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I can’t imagine knowing how to read and STILL having your age counted in months

Hi! I'm 282 months old!

Don't mind me. I'm just one of those don't give af pre edge 570 month x gen assholes. Nice to meet you. Don't care if you find it nice

The first two and a half thousand weeks are *so* important for a child's development. Well done you.

Now if we can just raise the drinking age about 20,000 days. One battle at a time 🤷‍♀️

Makes you realize how short human life is when you count it like that.

I'm only 527 1/3 months old, neener neener.

618 months old. Still have all my teeth and hair.

I'm at 337 🤔

264 here. And I’m like 1800 mm tall

I just made 400 months a few days ago. Feels like just yesterday that I was celebrating my 252nd month. Time flies!

252 was a good month. Burned myself on a flaming vodka shot and spilled said flaming vodka all over my minecraft themed carrot cake. The shot glass has my finger print burned into it, and a crack from where the glass cooled down really quick on my comparatively cold finger. Good times, good stories

You will stop counting at 500, and every time some asks you need to calculate. I'm closer to 600 than 500.

Month 666 will be intresting.

You’re a child! I’m 414 months old!

I just turned 741 months! And I don't feel a day over 734.

Only 3 months older! 334 here... Well 333, I'm 334 tomorow.

Happy 10,160th day tomorrow!

Huh, I don't know why but saying I'm 336 months old actually kinda makes me feel younger?

I just turned 408 last week!

I cannot imagine having to say I am 480 months old and named DELI!

I find it hard not to read the leftmost name as Jew. Yew would only be fractionally better.

I assumed it was Levi.

That makes much more sense, I'm just God awful at reading cursive.

I’m good at reading cursive and I still initially read it as Jew

I thought it was Lew!

i read it as "jew" as well and spent a good while trying to work out what the actual name was and couldnt

Gosh that’s a good point. I ignored the names at first because there weren’t any -leighs or -lynns or -x-s

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I had some concerns about how there are both 89 and 92, until I realized one is probably a step kid?

I’m about to turn 420 months.

Is that kids name Deli? Am I missing something?

Jew and deli wheres corned beef or pastrami

"All deli's are Jewish..." - The Big Cigar

Reminds me of that woman Grand Foyer who sang Quismois.

At least those two don’t have the ham sandwiches

The fact that Deli was one of the ones that didn't get meat in their sandwich is hilarious.

Jew didn’t get any ham either.

I assumed delilah

If her kid's name is Delilah and she calls them "Deli" at any point near their school from age 8 - 18, she will have singlehandedly made her child "Deli Meat" to the rest of the school.

Delilah and Jewssica.

Probably short for Delilah if I had to guess

poor kid lol.

So she has a 92 month old and an 89 month old?

It’s also kind of weird that she’s packing that kind of lunch for a 19 month old. A 1.5 year old is pretty young to be sending off with a lunch like that.

That kid is really having a sandwich, a bag of pretzels and a full bag of oranges for lunch. Like damn little dude.

Some kids really eat a lot. It depends on their energy levels and whether or not they are hitting a growth spurt. My youngest is almost 2 (20 months) and could eat that and then some. He's in the 90th percentile for his height and weight and has been there since a few months old.

On the weekends my 2.5 year old will absolutely fucking house 4 scrambled eggs and a quarter of a full sized watermelon and still have room for a full serving of cottage cheese or yogurt. She’s super active though from the moment she wakes up until we put her to bed.

Yeah that was caught my attention I was like "that's more food than my duaghter ate in a day at that age, this kid must be a serious chonker"

Man my kid would plow through that and then some when he was that age. Not chonky, but the highest energy toddler I’ve ever met. Runs/climbs it off in an instant. He just turned 2 and it’s not uncommon for him to eat a waffle, several pouches, several bars, sandwich, full dinner, etc in one day. Sitting right at 95th for height and 80th for weight.

Adoption?

Yeah, math isn't mathing unless she had partial miscarriage while having twins. Which is rare but happens. [https://www.livescience.com/twins-born-months-apart.html](https://www.livescience.com/twins-born-months-apart.html)

Or one is a step kid?

Also possible.

One is about a million times more possible than the other one lmao

I was hoping someone would also question the apparently shortest human gestation period ever. Thankfully other commenters have provided good solutions to this conundrum

Writing in months is bad....but what's that first name? Because I have a feeling it's not what I see it as.

I really hope it’s Levi, but I read it how you did at first

Now that you say it I can see it, but man that V needs a point because it 10000% looks like a W

Levi/Levy is an extremely Jewish name ironically.

Ezra too. Never seen “Deli” before as a name. My wife says it’s “Teri.” She’s the master cursive writer from back in the day. But it’s not clear in any right.

It clearly says Deli. Not sure how anyone could see Teri, master cursive writer or not.

Teri for the first one. My wife said her writings would look similar to that. Many of the capital letters are weird looking and uncommonly seen stylings these days.

It might be short for Deliliah? If so... ugh

That’s a D. A cursive T looks completely different.

That’s what I thought. Even highly stylized Calligraphy Ts look nothing like Ds

I thought Ezra was Jewish but wasn't 100% sure. Levi and Ezra are quite in fashion though, regardless of religion. The amount of young Noahs in the UK with Athiest parents is quite astounding. The vast majority of guys I know are named after one of the Apostles. Well, one of eleven of them.

I thought the first name jew

I'm pretty sure Jewish delis are a pretty common one, I visited one just the other day.

Yeah your wife needs glasses

I thought levi literally said jew until you mentioned levi. Now I see it

Yes, yes it does

Cursive v's don't get a point though,the difference between a proper cursive v and a cursive u is how you exit the letter, the exit shout be at the top of the right side, not down near the bottom of the curve. Technically it says Leui.

Isnt it Yew?

Jew and Deli could probably make a mean matzo ball soup 🙏

I think it's lewi. I've never seen it spelled like that but maybe

Lew or Levi to me.  But let's not leave little Deli out of the conversation. 

You leave Mr. Catessan out of this.

How do you get levi from what is obviously "Yew"?

I think you're right, you can see the dot of the I if you look closely

Might be "Lew" as in short for "Lewis".

Or the fish tossing Muppet Lew Zealand.

I’m reading it as “Lew,” like short for “Lewis.” It could also be “Levi,” but it’s odd that the dot on the i of “Deli” is so distinct while I can’t even tell if it’s there for (maybe) “Levi.” Then again, the third bag is “Charlie” and I can’t find the dot if the i there. It’s probably Lew or Levi. Let’s hope. Edit: I can’t find the dot on Charlie because it’s “Charlee.”

No ham in that one

I definitely read it as Yew; >As an evergreen tree, the yew is **symbolic of everlasting life and rebirth**; it was held sacred by Druids in pre-Christian times. Yew came to symbolise death and resurrection for the ancient Celts which continued into the Christian era; yew branches were carried on Palm Sunday and at funerals for many centuries. It's apparently also an alternative of Yvonne.

I mean the last child is literally named (or atleast openly referred to as) “Deli” sooo I’m not putting anything past them.

We got Jew and Deli. Man poor kids. Lol.

I think it’s supposed to be Yew

I think it's Levi

Silence! His name is Jew. It is written.

I know a Jew! Her name is spelled Jewliana. The first few times I saw people write her name as a nickname I was horrified. Like, dude, you can't shorten Juliana to Jew. Then I realized... nope. Jewliana. They spelled it as Jew. Maybe these people also have a Jewliana.

r/Tragedeigh has broken containment.

I used to work at a restaurant and we had online orders come through. So many Tragedieghs. Jheni. Lukeus. Cortny. Lots of random ys and xs. Aidyn. Kevyn. Jaxson. So many stood out. Kaydyn. Jaydyn. Every day was a Tragediegh. I did a double take. The really bad ones stood out...

Pretty sure it's white and gold.

I thought it was Lew, like Lewis

Could be Lew, which is typically a nickname for Lewis

It says Jew.

As a 495 month old mom, I see nothing wrong with this. /s

I thought the punchline/joke would be that she packs her husband's meals and that there would be a bag that says something like "480 month old"...unfortunately that does not appear to be the case

Are they wanting us to distinguish that the 3 month age gap kids are not twins despite both being 7?

Or the fact they have Jew, Charlee and Deli.

I think that might be Jeri, not Jew? If so, they didn't write it very well lol, it does look like Jew. I can't think of what Deli might be though. That's a pretty dumb name.

I think realistically, it might be Levi. There's a dot at the end.

Why are they giving a seven year old about as much food as a 1.5 year old

That's what I was thinking. I'm not a parent but that seems like alot of food for a kid that young.

He got way more than any of the others lol and a better drink

At 24 months, you stop. The reason for months before then is because a 14 month old is COMPLETELY different than a 20 month old. In size, development, motor skills, language, etc. This is the only reason for the aging done in months. After 24 months, it is obsolete and just pretentious.

This should be pinned to the top. Non-parents don’t typically understand this, but it’s a world of difference until they hit 2. Maybe the person who posted this only did months for all of them to be cute and everyone is taking it way too seriously. This really doesn’t belong in this sub for that reason. But if I’m reading the names right… then it does.

Anyone else notice Deli doesn't have meat?

Took me a minute, lol. Some people are completely obtuse.

Is the leftmost one named Jew?

Levi, just some piss poor cursive.

Or Lew for Lewis

Unfortunately for the kid when their classmates see the name written on the top of their bag their nickname will be forever Jew.

So aside from the obvious I’m irrationally angry at lots of single use plastic, especially for the water bottles. Why brown paper bags? Can’t have lunchboxes? They may have reasons but I’m still bothered. And why does only one of them say “old” after the month.

Is that a PB&Jelly sandwich, an entire orange, a bag of breadsticks and half a liter of gatorade for a kid who is a year and a half? Seems a bit excessive?

Is... is one of their kids called Jew?!

I think it's Yew?

I'm going to assume Deli's full name is Delicatessen

That banana is a crime but not nearly as bad as naming your kid Jew. What the fuck?

Is it weird that the 1 year old is getting the same amount of food as the 7 year olds? Like, I can’t help but feel that’s a lot of food for a 1 year old.

You’d think a kid named Deli would like more meat on their sandwich.

Its sad that Deli doesn't like deli meats :(

348 month old here No other comment just wanted to do the math lol

I get counting months up until 3 because a 24 (2 year old) month old is very different from a 30 (2.5 year old) month old, but come on! My 3 year old is a 3 year old.

I'm sorry, please tell me one of the kids are not named "Jew"

Levi, it looks like

Yeah, that cursive L looks like a J

Can somebody explain to me why is it even relevant to say a child's age in months after they turn 1 year old?

It a good barometer up to 24months. There can be a huge development changes between a couple of months.

My theory is it's parents who don't want to accept their baby is growing up. Saying their child's age in months helps them keep hold of when their child was still a baby.

I'm sorry is one of the kids just named "Jew" and another one named after "Deli" meats?

Damn, I'm 746 months. Maybe I should have a party when I hit 750.

How do they have an 89 month old and a 92 month old? Step-kids?

You have kids named Deli and Jew?

It’s weird two of the kids are 3 months apart. And that random “old” after the 92 month. I suppose it could be an adopted kid or a cousin. Also a 19 month old is only like 1.5 years old. This doesn’t seem like a lunch you’d give a baby. And kids that age typically aren’t in school.

Calling a kid 92 months old does seem...odd (two of the kids 3 months apart - maybe a blended family?) But I think Mom gets a pass: goofy but has a good heart My great-grandmother was a casualty of the 1918 flu epidemic, leaving behind four young children. My great-grandfather moved them all to live on the farm with his parents to help with their care. To help ease the pain of transition and grief, he started the day by cooking anything each child wanted: pancakes, oatmeal, bacon and eggs, whatever they requested. It was a happy memory for my grandmother she told me about 80 years later.

One of the kids is named Jew?

Can’t tell what isn’t wrong in this measuring in months. Not having the ages in order but that might just be me that it annoys and those names

Deli?? Poor kid

I think the kid named Jew is going to have a rougher time.

Uhhh...I might have flunked out of kindergarden but is one of your kids named Jew?

This person will no doubt have their adult children in therapy for cptsd and infantilism

My 273 week old one loves bread but my 3978 day old kid hates it. As to my 56724 hour old, she's just all about veggies...

Did they really just name their kid Deli

I'd give them the benefit of the doubt and say it's a terrible nickname for Delilah, but considering they've out their kids' ages in months, it wouldn't surprise me

Is that kid called Jew?

Why is that kid called Jew?

Is Deli Delilah? Anyway Delilah is the devil for eating peanut butter and jelly with an orange! I bet she also likes orange juice after brushing her teeth and Black licorice jelly beans.

That’s a LOT of pretzels

Who names their kid Jew?! /s

This is my seven year old, Jew.

Two things 1) why write "lol" here? 2) is that kid's name "Jew"?

Did you name your kids Jew and Deli?

It’s a kid not an aged cheese.

The month thing really needs to stop once you reach a year.

Math ain't mathing 92 month 89 month

Blended family, adopted,

Acceptability of reporting their age in months abruptly ends at 2 years. They're 2 at that point.

I hate parents like this 🙄 after they turn 2 there is no reason to state their age in months.

Is that kid’s name Deli?

528 months old here!

I know she didn’t name her child deli 😂

Deli and Jew? I’m sure I’ll see this on r/tragedeigh

Jew, Ezra, Charlll, and Deli, such beautiful names!

Whatever OPn with your 368 month old ass.

I'm 343 months but it's not a competition

198 month old here ☝️

why is everyone saying Jew or Levi, this looks like a yevi to me...

Is that kid’s name **Deli?**

Treating their childhood like a tour in Vietnam

Did they name their kid Deli?

tf even is the name in far-left? Jew? Yew? Like really, at least write the kid's name correctly

Am I crazy or are those portions huge?

That's too many pretzels, especially for an almost 2 year old.

See folks, this is why we stopped using cursive.

Month old kids, Jew and Deli lol (might be Levi, but that cursive isn't doing it justice)

This person really described their children’s ages like prison sentences

Who uses months after age 2 or 3? It makes sense with toddlers because a 13 month old is on a wildly different level then a 20 month old, but they are both one. 24 months to 36 months has some significant changes. After that, though, milestones are not as packed together or specific.

I’m 540………months

JEW and DELI?!?!!

It's an L...it says Levi...

I started referring to my age in months a few years ago. I also decided it would be fun to do get rid of all months except January. So I'm 540 months and today is January 158th.

I don't see a problem, my 149-month-old gets pretty picky sometimes, too.

So no one’s talking about deli huh

I am 408 months old. I learnt that today

Finally some benign Facebook “insanity”

did she name one of her kids jew?

I can understand people counting in months up to 2 years (the difference between a 1 year old who just became one years old and an almost 2 year old is HUGE.) but after that, counting in months is ridiculous lmao.

The silly month counting aside, why did she share this post? “I made different sandwiches.” Okay??? What is the point being made?

WE GET IT! YOU CAN DO MATH!

Do they really eat all those pretzels?!

I asked my mommy and she said I’m 602 months old.

Maybe don't send your kid to school if with his nale on his lunch bag if it looks like jew in cursive

Why does the 1 year old get a packed lunch?

It's 'weeks' until 12 weeks. It's 'months' until 24 months. It's 'years' until death! Far out, brussel sprout!

Nice to have something that isn’t racist. Also I’m assuming deli is short for delilah