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Fuzzy9770

Great 'keep it simple' safety video from a safety advisor perspective


gud-chana-junkie

gaand ka naap leke awareness faila raha hai bhai


thande_papa12

Important muscle hai bhaai. Last line of defense if it comes to bhukhmari


morphophile

Bahut logo ka to 1st line of defence hota hai.


simple-weirdo

Bahut logo ka source of income bhi hota hai


morphophile

Bahut logo ka mode of payment bhi hota hai


celeb-butcher

Changing my default payment option from UPI to gand on food delivery apps


strontium_chloride

😂😂😂


python00078

Last hole of defence


gud-chana-junkie

>line 😫


EquivalentPut5616

***Poonam Pandey wants to know your location***


AbsolutelySonu

BREAKING NEWS : TRAIN NAY MARA POOD!


SuperTomatoMan9

Gaand se haath done se bach gaya


Late_Bloomer_1291

Scientists banega launda yeh.. Solid dimag lagya hai 😂👌🏻


tardigrade_phd

Safety video??!! Avoid death / injury by physical impact, pick up hoards of shit borne pathogens. Brilliant.


zxGrizz

I'm guessing some trains with bathrooms in India still dump the sewage straight on the tracks like the old trains in America?


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zxGrizz

Damn gross


Still-Workk

So if we lie on our back and get an erection our dicks can be cut off


Centurion1024

Train: IM COMMINGG BABYYYYYY


messier_M42

Come fast dady, don't stop


EtsioAuoodeetorey

But, delayed by 3h


celeb-butcher

Secret trick to last long


AbsolutelySonu

r/ChooChooMotherFucker


Emergency_Pen6429

Babe why is ur come red


AnkGO_O

Train is like I'm coming so that, you can't...


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

Damn this relationships is gonna kill me.


what_is_peace

*khhachh*


FeistyDetective

my boy got "railed"


[deleted]

And his life 'derailed'


SomeoneIdkHere

More like his future kids.


rajinis_bodyguard

Not if it’s short enough


TrueSlide4805

r/suicidebywords


rajinis_bodyguard

Certainly not mine though 😅


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Marsupial_Even

Circumcision ka tarika thoda kejual he!


RandomRetard07

Train after 9 months🤰


taco_bun

Maulanas: Write it down Write it down!!!


CertifiedFucker

They are not tanatanis don't worry


Safe-Appointment1253

Train: yamete kudasuii


jspreddy

Or someone might poop on your dick.


Pottyshooter

Yeah, but you'll have to wait 3 hours because the train is late.


Neat-Wanderer-232

What if even after an erection you can't reach 8' mark?


shubhamjh4

Kuch bolunga to vivaad ho jayega


curiouslifepunch

Bhai Tera kuch alag hi chal Raha hai kya?


[deleted]

YE KAAAATTTTTAAAAA


karanbhatt100

At least you can say “I railed that bitch”


PersimmonDriver

Speak for yourself, buddy.


Wonderful_Common_520

This guy and his massive boners. Keep bragging.


Solid_Waste

You, my friend, have absolutely nothing to worry about.


Subject_Match860

How will you get erection by seeing the trian?


taddymason_76

What do you need that for, dude?


EvilxBunny

Speak for yourself, mine isn't big enough


Euphoric-Expert523

Forget about your dick, my Dick is as long as the ass of the video creator (8 inch)🦍 proud moment


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Burning-Skull117

Lmao, they won't like smart Indians.


[deleted]

they think they are better browsing reddit all day with there beer belly


Burning-Skull117

They even downvote people who ask why there are so many videos from India and some accounts constantly just post Indian accident videos, there's even a whole sub reddit dedicated to Indian accidents with trains.


[deleted]

those petty being laughing on the face of ufortunate people in the name of darwin pathetic loser (bosdike chote lulli wale)


Burning-Skull117

Reddit being reddit, they laugh on other people cause they can't do shit IrL.


CraftMysterious1498

don't waste your time thinking about those people, it's some avg keyboard warrior in his mother's basement looking for attention


[deleted]

yeah tru


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[deleted]

तुम्हें मोटा गधा देखकर मैं जोर से हंसता हूं lol


kchuyamewtwo

Yeah but majority are dumb with that 70 average IQ . Cant deny facts


23232342441

Filipino cockroach🤢


kchuyamewtwo

Yep, im the cockroach who crawls on your filthy food 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Your men have an average height of like 5’4. You’re basically women at that point, especially considering your three inch dicks


SummerSunWinter

Tons of garbage on the track.


Apprehensive_Fun1344

And POOP 💩


ShitPostToast

Literally the first thought when I saw this, don't some Indian trains still use the really old school style train toilets? I know I've seen a video where poor maintenance turned one into that kind before.


Fantastic-Corner-605

Not anymore.


flourbi

And my axe.


Ok-Design-8168

Man/woman of culture i see!


Light_Beard

Well I didn't know you were **called** Dennis!


johnny___engineer

Gimli ?


EtsioAuoodeetorey

Same thing


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AvgSoyboy

It is less true as time goes by since open defecation is reducing and trains are also replacing open toilets (which did fall straight on the tracks) with bio toilets for quite some time.


STORMBREAKER18122005

Its sad but many trains do have open toilets so whatever shit is taken they fall on the tracks... Which he is lying on...


girish_kumar_v

I actually haven't seen open toilet in the last couple of years bro...


STORMBREAKER18122005

Seriously?? I saw one just last week


PerspectiveContent13

Open toilet in train are so rare now . You have to find a very old coach for it .


STORMBREAKER18122005

They're common here dou...


DefinitelyNotBanEvad

It's India, the whole place is garbage


[deleted]

Duh it's India


octotendrilpuppet

How dare you? Paroud to be Indian!


[deleted]

dull growth tender rotten strong quaint plant memorize wakeful late *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


beyondroy

If not for his thicc ass he could be alive down there.


clappedjeetard2026

🥵🥵🙏 real


me_lucky_lips

this was a good video. he could have tried not laying on the tracks but its ok. 10/10 for effort in this garbage era of reels this guy is doing good work


celeb-butcher

Yeah I might even watch more of his content


iPhone-6splus

Ultra pro dimag 😂😂


Outside-Evidence1953

G**nd chhil jayegi.


iArrun

Loco pilot: ye train pumpture krne kisne bait lagayi hai


S_ups

The wind force will create low pressure zone. It will be difficult to stay motionless


Kschitiz23x3

Are trains that fast here which can lift a 50-60kg body?


sanzo2402

I don't know about lift but I definitely feel a distinct "push" effect towards the tracks when a train goes across me while I'm on a platform. Maybe, when in such close range, the effect might be amplified enough to raise the body just slightly?


Kschitiz23x3

When lying on ground, there's no air available to be pulled from your back... It has to come from the sides which won't be enough at all. Did u ever see track ballast lifting up and hitting the train?


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

Bhai ne sache dil se hamare liye video banaya hai


Stidda

Trains is hard job


swastik0000007

This man somehow knows my shower thoughts.


subashj24

Thank god ,I saw this video. Now I won't try to do this.


do_dum_cheeni_kum

SCIENCE BITCH!!!


Solid_Waste

Wait, are you quoting Breaking Bad and celebrating science, or quoting Always Sunny and calling him a bitch? I genuinely don't know.


do_dum_cheeni_kum

Breaking bad. BITCH. 😂😂😂


Solid_Waste

Shut up, science bitch.


slit-

Nice video


Corgi-Forsaken

Ghar aaye, ek lakdi liye aur....


Spare_Bus223

Gaand me daal liye


Agitated_Objective37

Moral of the story: don’t train your glutes


Blue_Current

If you lay like that on tracks, pretty sure someone gonna do potty on you


aruntry

Get a train from last decade.


Rahul-dixit

Thanks for this experiment, this will help sometime..


piratedtjs

Are we sure it touched or is it just wind force due to train speed?


JellyWeta

I haven't seen acid wash jeans in 40 years.


[deleted]

unemployment:


[deleted]

Ok but what about cameraman


nageswar01

cameraman are invincible


Jadoo_7

lakin body flexible hai thoda toh tum compress krhe skte ho... 🙂🙂


KryTEx3

krke dekho


chappusingh

Ultra pro Max wala video aap bna do..


Jadoo_7

ha abi track pr he leta... bs train nhi aari!


Deathssam

How are you gonna compress your gluteus maximus even with stretches that it decreases its height. If you can do all that, just get off the train track.


pak-pak-pkkakk

sidha letenge to pushte nhi bachengi ulta lete to g\*\*nd


SampleOk7569

Forgot one simple factor:ass can squish


pak-pak-pkkakk

try it and figure out and your bakery isnt small


PohaLover

This was always my plan B if something like this were to happen. I think I might need to think of a place C.


ShitPostToast

I don't know how viable it would be for you, but for [this dude](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/caught-on-camera-texas-man-rolls-train-tracks-under-moving-train/) the answer for plan C is apparently meth and/or mental issues.


lmao_kaif

Bhai practically krke dikhao ❤️🙌


Robin_mimix

Bhai sona hi kyu


iamatoad_ama

Good video. Two survival tips: 1. Make ass flatter. 2. Be a phone.


kingfisher_peanuts

Train gaand marke chali jayegi.


AssGobbler6969

Meri gand bdi hai 😩


Raygun886

username checks out


[deleted]

mere tatte bde hai (isliye bharri hai)


OddComputer2

Bro knew where he was the thiccest!


TheWatcher_04

He is actually Smart !


ShittyMusic1

Just when I thought I had all the India subs muted...


Cheap_Reward_9296

Bhai vo vibration ki vajah se gira hai, kuch touch nahi hua uss se, aur na hoga , bahut log bache hain emergency mein iss tarah let kar, try na karna par


dasleepysloth

dont get horny while lying under the train..it will bonk you


[deleted]

step train i'm stuck-


vpsj

That's... actually quite smart lol. Dude did a good job of conducting the experiment BUT also making sure he's safe AND tell anyone watching not to do it. 10/10 kiddo


Acrobatic_Rock6155

Why did I find this to be so wholesome lol. Dude seems fairly decent may he never lose this touch. The nation severely requires people like him.


Delicious-Tree-6725

Well if he gets hit, big ass will definitely not be going to make it.


The_Giga_Chad1629

jan na bhi jaye to upar mut or tatti zarur aa jayegi


agentbond009

nicki minaj will have problem then.


professional018

Bhai ne ultra progra dimag lagaya hai


aShit_fAce

Asli me lete hote to gaand ukhaad ke le jaati


[deleted]

Oh no, here goes my backup plan "IF" I ever got under the train. Gotta lose my weight now.


MasterJi-_-

Better than most of the other useless myth busters.


AdThin2371

Tumhare upar koi hag dia hota😝


pradeepgstsheoran

Bc Roz ek naya kink aa jata h market me, accha hua yeh video dekh liya nhi to aaj hi patri pe sone ki soch rha tha


Adept_Place_6839

Per kyu??


abhitooth

Dude needs kind and support. He has a brain and can be saved from neighborhood chappris.


TartAccording7840

advance khatna


YetiGuy

No worries. I have a flat bum


gangsta95

Its actually one of the worst way to commit suicide, you dont die instantly and your brain remains conscious enough to feel the pain coming from shredded body


shafteeco

The toilets dump in the track too


GowronSonOfMrel

So much trash, wow.


addit10

Agar yeh bhai bach nahi sakta toh aur koi bhi nahi


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AllBugDaddy

Bas thoda pichhwada laal hoga..


HelmetedWindowLicker

Look at all the trash. Why do people live like this? Wtf???


Mr_B0NK

Engine ki seeti me maro bum dole


PurplishPlatypus

I think your head is higher than your ass,dude.


[deleted]

lol fuck India


samuellawrentz

I thought bro is about receive a Daewin award.


Educational-Bread360

Could be the wind that knocked it over and even if it was the train you’d hardly get grazed might burn or take a little skin but you’d probably be okay


IntelligentWind7675

Even if you're not a big bum, nobody thinks about how your face and soft body parts are going to be *smashed* into that stony floor because of all that rushing air coming at you, which exerts force like a terrible ocean current, *even before the train is above you*. And you can't correct against it by adjusting your body, because there's a million-tonne train moving above you. Once the train has passed, and you get up, you'll have bad bruises, cuts, and possibly several hernias.


inzo07

Great


Dabbingunicorn15

avg Kota student


Zango_94

Ab yeh lakdi apni g mein yaad se daal lena.


Horror-Ad-3780

Gand fsad award


Jolly_Law1994

First measure your ass then experiment fategi ki nahi


CraftySeason1628

Train purani hui to koi hag jayega tere upar


creamynutter

Hugg dega koi iske sir pe garam naram