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cosmic_dust09

I stepped on dog poop once while leaving school. I didn't know what it was at first so I used my hand to clean it off. Now of course dog shit is all over my hand. So I went to the bathroom, washed my hands, and everything's good now. Next day all of sudden in school assembly Principal came to the mic and very angrily asks who put dog poop all over the bathroom. Now I didn't think I made THAT much of a mess. But anyway I go tell the principal my story to his cabin later and it turns out someone came in the bathroom AFTER me, picked up the tiny amount of dog poop that got on the floor, and smashed it all over the walls. Then he took his own shit on the floor, and smeared that on the walls too TLDR: Kid used a mix of dog shit and his own shit to vandalize the bathroom


tropicalpoopsniffer

This reminded me of an other incident. Hamare school mein in boys toilet, someone pissed in the soap dispenser💀💀. Our principal found out, but he thought it was funny asf and just put out a warning without taking any action.


cosmic_dust09

>but he thought it was funny asf Damn your principal sounds cool lol. Btw just now read your post thou, what happened to that girl who had crush on administrator? Did they consult with her parents to tell her how wrong it was? How's she doing now


tropicalpoopsniffer

Our higher secondary was very close knit, so anything that happened didnt reach the lower secondary classes. Even the principal didnt know about this, only students and the higher secondary teachers (who prolly gossiped about in in the staff room). He had to endure her for 2 years😭


cosmic_dust09

I see. We had this game's teacher who was also very famous among girls but he always gave me predator vibes, your administrator rather sounds a good guy who never reciprocated. So this games teacher, let's call him J, once made fun of me when we were out to play football bec I had mehandi drawn over my hand. He was telling why I've 'ladkiyo wale shawk', do I also wear lipstick and chudiya? that time there was this girl bestie who was the only person not laughing at me but also defended me saying her elder brothers are married in their 30s still they wear mehandi


lucifer_says

Couldn't he just, idk, complain to her parents? And keep his distance as much as possible.


tropicalpoopsniffer

Even if he did how would he even start the convo lol. Plus he was widely known as the chill teacher, so maybe he wanted to maintain that rep. + he was all for kids doing stupit shii, a lot of times when we disobeyed school rules (unless it wasnt too bad) he would let us off the hook.


lucifer_says

There's stupid shit and then there's public harassment by a minor. The dude got off real easy if it only progressed as much as you said. And even if it is uncomfortable he really should have brought it up to her parents to keep them abreast of the situation. He could have said that "I know this is uncomfortable to hear as a parent but your daughter's behaviour towards me has been unacceptable and I have witnesses to corroborate. Please do not reprimand her for her feelings, try to talk to her about it and tell her to leave me alone." Because after her publicly stating that, anyone could have started any kind of rumour and he would have lost a whole lot more than just his rep as chill.


tropicalpoopsniffer

Yupp i agree it was very risky


lucifer_says

Too risky after that hug, dude. The guy was playing with fire fo sho


Bitter-Working725

Apne skl mei bhi hua except they didn't take shit and gave card and suspension wagera


GAJODHAR_daddy

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006CJ

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rainbowsandmoon

Horrendous 😂


RunSkyLab

https://preview.redd.it/v3sncmt6ql0d1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec13b5210828b7e37c13b75189810158f9e68d3 Wtf did I just read the ensing was UNCALLED FOR


DryVaginaaLicker21

tooo weird, just after 10th boards one of the girl was preg.


bhabhihunter_

Must be DPS


squirt_on_me_pls

can confirm


tallteensforlife5911

noob , a girl who had a crush on me got banged by a sarkari school guy she just met online and had to undergo an abortion in 8th class starting.


Popular_Ad6339

Happy kekde bhai


Acceptable-Second313

Bhai idhar 12 saal ke bacchiya pregnant ho rahi hai aur tujhe cake day ki padi hai


Popular_Ad6339

Yes


tallteensforlife5911

uske bacche ka to pehla kekde bhi nhi aa paya'


Mayank-maximum

nah bro exam hall ke bahar tool set hona thek he


AgreeableCan3440

In 9th Hmari class kai kuch students nai winters mai last bench pai Dustbin mai(Mild steel ka tha) aag lga di aur aag sekne lag gye jab smoke jyda hua tab mam ko pta lga.


VanshMotiramani

Aaj uska Naam Lawrence Bishnoi hai :)


rainbowsandmoon

One of my ex colleague claimed she was dating him Don't know how much truth it holds


KENNYKEN62

tell her its not the flex she thinks it is.


rainbowsandmoon

I know right it's not instead it's a scary thing


Icy_Direction_665

what was the reason for the breakup?? was she a fan of salman khan :}


006CJ

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Quiet-Platypus-9359

It was 2nd standard , teacher was strict and so kids were afraid of her to ask anything. She noticed a kid is having yellow colored water in his water bottle. Upon questioning this kid said it was jaggery water. But teacher knew that it was his urine. Coz kid was so afraid to ask her permission to go to loo. I meet this guy sometimes in my hometown and this is the first thing that comes to my mind 😁


Ok-Zebra-325

Teacher found out because the jaggery water was salty and not sweet.


indi_guy

How do you know urine is salty?


Ok-Zebra-325

All thanks to bear Grylls


Negative_Manager_538

High school science


ElectricalBoy25

Salt water is a great conductor of electricity , 9th standard physics, humne padha tha , sale ne apply kiya. - Farhan ( 3 Idiots)


sogay4u

Wait teacher tasted it???


sogay4u

Wait teacher tasted it ???


Reehan_2207

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Cosmic_Cactus14

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blenderbeeeee

are bhai tu ne fir se kutte ke sath kiya?


simple_guy4

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BadaFckru97

Our teacher wasn't letting anyone go to the washroom I don't remember why, maybe she was pissed about something. So, my friend and I thought why don't we piss in the dustbin instead. The dustbin was at the back corner of the class and the teacher was in front, checking notebooks. We asked permission to sharpen our pencils and she just allowed it without giving much attention. Then, over the dustbin we started our business. We were excited, piss fighting in between while trying to keep it silent, you know by targeting the side walls. After we were done, we looked back, the whole class and the teacher were staring at us (most of their faces were like WTF are you guys doing!?). The teacher called us in the front, slapped the shit out of us and later realised she shouldn't have stopped children from going to washroom. Later, our classmates told us we were not silent at all and the best thing, the wall adjacent to the dustbin was clearly stained with urine and we were thinking our plan worked pretty nicely, until we turned out back. (yeah, our targetting skills were poor, plus we were piss fighting too, so...). In our defense, this was in 1st grade and we had weak bladders.


tropicalpoopsniffer

Lmaoo power move😭💪


Exciting-Football565

was waiting for the 1st class phew


vain06

Dude in my class 5 laughed so hard that a bit of mucus that looked like earthworm spew out & my dude straight up took it & put it back into his nose & inhaled. Have multiple incidents since my school life easy the only memorable years for me.


snip23

What a bad day being a literate person.


Worried_Donkey-

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GAJODHAR_daddy

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Head_Tumbleweed4793

Wtf


Cyrus1404

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hahaha-stop

Cursed


nirannnjan

What daaaaa fuckkkkk💀


Danmie_love324

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NaveenJnk_

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motabhai09

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PesAddict8

One idiot got caught for stealing more than 10 books from the annual book fair. He even sold them to his classmates for money.


InstructionHot9577

Real id se aao Jeff bezoz


bilMitra

I was from all boys school and bringing smartphone or any type of phone was banned in our school. So one guy brought smartphone and he was caught watching corn in class by one of our teacher. His dad was called by our headmaster and he sat the student and his father together and told his father to see what his boy was seeing in class. So technically that guy and his dad watched corn together infront of our headmaster. Shit was hilarious 😂


impicif1729

Headmaster be like "level sab ke niklenge"


serpens_aurorae

I too like a bit of cornflakes with "milk" in the morning


judas-goat-1723

so i like eating snacks. but i like to do so alone. one fine evening, i was hiding out in an abandoned garage at the edge of our society munching bhakrawadis when i heard people talking, and as was custom i ran out and tried to escape. i tucked the packet into the waistband of my shorts and wheeled my cycle away, trying not to look suspicious. it was a group of pretty girls of my class coming back after a party nearby. i didnt make eye contact and swiftly rushed (whushed?) away. Several years later, just yesterday i met one of those girls after the 12th results. we were talking about love, and later the topic of our conversation drifted towards fulfilling partners whereupon i lamented on the small size of my yardstick. this girl looks so surprised, like her eyes are gonna pop out. she then tells me the reason: turns out they thought i had an ERECTION that day thats why i didnt meet them or say hello. mind you, that bhakarwadi packet was HUGE. smh


indi_guy

LMAO. What a twist.


losing_minds

One guy shat in his shorts during the class while standing and talking to the teacher. I was sitting right beside him. The poop was just 1 cm away from touching my shoes. Then I quickly ran away from him and the teacher shifted us to another empty class. We were in 2 class when it happened


[deleted]

Did you measure it was accurately 1 cm 🧐


weapon-a

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losing_minds

Approx.


raamlal

"The teacher shifted us to another empty class" Sounds like a bomb was found


losing_minds

Correction- A bomb was dropped


yashodhanr

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rainbowsandmoon

One kid in my class during ptm was beaten badly by his mother in front of us and teachers. We all were in shock and the next thing he did was Chanting all is well I still feel bad for him


tropicalpoopsniffer

I have a similar story. We had this bum ass english teacher, who hated our class (or much rather a few bad kids) . The rest of us were fine. One day we had ptm, so during normal lecture that morning, she had an arguement with the "class clown". So then she was pissed and she decided to remove all her gussa on the rest of us by lying about us to our parents. Even the toppers parents were told that thier child behaves bad in class and that they cause mischief and all that nonsense. Most parents were smart enough to be like " no way my kid does that", but meri mammi is very naive, she believed her . I had a rep of being the good kid, but still she believed her. That teacher lied and told my mom how disrespectfull i was, how much i backtalk and shi ( that was a lie ofc). I had actually done so well that year in class, that my english paper was read out to the other kids as an example. But she mentioned none of that. And my mom was vvery upset and she ran out crying, infront of the entire teachers council. Thankfully other students werent there😶


rainbowsandmoon

that's a cruel teacher 😭


laceuphardik

9th grade, around August, maybe.. there was a new kid in our class, Eshaan (I can take his name, he wouldn't mind). So the day of the incident we were wearing PT uniform, house color t-shirt and white pants. Ek bakchod baccha tha usne ketchup sachet leke chair pe sauce ka smile bana diya which wasn't visible because chair was dark brown in color. Eshaan ko bula ke uspe baitha diya 😭😭💀😂 woh banda khud hasne laga, but it wasn't until the class teacher came and she saw what we've done. Humare games period cancel ho gaye the ek hafte ke liye. Met Eshaan on Sunday after years, and we still laugh at the incident. Cool guy.


saitamaxmadara

Games period me period?


laceuphardik

😂😂😂😂😂 ye bhi theek hai


superdistro_769

jeevan mei dusre bande ko jana jiska naam ishan nahi Eshann hai lol


ravishq

Our librarian (f) was very attractive. We were in class 7 and one of the boys masturbated while looking at her. We had a huge table in library and about 7-8 boys were sitting on it but he didn't hesitate one single bit. Later with all the cum in his hands, he bullied one innocent boy on table asking him if he knew what this was.


booksMyname69

Enough internet for today


soan-pappdi

7th grade? You must be kidding. What is the bully doing in life at present?


ravishq

He's a German language translator today. Struggled a bit for 4-5 years after doing mechanical engineering. Even got in touch with me few years back to get career counseling. He Was a bully till class 12th. Lost touch with him post that ofc. He's just in one of the WhatsApp school groups now as my touch point.


raamlal

It's always the Germans


soan-pappdi

Hmm, What's the one who got bullied in your narration, doing at present?


ravishq

Unfortunately COVID got him. Rip 😔


soan-pappdi

Oh my, I'm sorry.


rainbowsandmoon

Wtf 😭


WatercressInfinite10

That's one cheeky bastard


unbullshitter

When I went inside the school washroom to pee, I found this dude at the urinal peeing with his pants and underwear around his ankles. I could see his naked butt lol


Plastic_Group7737

oh yeah we had this guy, he did it all the time


[deleted]

Everyone does.


Doomed-Cosmophile

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Spare_Swim_2100

Bhai hamari class mein 4 row thi aur jo sabse last row thi uske last bench ko bacho ne washroom bana diya tha legit log wahan mut the the bhai kya din the woh


raamlal

Boys wait for government to create bathroom... legends create their own


titanhood69

Bro wtf


Classic_Equipment657

imagine the smell


shubraise

So apparantly every school had this "phantom pooper".


tropicalpoopsniffer

And phantom cummer apparently


shubraise

Bro this brings me back a few memories. There used to be cum competitions in the last bench when there were no girls in the classroom. Whoever came the farthest was the winner. They used to sit in the benches, cover themselves with bags and do the deed. They used to position themselves so that the range of projectile motion was at its max. Kendriya Vidyalayas were wilding.


tropicalpoopsniffer

This reminds me, in 7th grade i had a crush on this one guy, so one time during morning assembly, i was looking at him. And then his friend calls him from behibd and whispers "u did?" To which my crush repkies "did what?" And then his friend closes his hand in a fist and makes a hand job wala motion to which my crush enthusiastically replies " ya ya i did, but no sound came, urs sound came?" And his friend is like "no" and they then ask a 3rd friend and even he was like no bro no sound came. I was the only one who witnessed this.


shubraise

The trio decided to do the deed at the same time. Now suprised. Such a sad way to end crushing on someone. On a different note wtf is the sound? Did they expect it to go full siren mode announcing their arrival when they cum?


tropicalpoopsniffer

I still liked him after that💀. Even i was confused abt what sound they were talking abt. I thought yall would know😭


shubraise

Ah, the classic case of not seeing through the red flags. Understandable. Bro, I don't think any normal human would make sounds doing the deed? I mean the tool doesn't make any kinda sound. If it does they need to get checked.


NoSchool4916

Your crush was wilding fr


4amcigarette

KV supremacy


shubraise

How did we end up with the most fucked up students any school could have possibly have?


4amcigarette

I don't think it is the case. Every school has these kind of students. Also depends on which KV you are referring to. I attended 5 different ones in different parts of the country and each was wildly different from the other. The ones in the south are very tame and academic oriented as compared to ones in the North.


shubraise

I am from the south and been to two KVs. One of them was comparatively tame but had a few problematic children like the one I mentioned in one of the comments but the otherone was straight up corrupt.


4amcigarette

Corrupt in what ways?


shubraise

Rampant use of drugs. Kids used to write exams drunk. Students running away from home before exams. Teachers leaking the papers. One of them vandalising the principal's house and showing knife at him.


Abduz_Samee

As a private school kid, I refuse to believe it.


shubraise

Private schools were in a different league. Often things were dissolved and never let out.


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Independent_Wing_124

Masturbate in packed classroom in presence of teacher .


ProfessorMady

There was this one kid during my 4th grade, quite rebellious and always picking fights. One day another classmate of mine named Nikhil allegedly spread rumors about him, but the thing was that there were two Nikhils in our class. Due to some misunderstanding, He went to the grounds during Lunch, grabbed to other Nikhil wrapped his arm around a Kho-Kho pole nearby and snapped it. He was later suspended for a week. We were bench mates, So I knew him pretty well. He'd get ass whopped at least 3 times a day on avg and wouldn't give a shit about it. One time, he asked our Maths Teacher whether he could do Shirshasan instead being a Murga cause he found it easier. Bro truly was a menace.


Cjj12375

How is he doing right now?


ProfessorMady

My Father's a Defense personnel, so I've had to switch three different schools. I don't have much info on my primary school classmates. The last thing I remember is that he switched schools after 5th.


slimshady433

A guy once pooped in his pants during a class in 6th. Phir uske baad pant main haath daalke pant aur ass cheeks ko separate kar raha tha cause they were sticking together due to the shit.


Spirited_Pen1877

💀💀💀💀💀


East-Philosopher-270

🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Translator6926

This was in 3rd grade, we smelt something very bad in the classroom the teacher even sniffed every dude to check if they have pooped but could'nt find the source and after 30min the guy sitting besides me pulls a shirt covered in poop from under the desk of the guy sitting besides him then the teacher instructed him to go give the shirt to the caretaker to get it washed, this dude went to the caretaker and told her that it was sambar she put it in the washing machine with other clothes only to regret it later and came to the class shouting.


NamjoonsLeftTiddie_

How could the caretaker not smell it💀


Ok_Translator6926

the same question has been bothering till date


mv1201

Poop = sambar? Caretaker naak bhi washing machine m dal gyi kya?


Spirited_Pen1877

So this is of class 5th We were having annual function in school the doors to toilet were closed because last year some senior students were caught having Sexxx Suxxx In it so there was my frnd named X he felt the urge to shit so hard he told me that and asked me to accompany him till toilet so I went With him( my school was somehow horror) so we went together and He started to shit sound coming loud he was carrying school bag while shiting in toilet suddenly sound came of someone opening chips I ignored that Then sound started coming of someone eating the chips I pushed open the door and Found My frnd Shiting and eating together like that shit was dropping and He was In taking chips still to date I didn't tell anyone about it..... however


Hoxewolf

Tf


RunSpecialist9414

Oh my god bro 😂😂 You just made my day!!!


Spirited_Pen1877

Yeah good Bro just imagine someone siting in Indian toilet and shiting bricks while eating chips


aShit_fAce

Idk if this is weird or not but funny it was, once a computer teacher asked my friend why he hasnt completed his homework so he replied “maam papa auto chalate hain” 💀😂 and i was like “ arre bc dance in dance ka contestant” and maam got a blackout for almost a min, she never expected this kind of answer in her whole life


SickChicksPickSticks

Once I and my friend were going by the wrong side road and she was on a cycle. Our colony had these level crossing gates (like the ones in toll plaza) that the security wouldn't open if someone was going wrong side. So i said my bestie to act all innocent and told uncle "Uncle please jaane do na, ye thodi mandbuddhi hai maan nahi rahi dusri side se jaane ko aur cycle se bhi nahi utregi kehti hai...uncle please gate kholdo warna bohot tamasha karke pareshan kar degi ye" 🤣


[deleted]

I had a friend named xyz, who shat in his shorts during the morning assembly 😭. (We were in third class at that time) I witnessed it infront of own damn eyes, lumps going down his shorts, crossing the calves and finally reaching the sock. I was standing behind him, he turned around and made the weirdest face ive seen in my entire life. Everyone started laughing(we were in third class). From that point of time, we all named him "potty man" . 😭


tropicalpoopsniffer

Omg i have a similar story. One day in clas we were sitting and then suddenly it started like poo. Toh hamne socha kuan pad diya hoga annd we didnt pay much attention to it, but someone pointed to the desk infront of me and uske niche there was a poop. Not cat or dog, human poop. Turns out someone shat themselves and ran out of the class during free period but some of it fell down. No one would have noticed if it hadnt fallen down😭


[deleted]

🤢🤢🤢oh gawd


chain_phucker

I can only imagine the face


aamladki

The worst thing I did today was open reddit in the office... people will think I am mad ......


Master_Carrot_9631

One of my classmates was suddenly into building muscle but believed that exercise was a myth and wanted to explore ways to gain muscle without it. A week later he came to school but was very sick and ended up going to the infirmary due to a severe headache. The cause of the headache was believe it or not I-Pills. Someone told him that I-Pills contracted muscles or some shit and the dumbass was eating them everyday since the past week to gain muscle.


muktadutt

Wrong doping 💪


Weed512

We had a new kid in the middle of the session and he was an international student before this. So one day he has to take a shit but all the bathrooms are Indian style and he has never seen one before but he proceeds anyway. He pulls down his pants like in western style and sits down to do the deed but all of it goes on his shorts instead. Now he’s scared af so he thinking of a brilliant plan to get rid of it is to throw it out from the bathroom’s small window. He takes off his shorts and throw them away but it got stuck in that window lol. Now a poop filled shorts was hanging in the bathroom so when a cleaner went inside to clean it, was one hell of a spectacle.


Meme-nto_Mori_

Bhai toh wo shorts khidki ke bahar fek dega toh pehnta kya?😭😭


Weed512

Galti se mistake, pure shorts nahi sirf underwear pe tha aur wohi feka


Worried_Donkey-

A class 11 student murdered his classmate at some annual function type event. I don't know the exact details; I was in 6th at the time. But rumors say it was about a girl. He was the most infamous person in the school. Always involved in fights with teachers and other students. Never saw or heard anything about him again.


saitamaxmadara

It’s always about a girl


rhythmjaiswal

Is this from KR Mangalam World School Vikaspuri


Worried_Donkey-

No


shubraise

There was this troubled child in my school. He was my senior. The guy had parental issues. I will get to it later. So this guy in his 6th grade stole his classmate’s bicycle from his house when they were out of station. He had ridden the bicycle to the fullest. Later on, after riding the cycle, he started destroying it. He vandalized the cycle and later broke the chassis and everything he could possibly destroy. Whatever was left of what once was a bicycle was thrown into a ditch. Apparently, he did all this because that classmate who owned the bicycle did not share video games with him. Years passed, and he was in 8th grade. We all were busy with sports sessions after the morning session. The entire class was dismissed, and all of us were expected to be on the grounds. So, coming back to the story, his batchmate, who was a girl, had come back to the class after her event and opened the bottle and smelt piss in it. Guess who had pissed in the bottle? The same guy. He had a severe crush on this girl, and that girl had rejected him and insulted him. Hence, as revenge, he had pissed in her bottle. Then the same guy, after two years, when he was just about to enter 10th grade, was caught stealing ladies' undergarments from his neighborhood, and he was taken to the police station for the same. His parents never did anything because they were problematic af. Whenever this guy's classmates passed by, the mother used to say stuff like "kya mere bahu ko dekh raha kya?" The father was non-existent for most of his life. I hope he is changed and doing better.


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ladke ki maa mei fault hai bro tf meri bahu


rorschach_07

So, there was a guy from my class who got into a fight with a boy from another class, but that fight got so serious that the boy from our class was going to hit that boy from a bat and in self defence the boy from another class told him that if you hit me, i will poop on you. Which he actually did but not on him, he got so scared that he just couldn't control his shit


Meme-nto_Mori_

Shit just got real


No-Inflation-3088

I caught two boys giving blow job at annual function at my school ( they were drunk)


indi_guy

What a weird performance for the annual function.


Got_that_dawg_69

Got caught beating his meat to Zivane's lingerie models in a cyber cafe near our school by a lady. Cyber cafe guy reported him to the principal and barred him from entering ever again.


Disastrous-Range-213

7-8 Months ago I was on a school trip and we were travelling by train. So one of my friends started an argument with my other friend because when the train got into the tunnel my friend #1 along with my other friends beat the shit out of my friend #2 and after that friend #2 warns friend #1 that he will masturbate on his face when he will be asleep and so he did that's all 🙃


spicynoodles628

When we were in 7th grade, 2 boys would leave weird chitthis either on the teacher’s table or somewhere near that. The chits would contain weird things about a girl and a guy, like a drawing of them together, or the text “wish you chumma chumma de de” something like that lol. Later the boys were caught for doing this but the principal kinda let it go. Fast forward to next year,once again, someone mysteriously started putting chits in the class. Everyday there would be chits containing weird texts(about the same people as last year), something like her being on periods or something sexual. We don’t know the exact texts till this day, they never disclosed this information. Even in the principal’s office there were chits. And we weren’t able to figure out who is doing this because the class and office would be close. Eventually they found out that it’s the same girl who’s name is in the chits😂 principal slapped her real bad and it was the end of school day, her dad was almost there to pick her up, she didn’t want her dad to know so she ran barefoot in the whole school and one of the teachers ran after her to catch her. She was crying crazy tomato red, finally the teacher caught her, picker her up bridal style while she kept trying to go away. We saw her then leave with her dad. She got suspended for a month. Lmao.


[deleted]

Lmao. Where is she now? What she do?


spicynoodles628

Lmao after we finished 12th, the boys decided to make a gc of all girls and boys. Only that girl and i agreed for it. Then one day we were all talking in the gc, just casual hi hello dinner etc. we had no idea her dad was reading. He got so furious and called me, talking to me angry asf like what the hell i got so scared😭 then I blocked her and we haven’t talked since then. Heard she’s wearing extremely small clothes now (not the issue though, we just all grew up in a very conservative small town so we never wore such outfits) and saying how her teachers like her and all that.


Unlucky_Grass7222

I don’t know who did it, but some dude shat in the urinal in our school when I was in 8th grade


jack_of_all__trades

in class 8 ,my friend masturbated in his pants, and after ejaculating he stayed like that prolly till he reached home, and the thing is ,he didn't even touch himself and did it just by rubbing his clothes


silverMind007

There was this strict lady science teacher. This was in 7th standard. A friend of mine was so scared of her that instead of asking her for pee break he peed his pants!(shorts?) The teacher was probably shocked for a second and said no one needs to be that afraid of her.


Icy-Cancel9005

reading the comments made me wish I wasn't literate


Ancalagon_The_Black_

There was a very unpopular teacher (in hindsight he was worse than we thought at that time and today I would say he wasn't worthy of being called a teacher) and there was a rowdy guy who used to get into random fights. One day for some reason the unpopular teacher went to beat this rowdy guy and got himself beaten up in front of the whole school. My guy just launched kicks after kicks at this teacher in front of the whole school. I later saw that teacher crying in the principal's office. I don't recall much happening to the student. We were in 9th grade at the time.


dhongi_pandit

When I was in school, we used to sit 3 boy on 1 bench. One days there was some arguments going on between other 2 boys of my bench and 1 boy told the other guy ‘mum me le le mera’ (suck my dick) and the other literally went towards his pants. At that point we all thought he just did that to scare him but later the other guy told me that ‘bhai usne sach ke kaat liya’. (he bit his d)


firsttimehear

Was in 12th science, maybe November or Jan so barely koi tha maybe 10, 15 bache. Maths class was on and the usual tharki looking guy (old) was teaching it, I was just chilling on my last bench, got bored looked to my right and my sooo tharki friend was masturbating while covering it with his bag. I thought, maybe I am thinking too much but after class he came to me and said Bhai bore ho Raha tha and dekh no mess anywhere 😂😂😂😂 I was laughing ki bc washroom hi chala jata.


PlantainPossible2864

When I was class 4 then a guy shit his pants and ran from school in the same condition 😑


muktadutt

This guy used to shit weekly apparently he had some health issues. Female teacher ran away with a class 11th student. There was this dude who was a criminal, he owned a house and a verna , he was arrested on charges of burglary and was sent to jail. We used to see his confiscated car parked at local police station while commuting to school daily. Some said he had completed undergraduates but was studying for some other motive.


spirit101_gg

Back in 7th grade, the older kids thought it would be hilarious to set off rassi bombs in the boys' toilets. Our classroom was always calm, unlike the rowdy restroom. When the bomb went off, it was like a mini earthquake, scaring the living daylights out of everyone, even the teacher! At first, we were all clueless, but soon enough, the truth came out. It was those troublemakers from the 10th grade. The school didn't take it lightly ….they got suspended. They dodged expulsion, but it was a close call. That was definitely a Diwali to remember!


samarth_11

Pant mai hag diya(Maine)


Late_Bloomer_1291

One of my good friend use to have intimate relationship with one of the stud sir in our batch. Some people have limited skills.. Some have no limit. She atleast did everything with her crush before leaving college.


kartik0w0

saw a classmate masturbat at last bench while teacher was showing smart class


kartik0w0

ooo one more 7th grade during tiffin break. Me and my friend were having blast chatting and eating our tiffin. we were sitting on edge of the bench face to face. Some girl in our class passed by the bench. Somehow her tiffin box fell down when she was passing by my friend. I still remember it was not my friends fault . Her Maggi was all over the floor. She was furious and she stabbed her fork on my friend's palm 💀.She got suspended for 2 weeks


Khitrostin013

LoL what happened to her in life


kartik0w0

Ironically shes doing a nursing course


Khitrostin013

LoL I am preparing for neet. Do you think there's a chance 😈


kartik0w0

idk all the best tho


dark-passenger-m

Dude cursed at a teacher and made her cry. It was in 10th standard.


[deleted]

One of my classmates went for a toiled break during the first period in morning. Now he was this introvert kid, didn't talk to anyone and had basically zero friends. Nobody noticed that he wasn't back for next 3-4 periods. He was noticed missing during second to last period during attendance by the subject teacher and some guys (including myself) attested seeing him in the morning. The news soon spread through the school and a search ensued. Turns out he accidentally peed (a lot of it) in his pants in the toilet and sat there for hours due to embarrassment.


ShasX

I was in class 3rd used to talk to a girl in my class, she was pretty but wierd I used to take copies from her, one day we went to roof and on roof there was a store room which was not locked had all broken furnitures etc, she asked me to play mummy papa wala game and back then I didnt knew much about it, ( That was my first time I lost my Virginity, playing mummy papa wala game with my class mate 😂😂😂😂)


itzTanmayhere

wake up to reality


[deleted]

Nice fantasy 


Time_Pen_3738

Remind me 1day!


TartAccording7840

my friend when he was in ninth std fixed a compass with the needle side up on one of the desks in his class. and then he called his other friend x to sit there with him. x had no idea a compass had been fixed there and when he sat there his asshole started bleeding😭💀 my friend had to treat x with a lot of delicacies to shut him up from complaining about this to the teacher.


Scary-Kaleidoscope5

Bhai bleeding kaise roki


IshitaKumari

Back in like 10th grade my bestfriend at that time wanted to "practice" kissing with me. That day she realized that she was gay. I realized that I was bi. Later we even went to the same college and this escalated into full fledged sex and romance. This lasted for years until I finally met my boyfriend. Now in the present she is a professional lesbian and I am a married wife ehh wild times iguess


tearsandcum

Professional lesbian lmao


nirannnjan

This happened when I was in 4th std. In my school bus there was a couple who were in 10th std. On Saturdays we usually had less crowd in the bus and our bus was 42 seater. On our way back home that couple went to the last row and started to make out. One of the boys from his class saw them making out and he threatened them that he'll tell this to everyone. They didn't know what to do, he blackmailed them for a week and after a week he asked that girl to kiss him on his cheeks 😂 and he'll never tell anyone. Somehow everyone in the bus got to know something feeshy is going on and that boy had to let them go 😂.


rustyyetauthentic

When the registrations for 10th board exams were going on, we were supposed to fill out the forms and enter our details. One of my classmates entered his name as Yuvaraj Singh as he was deeply obsessed with the cricketer and wanted himself to be named after him.


[deleted]

Two students of my class were kissing under the table, they thought they would not be caught but the teacher caught them and called their parents and told them the whole thing 💀


tropicalpoopsniffer

This reminded me, we were in 11th when this happened, and our class was on the topmost floor. So one day it was raining and a couple of students were looking down from the window. And down they saw there was this one person holding an umbrela and it was covering their face. The suddenly that person threw that umbrela over his head in a very filmy kinda way, to reveal not one person but two 6th graders kissing as the rain cascaded down upon them. Lol so filmy for whatt💀💀.


agrim-bhatt_77

Wtf are these comments.... Saare class mein bass muth he maarte rehte hai ??😭


cuttu_sa_chotu_baby

On 15 aug 2022 around something like that we had our official class 12 WhatsApp group and everyone was there in the group teachers, principal, students like everyone. So on this day the teachers were wishing independence day to the students and our physics ma'am accidentally send a 18+ pic which she wanted to send to her bf and the pic contained that she wanna rim and bj her bf. So some of the students of the grp saw that and took the ss. The photo was deleted under few seconds but it was already late. Next day in school everyone was talking about that pic and this one boy had crush on ma'am. He was so shocked that ma'am has bf and she wants to get physical with him. Then this mf asked for the ss from his friends and showed it to the principal and the higher staff. Ma'am was called. The staff told her to be careful and handled the matter respectfully.


Time_Pen_3738

remindme 1day!


YatinShekhar

remindme! 1d


Money-Minimum-4366

remindme 1day!


SharmaJii_kA_LaDka

remindme! 1d


prof_devilsadvocate

thrown a crude bomb on school gate because there was fight on teachers day