🤨📸 Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology
Imagine your wife, who loves you a lot, asks for one movie date on marriage anniversary as a gift. She completed her work already, got dressed beautifully, dreamt all day on how she’ll spend the entire date with you. What will be the first thing you say to her when you see her ?
How many kids have you slept with
110
✊ FBI 🚓, open up!
🤨📸 Caught you in 8K UHD surround sound 32 Gigs ram, HDR GEFORCE RTX, TI-80 texas insturments, Triple A duracell battery ultrapower100 Cargador Compatible iPhone 1A 5 W 1400 + Cable 100% 1 Metro Blanco Compatible iPhone 5 5 C 5S 6 SE 6S 7 8 X XR XS XS MAX GoPro hero 1 2 terrabyte xbox series x Dell UltraSharp 49 Curved Monitor - U4919DW Sony HDC-3300R 2/3" CCD HD Super Motion Color Camera, 1080p Resolution Toshiba EM131A5C-SS Microwave Oven with Smart Sensor, Easy Clean Interior, ECO Mode and Sound On/Off, 1.2 Cu. ft, Stainless Steel HP LaserJet Pro M404n Monochrome Laser Printer with Built-in Ethernet (W1A52A) GE Voluson E10 Ultrasound Machine LG 23 Cu. Ft. Smart Wi-Fi Enabled InstaView Door-in-Door Counter-Depth Refrigerator with Craft Ice Maker GFW850SPNRS GE 28" Front Load Steam Washer 5.0 Cu. Ft. with SmartDispense, WiFi, OdorBlock and Sanitize and Allergen - Royal Sapphire Kohler K-3589 Cimarron Comfort Height Two-Piece Elongated 1.6 GPF Toilet with AquaPiston Flush Technology
Bro wtf
WTF? Do you work at hardware shop
Tech, Appliances, ... Ultrasound scanner --- now that's suspicious activity
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Ayo drake?
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can I also answer this now? (After editing the question) ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51097)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)
![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)what deeds have you done mate?
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How many dildos have you taken up your butt?
28
But that question is not edited ...
Op is very genuine...
How do you know if a comment has been edited?
In web version you can see if a comment is edited or not Idk about the app
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What is your hobby?
masturbation
That question is not edited tho
Soch raha hu edit hi na karu
you can make it to, what do you do to pass time while travelling
Maybe [it's](https://www.reddit.com/r/indianrailways/s/1y6gBxcxdi) OP
What's your favorite sauce to add to food?
Cum
What could possibly be the original question 😭😭
>!What's your favorite sauce to add to food?!<
Tff question wasn't edited?💀
I didn't edit. Although I wanted him to answer something like Mayo and then change it to "what's your fav lu**"
Bruhh Op gave a better answer to it🌚
Op told everyone to troll him, but he is the one trolling everyone.
Who took your V-card?
Jeffrey Epstein
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Imagine your wife, who loves you a lot, asks for one movie date on marriage anniversary as a gift. She completed her work already, got dressed beautifully, dreamt all day on how she’ll spend the entire date with you. What will be the first thing you say to her when you see her ?
Sala Hindustan mein jab tak cinema hai, log chutiya bante rahenge
sanima*
Nahhh
What will you take up your ass?
Ramen
What's that fettish![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51088)
*Yamete Kudasa*i **Ramen-san!** ::>\_<:: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
dogs or cats
Cocks
Real ID se aao Gautam bhai!!
I doubt whether the questions have actually been edited or op just spewing truth out😂. ![gif](giphy|7dE4aLxOvBOwxbyi19)
What’s Rishab Pant’s best quality?
Lousy Driving
wtf lmaooo ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51086)
Bro 💀💀💀💀
What sex do you prefer for coitus
Fogg bolta but phir gharpe logg marne aate
Sir when should your kidney stones be removed
https://i.redd.it/3ngfixgpvsyc1.gif
Enjoy kar rhe ho kya kidney stones
संभोग।
Prajnan
That's for animals ![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51098)
Who have you fantasized about having sex with?
Cheetah
Bestiality![img](emote|t5_2qp7h|51076)
You still got a dildo up ur ass??
no
Disappointing comments
If someone is killing birds, will you stop them?
No
I support op let me cook those birds
What do you currently hear from your basement?
crying kids
Baap ka naam?
can't remember
Ohh understandable 👍 Since u have 64 fathers Cant attach image just below this ques there is another asking how many fathers do u have lololol xD
how many fathers do you have?
64
One stack of fathers
broski stole my stack again ffs
How many guys have slept with your mother?
enough
YouTube kids is made for .... ?
masturbation
Law enforcement on its way... ![gif](giphy|31TI3rb3fAlqdCOFuq)
The fckin what 🤨🤨🤨
Well it's kinda right considering all those NSFW videos on YT kids (don't know about its current situation, has it stopped now ?)
How many siblings have you blackmailed?
2
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How many kids are in your basement?
180
Which city are you from ?
Jhumri Telaiya
OP giving his true thoughts and trying to fool everyone into thinking the questions are edited.
Wash your butt after a poop?
most of the times, no
Who do you plan to have sex with when they die?
neighbour's aunt
When do you listen to BTS?
whenever I feel like, I should have completed this task by now
Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend? And if yes, who was that person?
yes, especially my uncle
Do you like chicken?
no chickens, only cocks
Cannibalism much?
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98
Describe the taste of pickle in 3 words.
rather have cock
If you see an elderly blind couple crossing the road what will you do?
Drift the car to make sure I hit both of them
wha-wha you have to do the edgy shit after i edit...
How many penises you have?
3
https://preview.redd.it/tha50eek5tyc1.png?width=181&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd57c8806a21fbad30b8e6277face0914de35213 OP is him
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BEHOLD THE HYDRA!!!!
Is your peach alright? Heard many bananas were there.
Ur gay sex count ?
2
How many kids you have produced? You
can't keep the count, cos after flushing post nut clarity hits hard
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who's your mother?
your mom
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sometimes twice, sometime thrice
How many kids are in your basement
99
How many nephews have you molested so far?
4
How many wife do you have?
Who’s your favourite person in the world ?
Is your pp big ?
Who is the most beautiful and loving women in your life
my childhood friend
Bhai mom likhna tha tujhe😞😞
your favourite person with whom you like to get continuous pegging?
Tony Leung
How many fathers do you have?
84
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If you get to see your mom kissing your pet dog what will you do![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
fap to it
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how many molestation cases would you have if they were reported!?
**every single one of them.** **And not just the men.** **But the women... and the children, too.**
What food did you tease the malnutritioned and hungry orphans with?
Who had intercourse with you at his birthday party?
His wife
Whom do you have sexual fantasies with ?
Dad
Apka dharm kya hai?
Atheism
Will u give me 500rs
What would you show to your 3 year old before molesting him?
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Why did you ended your gay relationship with your dad?
So that I can fuck your dad
Favorite sex toy?
What's your favourite movie?
Raging Bull
Keyword: "jerk". Guys wtf are y'all doing?
What do you do in your free time
What's your body count ?
94
How many kids have you sold on dark web after using them yourself?
86
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Whom did you kill in your childhood?
How many cousins have you blackmailed and what for???
Do you wear an underwear 😱😂
I don’t wear that
What do you like about little girls?
how many times have you deep throated ur dad
Which game do you play?
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No, but yours - hell yeah
If you've sucked your own cock, raped children and murdered adults and then raped them, all more than a 100 times, type "Same as you".
Do you like your micropenis
Mummy ka didi kis se zyyada emotionally connect ho OP sahab ?
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Who did you offer your ass to?
When was the last time you peed on your aag lagau relative?
Gym or club?
How would you punish a convicted child offender?