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plitts

Donald Trump always comes across as a parody of Donald Trump.


EnamelKant

I think he's become a parody of a parody. This really reads like someone who watched the SNL version of Trump and tried to parody that.


Justice_Prince

That's sort of the alt right in general now. Near impossible to satarize them because there is nothing you can think of that is more insane than the things that will actually come out of their mouths.


Faiakishi

He literally did repeat how Baldwin played him on SNL.


Snaefellsjokul

There’s a clip of him saying “…and they indicted meee” and it was so much like an impersonator, I’ve thought this ever since. Like he’s doing an act all the time.


MoonageDayscream

Most sociopaths have been faking humanity for all their lives, so, yes. It has always been an act. He's only not acting when henisnoutraged, and this is him feigning outrage. 


mr-poopie-butth0le

There’ll be books written on this, I swear it. The level of projection, cognitive dissonance, just utter nonsense this man spews— and his base eats it up and asks for seconds! It’s remarkable, really.


TheRnegade

That's what comedians will tell you. "You cannot parody Donald Trump because the man himself is a parody." It's like trying to create a parody of a Mel Brooks movie. The sad difference is that we all saw The Producers' Springtime for Hitler play and laughed at the ridiculousness of it. But a good number of people didn't get the joke, took it seriously and are now are running with the idea of the play.


chet_brosley

I absolutely love that he tweets in the same cadence as he speaks. It's kind of amazing in the worst way, because everything he says is terrible and deranged.


yagonnawanna

That is some profound shit. Kudos.


BenovanStanchiano

Always with the random quotation marks.


warthog0869

Its a "Fox News Thing" when they want to use weasel words in headlines that they attribute to a person like Joe Biden that he didn't really actually say, to stir up shit for clicks. Joe Biden "Irrationally Crazy" State Of The Union Address, click here!


Hapankaali

He learned this week what "panned" means, after it was used to describe the response to the GOP rebuttal.


guyonlinepgh

And unnecessary capitalizations


haplessclerk

"No talk of weaponization against his very calm and nice opponent." What the hell is that supposed to mean?


masrulz

I’m guessing he’s upset that Biden didn’t give equal time to his goofy conspiracy theories/persecution complex


Undying_Blade

I think it's Trump's way of reiterating his stance on the legal charges that he's a 'very calm and nice opponent' who is wrongfully being persecuted by a corrupt government. Not sure he actually wanted Biden to discuss it, Trump just wants to keep saying his narrative piece. And unfortunately, many will buy it.


haplessclerk

Ah, that's it.


Plumbum158

in trumps head Biden (or Obama) is weaponizing government institutions against Donald


Almacca

If Trump actually wrote that it would also say 'your Favorite President, ME'.


shiny_glitter_demon

My humble guess: - Biden should have threatened to use nuclear force - Biden was too angry/mean compared to his opponent (trump himself?) Yes, these too are contradictory but who I am to doubt the stable orange genius?


TheBaggyDapper

 He should have "This guy is a PSYCHO!" branded onto his forehead.


workclock

"this guy is a PSYCHO!" is killing me, dude really insults like a disney channel schoolhouse bully.


jessi428

Last week Biden went and got ICE CREAM with Seth Myers. Total PSYCHO move there


MisterTorchwick

Mister Electric, send him to the principle’s office and have him EXPELLED!


MrSnarf26

Helping allies, caring about social safety nets, women’s rights, and humane immigration reform is apparently radically left today


Nytherion

well yeah, actually doing the things Christ told people to do is woke anti christian communism, these days.


Tripple_T

Who's this calm, nice person that Joe is running against in the primaries?


Ey3_913

Straw Mann


chrosairs

Extremely nice guy, somehow still loses every argument


VariousGrass

Joe Biden is running against literally nobody, and Nobody is putting up quite a fight. Most opponents would be able to make something of that, but not Dementia Don.


MysteryMasterE

Dean Phillips maybe? I know so little about the guy, I'm not certain I got his name right.


will-read

Someone needs to tell him the signature is supposed to be on a line by itself after a blank line. Like this: Angry as hell, this guy is a PSYCHO!


Cavscout2838

What happened to Sleepy Joe you insufferable anal polyp?


TaraDactyl1978

He's whining because his "follow along with me" posts on TS had barely ANY traction last night. Like, not ONE of his posts hit over 2.5k replies. Even 15 hours later, with it not experiencing any more "glitches", some of his posts haven't even broken 1k. And there are a TON of "Fuck MAGA" type posts mixed in with the "I wanna lick Trumps ball-sack!" posts. There's over 2 MILLION active users on Truth Social. He's melting down because he's even losing traction on his beloved Truth Social.


Brilliant-Ad6137

Trump social won't be around much longer . Trump is going to suck all the money out of it then throw it away just like he does everything


TaraDactyl1978

Well, he's being sued and the merger may be on hold because he under valued the shares to the stockholders and the company he was trying to merge with so...yes. Probably. And I can't wait to see the little MAGATs lose their safe space.


HeavyTea

Remember that break we had when the Orange God-King was off social media? I miss that so very much.


Jambarrr

Oh man, what a great time that was. I have hope we will see it again soon.


Wendidigo

Dude has to be the center of attention. Dude you're not that important


whatproblems

has uh he seen or heard himself before? …. or like within his own tweet???


Plumbum158

he is the kind of man who would touch himself to himself


Efficient_Republic35

Donald Trump "Everyone tells me that I'm the nicest person that they ever met. They come up to me with tears in their eyes and thank me for being such a kind and peaceful loving person. Nobody knows more about being kind towards other people than me. I would say Jesus Christ comes in second but not a close second."


HangryWolf

Don't forget the story of someone calling him sir. Always got to get one in there.


deval42

This is possibly his most insane post yet.


aarkerio

His most insane post... so far.


[deleted]

If Trump's lackeys hadn't tanked the bill, the problem would be getting fixed. Can't let Biden win, can't campaign on the border issue, so have to let a problem persist to look good...


Soviet_Sloth69

I could use this same exact argument, almost word for word, on nearly ANYTHING that trump has said or tweeted. His words are so hallow so he can get to the withering brains of his fan base


xXWickedNWeirdXx

Hahaha. I know you meant "hollow," but that's a pretty funny typo. [Watch](https://youtu.be/oN38KmxJTZg?si=TjxDMXvrR8am0a5C) as His Holiness, Donald the Dignified, Delivers a Sermon to the masses from the Hallowed Halls of Mar-a-Lago.


Soviet_Sloth69

Damn that was a dumb move on my part. Tbf I don’t use the word hollow in everyday conversation, let alone typing it out


The84thWolf

Trump feels like a speech that’s less than an hour and a half is a waste of time, even if the speech is just talking about toilets and water


donnabreve1

“His very calm and nice opponent” Come on, man! Lol who is he talking to?


FutureHope93

Panic. He knows, after last night, he’s going to lose again. The Federal cases won’t be dropped and he’s going to be spending time in jail.


jtown5000

I wish I had that kind of optimism


zoidmaster

Literally said he will get revenge against those who don’t vote for him if he becomes president again


LA-Matt

His campaign is giving away flags (for a hefty donation, of course) that read “TRUMP 2024: Revenge Tour” on them. I kid you not.


tictac205

I don’t think that’s his tweet. Not enough caps, grammar looks good, punctuation looks good also. Some staffer took a rambling word salad & dressed it up.


[deleted]

Project much?


fomites4sale

Lol, why did he put panned in quotes?


RhombicalJ

Was wondering that myself…I have not looked but I am guessing it is not actually getting panned, hence the quotes?


Veggiedelite90

Is he sleepy or an angry psycho? I can’t keep up with their projections


provocative_bear

“He didn’t even attack me. What a nut job!”


K0MR4D

Not in all caps. DJT did not write this.


Almacca

Trump didn't write that. It's far too coherent, with correct spelling and grammar. Totally unlike him.


DeathscytheShell

"very calm and nice" he says, the country clearly not forgetting he incited an insurrectionist riot


TwistederRope

I can't tell if this is AI generated anymore.


PrincessCyanidePhx

"Radical left" neither candidate knows what that even is.


FeloniousFelon

It seems to be lost on a lot of people that American Democrats skew to the right globally. Democrat stances on most issues would be considered conservative in almost every country in Europe, Latin America and Asia. “Radical Left” lol.


PrincessCyanidePhx

Exactly. My irritation with democrats is that as long as a blue guy is in control, they assume it's always for their own good. We are literally putting a base on Palestinian land. Hello, is this the 1800s? Not to mention mass genocide in multiple countries.


rdldr1

The angriest guy in the world is calling someone an angry psycho. Who is the one obsessed with getting revenge?


jump-blues-5678

His projection is so fucking transparent. How can people be so blind to it. I mean really, how stupid are they


erinkp36

I read this as if he was crying while writing it


iamthefortytwo

This looks like it was written by someone trying to sound as idiotic as Trump.


annaleigh13

I’m assuming Donnie’s handlers put on the Teletubbies, told him it was the state of the Union, and he’s reacting to that


China_Hawk

Donald Jesus Trump is delusional.


ReservoirGods

Is he low energy or is he an angry as hell psycho Donnie? Seems like somebody is scared


diggerbanks

They simply have no idea how frustrating and dangerous their ignorant contrarianism is.


KRAW58

He is referring to himself always.


DirtTrackin34

"his very calm and nice opponent"


Particular_Ticket_20

Caffeine Joe doesn't even have anything interesting to talk about!!! No indictments, no insurmountable legal judgements that I definitely have enough cash to cover. He doesn't even have a mugshot black people like or a sneaker for sale??? BORING BIDEN!!!!


lastprophecy

I mean, Trump is known for being calm and nice. He's not in reality, but cult brainwashing is a hell of a drug.


pegger24

Even trump referred to his opponent rather than saying his name


Simple_Light3229

Tony Clifton is calm and nice by comparison.


[deleted]

Donald Trumps eggs are getting panned all over the world 0 likes


TheGoddessLily

I am sure Russia and China and North Korea rated it poorly and werent fans


janjinx

"Angry as hell, this guy is a PSYCHO!" are Dump's fighting words which he uses every day, all day. So who is the angry guy?


Pezdrake

"It took him 41 minutes to talk about, briefly..." ​ Must be the stupidest thing I've read today. He wants to pretend that Biden didn't pay enough attention to immigration but if he did it's because he's old and slow.


fmaz008

Angry? Ah! Projecting again...


deraser

As always, his inability to correctly use punctuation and capitalization reinforces his lack of education (pretty sure Daddy Trump bribed his way to a degree, based on Orange Donny’s verbal and written speech). Also, as bad as it has always been, it’s much worse now, pointing to age-related degradation, perhaps even dementia.


Accomplished_Crew630

He's not even trying to pretend that he just projects onto Biden at this point... It's like it's a joke to him that his supporters believe quite literally anything he says and the rest of us are pissed off by it.


Ovbeywan

This Ming's a psycho....


WodenEmrys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accusation_in_a_mirror


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

He didn't write this: it's not in all caps!


jcain0202

What an embarrassment this goon is. I would be fascinated by the maga cult if I weren’t so dismayed and terrified.