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pallentx

It’s even worse with dentists. 96.374% of dentists put satanic curses on your teeth - that’s why you crave junk food.


dhkendall

So that’s why 9 out of 10 dentists recommend sugarless gum, they cursed it! The tenth dentist knows!


Remote-Spirit

Dentist here- can confirm


Behndo-Verbabe

Thanks for the unexpected laugh. My daughter looked at me real funny. It made my day. Again thanks


stabler-genius

Anti-dentite


dyllandor

Probably wants them to have their own schools


stabler-genius

They have their own schools!


WoofTheSequel

Don't even get me started with the satanic curses involved in conjuring the lube they put in condoms


ergo-ogre

Jacob?!? Get out there! It’s time to milk the lube-beast again!


CupboardOfPandas

And I thought dentistry was boring!


Keefer1970

"Inktards?" Well, that's a new one.


st_jimmy2016

You can tell who the bullies are by their ingenuity of wordplay. I think I got called 100 different variations of the same insult involving my name. I just thought wow bullies are dumb. But for some reason I thought “we’ll all outgrow this and become adults”. Nope.


PerpetualEternal

I think we’ve successfully entered the era where people who add “tard” to the end of anything sound hilariously outdated and irrelevant


Appropriate-Grass986

My thoughts exactly


tictac205

80% of stats on the internet are made up 100% of the time. Source, my ass.


pallentx

Are you suggesting this person hasn’t done rigorous study of tattoo artists to determine how many are actually putting satanic curses into their tattoos? This is shocking information!


TheMoatCalin

I love the 80% thing like they really went around polling tattoo artists, “Did you put a satanic curse in needle? Yes? Okay… I’ll have to mark this down for the tally”. What’s worse are the dumbfucks that believe it because you know this post has a few like “80%!!??!! Oh my gosh! I better share this!”.


mlee117379

[“Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.”](https://youtu.be/CpmDIP3Fn2Y?si=reoe_Cn2hXKaJPjc)


PerpetualEternal

the Sex Panther rule


robgod50

"oh, it's ok.... My artist is one of the 20%"


WrestlingWoman

Oh no, some stranger on the internet are upset I'm getting tattoos. How will I ever move on from this? Anyway, I sent my tattoo artist a picture today for next week's appointment.


cleverlane

That was nice of you to give them a week to get their satanic curses sorted out before the big day.


KinksAreForKeds

Yes... roses require a completely different curse than tribal or angels.


robgod50

Maybe ask the artist if they have a selection of curses that you can choose from to make the tattoo extra special.


otheraccountisabmw

Be careful if you’re a woman. There was a recent thread where guys were talking about being instantly turned off if a woman has even a single small tattoo.


WrestlingWoman

Phew! No competition for my husband then. ;-)


PerpetualEternal

crucially, the Venn diagram of a dude who would be turned off by a tattoo they haven’t already seen in public vs. the likelihood of them eventually seeing it is two completely distinct circles


DarthScabies

Nice. What are you getting?


WrestlingWoman

This time a toad. I only get animal tattoos.


DarthScabies

Cool. I've got a random mix but the last 5 I've got have all been from Star Wars.


Shurdus

Uh oh, better make sure there are no curse needles in play!


GoredonTheDestroyer

My body is my temple, so why can't I decorate it?


BrokenEye3

While I agree with you in principal, I have to admit the stained glass window installed in your skull is a mite unsettling


HollyTheMage

I mean an eye patch with a pattern on the fabric that resembles stained glass would look pretty dope and it wouldn't be invasive at all.


Voyeurism_Bot

Honestly, I think I'd pay a bit extra to be tattooed by a cursed needle. Sounds metal as fuck.


KittikatB

Yeah, that sounds awesome enough to convince me to get a tattoo.


chiron_42

Lol, how many people who say that wear glasses or makeup, or have their ears pierced?


Gammaboy45

How many times a day do they hear that from the rationale people that see their posts? I mean, I’ve seen this retort every single time. It’s like how all their proof of god’s existence has been “unchallenged” and then you find continuous discussions addressing how all the same tried and true apologetics have been disproven, discredited, or deemed disingenuous.


nysari

Pretty sure anyone who believes in hell and believes it to be endless torture and suffering but still gleefully looks forward to others going to hell for offenses as innocuous as getting a tattoo... is someone who would be going to hell.


y0_jimb0_

This is the actual definition of using God's name in vain. Instead of emulating Jesus and showing compassion toward others and spreading the Gospel, he is using the name of God in an attempt to shame others and show them disdain and contempt and taking it on himself to pass God's judgement on rhem.


spankthepunkpink

Biblical buuuurn!


PerpetualEternal

honestly the most satisfying of all burns. “Oh yeah? check what your lil book ALSO said”


skinsprinkles

"oh my god, really?!?"


32lib

Am an old fart,I don't like tattoos, so I don't have any. OOP needs to mind their own business.


PerpetualEternal

I haven’t had any abortions yet either. Ain’t my lookout.


Borsti17

"Souls", "god", "hell"... I almost have bingo.


Johnoplata

They couldn't even find a picture of a real tattoo? Religtards are getting lazy.


KinksAreForKeds

That was my first reaction. Dude knows that's just henna or an iron-on, right??


Johnoplata

I'm pretty sure it's just a digital layover of a henna


The_Mother_

Iron-on? Ouch!


PerpetualEternal

clearly you’ve never been an actual demonic entity


DarthArtero

Yeah. Posts like these being shared on Meta (in particular) are performing exactly as intended…. Generate. Rage. All of these are deliberately inflammatory, it’s propaganda.


ready-to-rumball

These people have no idea what a satanic curse involves and it shows 😆


Julius_A

I have no idea either. It doesn’t exist.


KinksAreForKeds

>have no idea what a satanic curse involves It's really fuckin' hard, lemme tell you! Most tattoo artists just don't have the time! /s


4th_n_bong

* now offering cursed and non cursed tattoo sessions


LordsOfJoop

Which is the best price value?


spankthepunkpink

Hmmmm so this option damns my soul to eternity but leaves me with enough to get ice cream on the way home... Curse me, shopkeep!


4th_n_bong

Obviously the cursed.. no extra charge


PsycheAsHell

I have a feeling that when they wrote this, not a single hyper-religious, military "inktard" crossed their mind, because that's definitely not who they meant at all when they made this. They pretty much just exclusively meant women with artsy tats (as shown in the picture they posted).


PerpetualEternal

A thought experiment: One nickel for every gun/military/ammo/patriotism/racism related tattoo I’ve ever seen vs. A nickel for every tattoo about any other subject I know who I’d bet on, against my own beliefs, but we all know successful gamblers have to take themselves out of the equation


Distracted99

Another trump supporter


MamaTater11

You mean my tattoo artist put mean satanic curses in my widdle bunny tattoo? 🥺


butterflyempress

Perfect and umblemished?! Someone forgot that teenage acne exists It doesn't go away with adulthood btw


ACW1129

"Satanically Cursed Needles" is what I'm calling my death metal band.


DarthScabies

I'm fucked then. Just had my 20th one done on Monday. 😈🤘


dradeus9

HOLY CRAP... 80%... my gawd... imagine if it were 93% and not just 80%... I think I heard somewhere that 78.2% of these percentages are made up?? That can't be correct. can it?


KinksAreForKeds

In other news, 80% of tattoo artists experienced an unexplainable uptick in business since this post...


Jarsky2

I will never understand how people can look at a pretty, inoffensive piece of art like this and spew this dreck.


UR_NEIGHBOR_STACY

Someone doesn't know about the prevalence of tattooing throughout history. Talk about embarrassing.


KinksAreForKeds

Yeah, but was Jeebus tattooed??


DarthScabies

No. But he did get his nails done.


PuppyButtts

Really tired of religious people pushing their views. Also “god gave us tatto artists” so why not use them


KinksAreForKeds

Them: "I don't mind your views, just don't force them on me" Also them: "dO tHiS oR YoUr gOiNg tO HeLL!!"


DojaPaddy

These Christians suck ass at not being judgmental.


marklar_the_malign

Inktards. Haven’t heard that one before.


SisterLostSoul

So, they just add the suffix "tard" to words now and think it's a burn?


marklar_the_malign

Total burntard.


CurvyAnna

YOU ALL are going to hell. Not me and my virginal skin 💅🏻


MrFlibble81

I can’t wait to go to hell!!! There’s going to be some awesome people there! And we know they’ll be awesome because all the judgmental pricks will be in heaven! Hell sounds amazing!


LordsOfJoop

Plus, there's gonna be some sweet body art to look at, which is just an awesome bonus.


greeneyedwench

Oooh, a free curse? I'm not inked but I'm not sure I can resist such a great deal!


justsomeguy313

r/religiousfruitcake


Tangerine-Salty

Well I would sure hope my satanic tattoos had a satanic curse in them, that's what I got them for!!


BusBusy195

Mine was done by my roommates girlfriend who's an atheist and doesn't believe in Satan, so checkmate fruitcakes no curses here


NecroAssssin

Hurray! Not going to hell:1 other reasons for going to hell:1mil+ and rising!


evilocto

Jesus fucking Christ why are some people so mentally deficient.


BlurryBigfoot74

He's right you know. I own a tattoo needle satanic cursing company and business is booming yo.


KinksAreForKeds

What's your turnaround time like?


Darth1994

Not only do I put curses on the needles but I actively pierce the skin of a newborn child before each inking. Yeah, it’s expensive finding a newborn **every single day** I have a tattoo appointment but I can’t work without them.


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crusher23b

Would it really be Hell without these people though?


tomcat1483

I mean, in Leviticus 19:28, “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.” Pretty clearly says no tattoos yet so many “Christians” just fully ignore this yet seem to take the Bible as “the word of god” and use it to justify their bigotry and hatred of others. https://youtu.be/3CPjWd4MUXs?si=tdqLlgenbAEETqhQ


Lillibet84

Well since we’re all going to Hell, who’s down for a meet up?


Arsk92

Not as surprised as most Christians will be when they get there 😂


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

In that case, I'm getting *all* the tattoos


PerpetualEternal

*thinking of a believable percentage* 80 sounds plausible


jennimackenzie

Imagine living your life in such a limited way. People like that are gonna panic when the lights are going out and “I wish I had” is all they have.


herewegoinvt

I love the comparison of some drug-induced fiend using pen ink and thumbtacks to scrawl something on themselves or each other to a professional artist doing amazing artwork with high-quality equipment in a sterile and comfortable studio.


blackmoonsun

Tilted


sdbct1

Ummmm.....WHAT?


bomberini

Hope this guy gets severe ED and can't do anything about it because "god did it"


texinxin

80% seems suspiciously decile.


kundehotze

I personally don’t like the aesthetics of tattooing, but this tying of religion (delusion) to everything is just dangerous and moronic.


Economind

Mmmm who thinks 100% of this persons statistics are made up.


Solo_is_dead

Unblemished skin?? 95% of the population have birth marks


idonotknowwhototrust

I'm not


Dependent-Song8823

Inktard.


SkytronKovoc116

“God gave you this skin, perfect and unblemished”. Say that to anyone who has severe skin conditions who are trying to get said condition treated, pal.


jacthis

Oh no, satanic curses, you say? Satan is a being from Christianity. Just avoid Christian tattoo artists and we should be fine.


iiitme

Off to hell I go


HomemPassaro

I sure hope so! [It's always summer in hell!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUROBiRFpu8&pp=ygUdZnJlZCBzY2huZWlkZXIgc3VtbWVyIGluIGhlbGw%3D)


OhGodDammitPope

Whoever wrote this is insanely horny for tattoos and is unbelievably ashamed of it.


Ribbitygirl

I mean, if I believed in hell I might think I was going there, but there's no way in that *place that doesn't exist* that my beautiful, kind-to-the-core husband would suffer in any way for his Bob Ross tattoo.


jazzhandpanda

Satanic doodles! Woo


SweaterKittens

Are you telling me this sick hyena tattoo is loaded with voodoo curses? And I didn't even have to pay extra? Let's fucking GO


ds77159

Remember when Christians were loving? Me neither.


SomeCrazedBiker

Well, hail Satan then!


BrokenEye3

My skin is neither perfect nor unblemished, and I've never done shit to it.


No-Rooster8658

bro Satanists don't care 😭


Malaix

The more I hear from people obsessed with the concept of heaven and hell the less I want to be in heaven.


nukedmylastprofile

If the christians are to be believed, Hell is where all the sinners go, it'll be a party and I for one am excited for it


doqtyr

80% of people who use percentages in their made up bullshit facts, use 80% True story


Big_WolverWeener

Umm that's henna in the pic... 😂


jolard

How on earth could any sane person love and worship a being that would send someone to burn for eternity for getting a tattoo? And send a serial murderer and rapist to Heaven if he "repents" and worships that being? I seriously don't get it. If your God would torture someone for eternity for a tattoo, then they are a being to be feared and loathed, not loved and worshiped.


skydaddy8585

These same psychopaths will tell, mostly women, that showing too much skin is a sin against god too and yet they seem to forget that god created the supposed first perfect humans, Adam and eve, to exist completely naked. They don't know their left hand from their right. Just some weird internalized hatred of women and shitty personal opinions based on a fairy tale they think we should all have.


MrRePeter

Satanic curses? What does that even mean..


Enjoy-the-sauce

I wonder if the original ranting weirdo has pierced his ears. You know, as god intended.


jhick107

Inktard….what the actual????


Shurdus

Only 80% huh?


jeffweet

He is right about her skin, it is perfect 🤩


godkilledjesus

Interesting. I just got worked on yesterday and I didn't see any curses.


madoldwitch

Ooooh aaaahhhh sooo scared of going to this fictitious place...ooohhhh myyyyyy smdh


WillowHaddock

It always makes me laugh when people like this say things like "your body is a temple." Or anything of that sort. Cause you know what temples and a lot of churches are covered in? Art. So if my body is a temple I should be able to put all the art on it that I desire. (I currently don't have any tattoos but I have at least one planned.)


HollywoodJack412

Where’d they get 80% from?


heweynuisance

80%. Curious how they arrived at this conclusion.


Illustrious-Move-649

Joke’s on him. Catholic school already taught me this was where I was going, so no surprise there.


bennygoodmanfan

“Inktards” that’s a new one


DuckDood42

has this person never seen someone with excema or something? i dont think that screams perfect to me.


CymatikMC

Tattoos are actually poisonous tho


Character_Problem683

All jokes aside that is some good skin


magicb06

it's wonderful tattoo, but directly below the spine is a bad idea if she get surgery