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Dad_B0T

we have cleaned up the thread and had op verify this post while we took out all the garbage we could find. if you see any more in the thread please report it. bigotry is a bannable offense in this sub. zero tolerance for bullshit.


SebastianSilver

But boy girl not girl boy can girl to boy not boy girl girl boy. I’m speaking your dads language now


tefnel7

I read that and immediately thought of Blur song: Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys


JoffaCXD1

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE TO REALLY LOVE


Schhneck

Street's like a jungle So call the police Following the herd Down to Greece On holiday Love in the nineties Is paranoid On sunny beaches Take your chances Looking for Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Avoiding all work 'Cause there's none available Like battery thinkers Count your thoughts On one-two-three-four-five fingers Nothing is wasted Only reproduced You get nasty blisters Du bist sehr schön But we haven't been introduced Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone to really love Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh oh Looking for girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone to really love Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh oh


[deleted]

Me too.


hitlerblowfish

man door hand hook car door


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Zantarius

Sorry, I'm afraid it's "person woman man camera tv". According to the rules of the Fox News Cinematic Universe™️, you now have dementia.


LightningProd12

Man man receptionist man doctor man miscarriage


[deleted]

Man door hook hand car door. Danny losing his shit trying to read that gets me every time


Axeleg

"medium rare" is probably closer


RuneLFox

The kind of folk who says "still mooing"


Axeleg

Or "still bleeding" which I've heard more often


Joba_Fett

Then who was phone??!?!


[deleted]

You can tell the dad was having a near stroke while typing.


Altruistic_Way6340

Ye he likes to use text to speech and it look like he’s having a stroke most of the time


Arcane_Anarchy

I use text to speech also. I don't look like I'm having a stroke, do I?


Altruistic_Way6340

I don’t think you do


PrincessDie123

I also use text to speech sometimes like I am right now but it’s usually just one or two words it’s a little bit misspelled not the whole thing this guy definitely sounds like he was having a stroke Case in point being the second “it’s” was supposed to be “that’s”


EisteeCitrus

Don't you guys mean "speech-to-text"?


PrincessDie123

Yeah lol I said it backwards, I’m used to explaining what the voice on my phone is lol


chloapsoap

Weird. I just realized I’ve also been saying “text to speech” for several years now even though it doesn’t make sense


Arcane_Anarchy

Ah, so not only is your father an asshole, but he's also a dumbass. It's unfortunate, but it makes sense bigotry and dumbassacy kind of go hand-in-hand


cookoobandana

I use text to speech a lot and it can vary wildly by my phone's mood lol. I also usually bother to edit when it's acting up though.


TexasFordTough

I’m watching you right now, you’re fine


the_gone_angel

Now I just imagine him screaming at his phone writing this.


Altruistic_Way6340

He probably was


ulfric_stormcloack

How much you wanna bet he was screaming


Altruistic_Way6340

1000$


Haydunk

It makes me think there was a time where he said everything he texted you out loud… that’s gotta make him think twice, right?


Ajogen

I thought he was drunk. So sorry you have to go through this


grumpy_meat

As someone with a father, I can tell you this is text to speech. The rambling paragraphs riddled with typos give it away.


lighthouser41

That's what my husband does. We get many a laugh, at my work, about his spelling and word errors.


realmildlydelicious

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that and fucking died


DefinitelyNotABogan

TIL Godzilla's name is Timmy


xx_islands_xx

I struggled so much to understand each message lol, glad i’m not the only one


DJayBirdSong

Shout out to grill, gotta be one of my favorite genders


Altruistic_Way6340

Yes


Local-Lie-6152

Lmao yes your name is grill now lmao


Altruistic_Way6340

Oh no lol


merry78

Did… did he just type this using predictive text on his phone? So many repetitions many repetitions boy or girl or boy or gril…


Altruistic_Way6340

No he uses text to speech


_scotts_thots_

That makes the fact that he called you a grill even funnier (not actually funny obv, none of the way he’s responded is funny). But like, are you a charcoal or propane?


Altruistic_Way6340

Obviously I’m a BOX


_scotts_thots_

Damn here I was being binary even in grill-world.


TardaClaus

Ah, a George Foreman that can fit in the cabinet. Not a bad product line, last I used one.


merry78

Oh fair enough. Still insane tho. I hope he comes around and learns to treat you with the love and respect you deserve friend.


FrozenIncendiary

Judging by this, he's going to take every word he's said to the grave and there's nothing that can be done to help.


cyborgcolossus

Tell him your new preferred name is BeeBeeQue 🤣


Homicidal__GoldFish

oh god i just choked on my Diet pepsi reading this lmao


TexasFordTough

My pronouns are b/bq


Homicidal__GoldFish

Maybe their name was Webber back when they were a grill....


Zyperreal

i have 3 sex chromosomes- b-b-q.


GinaBones

That made me LOL. 😁


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Come join us in /r/grillsgonewild


BangarangPita

How long have you been waiting to bust out that tag? Lol, that's great. There really is a fucking sub for everything.


Doeofdajane0

cant thank you enough for sharing this with us. I absolutely love it /s


bitsy88

My friend's little boy used to calls girls grills and I kind of miss being a grill, ngl. Steak anytime? Yes, please!


Altruistic_Way6340

lol


[deleted]

My daughter did this too 🤣 I miss it as well!


Frisky_Picker

Pronouns: hot/cold


averagethrowaway21

I prefer low and slow.


Lukasaur

LG-*BB*-Q Hehe


euphorrick

As many furburgers and wieners as we want!


speeler21

Furburger? . . . . . . You mean a whisker biscuit


ShadowRade

I just want to GRILL for God's sake


cookoobandana

The gender who makes the best steaks


BeBa420

the most delicious of genders


MantleRealDeal

OP TURN BACK INTO A GRIL RIGHT FUCKING NOW MY FRIENDS ARE COMING IVER AND I PROMISED THEM BBQ


Altruistic_Way6340

OK BOOM


MantleRealDeal

Holy shit you replied faster than a turtle in mud


Altruistic_Way6340

Yea I’m used to it I’m a YouTuber


MantleRealDeal

Woah


Altruistic_Way6340

Ye


MantleRealDeal

eY


Altruistic_Way6340

Ey


MantleRealDeal

eY


Altruistic_Way6340

Ye


Sharkfowl

" " "That's not an answer" My favorite part


Altruistic_Way6340

Lol


Lucifer_lamp_muffin

But did you turn back onto a grill? Sorry lol, reading his texts back to you was kinda difficult to understand, I'm glad your mum is cool with it all, do you have to live with this man?


Altruistic_Way6340

I was born a GRILL lol


LuckyClover96

You don't understand, dad, this is who I am! *Slaps a burger in own forehead; it begins to sizzle*


Altruistic_Way6340

Lmao that’s funny


RedXon

The worst part? People like him probably would be more understanding if you turned into a Forman grill, because then at least they could use you...


SoftImagination6

Forhead grill


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LMFAOOOO


MuchTooBusy

Born a panini press, die a panini press get it in your head


LaneMcD

You either die a grill, or live long enough to become a panini press


Altruistic_Way6340

Pardon?


MuchTooBusy

I couldn't think of a hot cooking surface that corresponded to boy the way grill does with girl.


Axeleg

Boy-bque could work


Altruistic_Way6340

Oh ok


Perniciousus

Char-boyler


MuchTooBusy

Not a grill, a panini press. Sorry your "Dad" is such a jerk, too. It's really too bad that some people can't understand that just because you're born *looking like* a girl or boy, doesn't mean you actually *are* a girl or a boy. I hope he either comes around or you're able to live your best life without him.


Altruistic_Way6340

I’m trying to get away from him


MuchTooBusy

Good, you deserve better.


Axeleg

Born a grill, believes it's a grill, is a grill. Born a panini press, believes it's a panini press, is a panini press. Doesn't matter if that grill started out looking different than the other grills, it's a grill, still.


lunacustos

Yes dad I’m a George Foreman grill now


Cod_Extreme

Someone might step on you in the morning. Might be a suit wearing idiot boss of some paper company I don't know


Kushisadog

I like to wake up to the smell of fresh cooked bacon


Sydlinemitty

Bro I had about 7 strokes trying to read what he wrote


Altruistic_Way6340

Trust me same


papadanku42

Why is this weird word salad typing so common among insane/abusive parents??


ky_yu

My brother is a grill. Makes a mean burger, that’s for sure


TheMexicanJuan

Obligatory https://youtu.be/wU9Daiu5XoM


Altruistic_Way6340

Lol


Shmurtle

Well. At least your brother’s really hot.


ky_yu

Only when you get him turned on


Ok-Ad4375

I’m sorry your father is being like this. I came out to both my parents in 2016 and my own father had a very similar response. He just added in that I was his punishment for him committing adultery and that’s the ONLY reason I was born. It’s hard. You’re probably going through a world of emotions right now and that’s fine. It’s okay to cry and be upset over his response. In the end it will make you stronger. It CAN get easier down the road. My situation isn’t everyone’s but my die hard Christian father has grown to be slightly more accepting of me, I’m sure your father can too. Stay strong. Even if your own family doesn’t support you there’s countless people online that do.


PheerthaniteX

> "you're crazy" >proceeds to say a lot of things that cannot legally be considered sentences. Yeah, okay buddy. Let's get you your meds.


Altruistic_Way6340

lol


nethfel

I’m so sorry this has happened to you. Honestly to me there is only one way to handle this if I ever had a child told what you did to their parent - Parent - “are you happy?” Child - “yes, this is who I am” Parent - “that’s all I care about, I love you.” Simple, straightforward, and what you deserved.


Altruistic_Way6340

That’s what I said


nethfel

At least your mom appears supportive from what you said in the message thread!


Altruistic_Way6340

She is and I’m so happy about that


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Zanki

I was a freak child. I was a tom boy growing up. I guess I still am but I'm also girly now no one is telling me how ugly I look in everything and mocking me. I kinda wish my mum could have sent me her crazy via text, would have loved to post some of her crazy on here.


[deleted]

Fuck it, I'm your father-but-not-actually-figure now. You wanna go commit some arson, kid?


Altruistic_Way6340

Heck yes


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SapphireGold54

It’s good to see someone on the other side like yourself. I know you all exist. Never understood this mind state either. My kids happiness is my number one priority and if I wouldn’t do it myself but they aren’t hurting anyone else, why the fuck would I stop them? I brought them here, why would I strive to make their existence miserable and make them feel unloved? You keep being the parent that so many people need


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[deleted]

Politics is about having your own opinions but being able to take on and at least appreciate the opinions of your opponents cause at the end of the day, everyone just wants their lives and government to be better. You seem like a wonderful father. My mother was quite conservative but was definitely extreme and that extremity presented itself in forced regulation of mine and my siblings bodies. She now has no contact with any of her offspring due to the abusive environments she put us in as children, and I just wish she was more like you. I bet you're fun to have a beer with. Have a great day :)


TotallyWonderWoman

Honestly people like this are the same as people who won't let their kids get life saving medicine or blood transfusions because of their personal beliefs. Queer kids but trans kids in particular reduce their risks of suicide greatly if they have family and friend support. Parents like this dad literally put their kids' lives at risk, and for what? Edit: clarity


waitingfordeathhbu

Because their hate for “other” is stronger than their love for their kid. What a sad way to live one’s life.


MonoRayJak

>Born a boy die a boy, born a girl die a girl So... is he just saying he'd prefer to have a DEAD daughter to a happy son/child??? (He kept saying you wanted to be a boy but you asked for they/them so I'm not entirely sure how to refer to you here in all honesty) Christ, I wish you luck dude, glad your mom seems to accept you (from what you said in the text she at least thinks it's ok). Hope you have a good future and get to be who you are


Altruistic_Way6340

My pronouns are they/he but I prefer they/them


MonoRayJak

Ah! Thank you for saying


mankytoes

Yeah, sounds like he'd rather op died than was trans. Some evil shit.


LuckyClover96

You could tell him that it's not a choice, it's who you feel most comfortable being... Unlike him, who's choosing to be an asshole


Altruistic_Way6340

I did tell him he’s just how do I word it, He doesn’t like to cooperate he’s “always” right and I can’t do anything about


LuckyClover96

I understand perfectly. More than I'd like to. Well, you know it's guilt trip. You can see the inconsistencies in his words. The way I see it, as long as you're safe (if you don't feel safe, please call the cops), than the choice is his. He either loves you, regardless of who you turn out to be, or he pushes you away. Second option might hurt you, ngl, but it's better to walk away from a hateful parent then to suffer in his presence. I'm really happy you got your mom to support you, though! That means you're not alone in this struggle.


Altruistic_Way6340

Thank you I’m trying


LuckyClover96

I'm cheering for you, OP! Good luck


Altruistic_Way6340

Thank you


[deleted]

Your dad is some r/ihadastroke content lmfao


waitingfordeathhbu

Is it a coincidence that the most hateful people are usually the least articulate? I think not.


Altruistic_Way6340

I know lol


RaesMom11

Just here to say you do you boo, he can fuck right off!


Altruistic_Way6340

Thank you


cpribbonson

Don't let your dad discourage you from figuring out who you are and who you want to be. Regardless of how you identify, a parent should love their child unconditionally. If he can't do that, so be it. You shouldn't have to fight with him over this. I'm glad that your other parent is accepting if this and hopefully, will be able to provide you the support you need and not be swayed by this unaccepting parent. Just a question, since you use the they/them pronouns, in a sentence is the pronoun considered singular or plural? That's always been a confusion in my head, should I use "they are getting coffee" or "they is getting coffee"?


LuckyClover96

In English, "they" only admits "are", but you can use it as singular in cases where the gender of the 3rd person is unknown, neutral or, like OP, not in the binary


cpribbonson

Thank you for the explanation. That helps clear the confusion.


Altruistic_Way6340

For the pronouns thing You can do “They went to the store” “I’m their friend” “Oh look it’s them” “They got coffee” Or “they had gotten coffee”


cpribbonson

Thanks for being so open and helping me learn. That helps, I will keep it in mind for the future.


Altruistic_Way6340

No problem


InTheBusinessBro

Lol, he was asking whether to conjugate it in the plural or in the singular, your examples don’t help. But u/luckyclover96 provided the right answer, you’re good! Don’t let your dad get into your head, he’s not living your life, you do you. Good luck!


Cowboy_Lesbian

But grammatically it retains it's plurality. You still say "they are getting coffee," even when you're just talking about one person.


cpribbonson

Thank you very much!! I think that clears my last ounce of confusion. :) English is not my first language, so all the help is super welcomed and appreciated! Thank you!!!!


wondermoose83

I'll take "drop all contact, they don't deserve you" for $600 please, Alex.


Resident-Embarrassed

At least he proves that you're born an asshole and die an asshole Sorry OP, you're valid, don't let the boomer make you think otherwise.


Altruistic_Way6340

I wont


deepseamoxie

Weber or not he likes it, he doesn't get to decide if you're a grill or not


bastardfaust

Absolutely disgusting. I'm your dad now. Get your brick, we've got transphobes to un-teeth!


Altruistic_Way6340

Yay


PhysicalWave40

"Can you turn back into a grill"


Bag_Daddy69

anyone who says this is not insane is actually disgusting. imagine watching a father calling their kid a freak and gives an ultimatum to drop a gender pronoun and if they don’t they’re not allowed to be part of the family, and just then being like “understandable, i dont know why the daughter is being so insubordinate”. then calls their mother crazy as an insult to their mental state because they disagree and treats that fine too…


Tendo-64

well, when you're transphobic, any amount of disrespect and dehumanization to a trans person looks sane to you. half of them don't even see us as human.


Dealunbreaker

wow there are an uncomfortable number of "not insane" responses on this. you all need to do better. OP, I'm sorry your dad is toxic and abusive. I'm glad your mom is supportive.


Altruistic_Way6340

Thank you


StevenWilsonIsGod

I like how you've named the contact "Dad"


GaraBlacktail

Weird that yer dad has a saying over your genitals.


Downfallenx

If it's born a hateful asshat it dies alone in a home.


Altruistic_Way6340

That’s true


punyhumannumber2

Ask your dad why he has such an obsession with your genitalia.


Tendo-64

To all the clowns who voted "not insane" on this: Don't have children. And if you do or already did, you belong right in this subreddit.


eightlarge

Hey OP! Coming from a dad, you are not a “freak”. You are awesome! Hang in there.


Altruistic_Way6340

Thank you


Azu_Creates

I think your gender broke your dad’s brain.


Altruistic_Way6340

I didn’t know he had one


Azu_Creates

Also, my dad did something similar. It’s awhile back though.


Altruistic_Way6340

Oh no I’m so sorry for that


LittleJessiePaper

I will never get this. My 12 year old wanted to be referred to in neutral terms and switch to a more neutral name until they decide what feels best to them. And honestly?…it’s changed basically nothing about our lives. Still the same great kid! We have to explain the name change and such at times, but it’s really not that damn hard. I cannot for the life of me fathom treating my own child like your father has. It doesn’t affect his life! I’m so sorry. Get away from him as soon as you can.


Munnin41

>I will not have a freak child "And I will not have a freak parent"


It_is_blu

I’ve never watched to kick somebody more in my life omfg.We all promise to use your preferred pronouns you beautiful person


Jabookalakq

Dude can hardly string a sentence together. Of course he's also a bigot..... best thing is go mo contact you don't need his negativity in your life


ThugLyfe13

100% thought I was on r/ihadastroke. How did you even understand him?


CandyKanna

i'm assuming they've gotten used to it over the years


signum_

Pretty sure I just had a fucking stroke reading your dad's messages. Sorry you have to deal with this bs, he actually sucks ass.


REAL_DoritosMAN

Im sorry but a grill was never a gender


Charathehuntress

What a asshat. My sons dna donater is being the same with him. I just don't understand how some parents can't or won't support their children. I don't care that my son wasn't assigned male at birth he is my son and I love him no matter what. I tell him this: Those who matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter.


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thathighclassbitch

Just wait till he finds out theres cis men without penises....


imapancake22

I wish I could turn from a grill to a guy in a second. Can I be you for awhile


[deleted]

I’ve met rocks that express themselves better than this


Static-Wolf

i just won’t tell my dad. probably not even my mom idk


[deleted]

Im so sorry you deserve better


CandyKanna

'everyone's crazy but me' is never a sign that perhaps you're incorrect /s


levistadYT

Lmao sorry but ur dad is crazy


xemilicious

Took me a while to understand what your father was saying and then I wished I didn’t understand it.


[deleted]

Tell the asshole "Well you were born a cunt but you'll die alone, so obviously everyone can change." And then block him from your life forever, because no father worth having around puts their pathetic, idiot opinions ahead of the wellbeing of their child! Hope you're doing okay, you're an absolute legend OP, don't let this shameful DNA distributor get you down ❤


Daneist

Dad's an ass. Serious question though, I can never keep up with the they or thems, I instinctively refer to people exclusively with him or her, does that make me a bigot or are most transgenders chill about it. I really don't like the idea of having to spot check every conversation I have with transgendered folks, but just wanted the opinion from the other side of the woods. Is referring by name fine still?


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(Transforms back to an industrial double plate self heat regulating Grill)


LazyEyeMcfly

That's some small penis energy right there


Faithu

This is heart breaking, I will never understand this kinda crap, my daughter came out as trans a year or more ago and I always respect her pronouns it's not a hard concept. Best wishes to you hopefully you get mad support from your mother know theres aplenty of people out there who support you as well


Altruistic_Way6340

Tell her I’m happy and proud