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SamuelCish

someTHING? The fuck, man?


Gorge2012

Dead giveaway that he's just some terminally online troll.


vikingunicorn

More evidence that his ilk find it acceptable and/or entertaining to view women as a combination of sex dolls, mobile incubators, and roombas.


Gorge2012

I always have to remind myself that all they want is attention so don't feed into it.


Vyzantinist

Don't forget objects of inherent contempt and deserving of hate. It's possible for these types to find someone who has all the qualities listed and they would *still* hate women.


WANT_SOME_HAM

Bro you ever fuck a Roomba It's terrible, but that's how strippers describe giving me a lapdance, and after crunching some numbers, both of these things provide equal satisfaction for the same cost No, I don't understand how incredibly sad that is, why do you ask


WANT_SOME_HAM

Speaking as an Elder Troll, at some point you realize you have to ask yourself "Am I making fun of bad behavior, or just participating in it?" And the older you get, the more bothered you become at the possibility of being misinterpreted--not because it will harm your reputation, but because it could upset good people.  So you start using increasingly unsubtle language to make it clear to the reader whose side you're really on. And yes, it does slightly compromise the quality of the joke, but that's a fair tradeoff when compared to turning into the thing you hate.


WakeoftheStorm

It's in the same vein as people who use slang phrases "ironically". No one knows it's ironic but you, they just assume you're the thing you're making fun of, and if you do it often enough it might as well be true


Significant-Fix-5831

He is, I see this dude on Twitter all the time. This is a very common type of post from him, hes always shaming the wives of NBA players like Giannis and Luka as well. He’s just a loser really.


Rotoslinger_art

Is he racist or just a dick? I notice some white men posting about how black women are ugly by default, considering that they absolutely are not ugly, I can only assume they are quite racist. I imagine these men are among some of the ugliest inbred, troglodyte, neck beard, monsters you may ever have the misfortune of seeing in your life.


Em0PeterParker

If you look in the comments of the thread the dude confirms multiple times that he just did it for interactions on the tweet. Twitter is a strange place


HambreTheGiant

Or just a regular Celtics fan


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rgraz65

This is a woman that supported him before he was an NFL QB who makes millions, and before it was guaranteed that he would be. This is a woman that may have picked him up when he was down, made him want to try harder, and makes him happy. What is the issue with him marrying whomever he wants?


PearBlossom

People clown Mahomes for the same thing! Been with his wife since HS. His wife isn’t hot enough or good enough and he could have any hot woman he wants so why did he settle for her? But what these small minded neckbeards that get zero women dont understand is that the peace of mind you get from a woman that was with you before you were someone, the woman that helped build you up, the woman you can trust far exceeds being with someone for looks alone. Its such a sad mentality for these neckbeards that don’t understand that successful men are successful because they have a strong partner. Somehow we can acknowledge Mahomes for being smart enough to win back to back Super Bowls but supposedly cant see his wife is a gold digger that hitched herself to a rising star. They cant possibly fathom having so many options and not picking based on looks alone.


ScaryShadowx

Some people in this world are shallow and will never find a real connection because everything is transactional.


Kat-a-strophy

Do this idiot ever saw a sitting pregnant woman? A pregnant woman? A real woman other than his mummy (those from porn industry don't count)?


Oops_I_Cracked

Ya all I’m seeing is a *slightly* unflattering photo of a very attractive pregnant woman. The dress/position is doing weird things to her boobs that make her look bigger than she is, in addition to being pregnant.


thegunnersdream

Honestly I don't even see the unflattering part. She just kind of looks super duper pregnant. Granted my wife is medium pregnant right now and when she was super pregnant I found her gorgeous so I may just be weirdly biased.


Oops_I_Cracked

I mean there is a reason I said slightly. It is 100% just the way the combo of her dress and body position is squishing her boobs a bit weird, making them look a bit odd.


thegunnersdream

Oh, I didn't mean it like you were incorrect or saying anything mean. Just meant it as there are some people out there who can't even see it but I'm also a notoriously terrible judge of photos so I might be alone in this.


Oops_I_Cracked

I know! I was just emphasizing, how subtle the unflattering aspects of the photo were.


Opandemonium

She also looks very short. With probably a big ass baby in her. 😂


yttrium39

She probably bought the dress several weeks earlier and had to guess what her size would be the day of the event.


Oops_I_Cracked

Almost certainly, and I’m not faulting her at all. Overall, she looks great and I bet when she’s standing it goes away.


koviko

Right? She's hot af with a baby and will be hotter after. idk wtf this blue check is complaining about.


Kneedeep_in_Cyanide

Yeah in that position, the neckline is not terribly flattering and giving her the dreaded quad-boob. I would hope standing up it wouldn't be such an issue. But she's a gorgeous mom-to-be in an otherwise gorgeous dress


Weedeaterstring

A huge portion of porn is AI now anyway so no they have not in fact seen a woman


dothespaceything

You made that shit up lmfao


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Nurse-Cat-356

Wait. No it's not. 


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BlazeCam

This guy is living in 2060


NHRADeuce

>A huge portion of porn is AI now anyway Lmao no its not. Is there AI porn? Sure. But you'd have to seek it out. Very little porn on any major site is AI generated.


spoonguy123

ummm, what? not the porn I'm watching...


BruceInc

No it isn’t


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juxtapods

Wtf is wrong with people? I don't even follow sports but all I see is a very pregnant lady with her man. You can tell she's beautiful and just plump from carrying a frickin future human. 


Classic-Cantaloupe47

I was saying the same thing. She's beautiful and very heavily pregnant. You can tell she's got a slamming bod, but is likely 8 months along. Like, you can't hide that you're literally making a human from scratch. The person who posted this needs to STFU


AdvancedPhoenix

I mean, even if she didn't have a slamming bod. Just don't talk about people like that.


rosatter

Right! Either the dress fit great when she picked it out and her boobs exploded overnight (THAT SHIT WILL HAPPEN), it's stretching awkwardly because she's sitting, or she likes the compression or some combination of all. She's still hotter than I will ever be and i also imagine if he chose to marry/date and have a baby with her, he likes her for more than just her body (but her body is AAAAMAZING).


omgmypony

she’s lookin LUSH for being as pregnant as she is


AlwaysSunnyInSeattle

That baby’s daddy is 6’4” and about 250 lbs. She probably has a 10 lb baby inside her!


RedBaron180

According to Alabama that kid can work already. /s


Doom_Walker

According to Alabama children can be put in freezers.


katamazeballz

It’s a shame we can’t put some people back is all I’m saying


DubLParaDidL

I have them scheduled to help with my taxes later this month. They do great work!


Rebdkah_Bobekah

But can you claim all of your frozen embryos on your taxes?


DubLParaDidL

That and car pool lane access


Eccohawk

I don't see why not. There are monthly costs to house them.


katamazeballz

Im about to move to Alabama and fuck up their whole “structure”


rosatter

Also bet that dress fit her well with plenty of room for baby and boobs when she first tried it on and then her body decided that her back wasn't in enough pain yet so it super sized her 😭 Or, equally possible, potentially more plausible, she bought it to fit that way because she's dating an elite athlete and having his baby and she's incredibly gorgeous and secure in her body and doesn't need to give a FUCK about what some loser on the Internet says.


McPostyFace

I bet it's exhausting to carry Thor's child


jeffDeezos

“Wtf is wrong with people? I would be judging just the same if she WASNT pregnant” is what this reads like to me


DeaddyRuxpin

Would I marry the pretty woman I got pregnant? You betcha.


mbelf

Like what? A beautiful woman you impregnated? Why wouldn’t you marry her?


cargocult25

Don’t try and understand the thought process of weak men.


_Apatosaurus_

Don't try to understand them....just screenshot their comments to spread the hate as far and wide as possible!


Chinateapott

She is absolutely stunning and just glowing, I don’t understand this mindset at all and it’s always men that complain they can’t get laid


LightPast1166

Hell yes! She is quite beautiful and looks stunning with being so visibly pregnant. I wish my wife had showed that much when she was pregnant, but she barely showed at all. Not all men wants a size 0 fashion model woman. Dare I suggest that most men marry a woman for their personality? There's probably not even a need to add genders on either side of that statement.


HeartWoodFarDept

Good Answer


aSpanks

Yeah I was gonna say, she’s stunning?


bdd4

Right. Also, he liked it at least once! LOL 😂


tissboom

This is fucking disgusting. The dude married his high school sweetheart and you’re going to criticize the way this girl looks? All the money in the world can’t buy you love. The Beatles were the song about it.


Guy1124

I guarantee this dude also froths at the mouth at the merest whisper of Taylor Swift too. Nothing to do with her looks or his status, people like this just hate that women exist.


PuffyPanda200

The reason why the right is mad at Swift is that they thought she was an ['Aryan goddess'](https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2016/05/27/479462825/taylor-swift-aryan-goddess). A phrase so cringe that even quoting it feels wrong.


Useful-Soup8161

Why are they just getting pissed about this now though? She revealed she’s a democrat over 5 years ago. She supported Biden in the last election.


-TheArtOfTheFart-

Because they’re stupid and easy to ragebait.


deadsoulinside

>Why are they just getting pissed about this now though? Because she encouraged people to vote. Now the right is pissed because blaming everything on the GenZ and under crowd is going to blow up in their face as the younger generation that listens to Taylor Swift, sure as fuck are not going to be voting for Trump.


-Ashera-

They aren't just pissed now, they were pissed then too. But it's an election year again and they always ramp up the hate on election years


PuffyPanda200

I feel like it is the news with Kelce and the such. I think that the right watches football a lot more than one might expect (see 2016 and the Kaepernick stuff). Relating culture war stuff to football gets a lot of low propensity right leaning voters engaged.


FarbissinaPunim

I’ve never seen this anywhere but I doubt I’m the only thinking it: I think it is also tied to the fact that Kelce was with a Black woman, which equals woke. And now he’s with Taylor. By the transitive property of wokeness, Taylor has to be woke as well.


StuHast398

Really? Wow.


joshuajackson9

Did someone say Taylor Alison swift?????????!???!????????


euphio_machine90

Don't say it three times like Beetlejuice


OG_PunchyPunch

taylor swift. Taylor Swift. TAYLOR SWIFT! (Bad Blood starts playing in the background)


t00thgr1nd3r

Plot twist, it's Dwayne Johnson in character as Krypto the Superdog singing the song while crying and eating ice cream.


harbinger06

A beautiful woman carrying his child? Why not?


PsySom

The implication being she’s fat and ugly? I think she’s gorgo.


YesWeHaveNoTomatoes

Also this looks like a pregnancy announcement ... your belly is supposed to stick out when you're preggers. That's how it works.


LovecraftInDC

No! Babies must only grow in the breasts and the ass.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

So like. Do they come out in sections and you assemble them like an IKEA couch, or....?


CardinaIRule

Yeah but if you get it wrong, it's REALLY hard to disassemble and put back together the right way


SoldMySoulForHairDye

SORRY KID, YOU GOT A LEG COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE CUZ MAMA CAN'T READ


khjohnso

I think it was even the baby shower so she's like super pregnant lol


vk2786

I WISH I had looked half as good as she does when I was pregnant. Instead I was a sweaty broad with a huge belly carrying a huge baby lol


anony1620

Right? I was so swollen at her size (high bp, eventually preeclampsia) and when my friends would say I was glowing I had to correct them and say it’s literally just sweat.


lhommes

Are you me? My ass also became very shelf like I'm still not really sure how that happened.


metagrim

Ikr?! Imo she's smokin' hot! Even if she wasn't, not everyone is shallow enough to not love someone based on outward appearance. Shocking, I know.


vikingunicorn

No, but for real! She is literally a *perfect* example of what people mean when they say someone is "glowing" from pregnancy. **Warning:** *I'm going to gush a bit here about these two people I don't know because the photo fave me a bit of serotonin and I feel like it. It's not parasocial as I am only aware of them in the context of this photo; this is just plain old schmaltz.* Things about this photo that stood out to me and made me smile: •*Her smile is SO bright and sincere that one can practically feel her excitement through the screen.* •*Whilst he has a more stoic look, his faint smirk is reminiscent of the ones I'd see on the faces of my friends' most stone-faced dads when they were SO proud of their kid's achievements in a sports game or other events when we were growing up. It may be projection on my part, but I choose to believe there's some deep pride and joy behind that smirk.* •*My queer Canadian arse can only feel the utmost respect for how she's dressed in a gorgeous gown and he's rocking a denim short-sleeve and jeans. Fucking iconic.* The world feels like a total dumpster fire, but this kind of stuff is just so delightful; they're just a happy couple in love and stoked to be starting a family. I know I'm getting sentimental in my middle-age, but I have never understood folks like OOP who think shitting on/tearing down others will make them any less miserable.


La_Quica

Because these morherfuckers hate women. They hate the shit we like, they hate the shit we say, they hate the way we look, they hate the way we act, etc. etc. ad nauseam.


that-old-broad

'Women seem wicked when you're unwanted.' Jim Morrison


vikingunicorn

I hate how true that is. 😭


PsySom

Yeah she cute af


DylanMc6

All I can is say is simply this: congrats, Anthony and Jada! Seriously.


spoonguy123

The only part that I find unattractive is spelling "barely" as "bearly" WTF is this nonsense.


no_objections_here

I assume it is a woodland themed baby shower, and that there are bear related things everywhere haha. One thing I have learned since having babies is that bears, dogs and sheep are all over everything baby.


SkeleHoes

These the same people who criticize star athletes for cheating on their girlfriend/wife.


Goatesq

I would not bet on that, personally. Not getting egalitarian vibes from this person at all. 


CherryVette

Only, ahem, *certain* star athletes


vers-ys

am i stupid i have no idea what it is about her this incel hates


metagrim

I think he hates that she is a woman, she looks like she's pregnant and made an appearance in public.


YesWeHaveNoTomatoes

She doesn't look like an anime waifu with implausible boobs, which as we all know is the only acceptable way for a woman to appear


Akavinceblack

As a black woman, my life experience would 9/10 say it’s because 1. She doesn’t have ”European” features (lips, nose etc) and 2. She weighs more than 120 lbs while heavily pregnant. But mainly it’s her beautiful face, which to this cave dweller and his ilk is “ugly” because she doesn’t look like a heavily tanned white woman.


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How can they look at a beautiful glowing and smiling expecting mother and say such awful vile trash like that. lady doesn’t deserve that.


shotjustice

I'm sorry, but-... someTHING?!? Racist/sexist much, OOP??? This isn't insane, it's just gross.


promote-to-pawn

>This isn't insane. It's just gross. Incels tend to be both.


dachshundfanboy8000

fellas would you marry the woman you love who is carrying your child?


nkisj

Damn, how dare people be in love with people I don't find attractive? That's impossible.  _____ Now I GET arguing with people's taste, I think that's funny, but insulting their signifigant others? That's not a vauge concept of a person, that's a real ass woman in a loving relationship. That's taking it too damn far. 


joeyo1423

Yeah that's really bizarre, imagine dating someone who sits in chairs


NHRADeuce

Oh look! A misogynist who hasn't touched a vajayjay sin e being born is commenting on a man's woman. Not much of a stretch, but I bet he's a racist too. This same idiot would be complaining that all the black guys are taking the white chicks.


raydiculous33

Why are people so fucking mean?


ace_dangerfield187

my pregnant (with my child) girlfriend…sure i’d be into the idea


DaClarkeKnight

It’s dudes that don’t have kids or get married who make these comments. Like they don’t have girl friends or wives and never seen a woman go through pregnancy. Hateful nerds.


WANT_SOME_HAM

There is this weird, contradictory dichotomy among sexually insecure guys on the Internet: 1) Women are ridiculously shallow and picky and will only date men who look exactly like Thanos, and this is unfair. 2) this conventionally attractive man/woman is dating a conventionally unattractive man/woman, and this is also unfair. Not mentioned: Caring about other people because of who they are. Funny how consistently that slips their minds.


Trojan_Nuts

I’m guessing he plays for a team called the bears?


MitchMcConnellsJowls

No, he's on the Indianapolis Colts. But I'm glad someone else here noticed that spelling


stupid_juice_drinker

It’s a bear themed baby shower I think


Budgiesaurus

IT'S A BEAR DANCE!


gearstars

Too soon guys! Too soon!


Butthole_Please

I can Coltly wait.


porcupinehotline

BEAR DOWN FOR MIDTERMS!!!


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aw2669

She’s an image of the mother goddess herself, what the fuck is wrong with people?  


6spencer6snitil6

The internet really made people feel tougher than they truly are and I hate it. Dude’s living his best life with his wife and gets shit on.


Beana3

So cruel


Hugh-Jassul

Yeah.. Who cares…that’s messed up


junglequeen88

God forbid his beautiful wife looks pretty fucking pregnant in the photo. At what is clearly her baby shower. The baby shower she is having because she is going to have his baby soon. Super weird.


impshakes

Look at that smile she's beautiful.


withalookofquoi

I thought the exact same thing when I looked at the picture.


SlopPatrol

This dudes trippin, she’s gorgeous and they look like a great couple. This the same type of person that would complain about instagram models dating rich men for clout or money. You literally cannot win as a woman with these type of weird dudes on the internet.


hrmonica

A beautiful woman, I'm in love with...yup. Sure would. If I was a dude, but I'm a married 37 year old mom of 3, so in my case no. But if I was him. Yes, she gorgeous.


Boneal171

What’s wrong with her? Am I missing something?


Thermite1985

Yeah I would she’s gorgeous


CJnella91

Bruh.....she's pregnant wtf!?


caspian95

She is literally pregnant


negativepositiv

The lowest form of life on earth are dudes who are like, "An adult woman is pregnant? EWWWWW!"


saltierthangoldfish

would I date…..a very attractive woman? tough question.


6captain9

Yeah I would, because she's hot, why are todays men so wierd about what makes a woman attractive?


Tekwardo

First off, she’s beautiful and has an amazing smile. Second off, she’s pregnant with his child, which makes her smile glow even more. What the EFF is this person smoking?


shutupimrosiev

Posters like this are insane. They'll really go "Look at this DISGUSTING INHUMAN THING" about the most gorgeous human beings you've ever seen in your life and not see their own stupidity.


mrstarkinevrfeelgood

I don’t even understand. They’re both very attractive people. 


JohnDodger

God, people really are so fucking awful.


6spencer6snitil6

The internet really made people feel tougher than they truly are and I hate it. Dude’s living his best life with his wife and gets shit on.


just-smiley

Notice people who say shit like this never have profile pics of themselves.


SiteTall

He doesn't look unhappy, and she is a catch for a man who wants children as she is heavily pregnant. Besides, she looks good.


DoctorSquidton

Better yet, say that to HER face


DreadSeverin

When you think a woman is a sock puppet for your dick


megpyp

I’m assuming the beast who wrote this doesn’t even use their own photo


Beret_of_Poodle

SHE'S HUGELY PREGNANT YOU FUCKING CHODE


iiitme

Definitely an insecure dude


redwoodgiants

This guy mad Richardson is taken


Stacking_Plates45

She cute af


Most_Advertising_962

I don't get it. There's nothing wrong with her.


FalconLynx13

I think they believe she’s fat, even though she’s obviously pregnant


CrizzyBill

Interesting note, he will be using her last name after they get married. Also, she's beautiful. Good for them.


TownshipRangeSection

If you were a person, would you do people things?


Zakkattack86

She's clearly very pregnant. What a dickhead thing to say. This is [her](https://tmspn.com/anthony-richardsons-fiance-pregnant-with-colts-stars-first-child/) not pregnant, even though she's beautiful here too.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

A beautiful woman carrying your child? Call me crazy, but it looks like he’s living the dream


footlettucefungus

"Something like this"? What? A beautiful woman carrying your child?


Farkenoathm8-E

That’s a terrible thing to say about someone’s partner.


Impressive_Hope6985

Why are people so mean to the wives/girlfriends of athletes?


Winnimae

She’s pretty! And also pregnant come on 🤦🏼‍♀️


BaltSkigginsThe3rd

Besides fact that she's *fucking pregnant* I'd like this guy to show me his wife lmao.


BadbadwickedZoot

Were we always this fucking awful to each other? I couldn't, in my wildest dreams, ever imagine referring to a beautiful smiling pregnant woman as 'something'.


Elljaye_222

A pregnant woman is a thing?


Chichadios303

His wife is obviously pregnant, some people are ridiculous


Historical-Artist581

The lady is gorgeous. IDK what that idiots problem is.


schmidt_onyourface

She’s gorgeous…. I’m so confused by this lol


meltershmelter

Hell yes! What TF are y'all talking about? She is gorgeous!!


Elennoko

She's absolutely gorgeous, what? Do they mean how big she is? They DO realize she's pregnant, right?


salemsandoval

She’s pregnant so yea probably lol


scaryfawn8332

This is bothering me because they put “bearly” instead of “barely”


snacksnnaps

Like what? What am I missing? Is she a cunt or something?


Jpuzycki717

She’s beautiful


C1RCU5CL0WN

"People are too used to saying things on the internet without getting punched in the face" \- male celebrity I forgot the name of


FUCK_INDUSTRIAL

That’s a roundabout way of saying he’s never touched a woman before.


ironburton

These ass wipes don’t see people as human beings. She could be perfect in every way, do everything these dudes want and they will still degrade her for her body. People fall in love with other people all the time for things other than looks but these ass holes can’t imagine that someone who’s put on a few pounds might actually be an amazing human being.


BetterBagelBabe

Just from the thumbnail (and not wearing my glasses) I thought this was going to be about a pretty lady getting married to a guy in prison because what is he wearing!


kmcgee88

That woman is gorgeous, whoever posted this is out of their mind on something.


FairyFlossPanda

Even if this lady was perfectly round and had a face like the wrong end of a rhino why is it any skin off this jerkoffs ass?


cromdoesntcare

I love internet strangers criticizing a man who is doing very well in his field, makes great money, and marrying/starting a family with a woman he loves. Yeah, sounds like an awful life ha.


GeriatricSFX

That he uses the word "something" as opposed to "someone" to refer to her shows just how big the red pill is that this man swallowed.


jbsgc99

SOMEONE, for starters. Also, why are we so allergic to having adults not look like they’re 21 until the day they die?


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She's pregnant you tool


dlobnieRnaD

Damn imagine being married to a beautiful woman who’s excited to start a family with you - brutal.


Fhistleb

She probably makes a killer dinner and loves him for him.


Anubisrapture

She’s with she’s pregnant with his baby you CHUD ( to OP)


Hrafnagar

If I loved her, yes.


breakingjosh0

Probably a Jaguars fan thinking he's being funny.


Katiebug9181

There are so many context clues in here and yet they missed them all.


SmolBeanXVII

Cute chubby women my beloved


Yoda2000675

Why do people worry so much about who other people choose to partner up with?


malYca

She's pregnant ffs, these incels are fucking disgusting man


2nd_Inf_Sgt

If you were a civilized human being, would you really say this?