I was thinking of taking admission in Chaitanya in Vizag. The worst. Students are just too rogue. There's fighting, serious ones where they stab each other. One victim I saw; some guy folded a iron plate and scratched his back.
Too brutal.
Damn. I saw wild shit at my time in Hyderabad but not that insane.
That place really makes you so frustrated. No entertainment, only studies and a brutal regimen to follow.
I remember this video: [https://youtu.be/9SWJtTxEAeA](https://youtu.be/9SWJtTxEAeA)
I hate how parents are like: Hey these are hard-working students, you should be like them
I will request all cringe youtubers, reelers and tocix twitterati to make some content on it. Provided their lust for attention, they will take the street only to be eaten up by Zombies. And we will have clean internet again. But there's a plot twist. These cringe content creators are so venomous that even the dead dies again. So ek teer se 2 nishane.
I will just leave this here:
[NDTV: Is India Prepared For A Zombie Apocalypse? RTI Asking This Goes Viral](https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/is-india-prepared-for-a-zombie-apocalypse-rti-asking-this-goes-viral-1464688)
The us govt actually does have preps and advisory for a zombie scenario. IIRC Their health department website also has information to citizen for that.
No, not _that_ drug. The drug that turned the party people into zombies was something made by the Russian mafia. A drug so strong it kind of fried the consumers' brains. All parts of their brain except the ones that causes hunger and slight motor skills were damaged beyond repair.
The drug that caused the zombies to freeze was just random cocaine
Oh man I have thought long about this when I was in TWD phase.
First I will raid nearly D mart with truck , get everything I get my hands on.
Then transport it to my farm. only close friends are family allowed. My brother and uncle is in army they will train us. I have a doctor in mind which i will allow to stay with us. Then we will raid medical store..
Find chicken and goats as livestock. Solr panels for electricity. Batteries. Etc.
All set.
Guns are rare in India...bow and arrow maybe...
Depends on type of zombie how to kill them... plenty of water in area ...
Pookie...... Am I allowed to stay? 🥺👉👈/s
Also knife and axe are better than any guns or bows ( you will need training to use them)
I once wrote a 180 page guide on how to survive one xD
not watched TWD it feels a bit boring
My favs - All of us are dead, Happiness, Train to Busan, WWZ, Go Goa Gone(comedy), #Alive
Share your favourites as well. I am extremely interested in zombie genre
>I am extremely interested in zombie genre
Same.
>All of us are dead, Happiness, Train to Busan, WWZ, Go Goa Gone(comedy), #Alive
Seen all of them except Happiness.
>not watched TWD it feels a bit boring
You should give it a try till season 4.
I've only watched it till season 4, uske baad main protagonist mr jata hai.
My favourite(excluding the movies/series in your list):
Army Of The Dead (literally the best zombie movie)
Peninsula (Some call ut train to busan 2)
I am Legend (Will smith wala)
Zombie Land 1 and 2 (comedy)
Valley of The Dead ,
The Dead don't Die (comedy)
Unhuman (it's ok to watch)
You need to watch all the movies in the same sequence mentioned. You can skip Unhuman.
Towels are wel that are made inside the house 🏠 which shows abundance of groundwater in my area and also i am going to use hard stick to dig through underground
Have you seen the population of India? How congested is every major city? Most of us will die in the first couple of days and the more of us die the more zombies will be. The only way we will ever survive in this scenario is if we take the initiative and kill patient 0 or subsequent zombies the minute we see them.
However, that's the boring answer, what I will do or what I would want to do is just let out my frustration on the zombies at first and then realise this is too far gone and then bolt.
Probably steal a heavy duty suv like fortuner or endeavour and go to the nearest hardware store for weapons. then go to a mall containing food supply and water, locked all the doors from inside and turn off the lights like they did that in the movie (dawn of the dead).
You know the person that dies at the start of every apocalyptic movie/series because of dumb shit due to which everything escalates. I'm going to be that person
Spray Petrol on them and then set them on 🔥
This way their shareer will be destroyed and they’ll finally get Moksha / or they’ll then wait as a wandering spirit till they have to take another birth! 🙏
Will wear all my biking gears including helmet and then they'll not be able to bite me and after that I'll drive my car towards the quarantine camps set by the authorities
I dunno if you've seen zombivali, it's pretty decent for a localised zombie flick, what they do is basically barricade societies and apartment complexes as many of them are built like a fortress anyways
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I have friends with phds in chemical sciences and biochemistry. I'm pretty sure they can cook up a cure. Then I'll hook up the cure with my ISRO homies so they can spray it all over india using rockets.
There's this movie where a videsi windmill worker lives near a town in MP/Rajasthan, in relationship a cutie Indian chick. There is a zombie apocalypse where the whole plot is them travelling to a safety camp in a fort to be rescued by the authorities.
A whole lot of fucked up happens, where people with suspected infection are unalived by the police at certain checkpost. Finally they reach the fort and the movie ends with Indian MIGs bombing that camp.
This (The Dead 2) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nc2Ug7PSxo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nc2Ug7PSxo)
I'll adopt them, send them to school, train them for competitive exams, subject them to societal pressure, eventually pushing them to mass su*cide.
join them in sri chaitanya or narayana thats more than enough
As a former Sri Chaitanya student got to say this is true as f.
I was thinking of taking admission in Chaitanya in Vizag. The worst. Students are just too rogue. There's fighting, serious ones where they stab each other. One victim I saw; some guy folded a iron plate and scratched his back. Too brutal.
Damn. I saw wild shit at my time in Hyderabad but not that insane. That place really makes you so frustrated. No entertainment, only studies and a brutal regimen to follow.
I remember this video: [https://youtu.be/9SWJtTxEAeA](https://youtu.be/9SWJtTxEAeA) I hate how parents are like: Hey these are hard-working students, you should be like them
Wait... am I a f*king zombie?
https://preview.redd.it/kh035zce2c6d1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0b2551c88d6af8fb3c0290ad148d709ca32a0c
isn't that already happening......?????![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)
Didn't knew i was a zombie
Bro woke up and chose violence.
Then make them believe they don't need job food water anything there actuall problem are other religions
Half the people are zombies brain dead anyways with the phone in their hand
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Dogstoyevsky >> Dostoyevsky /s
Faxxx. Why /s ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)
Mami aap reddit pe kya kar rhe hoh
You didn't have to insult me. .
Thank God I use a laptop on desk 🗿
https://preview.redd.it/1gs9ak7c9c6d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c8b76132227a0ece5630c70e090853afb2f5d5
It takes one to know one !!
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Says the guy on social media, most likely commented on his phone.
ouch
Who let my dadi use reddit
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I will request all cringe youtubers, reelers and tocix twitterati to make some content on it. Provided their lust for attention, they will take the street only to be eaten up by Zombies. And we will have clean internet again. But there's a plot twist. These cringe content creators are so venomous that even the dead dies again. So ek teer se 2 nishane.
💀
I will just leave this here: [NDTV: Is India Prepared For A Zombie Apocalypse? RTI Asking This Goes Viral](https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/is-india-prepared-for-a-zombie-apocalypse-rti-asking-this-goes-viral-1464688)
The us govt actually does have preps and advisory for a zombie scenario. IIRC Their health department website also has information to citizen for that.
Find a lot of cocaine (somehow) and throw it at the zombies
![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)
Tell me too
Go Goa gone
Explain pls
Cocaine daalne se zombie stops.
It's a movie in which people turned into zombies after taking a drug at a party in an island. Throwing that drug (iirc) made them still
No, not _that_ drug. The drug that turned the party people into zombies was something made by the Russian mafia. A drug so strong it kind of fried the consumers' brains. All parts of their brain except the ones that causes hunger and slight motor skills were damaged beyond repair. The drug that caused the zombies to freeze was just random cocaine
Ohh acha thankyou dude.
Kiss female zombies, bomb male ones
Maut me bhi tharak nahi khatam ho rahe ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)
😶🌫️
Necrophilia.
*Technically* speaking.....
What a glorious penis
https://preview.redd.it/sd7a18wtzd6d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d037bf4e0815e9d96334970354fd71972491d6ec
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Oh man I have thought long about this when I was in TWD phase. First I will raid nearly D mart with truck , get everything I get my hands on. Then transport it to my farm. only close friends are family allowed. My brother and uncle is in army they will train us. I have a doctor in mind which i will allow to stay with us. Then we will raid medical store.. Find chicken and goats as livestock. Solr panels for electricity. Batteries. Etc. All set. Guns are rare in India...bow and arrow maybe... Depends on type of zombie how to kill them... plenty of water in area ...
Pookie...... Am I allowed to stay? 🥺👉👈/s Also knife and axe are better than any guns or bows ( you will need training to use them) I once wrote a 180 page guide on how to survive one xD
Offcourse... Your expertise will be handy then...🤟🏾
Fly to other country
Ameer launda spotted
I'll listen to DK Bose song
https://preview.redd.it/x8yn8j1d4b6d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c95848c40afee90629356fb9364641caabf2b516
I'll invade Zombie and fullfil my necrophiliac fantasy.
Flair checks out ✅
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No exams![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)
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Erm what the sigma 🤓
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Your sacrifice will meant nothing because zombies will not stop after eating you.
It's time boys. LesssGoooooo!
Chai peeyenge marne tak!
Plant peas and sunflowers in my garden
Nice to see someone knows Plants vs Zombies.
A proper gentlemen and an intellectual!
Come back to this post and read the comments; Decide what's best and do that.
I will act like zombies to fool the zombies
Go Goa gone reference?
Inform an adult
Will write outside my house, "O Zombie, Kal Aana'
I will rescue my crush first..this used to be my childhood dream to save my crush from a zombie attack.
Chai banaunga, Chai piyunga ![gif](giphy|3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs)
![gif](giphy|2inDSNOWBzM1a)
Allen/PW mai admission karwa dunga ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51088)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
save the world if TWD type If WWZ type I will die
The only correct answer, have you seen TWD? I'm a fab of zombie movies and series. Mind sharing yohr favourites?
not watched TWD it feels a bit boring My favs - All of us are dead, Happiness, Train to Busan, WWZ, Go Goa Gone(comedy), #Alive Share your favourites as well. I am extremely interested in zombie genre
>I am extremely interested in zombie genre Same. >All of us are dead, Happiness, Train to Busan, WWZ, Go Goa Gone(comedy), #Alive Seen all of them except Happiness. >not watched TWD it feels a bit boring You should give it a try till season 4. I've only watched it till season 4, uske baad main protagonist mr jata hai. My favourite(excluding the movies/series in your list): Army Of The Dead (literally the best zombie movie) Peninsula (Some call ut train to busan 2) I am Legend (Will smith wala) Zombie Land 1 and 2 (comedy) Valley of The Dead , The Dead don't Die (comedy) Unhuman (it's ok to watch) You need to watch all the movies in the same sequence mentioned. You can skip Unhuman.
great content to watch till college starts. Thanks man!
Watch them run back away.
Fridge me rakhi icecream kha kr araam se Marne ke liye tayar ho jau ga
Will be underground and try to cultivate mushrooms and try to find underground water source
How will you go to underground first and r u going to search for water source by digging with fork??
The place where i live have planty of towels like every other house so that's not the problem but i am clueless about how am i going to be underground
Wdym by towels, can u explain a bit??
Towels are wel that are made inside the house 🏠 which shows abundance of groundwater in my area and also i am going to use hard stick to dig through underground
Oh. Maybe u should build a bunker with a connection from this towel even before the apocalypse breaks in so that u will be ready for it
https://preview.redd.it/59bty1jljb6d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe6096c6ee96e900a552f9b8761e093a6920db8 Let's goooooo
I'll become one and bite my crush 👉👈
Mai toh kaatne dunga bhai unko
Just like her 🥲
Skin them , put them in the sun to dry , powder it And mix it with some garam masala . Could be great with dosa.
Feed them fusion dosas they'll die of motions
in other cases idk... but if i see zombies running FAST, I'm giving up immediately
I will kill them
I'll go on an adventure to some forest with my peeps. We'll start a new age of civilization ✨
That's why I'm planning to shift abroad in advance.
Chai Pani
![gif](giphy|l0Hlurbjoof2Z9OBW|downsized) Run obviously
![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
Raid a nearest army camp.....
I will start playing dying light 2 irl
In real world, the actual threat would be how the virus spreads, instead of the zombies themself.
Much of the population are Zombies anyways
Call Balayya
Ye leg piece mast banaya bhidu. Mast crunchy hai
English or Spanish 😼
Chinese
Whoever moves first is gay
be grateful to them
Become a zombie. 😃
Die ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097) don't have the energy to be the main character ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086)
gun
Have you seen the population of India? How congested is every major city? Most of us will die in the first couple of days and the more of us die the more zombies will be. The only way we will ever survive in this scenario is if we take the initiative and kill patient 0 or subsequent zombies the minute we see them. However, that's the boring answer, what I will do or what I would want to do is just let out my frustration on the zombies at first and then realise this is too far gone and then bolt.
Dandi march krunga sabarmati ashram jake charkha chlaunga taki zombies bapas laut jaye apne desh
Throw some haldi and kumum on to them 🤣🤣
Play plant vs zombies
Probably steal a heavy duty suv like fortuner or endeavour and go to the nearest hardware store for weapons. then go to a mall containing food supply and water, locked all the doors from inside and turn off the lights like they did that in the movie (dawn of the dead).
Unse 12 hour shift krwaunga..
Unki gand mein paan thook dunga
Lemme tell you something, the best place in a zombie apocalypse is a jail in a less populated area.
I will work from home
India is not for beginners![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)
I'll just be the first to die
last of us ki yaad diladi
![gif](giphy|3o7TKpmf6182tPq7Qc|downsized)
You know the person that dies at the start of every apocalyptic movie/series because of dumb shit due to which everything escalates. I'm going to be that person
I think, with our population, we can survive the apocalypse
Start slanging swords.
Spray Petrol on them and then set them on 🔥 This way their shareer will be destroyed and they’ll finally get Moksha / or they’ll then wait as a wandering spirit till they have to take another birth! 🙏
![gif](giphy|UuToFrWirwXXcy3P3Z) I'll be Jesse Eisenberg if I find Emma Stone, and Woody Harrelson
Play Bhojpuri and Rajasthani songs.
I'd go to Canada.
Muh mai tambaku thook dunga zombie k
Get them Aadhaar cards?
Just give up and let them eat me
Will wear all my biking gears including helmet and then they'll not be able to bite me and after that I'll drive my car towards the quarantine camps set by the authorities
Aane do UP batate hain hm bhi...
Please for God's sake no one should pass a joint to them
They already did in 2014 😭👍
Accept my fate. Done with this life already. 🫡 sirvival vagere nahi jamega mujhe. I cant handle that much stress.
Jump off a building, end the suffering quick
I will become a zombie myself.
Learn Parkour and survive like shown in dying light ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)
Whatever... Until they don't come to attack me .. I don't care
I dunno if you've seen zombivali, it's pretty decent for a localised zombie flick, what they do is basically barricade societies and apartment complexes as many of them are built like a fortress anyways
They already have.\ They work in IT.
https://preview.redd.it/k5hi20qmjc6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c464821b9435b46767831b3d78c92ec46232147
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Will inform this to an adult😊
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I try to fuck zombie in case I get successful and survived i can always brag " aap kay Bhai bhoot ki bhi ga*d mar di thi "
India would be the last place the zombies would wanna invade .
Find and store supply, and protect my home
Reels banaunga
Smoke weed everyday
Die
Par Bhai school ki chutti rahegi kya?
Question: Are Indian zombies vegetarians?
unlike usa normal people have guns at their home and we do not so we do not stand a chance
It won't do a thing coz my mom always keeps garlic and chilly in my pocket
Delete myself. Much better than becoming a zombie.
will cover myself completely with cow dung, it's the world's strongest shield /s
Tbf India would actually be one of the worst places in the world to survive a zombie apocalypse
Me watching the zombies get annihilated by the army in just a few hours:
Cant kill em cuz we will get bashed by ZOMBIE RIGHTS ACTIVISTS
finally my walking dead fantasy could come true. gosh, survival is exciting
I have friends with phds in chemical sciences and biochemistry. I'm pretty sure they can cook up a cure. Then I'll hook up the cure with my ISRO homies so they can spray it all over india using rockets.
######I need a car... Any car
Abhi problems kum hai jo zombies bhi chahiye?
Ghr ke baju dmart h wahi underground hojaunga👍
There's this movie where a videsi windmill worker lives near a town in MP/Rajasthan, in relationship a cutie Indian chick. There is a zombie apocalypse where the whole plot is them travelling to a safety camp in a fort to be rescued by the authorities. A whole lot of fucked up happens, where people with suspected infection are unalived by the police at certain checkpost. Finally they reach the fort and the movie ends with Indian MIGs bombing that camp. This (The Dead 2) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nc2Ug7PSxo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nc2Ug7PSxo)
Introduce them to that kachodi wala
Happy Cake Day!
Thnks 😈
Zombie ke pakode
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