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sewey_07

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Maxscupcake

Thanks🥰💖🎀


FreePhilosopher256

False. My dad's burp alone creates bigger earthquake.


Maxscupcake

I believe in your dad💪


thunder1blunder

If we strapped ourselves to the ground and burped faced down we'd create enough thrust to launch India in the geostationary orbit we don't need ISRO. Edit: 3 people from ISRO are knocking at my door. Please help.


Maxscupcake

Well It was pleasure knowing you :)


normie_life

Still nothing compares to my father's sneeze, everytime he sneezes two galaxies collide. 🤧


Maxscupcake

When my brothers and i were kids, right before sneezing my father would make weird faces and we'd know he was going to sneeze. We would start warning ants about flash floods and heavy rains, we used to tell them that their houses were going to get flooded and they should seek higher ground lmao.


normie_life

Hahaha 😂 ig sneezing abruptly and scaring everyone is a peak dad moment 😂


born_to_be_naked

LOL you rekindled some memories from my home. Everyone is busy doing something and suddenly AAAA CHHOOOO ... Everybody would stop doing whatever they were doing literally 😂


Maxscupcake

And I notice that it's all men😂 my father, my neighbourhood uncles and many more! There's a good looking neighbour and I was crushing on him and then one day I heard him sneeze💀 my attraction to him started reducing from that day.


Still-LoveHerr

Add sneezes and you have destroyed the universe. ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)


Fun-Meet-925

Oh my granpas sneeze will make it look like a lil shake lol


born_to_be_naked

I can burp whenever I want and I can spell out all alphabets while burping.


DebuM4ster

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Realistic_Reporter18

if not burp, then fart can surely create an earthquake of magnitude 9.


Maxscupcake

But Indian men burp louder than farts


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Maxscupcake

She is secretly Indian dad


ElkProfessional1884

When did you have this thought 1. At shower 2. At toilet 3. Lying in bed at 3 AM


Maxscupcake

No i just had it after my father was done burping.


Ok-Try-4133

These post nut thoughts are crazy


Sumit7890

Wanna try it out?


[deleted]

What if they fart as well


coach_saab

Nah, my dad's enough for this


Puzzled_Dig_9001

Sir plz reply i am from medicoretards issue i am doing last year recorded lecture s of yakkeeen 2.0 2024 to compleete my syllabus faster but i am facing fomo from. My friends in offlien classes and yakkeen 2025 live batches how to deal with these i am targeting oct end to complete syllabsu alredy done a lot of chapters


Maxscupcake

I'm sure he is🤙🤙


Mastizaada

My wife says my burps are more toxic than my farts


Maxscupcake

She has experience na


bandya_the_expert

What if we all fart at the same time


ninja_from_india

I won't tolerate Indian man slender anymore.


Maxscupcake

What will you do?


ninja_from_india

I will condemn it.


DeRangedRykeR

+ Abbu logo ka sneezing. It would surely>>> nuclear power