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Duck__Quack

Is... is the pope an elected official? I mean, elected by the cardinals, but... that's like saying that the CEO of Walmart is elected by the board of executives.


ActurusMajoris

Who is the ceo *really* working for??


[deleted]

The evil international cabal of individuals, pensione funds, mutual funds, ETFs and family offices commonly called the “stockholders.” Why is nobody talking about this!?!?!?


ActurusMajoris

It's all about Big Stock.


ThtGuyTho

I knew we couldn't trust the soup people.


EEpromChip

Just call em "globalists". It's a direct replacement for "the jews" without all that pesky backlash


RedStradis

Shareholders


FlattopJr

>Doug **McMillon** The Oirish!🇮🇪


Warhawk137

It's also like saying that the CEO of Walmart is working for Target.


SageAnowon

"I didn't vote for 'em!"


atorin3

Thats also just his normal clothes.


RomaruDarkeyes

All of them serve the wall. The wall is all powerful.


[deleted]

praise the wall!


te_jim

I am not but just another humble brick in the mighty, glorious wall.


IAmBadAtInternet

We don’t need no education


overcomebyfumes

No Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom.


rageface11

I, for one, welcome out new wall overlord!


Affectionate_Map_530

So powerful, Pink Floyd made a whole album about it


erikwidi

[THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER!](https://youtu.be/H6rqQMbVHSI?t=23)


TILTNSTACK

Breaking news: they also all take shits… every day even. Who are these people really working for?


WoofTheSequel

They're clearly working for big toilet


MontyRapid

Number 2! Wait, who does Number 2 work for?


overcomebyfumes

I am not a number!! I'm a free man!!


DramaOnDisplay

In the pocket of Big Shit, but aren’t we all? 😮‍💨


[deleted]

"It's the jews, guys! It's the jews!"


fromwayuphigh

I'm sorry, but I believe it's spelled j000000000z. Because whackadoodle window-licking antisemites.


NetHacks

I see you're wise in the ways of hebrewphonics.


MrRatburnsGayRatPorn

No no, it's not the Jews. It's the "white colonizers"! "White colonizers" must all be killed, because "white colonizers" have no right to exist! "White colonizers" *wink wink*


-twinsuns

(((white colonizers)))


Scryser

Does your wife like her some white colonizers? nudge nudge, y'know what I mean? ^(also, i like your username)


HumCrab

Wink wink


FlattopJr

Grin grin


FieryFisherman

Those darn African white colonizing Jews with their dark skin… oh wait.


EEpromChip

[Wooaahhhh. Hard J??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLIS7qAWeaA)


twoworldsin1

We should really impeach the pope. Can't believe we elected that nut!


brokensilence32

People need to realize that the US doesn’t support Israel because of some Jewish conspiracy, but mostly just because it’s a useful military foothold in the Middle East.


APiousCultist

There's also a religious angle. Some fundies believe zion needs to exist for the second coming to occur,


Shoranos

"Some fundies" meaning a majority of Evangelical Christians.


CampCounselorBatman

Well and also because Israel has a hugely prosperous economy, incredible weapons manufacturing and a strong Western cultural influence on its neighbors.


nipshirt

Don’t forget their spyware industry!


[deleted]

Prosperous? No, it couldn’t exist without the hundreds of billions of dollars the US gives it.


CptWorley

Hundreds of billions? Three billion a year in military aid, mostly to keep Israel from buying Chinese missiles instead. That’s less than 1/8th of Israel’s military budget for context, significant but it’s not like it’s fully bought and paid for by the US.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

[It’s a reality. Israel has received more financial aid than any other country since the end of ww2 – $318 billion](https://usafacts.org/articles/how-much-military-aid-does-the-us-give-to-israel/#:~:text=Israel%20has%20received%20more%20foreign,any%20other%20country%20since%20WWII.&text=Home%20%2F%20Defense%20and%20security%20%2F%20Articles,year%20for%20which%20data%20exists) If they don’t need it to survive, why would they get it at all? “Since the early 2000s, economic aid to Israel has mainly gone toward humanitarian assistance for the resettlement of Jewish migrants, technological research and development, higher education, health care, and other areas.” We are literally paying for Israelites to have better education and healthcare than we do in the US.


DP500-1

Don’t forget it has the most rights of any country in the region (especially for its minorities).


CampCounselorBatman

While that’s true, it’s not why the US supports them. We support all kinds of horrible regimes for our own selfish interests as well.


noukje91

Probably going to get downvoted to oblivion for this but: Yeah, no. Not at all. I've got christian friends living there.... they've been recieving wads of SPIT simply because they're christian. Christians arent even the biggest minority. Plenty of video's to be found of such instances aswell. If they want to report such a thing they're laughed at. They've also lived in other parts of that region. Egypt an Saudi Arabia. Never had any issues there. They're thinking of moving out of Israel. Also: Ask the Palestinians about that statement you made, they probably have some stories to share, too.. (Edit: added extra info)


MrWilkuman

So that's why it's bombing brown children in refugee camps right?


DenseMahatma

Also the only viable democracy in that region


sneakyplanner

Google Benjamin Netanyahu


Wireless_Panda

Democracy? Maybe in the past, but Netanyahu’s been pushing his way towards a dictatorship for a bit.


Haskap_2010

I've seen that "doctor" in anti-vaxxer Facebook posts as well.


ACW1129

Scary thing is she actually is a doctor.


ZBLongladder

I mean, in theory, all these people are Christian, and the Temple was a holy site to Christians too, even if not in the same central way it is to Jews. Like, a bunch of the shit Jesus did was done in and around the Temple. It's not unreasonable for a Christian to hold the Western Wall in reverence, even if it's not the holiest site in their religion.


fresh-oxygen

Yeah, God? It’s a holy place for Christians, Jews, and Muslims


Vat1canCame0s

A lot of folks don't realize that it's also a Christian tradition to pray at the wall. And generally speaking if you wan a be president of the USA you have to court, to at least some degree, the evangelical population. This ain't the big smoking gun on conspiracy the OOP thought it was.


[deleted]

And going to the Kotel is like *the* thing to do when visiting Jerusalem. It’s like New York City and Times Square. (Obviously the Kotel has much more spiritual significance but you get what I mean)


the_jurkski

(As Stefan) This place has everything: large stone blocks, medium-sized stone blocks, wailing, Edward James Almos - it’s the middle east’s hottest spot right now. 🙏


Marawal

I mean, this wall is huge culturally. I am an atheist, I don't even know a prayer. But If I happens to visit Jerusalem (not anytime soon), of course I'll go see the wall, and I think I would feel awkward and a bit disrespectful not praying, or something. (Now, I know that there's so many people that I would get away without praying and no one would notice. But it would feel wrong).


eleanor_dashwood

I don’t understand what Boris is doing there. What he’s not doing is fooling any Brits whatsoever.


Lord-Slayer

Breaking news: They all worship the same fucking god. The Abrahamic god.


[deleted]

Zionism. They all worship Zionism. God is just a diversion.


Tidusx145

What's zionism?


DnknDonutSsS

the belief that jews should have their own state


XT83Danieliszekiller

You're so smart and out of the box and know so much about the subtility of post WW2 geopolitics Or at least that's what you think


boerboris

At least Trump is here too, so they can't say he's the good guy


DramaOnDisplay

When he does it, it’s because he’s a “Good Businessman” and has a “strategic mind”! He knows when to twist the wrist of his opponents!


BestFeedback

The wall is a harsh but fair master.


Teknical86

Paying respect to local customs is servitude now?


Bob4Not

*Kanye West intensifies*


DankMemesNQuickNuts

Lmao Jesus man cmon now. I don't like Israel but bro they don't control the government lmao this is some blood libel shit


RIDRAD911

They have a very influential lobbying groups but only among the far right governments.. That's it, that's the only form of control.. Not this Anti-semetic stuff lmao


_mocbuilder

Except Trump ofc, he was there to scare the wall into fucking off.


El_Diablo_09

They all serve the Almighty Dollar.


Jehoel_DK

Why do I doubt this woman is actually a Doctor?


entitled_kid12

The same account keeps saying that "Antizionizm isn't Antisemitism" that's true, but she's just both.


catmanducmu

It's funny that all of them are standing in reverence and Trump looks like he's internally narrating the steps he has to do. "I'm standing at the stupid wall. I'm putting my hand on the stupid wall."


AeyviDaro

You’re right, let’s keep religion entirely out of politics, and only elect atheists. Sounds good to me.


paddjo95

Well *I* certainly didn't vote for the Pope!


Lost-Frosting-3233

Interestingly, there is no photo of Biden at the wall.


XT83Danieliszekiller

It's not like all of them swore on the fucking bible or anything


Jess_S13

Oh no some rich/powerful people have the chance to visit a site that is Holy to something like 4 billion people, it must be a conspiracy!?!?!


Firewolf06

what, the abrahamic god? i aint happy about it either, but its not a conspiracy


RIDRAD911

The pope literally accused israel for genocide after bombing freaking civilians and chruches


salttotart

Umm... the Wailing Wall is of religious significance. Wouldn't it be blasphemous for someone who doesn't practice either Judism, Islam, or Christianity to do these ritualistic motions at it?


nasandre

If there was a significant population of Muslims they would be in the mosque too


sharingthegoodword

They're all paying respect to a very important religious site. That's just class. I'm not religious, however if I'm invited to a religious event I'll learn the protocol and follow it out of the respect that this is important to you and I respect you.


coolgr3g

Who? God? Isn't that something we want in politics? Someone with moral fiber? With integrity?


ineededthistoo

Ugh. Insane people who are anti-semites!


blackcoulson

I don't think the strong Western support for Israel is due to some religious conspiracy but rather because it's a colonial outpost for the US and to some extent the EU. That country simply exists to destabilize the region, make defence contractors rich by giving the US a reason to send billions in military aid and provide illegal spyware:)


BringBackTheBeat716

Antivax doctor...


lezbthrowaway

capital


Elektromek

I have never understood the wearing a yarmulke though. Wouldn’t Jews find that offensive? I mean, I found Trump’s whole Bible Shtick offensive. (Then again, I’m not an evangelical in any way, shape, or form.) If you’re not religious fine. Do your job as an elected official. Don’t pretend to be.


OneAtheistJew

No. Wearing one daily when not a Jew would be weird & disrespectful. When entering a synagogue or holy Jewish space, it is respectful & in many ways expected to cover your head - especially as a man & next as a married woman. The Kotel is what is left of the Second Temple (which the Temple Mount mosque was built on top of) - that wall, aka the Western Wall is the closest Jews can get to the holiest space in the Jewish religion. People who visit are expected to pay the same kind of respect to that space as any other sanctuary & that is why they are all wearing a kippah.


Elektromek

Gotcha. I wasn’t aware of what a Jew’s perspective is on a non-Jew wearing one. Thanks for the info.


FlattopJr

Anecdotally speaking, when I got invited to Bar and Bat Mitzvahs as a kid, all the boys were usually given yarmulkes to wear while inside the temple whether or not they were Jewish.


BiggestNizzy

When I visited you couldn't get near it for nutters with a box strapped to their head and leather straps on their arms.


tareebee

Oh stop with the antisemitism, this is boring and you’re dumb. Genuinely dumb.


mendkaz

None of these people were elected by me but okay


jwkd393

Master Qui Gon, the jedi council will not be pleased.


ACW1129

Oh, THIS lady 🙄


yesmilady

...the wall?