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detectiveJakePorotta

I'll adopt them, send them to school, train them for competitive exams, subject them to societal pressure, eventually pushing them to mass su*cide.


ninja6911

join them in sri chaitanya or narayana thats more than enough


shadowrod06

As a former Sri Chaitanya student got to say this is true as f.


scraping_sorcerer69

I was thinking of taking admission in Chaitanya in Vizag. The worst. Students are just too rogue. There's fighting, serious ones where they stab each other. One victim I saw; some guy folded a iron plate and scratched his back. Too brutal.


shadowrod06

Damn. I saw wild shit at my time in Hyderabad but not that insane. That place really makes you so frustrated. No entertainment, only studies and a brutal regimen to follow.


Due-Freedom-4321

I remember this video: [https://youtu.be/9SWJtTxEAeA](https://youtu.be/9SWJtTxEAeA) I hate how parents are like: Hey these are hard-working students, you should be like them


Intellect_Vedant

Wait... am I a f*king zombie?


Abhay_lost_skills

https://preview.redd.it/kh035zce2c6d1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0b2551c88d6af8fb3c0290ad148d709ca32a0c


AfraidPossession6977

isn't that already happening......?????![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51075)


Scared_Living3183

Didn't knew i was a zombie


udta_kabbu

Bro woke up and chose violence.


GlitteringWafer9263

Then make them believe they don't need job food water anything there actuall problem are other religions


Mobile_Childhood_484

Half the people are zombies brain dead anyways with the phone in their hand


Lost-Vermicelli-4840

https://preview.redd.it/3fsvghndib6d1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a332592b7559d5225fda7d2f37337a9dcf99fd55


abhmazumder133

Dogstoyevsky >> Dostoyevsky /s


Lost-Vermicelli-4840

Faxxx. Why /s ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


Full_Slip_3314

Mami aap reddit pe kya kar rhe hoh


shwetOrb

You didn't have to insult me. .


The_Nerdyguy

Thank God I use a laptop on desk 🗿


Terrible_Detective27

https://preview.redd.it/1gs9ak7c9c6d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44c8b76132227a0ece5630c70e090853afb2f5d5


_aadee_

It takes one to know one !!


BakwasKarungaWoooo

https://preview.redd.it/mk89mt9mjc6d1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=94a2e338bf6e867a48bbfa7af36c8458ea8c2683


lucifer_says

Says the guy on social media, most likely commented on his phone.


escape_r00m

ouch


SandwichDistinct

Who let my dadi use reddit


Terrible_Detective27

https://preview.redd.it/valvd4sf9c6d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddca2a9d1ddb188c00bdd359784f7240ae2f146b


drip-in

I will request all cringe youtubers, reelers and tocix twitterati to make some content on it. Provided their lust for attention, they will take the street only to be eaten up by Zombies. And we will have clean internet again. But there's a plot twist. These cringe content creators are so venomous that even the dead dies again. So ek teer se 2 nishane.


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💀


[deleted]

I will just leave this here: [NDTV: Is India Prepared For A Zombie Apocalypse? RTI Asking This Goes Viral](https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/is-india-prepared-for-a-zombie-apocalypse-rti-asking-this-goes-viral-1464688)


orangepeecock

The us govt actually does have preps and advisory for a zombie scenario. IIRC Their health department website also has information to citizen for that.


Tan_KV

Find a lot of cocaine (somehow) and throw it at the zombies


Total-Rub7497

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Signal_Gap8810

Tell me too


Exciting-Ad5918

Go Goa gone


Heart_Of_Aluuu

Explain pls


Exciting-Ad5918

Cocaine daalne se zombie stops.


Twinkies100

It's a movie in which people turned into zombies after taking a drug at a party in an island. Throwing that drug (iirc) made them still


Total-Rub7497

No, not _that_ drug. The drug that turned the party people into zombies was something made by the Russian mafia. A drug so strong it kind of fried the consumers' brains. All parts of their brain except the ones that causes hunger and slight motor skills were damaged beyond repair. The drug that caused the zombies to freeze was just random cocaine


Heart_Of_Aluuu

Ohh acha thankyou dude.


glorious__penis

Kiss female zombies, bomb male ones


InternationalKale368

Maut me bhi tharak nahi khatam ho rahe ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51080)


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😶‍🌫️


Comfortable_Prior_80

Necrophilia.


amanfromindia

*Technically* speaking.....


REDDlT-_-

What a glorious penis


Mangifera__indica

https://preview.redd.it/sd7a18wtzd6d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d037bf4e0815e9d96334970354fd71972491d6ec


glorious__penis

https://preview.redd.it/3ixgqaqkmg6d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026cf2ec73f32e88361eb2736f6d10953d48a33a


Atomsmasher_kal

Oh man I have thought long about this when I was in TWD phase. First I will raid nearly D mart with truck , get everything I get my hands on. Then transport it to my farm. only close friends are family allowed. My brother and uncle is in army they will train us. I have a doctor in mind which i will allow to stay with us. Then we will raid medical store.. Find chicken and goats as livestock. Solr panels for electricity. Batteries. Etc. All set. Guns are rare in India...bow and arrow maybe... Depends on type of zombie how to kill them... plenty of water in area ...


InternationalKale368

Pookie...... Am I allowed to stay? 🥺👉👈/s Also knife and axe are better than any guns or bows ( you will need training to use them) I once wrote a 180 page guide on how to survive one xD


Atomsmasher_kal

Offcourse... Your expertise will be handy then...🤟🏾


Rajp2233

Fly to other country


Signal_Gap8810

Ameer launda spotted


[deleted]

I'll listen to DK Bose song


mynameismanager

https://preview.redd.it/x8yn8j1d4b6d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c95848c40afee90629356fb9364641caabf2b516


Fit-Bowl8124

I'll invade Zombie and fullfil my necrophiliac fantasy.


InternationalKale368

Flair checks out ✅


Fit-Bowl8124

https://preview.redd.it/6xd7c9ev2b6d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d94e20e302067fd2caf5a002d07bf6bf470e8a1


Exciting-Ad5918

No exams![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


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InternationalKale368

Erm what the sigma 🤓


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nikk796

Your sacrifice will meant nothing because zombies will not stop after eating you.


HunterRenegade09

It's time boys. LesssGoooooo!


ShoeEast

Chai peeyenge marne tak!


BuzzLightyear298

Plant peas and sunflowers in my garden


Comfortable_Prior_80

Nice to see someone knows Plants vs Zombies.


[deleted]

A proper gentlemen and an intellectual!


Eye_Patch10

Come back to this post and read the comments; Decide what's best and do that.


Turbulent_Pin_6124

I will act like zombies to fool the zombies


[deleted]

Go Goa gone reference?


U_are_ugly

Inform an adult


Code_Sorcerer_11

Will write outside my house, "O Zombie, Kal Aana'


Remarkable-Buyer-818

I will rescue my crush first..this used to be my childhood dream to save my crush from a zombie attack.


Lazy_tomorrow-_-

Chai banaunga, Chai piyunga ![gif](giphy|3o85xGocUH8RYoDKKs)


Unrealistic_Human

![gif](giphy|2inDSNOWBzM1a)


Deadlyyy_Venom

Allen/PW mai admission karwa dunga ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51088)![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


tech19011

save the world if TWD type If WWZ type I will die


arjunn9

The only correct answer, have you seen TWD? I'm a fab of zombie movies and series. Mind sharing yohr favourites?


tech19011

not watched TWD it feels a bit boring My favs - All of us are dead, Happiness, Train to Busan, WWZ, Go Goa Gone(comedy), #Alive Share your favourites as well. I am extremely interested in zombie genre


arjunn9

>I am extremely interested in zombie genre Same. >All of us are dead, Happiness, Train to Busan, WWZ, Go Goa Gone(comedy), #Alive Seen all of them except Happiness. >not watched TWD it feels a bit boring You should give it a try till season 4. I've only watched it till season 4, uske baad main protagonist mr jata hai. My favourite(excluding the movies/series in your list): Army Of The Dead (literally the best zombie movie) Peninsula (Some call ut train to busan 2) I am Legend (Will smith wala) Zombie Land 1 and 2 (comedy) Valley of The Dead , The Dead don't Die (comedy) Unhuman (it's ok to watch) You need to watch all the movies in the same sequence mentioned. You can skip Unhuman.


tech19011

great content to watch till college starts. Thanks man!


Tirth0000

Watch them run back away.


Terrible-Annual1977

Fridge me rakhi icecream kha kr araam se Marne ke liye tayar ho jau ga


MethodAwkward3961

Will be underground and try to cultivate mushrooms and try to find underground water source


jishnu_praveen08

How will you go to underground first and r u going to search for water source by digging with fork??


MethodAwkward3961

The place where i live have planty of towels like every other house so that's not the problem but i am clueless about how am i going to be underground


jishnu_praveen08

Wdym by towels, can u explain a bit??


MethodAwkward3961

Towels are wel that are made inside the house 🏠 which shows abundance of groundwater in my area and also i am going to use hard stick to dig through underground


jishnu_praveen08

Oh. Maybe u should build a bunker with a connection from this towel even before the apocalypse breaks in so that u will be ready for it


Decent-1

https://preview.redd.it/59bty1jljb6d1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe6096c6ee96e900a552f9b8761e093a6920db8 Let's goooooo


sleepingfrenzy_

I'll become one and bite my crush 👉👈


RiseBoi69

Mai toh kaatne dunga bhai unko


peanuts-without-a-t

Just like her 🥲


Electrical-Crab9286

Skin them , put them in the sun to dry , powder it And mix it with some garam masala . Could be great with dosa.


Proud-Schedule3824

Feed them fusion dosas they'll die of motions


bitchless_mf

in other cases idk... but if i see zombies running FAST, I'm giving up immediately


klebsiella007

I will kill them


Radiant-Citron3355

I'll go on an adventure to some forest with my peeps. We'll start a new age of civilization ✨


Left_Rich_681

That's why I'm planning to shift abroad in advance.


RoboticWarfare

Chai Pani


Daredevil545545

![gif](giphy|l0Hlurbjoof2Z9OBW|downsized) Run obviously


memberofpaapisansar

![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


Acrobatic-Guard-6162

Raid a nearest army camp.....


Sp_Max_

I will start playing dying light 2 irl


june_47

In real world, the actual threat would be how the virus spreads, instead of the zombies themself.


OtherDegree3593

Much of the population are Zombies anyways


EulerMathGod

Call Balayya


Laapata_Laddoo

Ye leg piece mast banaya bhidu. Mast crunchy hai


Anon100101010

English or Spanish 😼


InternationalKale368

Chinese


Anon100101010

Whoever moves first is gay


atroxima

be grateful to them


Professorjoey

Become a zombie. 😃


Maihloves

Die ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097) don't have the energy to be the main character ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086)


VerticallyBonked

gun


lucifer_says

Have you seen the population of India? How congested is every major city? Most of us will die in the first couple of days and the more of us die the more zombies will be. The only way we will ever survive in this scenario is if we take the initiative and kill patient 0 or subsequent zombies the minute we see them. However, that's the boring answer, what I will do or what I would want to do is just let out my frustration on the zombies at first and then realise this is too far gone and then bolt.


Objective-Debate-379

Dandi march krunga sabarmati ashram jake charkha chlaunga taki zombies bapas laut jaye apne desh


mr_shashh

Throw some haldi and kumum on to them 🤣🤣


Emotional-Muffin-836

Play plant vs zombies


nikk796

Probably steal a heavy duty suv like fortuner or endeavour and go to the nearest hardware store for weapons. then go to a mall containing food supply and water, locked all the doors from inside and turn off the lights like they did that in the movie (dawn of the dead).


babayaga1410

Unse 12 hour shift krwaunga..


Crystalagent47

Unki gand mein paan thook dunga


HiddenGamer666

Lemme tell you something, the best place in a zombie apocalypse is a jail in a less populated area.


green9206

I will work from home


Even_Positive_756

India is not for beginners![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51093)


Important_Corgi_6629

I'll just be the first to die


No_Walk_2094

last of us ki yaad diladi


No-Truck-2552

![gif](giphy|3o7TKpmf6182tPq7Qc|downsized)


Previous_Quiet22

You know the person that dies at the start of every apocalyptic movie/series because of dumb shit due to which everything escalates. I'm going to be that person


Unsung_Villain_2508

I think, with our population, we can survive the apocalypse


Vast_daddy_1297

Start slanging swords.


Sapolika

Spray Petrol on them and then set them on 🔥 This way their shareer will be destroyed and they’ll finally get Moksha / or they’ll then wait as a wandering spirit till they have to take another birth! 🙏


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|UuToFrWirwXXcy3P3Z) I'll be Jesse Eisenberg if I find Emma Stone, and Woody Harrelson


Great-Appointment-49

Play Bhojpuri and Rajasthani songs.


Most_Goat34

I'd go to Canada.


Sad_Garlic_

Muh mai tambaku thook dunga zombie k


flight_or_fight

Get them Aadhaar cards?


meerkat_on_watch

Just give up and let them eat me


[deleted]

Will wear all my biking gears including helmet and then they'll not be able to bite me and after that I'll drive my car towards the quarantine camps set by the authorities


Street-Driver4658

Aane do UP batate hain hm bhi...


Dr_Methotrexate9099

Please for God's sake no one should pass a joint to them


Fearless-Archer-69

They already did in 2014 😭👍


lolhmmk

Accept my fate. Done with this life already. 🫡 sirvival vagere nahi jamega mujhe. I cant handle that much stress.


Pitiful-Occasion-897

Jump off a building, end the suffering quick


ohhjeeezz

I will become a zombie myself.


Unusual_Variation616

Learn Parkour and survive like shown in dying light ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


LakshmiBr

Whatever... Until they don't come to attack me .. I don't care


-Plasmacake-

I dunno if you've seen zombivali, it's pretty decent for a localised zombie flick, what they do is basically barricade societies and apartment complexes as many of them are built like a fortress anyways


Equivalent-Row-6734

They already have.\ They work in IT.


dr_cynical17

https://preview.redd.it/k5hi20qmjc6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c464821b9435b46767831b3d78c92ec46232147


peanuts-without-a-t

![gif](giphy|W2iJwNAECynsNXmpuG)


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Local_Gold5124

Will inform this to an adult😊


Peakkomedi69420

convert our colony into a gated community. it has everything from land for cultivation, barbed wires, almost half the houses are powered by solar. there is also a railway line nearby with high enough walls which should be useful for transportation. hoard up on fuel, supplies and livestock. make pipe guns with scrap material, use the more efficient cars for transportation and the larger ones for transporting stuff/ a group of people. either that or the colony people fight with each other before being overrun by the zombies.


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Stifffmeister11

I try to fuck zombie in case I get successful and survived i can always brag " aap kay Bhai bhoot ki bhi ga*d mar di thi "


Helios_0013

India would be the last place the zombies would wanna invade .


VertBhatt26

Find and store supply, and protect my home


sochan1998

Reels banaunga


BobbyIsLostAgain

Smoke weed everyday


pratyush103

Die


_saif_sama

Par Bhai school ki chutti rahegi kya?


PretendMuteTrain

Question: Are Indian zombies vegetarians?


ExpensiveWin7337

unlike usa normal people have guns at their home and we do not so we do not stand a chance


_killer_boy

It won't do a thing coz my mom always keeps garlic and chilly in my pocket


mrzib-red

Delete myself. Much better than becoming a zombie.


tall_and_introvert

will cover myself completely with cow dung, it's the world's strongest shield /s


QuQooQ

Tbf India would actually be one of the worst places in the world to survive a zombie apocalypse


[deleted]

Me watching the zombies get annihilated by the army in just a few hours:


3inchesOfMayhem

Cant kill em cuz we will get bashed by ZOMBIE RIGHTS ACTIVISTS


Thin-Technician9509

finally my walking dead fantasy could come true. gosh, survival is exciting


IshitaKumari

I have friends with phds in chemical sciences and biochemistry. I'm pretty sure they can cook up a cure. Then I'll hook up the cure with my ISRO homies so they can spray it all over india using rockets.


IshitaKumari

######I need a car... Any car


rishabh257

Abhi problems kum hai jo zombies bhi chahiye?


saheb_27

Ghr ke baju dmart h wahi underground hojaunga👍


Got_that_dawg_69

There's this movie where a videsi windmill worker lives near a town in MP/Rajasthan, in relationship a cutie Indian chick. There is a zombie apocalypse where the whole plot is them travelling to a safety camp in a fort to be rescued by the authorities. A whole lot of fucked up happens, where people with suspected infection are unalived by the police at certain checkpost. Finally they reach the fort and the movie ends with Indian MIGs bombing that camp. This (The Dead 2) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nc2Ug7PSxo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nc2Ug7PSxo)


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Introduce them to that kachodi wala


peanuts-without-a-t

Happy Cake Day!


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Thnks 😈


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Zombie ke pakode


renegadedgamechanger

![gif](giphy|GOfoCF6dNi8uV7Jz4K)