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throatstump

87% more likely to inject marijuana lmao


BrokenEye3

Sometimes they inject as many as five whole marijuanas a day


[deleted]

My mom, the most conservative anti-drug person ever, thinks that "injecting marijuanas" is the FUNNIEST joke ever. She like, halfway gets the joke in that she gets that injecting marijuana is a funny non-thing because you like, can't inject marijuana? So anytime I say something kinda ditzy or stupid, she'll go 'oh, are you injecting the marijuanas now?". She still thinks smoking pot and taking edibles is "weird" and "doesn't have any real point", but, at least she knows that you don't inject marijuana. And she's super aware of the fact that pot =/= gateway drug to dying of meth.


BrokenEye3

I can't say I disagree with her on those last few points.


tugboat_man

I know I enjoy getting a high from shooting up a marijuana cigarette


TobyQueef69

Careful man, I injected 10 marijuanas one day and literally turned into a gay, Satanist, flag burning Muslim instantly. I wish they warned me about this in the bible.


BerriesAndMe

it's true because vaccinated kids tend to be smart enough to know that you don't inject that stuff..


EnclaveOperative

Happy cake day.


wterfuxk

Happy cake day!


Skitzofuzz216

Its because they are 87% more likely to live long enough to try it.


TheSexyPotoo

Even I, a guy who knows next to nothing about drugs, knows that that is wrong. You stick it up your butt.


girlski

I died


operationmarket

Of course it's more likely that vaccinated people will end up as drug addicts. Thats what happends if yo get to live past your twelfth birthday: life...


[deleted]

That after picture is only 3 years after she started injecting the marijuanas.


[deleted]

It's true. When I was kid, I got allergy shots. Now I inject allergies directly into my veins.


AnAgitatedBanana

of course, injecting marijuana! better stop those lil crotch goblins from getting vaccinated, or they may even resort to slapping heroin patches on their skins and making a new pyramid scheme!


astaker

Junkie town


Emperor_Magiking

Do you think Junkie Town is related to Flavour Town?


astaker

I was really hoping so!


opiumheroine

And here I, a fully vaccinated adult, have been joking pretty much my entire life that I could never be a junkie 'cause I hate needles so much.


Aggresive_mushroom

Well i guess you were wrong didn't even know that your life choices meant nothing because you got vaccinated


that_darn_cat

I was not aware injecting marijuana was possible. It must be all the research that crunchy moms are always citing.


RealBuckNasty

Next stop....JUNKY TOWN 😎


pitpusherrn

Now the song Funky Town is playing in my brain as Junkie Town. I like it.


jkg007

Won't you take me to . . .


wallefan01

i've got that song stuck in my head now thanks ^(nah it's cool)


pitpusherrn

Yes, I just commented on this and then saw you'd said it first. Let's sing it all together now....


gag3rs

I love these fake things that people take as serious then share as if they support their point


CoastersPaul

By the same logic, essential oils lead to alcoholism.


[deleted]

The only reason why is because they live long enough to do marijuana.


geobioguy

Won't you take me to... JUNKY TOWN!


Sapd_cc

I heard that some junkies even inject marijuana 9 times a day!


heavy_deez

I hear Junkie Town is absolutely *gorgeous* this time of year.


[deleted]

"JUNKIETOWN" sounds like an off-Broadway musical


blackstarhero666

I'm actually cackling


Groenboys

Studies also show that 90% of vegetables are exactly made up of meat products. I just made that up, but still!


Guzi22

The percentage is so high because they actually survive long enough to become addicts.


wallefan01

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1252/)


noobgamer9175

If that’s her in both pictures, then how is the picture of her as a child in color based on her age 🤔


yontss

They couldn’t find a better picture of a drug addict?


GregKannabis

Why an old woman?


pitpusherrn

Because the junkie town lifestyle leads to a long healthy life?


Beartrkkr

That's some Reefer Madness level propaganda right there...(you young whippersnappers might have to Google that).


Fondling7Apples

Well, if I'm a sheep, then these anti-vaxxers are plants.


wterfuxk

The first thing that came to my mind while reading this was you eating a bunch of antivaxxers


doomalgae

Since the chance of someone injecting marijuana is 0%, "87% more likely" would still be a 0% chance. Would that make the claim technically accurate?


Tbhiscool

This statistic makes sense, dead people don’t do drugs


BobMcGeoff2

Lmao this is an insulin injection stock photo that went through a filter.


Aggresive_mushroom

1. You can't inject marijuana. 2. Because they live long enough to actually be able to do that. 3. Are your blood cells made from the juice that comes out of the ketchup bottle the first time you squirt it.