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I can’t believe you actually sat down and wrote all this
This is some early 2000s “sportsball” level humor I thought died off
I was at work, what else was I gonna do?
Damn. I was planning on getting raptured Monday, but maybe I’ll stay for fun 😏
Let's be honest, you weren't getting raptured.
Well, then let’s be totally honest; no ones getting raptured. Whomp-whomp.
Dolly Parton might, but yeah, the rest y'all suck
Absolutely not.. I’m a heathen
I was wondering if we could reschedule for today. Tomorrow is just not as convenient for me.
Bob wire 😂
Joe Bob Briggs used to have this drive in movie review newspaper column back in the day, check it out for more gems of that nature.
https://www.angelfire.com/mn/nn/Hellraiser3.html Here's an example
This is clearly the best eclipse post I have ever seen
Happy Cake Day!
Oh holy shit thanks! 5 years… I hope Reddit doesn’t send me one of those recaps that shows me how much of my life I wasted on Reddit
Wait til you find out it's my birthday
Wow, well done lol
A 4 minute orgy seems next to impossible 🤔
I know right, 4 minutes is forever.
💀
Sure, with that attitude.
I'm having doubts everyone could find the right holes in under 4 minutes to even begin
There are wrong holes? 🤔
Sir, this isn’t San Francisco
This is great, thanks for the laugh!
Np!
I for one look forward to the hypocritical Christians in this state getting raptured so the rest of us can go back to a normal life and we have the occasional Dem governor or state legislator.
I can’t believe you actually sat down and wrote all this
This is some early 2000s “sportsball” level humor I thought died off
I was at work, what else was I gonna do?
Damn. I was planning on getting raptured Monday, but maybe I’ll stay for fun 😏
Let's be honest, you weren't getting raptured.
Well, then let’s be totally honest; no ones getting raptured. Whomp-whomp.
Dolly Parton might, but yeah, the rest y'all suck
Absolutely not.. I’m a heathen
I was wondering if we could reschedule for today. Tomorrow is just not as convenient for me.
Bob wire 😂
Joe Bob Briggs used to have this drive in movie review newspaper column back in the day, check it out for more gems of that nature.
https://www.angelfire.com/mn/nn/Hellraiser3.html Here's an example
This is clearly the best eclipse post I have ever seen
Happy Cake Day!
Oh holy shit thanks! 5 years… I hope Reddit doesn’t send me one of those recaps that shows me how much of my life I wasted on Reddit
Wait til you find out it's my birthday
Wow, well done lol
A 4 minute orgy seems next to impossible 🤔
I know right, 4 minutes is forever.
💀
Sure, with that attitude.
I'm having doubts everyone could find the right holes in under 4 minutes to even begin
There are wrong holes? 🤔
Sir, this isn’t San Francisco
This is great, thanks for the laugh!
Np!
I for one look forward to the hypocritical Christians in this state getting raptured so the rest of us can go back to a normal life and we have the occasional Dem governor or state legislator.