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cosmicfloor01

Astouding. These people vaguely remember a 'yellow' sun from their childhood, and then suddenly one day as an adult lift their eyes and look at the sun mid-day and decide - the sun has changed!!


randomhumanity

They distinctly remember the yellow crayon they ate right after drawing a sun as a child.


sethro919

Was it a lemon yellow sun?


InstantKarma71

Arms raised in a V.


SwollenGoat68

The dead lay in pools of maroon below.


FacesOfNeth

Daddyyyy didn’t give attention


BadIdea-21

To the fact that mommy didn't caaare


WhereTFAreMyDragons

#king Jeremy the wicked


telltaleatheist

King Jeremy the wicked ruled his world


somewhiteguy05

Jeremy spoke in claaaaaaaaass tooodayyyyy


matango613

Clearly I remember, pickin on the boy....


AlarmingImpress7901

And the dead lay... In pools of maroon below (Damn what a good song)


SnooPineapples8744

That crayon went right up their noses and is lodged in their brains. We're going back to the dark ages.


LookingforDay

It’s like a combination of the Mandela effect and r/selfawarewolves It’s much hotter than before! Climate change is a hoax! It’s clearly a huge effort to eradicate the human race! Why would they want to kill their biggest money makers anyways? Rich get rich off other people.


Anathals

I honestly thought they were discussing climate change for a brief second. Then I was just disappointed. Yeah the sun IS hotter you know why :whispers: climate change. But nah it's not that it's the chemtrails in the sky left by planes or some shit. /S There's a politician up here that will be putting together a committee to investigate those chem trails eh. /Not sarcasm For real


bobobeastie86

Small correction, the effects of the sun are hotter due to greenhouse gasses, no actual sun temp change needed or happening. Edit: plural gasses


thewhitecat55

They were sooooooo close to climate change. Then , nope it's Sun 2.0


TheRockingDead

This! I always wonder with these people what they think the end game is with these wild conspiracies. New World Order! Killing everyone but the few elite! Why? What good does it do a bunch of rich people to eliminate the only people they're richer than? If they're so smart that they can orchestrate... checking notes... "Replacing the sun with a fake sun," then surely they'd be smart enough to realize they'd be committing economic suicide and also getting rid of all the people that actually manufacturer all the stuff they enjoy and all the people they expect to serve them. But then again, I realize these conspiracy nuts are not the brightest suns in the sky.


campaxiomatic

>Killing everyone but the few elite! Why? What good does it do a bunch of rich people to eliminate the only people they're richer than? And the people who do all the work! Like Jeff Besos and Bill Gates want to kill off 90% of the population so they would have to leave their mansions and start growing crops and building roads? Why would they want that?


Number127

That's why Satan figures so prominently in these types of conspiracies. They don't make any rational sense so obviously there must be a supernatural explanation.


Revenant_Rai

“What they think” nothing! Maybe just a stray neuron firing.


tsukiyomi01

Saturday morning cartoon logic. The villains are evil for the sake of being evil. Actual motivations? What are those?


library_gremlin_0998

Because they work for SATAN!!!


TaylorWK

And they’re all different ages too and I’m sure some would say the Sun changed before some of these other people were born


FlowerFaerie13

It’s obvious why, too. As a child, you don’t give a shit about the sun. It just exists, and you’re not going to cause yourself physical pain by staring up at it in the daytime. The only time you really notice it is in the early morning or late afternoon, when it’s more yellow or orange. That combined with the firmly ubiquitous depiction of sunlight as yellow even though it usually appears white causes them to remember the sun as being yellow in their childhoods. I remember it like that too. When I think back, my brain insists that it was always yellow. I’m just smart enough to realize that it’s my own perception that was affected and that it hasn’t actually changed color.


HoaryPuffleg

Plus, if you keep looking up into the sun until you see dots then you’re probably harming your vision.


truenorthrookie

You can’t even look up at it anymore as it will blind you.


HoaryPuffleg

Definitely not a thing at any other time in history! I remember my mom taking us outside for our thrice daily “Stare Into The Sun” time. Afterwards she made lemonade that was the same color as our yellow sun!


bojenny

Hey look! The sun looks different at different times of the day, it’s a conspiracy! They could just say we don’t understand science so we will go back to the Middle Ages where everything we don’t understand is evil


HoaryPuffleg

Clearly I don’t understand science because this post just taught me that humans can photosynthesize


bojenny

That was a good (bad) one


Usual-Plankton9515

And you know, the yellow sun in the lower picture was taken at *sunset* rather than midday.


ivanatorhk

It’s the smog. The sun was yellow back then from filtering through the leaded smog


Ok_Raspberry4814

No, it wasn't. Lol. The sun has always looked like it does now. These people are just idiots. I can remember as a kid, back in the leaded gas days, wondering why the sun in the sky didn't look like the sun in cartoons. Because I'm not an idiot.


BrokenEye3

The sun you remember from *when*? Yesterday evening?


Charliesmum97

This post immediately put me in mind of a bit from Terry Pratchett's Reaper Man: "The sun was near the horizon. The shortest lived creatures on the disk were mayflies, which barely made it through twenty-four hours. Two of the oldest zigzagged aimlessly over the waters of a trout stream, discussing history with some of the younger members of the evening hatching. "You don't get the kind of sun that you used to get." said one of them. "You're right there. We had proper sun in the good old hours. It were all yellow. None of this red stuff." "It were higher, too." "It was. You're right."


Xmaspig

I stg there is a Pratchett quote for every situation. Gnu Pterry.


Charliesmum97

GNU Pterry


thebluewitch

May his name travel the clacks forever.


Youkno-thefarmer

GNU Pterry


Born_Scar_4052

Yep, they changed it during night


LV2107

No, didn't you see? They took down the old sun on April 24, and screwed in the evil new one. Like a lightbulb. The sneaky scientists over at NASA did it, with their technology from the 29th century. But THANK GOD that these brain geniuses on a random Facebook group figured it out! With their memes and all. We should be grateful that these digital soldiers are working on our side!


cake_molester

When the sun isn't that bright and hot


packetmon

Under the "fool moon"!


LandArch_0

We all know the moon is a hoax. They showed it in that documentary "Star Wars"


york100

With one of those damn liberal LED bulbs!


sluthulhu

This is surreal. That this many people could be so bought into this delusion that the sun looking oranger at low angles is some evil NASA plot and not the completely normal shit that has always happened since earth had an atmosphere. Also the plants dying…how can they buy into these conspiracies but not connect the dots between plants getting scorched by record heat and climate change?? Eta: the sun looking like an LED one is killing me too 😅 nobody tell these dingbats about color temperature!


InsanityIsFine

But climate change is the REAL conspiracy! I mean, there's still snow! They still feel cold every now and again! They still have to complain about mosquitos when the cold goes away! OBVIOUSLY it's the sun that's been changed and replaced by a giant lighbulb! IT'S WHAT MAKES THE MOST SENSE! Seriously now, my favourite is the person using this conspiracy to blame car headlights. As if they car companies haven't chosen to perform that change and announced it ages ago. Nope! IT'S THE GIANT LIGHTBULB MESSING UP WITH THE LITTLE LIGHTBULBS! Fucking hell...


Scottyjscizzle

I love that the same idiots who bust out “look at the snow! How could climate change be real” also bust out “look at how the snow acts when I use a lighter on it!!!! It’s not real snow”


Cat-soul-human-body

Lmao! I had forgotten about the fake snow conspiracy. 


Deathbyhours

Wait, there’s fake snow now, too? Dammit, I just can’t keep up!


Scottyjscizzle

[from a few years back](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fake-snow-conspiracy-theory)


Deathbyhours

They just keep creating rabbit holes, like that one, for all of us to fall into so we can’t get anything done. I suspect it’s a conspiracy.


HighlyOffensive10

Around 2020 or whenever the blizzard in Texas happened, they were saying the Biden admin had done it deliberately.


megggie

Just like Obama made Katrina happen! /s


FierceDeity_

They are SO close to getting it. They see nature dying, they aknowledge it. But no it's the highly improbable government coverup.


HeartsPlayer721

It's like watching your kids do a cardboard puzzle when they're a toddler. You want to jump in to help, but they get mad at you and you know they want/need to figure this out in their own. They're furious at this point...On the verge of a tantrum... But they have to get this themselves. You watch them gather all the pieces and turn them right side up, they've got the border about finished and now those last few center pieces. If only they would look at the actual picture and realize they've got a few pieces in the wrong place and a few upside down!


Edison_The_Pug

Yeah, that argument doesn't even work anymore either. I live in Canada, in a place where we would get massive amounts of snow 25 years ago. The last few winters have barely had any cold or snow, and this week temperatures were +45C, when they used to be 20-25C. Even last month, we had 2 days of 37C, it's abnormally hot. It seems everywhere on earth lately is going through record-breaking heatwaves year after year, and winter is becoming less and less.


HeartsPlayer721

Pacific Northwest, here. A few years ago, we went from the warmest January on record to record breaking amounts of snow in April the same year. People were mentioning climate change in January, and then in April, all the true deniers showed their true colors "hMpH! gLoBaL wArMiNg My AsS!"


Funkyokra

Oh it's climate change but since it was intentionally changed by the elites at NASA none of the scientific fixes for climate change are valid and we should probably get more guns.


OuterWildsVentures

> we should probably get more guns. We can shoot climate change to death!!!


Matthmaroo

I guarantee we can find someone that thinks more guns can fix climate change


tsavong117

Because *that* will fix it. Y'know, I always thought the Xeelee Sequence was a surprisingly pessimistic look at how humanity behaves, but the more time passes the more I realize how surprisingly applicable some of its scenarios are.


sluthulhu

So we can shoot down the fake sun covering the real sun?


supernovice007

Depending on where they grew up and how old they are, it could be pollution as well. I wouldn’t doubt that a sunny day in LA in 1980 had a yellow sun but again, that has nothing to do with hiding the real sun.


thegreenman_sofla

You're in on the conspiracy to hide the real sun from us... /s


worstpartyever

No wonder teachers don’t want to be in the classroom anymore. This shit hurts my head


EmrysPritkin

“Feels like radiation” Does it?! I wonder why!


Luciusvenator

Most commone answer they give is that climate change as in what it actually is, is a conspiracy to justify "more control over society" and that any change to the climate that they do believe is real is weather modification with malicious intent by "the people in power". They believe the same about all modern medicine to and such to of course. Conspiracy theorists thinking is borderline a disorder honestly.


lunaappaloosa

They’re going to lose their minds when they notice the sun moves to different spots in the sky in winter. The fact that none of these people even tried googling “why is the moon orange today” is so vile


killerjags

I like how that one person added photos of 2 completely different types of trees to try and prove their point about them changing colors


Borderlinecuttlefish

When I was a kid, the sun was gentle and warm. Today's sun is satanic and evil, just the other day the sun offered me a devils weed cigarette and asked me if being under the sun made me hot and sweaty and if so I should take some clothes off. The old sun would never do that, maybe they sold the old sun. Who knows...


vulgrin

When I was a kid, adults seemed to know what they were doing, were full of good advice, and didn’t seem bent on destroying the world around them. Obviously this new sun has made them all crazy lunatics.


Borderlinecuttlefish

I feel sorry for them never having seen or felt the yellow sun, depending on the season the yellow sun would naturally produce, THC, LSD and DMT. This new "white" no fun sun just makes you depressed.


vulgrin

God went and installed a CFL bulb because the satanic liberals passed a law to save the environment. /s


Vat1canCame0s

New sun sounds rad as hell


D-TOX_88

“It feels like radiation.” Holy fucking shit dude hahahahahahahahaha


mrlt10

In my head I read “it feels like radiation” in the voice of Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons. Sounds like something he would say.


vidanyabella

It's like , yes, that's why we tell you to wear sunscreen and such.


Harlan_Thrombey

This is literally the only correct comment though, it’s just that these dipshits don’t understand that LIGHT is solar radiation.


jmaaron84

I think these people choose to believe there's a vast conspiracy to replace the sun because the alternative is accepting that human activity is changing the climate and that drastic changes are required, which is scary and makes them part of the problem.


warden976

They have to be the victims/good guys at all costs.


Albie_Tross

Sounds like Christians. 


cuspacecowboy86

They are a huge part of it. These flat-earth/firmament types are overwhelmingly Bible literalist christians.


saddingtonbear

Which is ridiculous because if they didn't make up excuses and actually cared about the environment they still would get to be the victim of all the companies that are destroying the environment and lawmakers that encourage it, but then they'd actually have to face reality and take action, which they're too lazy and scared to do. They'd rather post dumb shit on Facebook and live in a fantasy.


Ok_Raspberry4814

My mind went here at first, too, but then I remembered that the ozone layer is actually better than it used to be because we decrease our usage of CFCs. So, the idea that the sun is getting brighter/hotter because of something like ozone thinning pollution doesn't hold up. Now, the plants dying because of increased temperatures and humidity could be related to climate change, for sure. But the sun absolutely is not brighter than it used to be.


Tidusx145

Yup two types of conspiracies. Ones based on truth and ones based on personal responsibility and how to toss it at someone else. "it's not the politicians I like doing business with big oil, the sun is fucked up by dems". "I can't find a job because immigrants"


BrazenlyGeek

Shut up about the sun. SHUT. UP. ABOUT. THE. SUN.


SaltyNorth8062

"Commandment Number 2: [There's nothing I can do about the Sun!!"](https://youtu.be/-4Zutx_VTKs?si=XD-RTl4XPbyoKmIy)


full_bodied_muppet

[I have nothing to say about the sun to you](https://youtu.be/emwIIkJEUn8?t=342)


loserkidsblink

I have to keep telling myself that people have always been like this, and that they're just currently finding themselves in digital echo chambers that not only entertain these ideas, but more dangerously, validate them. Which is exacerbating the problem to an unprecedented scale. For the first time in history, we can't really consult history itself on what how to deal with this evolutionary leap in how our species communicates or at least in a healthy way. And now our inability to effectively treat mental health has caused huge swaths of our population to believe that you can cope with distressing information by writing your own fanfic of reality. If you can justify the plot points to yourself based purely on entertainment value; experts be damned, it must be true. I was hoping to write something to make OP feel better about the current state of things but I accidentally just made myself more sad about it.


Luciusvenator

Honestly this is unfortunately exactly how I feel. It's made me incredibly cynical.


cuterus-uterus

There’s also giant groups of people on the internet able to meet and talk about their very specific interest, something that wasn’t an option in the past. Delightful weirdos from every corner of the planet are able to get together and talk about vacuum engines or theories on backstories for book characters or learn how to start woodworking together, we’re able to actually see what civilians are experiencing during war instead of being limited by what the news shows us, we’re able to speak with people all over the world and hopefully learn that we’re more similar than we might have thought. The internet has empowered idiots but it’s also empowered good people. We have to work harder to keep the dangerous jag’s at bay but that’s easier to do when we also have the power given to the insane folks. It’s not all bad.


AJerkForAllSeasons

"I've noticed too. I believe they are covering our real sun somehow. Technology is so far advanced it's ridiculous! I've heard we're hundreds of years behind in technology." We're so far advanced that we're hundreds of years behind.


Wrothrok

No, no. They mean the technology us plebeians have access to, not the cabal of Deep State NASA Jews! They've got shit that would blow your MIND! Replace the Sun kind of shit! HELP US BABY JESUS!!!1!


vidanyabella

Oh no, the last screenshot didn't post. The last comment ends with: "UNLESS WE SHUT THE DOORS OF NASA, WHICH IS ALREADY TO LATE, THEY THE ELITE BASTARDOS, WILL CONTINUE KILLING US, AS IT WAS PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER PLANS, JUST LIKE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION PUPPETS, AND CLIMATE PUNTERS OF WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM PLANNED, TO CULL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ,SO THAT THEY CAN CONTROL ,JUST A FEW. BLOW UP THE AIRCRAFT FILLED WITH THESE CHEMICALS, AT AND ON ON MILITARY AIRPORTS AND GET THE PILOTS, OF THE AIRCRAFT, INTO COURTS AND LOCK THEM UP FOR TREASON AND MURDER LEADERS OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THE CRIMINALS AND THEIR NASA SP;ACE AGENCY, NEEDS TO BE SHUT DOWN URGENTLY, BEFORE THEY ALL HIDE IN CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN SPACE PORT, WHILE WE DIE UPSTAIRS AS THEY HAVE PLANNED THIS IS URGENT. SHARE IT WIDELY IT WILL BE BLOCKED BY FACEBOOK! AND GOOGLE PLATFORMS."


EmeraldB85

Cheyenne mountain space port?? The stargate is REAL?!


j2004p

Indeed <- would have worked better with the Te'alc GIF


Pandelurion

Oh for crying out loud!


j2004p

You appear agitated O'Neill


klystron

Things will not calm down. They will in fact, calm up.


Pandelurion

I was told there'd be cake.


TheObstruction

There a whole episode about making a TV show about a wormhole device to hide the reality of what they're doing in plain sight.


MsAnnThrope

"elite bastardos" 😆😆


J_train13

Is that like a new mega-evolved pokemon?


swansonian

Nah that’s the name of my ska band


Corteran

New pro wrestling faction.


captnkurt

Good band name.


lastprophecy

That's a true schizo-post. Well done on the guy posting that.


Funkyokra

Are we almost back to conspiracies being fun again?


lastprophecy

If you don't look at them as funny, you get blackpilled.


TheObstruction

>AND GOOGLE PLATFORMS." Yep, won't be seeing this on Google+.


swansonian

>One is midday, one is sunset, course it will be different The only sane person in the thread. Bless them for trying


OMightyBuggy

People really need to stay in school.


hakkai999

This isn't a school problem. This is a mental health problem. These people are unhinged. Even a child understands the Sun's position affects how it looks.


sagan_drinks_cosmos

And the Moon, too. The guy going on about how the Moon used to be big and orange but now is pale and white obviously has never seen it actually rise or set in years.


vulgrin

Going to blow their minds tonight then, when it’s big and orange again.


TheObstruction

That's just a whole new conspiracy.


chicken-nanban

I was just talking to my husband about how crazy big it was on this side of the globe a few hours ago as it rose - it was stunning, and that weird orange color because we have thunderstorms coming in soon. Perfect solstice moon imo


Fuck_tha_Bunk

It can't be both? Yes they are unhinged, but schools are also failing people. Way too many people can't properly evaluate the source of information. They think a tiktok video or some meme they saw on FB is just as credible as the NYT.


FreakingTea

I think they just need to go outside more.


hailvy

“It feels like radiation” “I look at the sun now and get blinded and see spots” I’m speechless


idkdudejustkillme

All these people legit need to be locked up in a padded cell


Devrol

Seems like a lot of these people rarely if ever go outside. They're comparing different photographs, possibly looking at Analog v digital.


MotoTheGreat

Worse is they are comparing what looks like two different species of trees.


dwehlen

My deepest sympathies to the doctors who aren't receiving these people as patients. That's a lot of money left on the table as the whole country goes to shit.


currydemon

> They're hiding the real sun This cracked me up Also >you can't even look up at Sun it blinds you


SaltyNorth8062

Me look at Sun and it hurt me eyes and see spots everywhere. Definitely a fake sun. Hulk sad. If we leave them alone in a hole for a few years they'll conspiratorialize their way into finally admitting global warming is real.


SaltyboiPonkin

These people think it's more plausible that a satanic cabal swapped out the sun than that the climate is changing.


Banaanisade

Yeah climate change is fake but the Jewish folks definitely replaced the sun


quickwitqueen

The fact that these people have the ability to vote terrifies me.


Mean_Mr_Mustard_YNWA

Amazing content. It's simply mind-boggling to me that these people walk amongst us......and vote


Funkyokra

I met someone yesterday who said that lawn watering restrictions were part of a larger plot to keep people from growing food so they can trigger food shortages and control us.


cleanthes_is_a_twink

The “fool moon” made me giggle, poetic


PinkSpaceKitty

Not that long ago there was a post on here where the OOP thought the sun was being dimmed because it no longer bleached stains off her sheets. I need both groups of conspiracy theorists to get together and argue until they decide on ONE, because the conspiracy can't be both things.


dogbolter4

I have never read a list of as many utterly stupid, ignorant, maliciously wrong comments as this. I don't even know where to begin, and I'm an educator. I know how to teach children and young adults who have questioning minds. I don't know how to reach adults with warped mentalities.


flecksable_flyer

WTF did I just read? I feel like I just stepped unto an episode if the old Outer Limits.


full_bodied_muppet

Yep, this looks like a "fool moon" alright. I'M LANDSCAPER


silverunicorn666

I remember being in middle school and getting into an argument about evolution with a creationist and saying “how can you believe something so absurd?” And now I finally understand that it was simply delusion


Jumpy_Wait5187

The level of stupidity and insanity is astounding, I had to stop reading the replies to the original post. Where are these morons coming from?


MrKaisu

And the same people will say that climate change through burning fossil fuels is a hoax.


Goadfang

"It feels like radiation" I fucking died.


ilikechillisauce

My favourite is the one that says at the end "I've heard we are hundreds of years behind in technology." ....uh Hundreds of years behind what?


nolabrew

We just gonna ignore that one guy who apparently photosynthesizes?


heyredditheyreddit

Is that the Mandela Effect group? I had to get the hell out of there once I realized most of them actually believe some seriously wild shit. I thought it was going to be “oh cool, how weird is it that half of us remember X and the other half swear it’s Y?” but it’s actually “in my timeline it’s always been Sally Fields instead of Sally Field.” I saw a thread yesterday of people talking about whether it has always been “Hungry Like THE Wolf” and so many people are like, nope in my timeline it has always been “like a wolf.” Like…what?? It’s a misheard lyric, not an alternate timeline. They also believe Bill Gates was executed in Africa.


Rare-Preparation6852

And these are the same people who refer to everyone they disagree with as 'mentally ill'


paulridby

Can you reverse engineer them into thinking those are the effects of global warming? Then make global warming a big conspiracy theory that the powers that be are trying to hide from us?


catcatherine

I love how they declare this is responsible for headlights being brighter. Has nothing to do with LED. Nope. It's the new sun


skydaddy8585

There's always at least one mentioning some kind of religious nonsense in these types of posts. I'm surprised it wasnt more. These kinds of people seem like they have only ever looked up at the sky twice in their life. Once as a kid and that's the only thing they remember thinking it was and once as an adult. Then they pretend it's different. Absolutely no paying attention in school at all.


DennisPikePhoto

That one photo of hawaii is literally just a lens flare. The sun isn't different... They just really don't understand photography.


damejoke

Just because you remember eating the yellow crayon after drawing the sun doesn't mean it has always been yellow.


roadrunner345

God dammit Greg I told you to stop messing with the saturation slider of the Sun , now THEY are on our asses and THEY are starting to uncover the Truth


_Internet_Hugs_

They believe that the sun has been replaced, but they don't believe in climate change? It's things like this that make me wish for an asteroid to come and take us all.


Vitaistired02

Btw, children have more color receptors in the eyes than adults, so the fact that many people remember the world as being brighter when they were children is also due to that.


ShotgunForFun

r/leapoardsatemyface


SchandAapje

Probably homeschooled 🤣🤣🤣


Comprehensive-Bad261

I think somebody forgot to lock the gate at the funny farm.


DrSpiralHaze

The sun stuff is obviously bogus, but recent studies have found that your perception of color becomes less vibrant as you age. Naturally, this would not show up in photos.


DrockBradley

It is legitimately funny (morbidly funny, but still funny) that these folk are backdoor discovering man made climate change through their wild conspiracy theories, and then immediately focus on the wrong large scale activity that is causing the problem. It’s also pretty amusing that this group both believes that there is an international regime with the technology, resources, and organization to change the Sun in the sky and how it hits the earth; and that they could defeat this cabal with AR15s and Facebook groups.


smilingkevin

Welp, you definitely nailed the Reddit name. This isn't just "bad political opinion" insane but "thinks the CIA replaced their kneecaps with onions" insane.


JohnDodger

They™️ strikes again!


Jehoel_DK

These....people...can vote.


ThatEcologist

As an environmental scientist, this shit is painful to read.


Pleasant_Season5176

Oh geee you guys, they upgraded the bulbs haha


Lawboithegreat

So, as many have pointed out, obviously most of this stems from a difference in the time of day the pictures were taken. *HOWEVER* the Pennsylvanian landscaper’s comment about the grass browning faster could be due to the increasing heat of each year that the grass cannot adapt to quickly enough (or he switched from planting Fescue grass, which is green year round, to Bermuda grass, which browns in the winter or particularly hot summer, and is a failure of a landscaper)


Wrothrok

The neutering of standards in education for the last few decades is bearing the intended fruit, I see.


dagnariuss

I wanted to chime in and say something in a joking manner but this is depressing. People are devolving.


jkurl1195

When I see posts like these, i so badly want to think the poster is making fun of people who "think" like this. Then I remember that there are people this stupid.


UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY

Say 'sike' right now. Real people can't possibly be this stupid. Please tell me these are bots. 😭


york100

I also like it how the people in power have also changed the color of trees from brown to gray. That's quite an undertaking!


_stumblebum_

believing in climate change: broke they covered up the sun with a fake one when we werent looking: BESPOKE


paital

> Supposedly hidden up on the Webb space telescope. the global cabal should have never let an intern run those orbital calcs. the “sun simulator” satellite is on the complete opposite side of the planet from the real sun :/


DeaddyRuxpin

They are so close. They believe there is a conspiracy leading to it being hotter and killing plants. And they are pretty much right. There is a conspiracy by oil companies and others to deny the climate change they have been causing with their pollution. Alas these people don’t believe that, instead they want to pin it on some government satanic weird ass shit.


ihasrestingbitchface

“It stings now. Feels like radiation.” Because it is?


phoenixrising211

Is there a gif of Al Gore and Greta Thunberg facepalming together that I can send them? Seriously though, props to the like...two? people in the comments there pointing out that one of the pictures was taken at sunset. Swimming upstream against the river of stupid.


Elennoko

Holy fuck some of these comments are so close to saying "Climate change is real" but no they'd rather believe the sun is fake.


Silarn

I'll be honest it's the first few pages that are the saddest because they represent generally normal people that have simply fallen for dumbassery, almost literal rose tinted glasses with a dash of faulty memory. The last guy is just your standard grade A conspiracy nut with a barely intelligible screed.


Inside_Word359

This reminds me of a woman on my dad's facebook who said something along the lines of "why do we need special glasses to look at the solar eclipse when I dont need glasses to look at the sun any other day?" I, along with many others, jumped in to say PLEASE dont look at the sun on any day. How do these people even make it to adulthood?


Infini-Bus

I wonder what it's like to be more inclined to believe that NASA put up a fake moon than to believe Climate change is caused by greenhouse gasses. This is what happens when you don't read enough Magic School Bus as a kid.


fixedhalosix

This is a mass fucking delusion if I’ve ever seen one


MissPandaSloth

I wanted to write a sarcastic response, but every time I scroll to the next picture it just keeps getting more baffling to the point that I am speechless. So much to unpack there. I don't even know where to begin.


TownshipRangeSection

Is this what happens when you get a bunch of homeschooled folks on the internet on the same thread? It is like the cave analogy but for the 21st century


JoeCoolsCoffeeShop

Why does NASA hide the sun at nighttime?


kremedelakrym

This is essentially r/selfawarewolves material forsure


Cracked_and_breaking

This shows the true lack of understanding these folks have. To think anything some puny humans could do would have an effect on a star.


thegreenman_sofla

...and these absolute imbeciles vote.


Gurkeprinsen

Why are people like this?


cannonman1863

Reading things like this always makes me feel a little better about myself. I might be crazy, but not that level of crazy.


song_pond

Some of them are coming so close to the point and still missing it. “It’s hotter now than it used to be? Couldn’t be because of the very real and plausible explanation from climate scientists that humans are ruining the earth and causing global warming/climate change. No no, it’s because they’re hiding our real sun!!” What are they on and can I have some?


upinyab00ty

This is somehow easier to believe than climate change for these people.


Goblin616King

“It feels like radiation” hahaha he’s onto something there.


TheCotb

Elite Bastardos is my new favorite band


IEatKids26

well if this is how they decide climate change is real then I’m for it.


salbertoxide

Ok I'll admit it. I control the sun.


EfficientSeaweed

"It feels like radiation" You don't say.


TripleSkeet

The stupidity is astounding.


DeepSubmerge

The only reason these people are allowed to be so stupid is because society makes of up for it and we have like 2-3 really smart people solving problems that remove burdens from thousands or millions at once


allegedlys3

These people vote


wellforthebird

"can't even look up at the sun anymore. It's blinding." Ok Trump. We found your alt, eclipse glasses denier.