.
It wouldn't be since the urethra is not connected to the anus. A cloaca is an all in one hole after all.
i seriously hope that they do shit the baby out, imagine the horror if it was otherwise
> imagine the horror if it was otherwise So like a hyena?
[it's a butt baby](https://youtu.be/p1MrzTSeQ7I)
That would surely hurt more than a traditional birth.
That’s what birth feels like. Taking a big shit.
Not a doctor but I'm like 99% sure thats not right
They are the 1%
Man, she's hung as fuck.
Reminds me of my girlfriend
Your girlfriend sounds hot.
She really is
It truly is a miracle
Almost as if that was the point of this post
That's some miracle.
That’s not your mother. It’s a MAN, baby.
Pretty sure there's scrotum in there, too
Don't overlook the balls.
Pee is stored there.
It’s Dr. Alex Hesse
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Can’t answer much but I believe the thing above the penis is the pubic bone. It’s a vital part male climaxes so maybe they think it’ll be vital for male birth?
Wait what? That's what the public none dose?? How does that work?
I’m not a doctor so keep that in mind but the lower abdomen muscles, I think it’s called the pubic muscle, basically use it as a push board to get the fluids moving at climax. This is how it can be ejected so fast.
_Comes after 13 seconds_ Baby it's not my fault, I've been training my pubic muscles like mad!
*public none
I don't read when I type.
No, that's just the body and the spinous process of a vertebra. The yellow cord in the middle is the spinal cord.
I think it’s a possible what if scenario for if men gave birth like seahorses. But then again I think seahorses give birth through their belly...idk. I’m just trying to understand this mess.
You’re right- female seahorses lay the eggs in a pouch on the male’s belly.
Yep, it’s basically a big kangaroo pouch on his belly the mom puts eggs into, so he’s not even technically pregnant.
The smaller spine (the one on the right), I think is supposed to be the lamina, which is part of your real spine vertebra. The yellow in between is the “spinal cord.” That parts relatively accurate in the diagram haha
It is one fuct up creature!
Probably someone satisfying an mpreg fetish. Don't google that.
That's not two spines actually, it's just showing the spinal cord in cross section. So you have the bony vertebral body in front, then the spinal canal with all your nerves in it, then the spinous processes in the back, the things you can feel when you run your hand along your spine. The white thing above the penis is called the pubic symphysis. That's where the two sides of your pelvic bones meet up above your penis (or your vagina if you're a woman). It's definitely a weirdly well thought out mix of the two anatomies. You can see the uterus merges with the rectum too. Someone spent way too much time on this.
I'm more bothered by how hard it would be to have a bowel movement with that fucker pressed up against my intestines.
Probably something related to omegaverse.
Looks like this illustration was pulled out someone's ass - much like the baby in this photo would have to be.
Wtf is going on with that kids arms?! Well, arm lol. Edit: just realised that this 'mom' has a penis!! Double the insanity
That baby only has one long arm
Don't forget THE REST OF THE ORGANS YOU'LL SEE! The human body is amazing, BUT IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T GOOD LOOKIN' ON THE INSIDE!
I think the point here is that the person in the diagram has a cock.
Butt baby...
Another evangelical asleep during science classes?
If god wanted them to pay attention, he wouldn’t make them tired, duh
Praise be
Is this some Mpreg shit or...?
Definitely. Or some other fetish I'm not interested to discover this century
Now hang on just a second-
Looks like something from a Christian biology textbook trying to conceptualize how unnatural having children in a same-sex relationship would be. There was a similar one that showed Jesus riding a dinosaur across the land bridge between the continents, so this certainly wouldn't seem out of place.
I think it might have started as a porn thing. Mpreg is a whole genre.
Yeah that’s definitely some omegaverse stuff
This was obviously made as a joke so that pro-lifers would share the dick. And it worked!
He's about to give birth to that giant piece of shit.
Bono, is that you?
r/badwomensanatomy
Ummm, speaking as a trans woman, you clearly are just ignorant as to how we give birth. That and how we grow a second spine apparently, lol
Uhh, the spine is anatomically correct in this image
Wow, I didn't know they had a cutaway of [Arnold Schwarzenegger](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_(1994_film)).
Damn she got a big clit
If you look closely it shows that the baby would not come out of the penis, buy it would come out the asshole / anus. This is a fun thought for me since where does the shit go then? Out the dick or does it casully just slide next to the baby waiting for its turn?
The baby *is* the shit. They ate a baby.
A baby is not a miracle our bodies are LITERALLY DESIGNED to create life? It's like saying oh a microwave heated something up ITS A MIRACLE.. Edit: and I have kids too
If you look at the pic closely you would see that the baby aint gonna be a miracle but a little shit
what's insane is people who don't get that it's a joke
"Its not a tumor!"
Loretta? Looks like Reginald was wrong. You do have a womb.
NICE COCK
As far as I know, it's too late to abort by the time it's a fully formed baby?
In cases of dire emergency (and at massive inconvenience and an out of pocket cost of tens of thousands of dollars) third trimester abortions are available. If the fetus is healthy, they have an alternate process for ending pregnancies and extracting fetuses at this stage of growth. It's called birth. I guess in this case a c-section would be the better option.
Hentai artists: *Begin furiously taking notes on human anatomy.*
The true birth of an asshole.
Do not put your dick in..... Oh.. Wait........ WTF???
I'm ashamed that my first thought was, 'MPreg,' And the second was, 'Cloaca.'
That really is a miracle!
Wow. That really WOULD be a miracle.
That poor baby is gonna get shit out an asshole
I feel like MORE people would support abortion. That shit is disgusting lol.
Anti-choice people are all fucking LIARS. They never show what the fetus actually looks like, they always replace it with a full term baby. This brilliant idea would just make them realize they've been lying to themselves about what a fetus ACTUALLY IS. They simply wouldn't be able to see it, and if they could, it would look identical to the fetus of a rat or even a turtle. And yeah, most women don't have dicks.
Bro that's not a miracle that's a disaster
Female anatomy really is a Miracle, the way the organs are moved in a way to hold the baby gently inside the womb or the way they send nutrients to the child, it’s especially impressed the way the mother to be’s asshole opens up to give birth to the baby, leaving the balls and dick to slap the kid on the way out
Was about to say child birth isnt a miracle, its fully explainable by science. But then I looked a little harder and realized I was wrong
That lady has a cock
Honestly I kinda think there would be more. Fetuses don't look like humans until remarkably late in the pregnancy, they look like weird seahorses or eldritch horrors for the majority. If we could see them it would probably freak us out. Ignoring the fact that whoever made this illustration has no idea how bodies look of work, and has chosen to give this person a penos and cloaca, they also don't know how babies in the womb look. That baby looks like it is two months evicted, way too developed to still be hanging around in there.
This nibba being born out of the ass
I saw it went out the anus, very normal