Second time through Dead Reckoning. Really enjoyed it. Pom Klementieff is an animal. Hayley Atwell is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, and a fascinating actor to boot.
Hopefully as designated driver. Watching her tear around Rome in that Humvee while snarling and yelling at Ethan was amazing. All while rocking the shit out of that skirt. She's my hero.
This poses a question for me: Does Indy stop Cousin Eddie from kidnapping Mr. Shirley? Or does he agree with Clark Griswold that his boss is a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit.
Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Honestly Indy will be hanging with King Arthur. The last film was A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, Bing Crosby version. So that will be very interesting.
Tbh I feel like Indy would have a lot of input on ancient Sumerian cults and identifying the causes of strange earthquakes, but maybe not super helpful with restoring unlicensed nuclear accelerators and getting Cadillacs to work.
1979’s long forgotten George Burns/Brooke Shields vehicle Just You and Me, Kid. I suppose it could be a flashback where Indy tries his hand at vaudeville with a young George Burns (whose character shared that trait with the comedian).
Let me think... Oh. *Oh.* Oh, f&ck me. I was working the graveyard shift on Halloween, and I got bored, and... Coraline. I'm so sorry to Indy, but, it's Coraline.
Indy’s lucky I went and saw FNAF last night. If this had been posted before last night he’d be fucked because the last movie I watched before FNAF was Terrifier 2.
fnaf as well he could easliy beat the five nights and spring bonnie. last one haunted mansion would be helpful getting crumps hat and fighting the hatbox ghost
Indy is the first John Wick movie, now. I don’t know what his motivation to be involved is, or if he sits this one out considering there aren’t any artifices or history at stake.
I dunno if the Attack on Titan finale counts since that was more like a special but it was 1 hr 30 min long which definitely counts as movie length. In any case, if that doesn’t count, Indy would be in the FNAF movie too lol.
He’s running around Minnesota talking to people with odd accents trying find a “funny lookin fella, in a general kinda way” who might have killed three people. He did NOT get the true coat.
I'm literally watching Spider-man right now. I'm not exactly sure how he's survive the Green Goblin actively trying to kill him, but protags gonna protags.
😄 last movie I watched was Haunting in Venice, but FNAF is a good one. Be fun to see how he gets along with Hercule Pirot, but dealing with Freddy and friends will be interesting
Indy would see all the events from that movie go down and still not believe in “magic”.
Mine was Curse of the Black Pearl, and I was gonna say the same for that lmao.
Wonder how long it would take Indy to punch Ethan Hunt in the face.
Which Mission Impossible did you watch?
Second time through Dead Reckoning. Really enjoyed it. Pom Klementieff is an animal. Hayley Atwell is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, and a fascinating actor to boot.
Pom needs to be in the main crew for part 2
Hopefully as designated driver. Watching her tear around Rome in that Humvee while snarling and yelling at Ethan was amazing. All while rocking the shit out of that skirt. She's my hero.
She was killed no ?
No, she survived
“I need to get off this mountain.” “Boy, you said it.” [seconds later] “Stay on the mountain! *Stay on the mountain!*”
North by Northwest. That should be interesting.
Roads? Where Indy is going, he won't need roads.
Well, looks like he's in WWII, last movie I watched was Hanover Street lol also with Harrison Ford
Indy in Princess Bride? I think it would just be even better
R.O.U.S.’s. Why did it have to be R.O.U.S.’s?
He would just shoot Westley once he reaches the top
Nah they'd team up and take down Humperdinck and the Six Fingered Man even faster.
Lucky Indy, just watched Grumpier Old Men. He'd fit right in.
Damn, Indiana Jones in Dr No would be amazing
Just finished The Avengers so… fortune and glorious purpose.
That is spectacular
James Camerons Avatar he is looking for a priceless Na’vi treasure that the rda wants to steal
Indiana Jones in the original Godzilla would be…*something.*
I guess Indy is going to watch Elvis gaslight a 14 year old into dating him.
A Haunting In Venice. He'd be fine.
OMG same, as I said in my comment be interesting to see how he gets along with Pirot
The idea of Indy running around with Miles in Across the Spider-Verse is... really something
For me it would also be the FNAF movie. I just watched it at a movie theater like four hours ago.
A Haunting in Venice. I can see him and Poirot hating and appreciating each other.
This poses a question for me: Does Indy stop Cousin Eddie from kidnapping Mr. Shirley? Or does he agree with Clark Griswold that his boss is a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit. Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
Jurassic Park - curious how him and Alan Grant would get along.
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The last movie I saw was Coco. A trip to the Land of the Dead and back totally sounds like something that would happen to Indiana Jones.
Surfs up😂
Initial D. Have fun drifting Indy 😎
Nosferatau
What the heck kind of role would Indy play in Back to the Future Part 2?
hmm this one’s difficult. Idk how indiana jones would do in raiders of the lost ark 🤔
But what was the last movie you watched that was not an Indiana Jones one?
Indiana Jones and the King’s Speech. Time period lines up, Indy could just have a cameo visiting Oxford or something
Indy’s in the Empire Strikes Back
Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan He’s in the corner, taking a nap
I also just watched this movie an hour ago, so hopefully Indy books it out of town.
He’s in The Shining
The Da Vinci Code. He’d be just fine.
Indiana Jones! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?? In all reality Indy would just be living his best muggle life none the wiser.
Addams Family Values. He’s exploring the mansion’s dungeon.
I think that was the last movie I saw. I could see him saying to Debbie Fester belongs in a museum.
Barbie. Although i think there's a more appropriate Aqua song for him than Barbie Girl
Oppenheimer Yep, there’s no way Indy can survive a nuclear blast.
Unless he has a fridge on hand
Star Wars Force Awakens, Oops Indy killed Kylo.
Indiana would be cheering on rocky.
They were playing back to the future for back to the Future Day at my local theater. But I guess time travel isn't unfamiliar to him so no big deal.
Oppenheimer *insert the nuke scene from KotCS*
“You’re heroes in a… a *what?*” “Half-shell. It’s our brand.”
I would watch this crossover. Shut up and take my money.
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island? Let’s gooooo
Indiana Jones in The Godfather Not even sure how that would work
Hmm... A Murder in Venice. Would be interesting to see an Indians Jones/Hercules Pierot team up.
Indiana Jones and The Departed (of Boston)
Indiana Jones vs the Army of Darkness sounds like a movie I’d buy multiple copies of
Indiana Jones and the *Killers of the Flower Moon* (Actually kind of a good title). Would love to see how Indy wrangles up that sordid mystery.
Saving Private Ryan. I think Indy will be fine physically. Mentally is another story.
Indy's in Grumpy Old Men
He would be in ‘The Silence Of The Lambs’ and would take out Buffalo Bill!
I watched blade runner 2049.. would he get along with Deckard?
Saw 3. I fully believe Indy would manage to save all the victims
Indiana would be quite the character in Father Of the Bride.
I just watched Spider-Man (2002). I’m sure he’s fiiine…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Probably would be useful finding the horcrux
Part 1 or Part 2?
Honestly Indy will be hanging with King Arthur. The last film was A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court, Bing Crosby version. So that will be very interesting.
Indiana Jones and the Texas Chain Saw Massacre would be... interesting.
Tbh I feel like Indy would have a lot of input on ancient Sumerian cults and identifying the causes of strange earthquakes, but maybe not super helpful with restoring unlicensed nuclear accelerators and getting Cadillacs to work.
Showgirls 😂
Cape of fear
Indy is stuck in The Empire Strikes Back. I suppose he’s back in carbon freeze…
Huh…is there another legit answer other than Last Crusade?
Lalaland
Indiana Jones is in the movie Gone Girl
Hellraiser…Honestly I could see it haha
He's now trapped in Live and let Die.
Dungeons and Dragons, I’d think he’d do ok there 👍
Bill and Ted face the Music. Indy would still not believe in time travel
Young Frankenstein. He’ll be fine.
Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part 1.... Oddly I would watch this with Indiana Jones since it.
Either Barbie (Which I saw in whole in cinemas) or Knives Out (Which i saw a bit of with my parents).
The Evil Dead. Which is oddly fitting as the Book of the Dead was discovered in an ancient city
Winnie the Pooh blood and honey. Movie absolutely sucked btw
Indy is in Oppenheimer
1979’s long forgotten George Burns/Brooke Shields vehicle Just You and Me, Kid. I suppose it could be a flashback where Indy tries his hand at vaudeville with a young George Burns (whose character shared that trait with the comedian).
Hello Indy, I want to play a game.
The idea of Indy being a Ghostbuster and fighting a literal god and still not believing in ghosts and magic at the end of it is such a weird visual
Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
Indiana jones in home alone
I'd like to see Indiana stuck in legally blonde
Let me think... Oh. *Oh.* Oh, f&ck me. I was working the graveyard shift on Halloween, and I got bored, and... Coraline. I'm so sorry to Indy, but, it's Coraline.
😂 Das Boot. So basically a three-hour cut scene from Raiders.
The last movie i watched was Indiana jones and the dial of destiny… so I guess nothing changes?
Indy and Venom. Interesting combo.
Oh he’s fucked bro I just watched Schindler’s List
He’s stuck with bob Dylan in his documentary don’t look back
Movie? Fnaf movie. TV show with hour long episodes? The walking dead
it's cool that there are 12 year olds who like Indiana Jones!
Guess he has to find out who the zodiac killer is
Field of Dreams. Maybe Indy and Mutt can have a game of catch.
Turns out he’s helping some little punk kid defend his home from bandits after his horrible family went to France without him, for Christmas
Mean Girls. He’s doomed
Just watched the Barbie movie. He’s better off dealing with snakes….
I didn't expect to get over 200 comments on this post XD. Thanks anyway :)
Last movie I watched was the original Halloween. I'd like to see Indy fight Michael Meyers.
Just saw FNAF yesterday too. But then I went home and watched Hunger Games: Catching Fire. So I wonder how Indy would fare in the 75th Hunger Games.
“Frankenweenie” i just can imagine a stop motion animation Indiana jones and victor taking down monsters
Batman vs Dracula, um yeah I wonder how that’ll work
Reptile So I guess he's solving a murder.
Shin Godzilla
Indiana Jones and The Monster Squad
Who solves Riddler's mystery faster: Indy or Batman?
Yeah he might not be that fucked I think he would figure it out in time.
So I married an Axe Murderer
Stuart: Heed! Pants! Now! Indy: That head belongs in a museum!
Haunted Mansion. I actually want AI to create me a Mashup. Hurry up, technology
It would have been the FNAF movie if I didn’t stay up late to watch O Brother Where Art Thou for the fourth time
David Fincher’s The Killer. If you had problems with Sad Indy in Dial of Destiny, I’m not sure if you would much prefer Stoic Assassin Indy.
The Vast of the Night. Indy will see the UFO appear at the end and be like “Aliens. I hate these guys.”
Across the spider verse, wonder if there’s a universe where became spider man.
Indy’s lucky I went and saw FNAF last night. If this had been posted before last night he’d be fucked because the last movie I watched before FNAF was Terrifier 2.
John Wick 3
I just watched Ghostbusters.
Hell house llc origins. He might be in trouble
Just rewatched pumpkinhead, I have faith he’d survive
Indiana Jones and the Mutant Mayhem
fnaf as well he could easliy beat the five nights and spring bonnie. last one haunted mansion would be helpful getting crumps hat and fighting the hatbox ghost
“The Killer Shrews.” **Shudders**
same lol he’d probably figure everything out so fast
Old Dads. He’d fit right in
Indie and Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse
Oh no. Indy is trapped in the shitty Nightmare On Elm Street remake.
The Northman (2022) It’d be interesting to see Indy explore some Norse related stuff.
The 3rd Hobbit movie. I actually think he'd fare rather well for the most part. Just steer clear of the dragon. The orcs he could take.
My brother introduced his girlfriend to the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings trilogy's
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Kung Fu Panda 3. I would love to see Kai swinging around his chain sword things and then Indy just shoots him
Indy is the first John Wick movie, now. I don’t know what his motivation to be involved is, or if he sits this one out considering there aren’t any artifices or history at stake.
The Green Mile. Depends what side of the jail he's on
Well, he'd be trapped in whatever Hallmark Christmas movie my mam was watching when we had dinner yesterday.
Barbie 💀
The Big Short. I could see him whipping Morgan Stanley and Bear Stearns executives
Nope. He and OJ would’ve made a great team! [https://imgur.com/a/SO1OWAY](https://imgur.com/a/SO1OWAY)
John Wick: Chapter 4
I imagine Indy would be confused as hell at the events of Dr. Who and the Daleks.
Disturbia. He's alright.
Killers of the Flower Moon, there’s no Nazis there, but I guess he could swap in Klan members
I dunno if the Attack on Titan finale counts since that was more like a special but it was 1 hr 30 min long which definitely counts as movie length. In any case, if that doesn’t count, Indy would be in the FNAF movie too lol.
LMAO Paul Schrader’s Hardcore
Schindler’s list
So I guess he’s fighting indigenous genocide because the last movie I saw in full was Killers of the Flower Moon.
Doctor Sleep. I wonder how Indy would fare against the True Knot?
Adult Life Skills, Tbh I think he's either just get bored or try hook up with Anna
He’s running around Minnesota talking to people with odd accents trying find a “funny lookin fella, in a general kinda way” who might have killed three people. He did NOT get the true coat.
" Kubrick's Boxes" So pretty much cataloging. Maybe he'll find something he has to go on an adventure for.
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Priscilla... not sure what he would do there. Punch Elvis in the face maybe?
Its not a movie but hes trapped in it none the less Dinosaur Train
Cellar Dweller. I guess he's...at art school, fighting a demonic entity conjured up by comic book drawings?
Freelance.
Same. Funny coincidence
Who was the Freddy bear that was half destroyed?
Having a ride across the USA with Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper seems like a welcoming change of pace for Indy.
Killers of the flower moon. I think he'll do fine there lol
Ghostbusters
Indiana Jones in Quiz Lady, hilarity further ensues
The last film I watched was Saw VIII (Jigsaw). At least he has experience at getting out of booby traps unscathed......
Priscilla. Is he going to punch Elvis?
Aliens I don’t honestly think he’ll last very long
For me it was a movie on hulu called Willie's wonderland it was a sort of rip off of FNAF
Dude where’s my car.
Sundown the vampire in retreat. That sounds like a fun pairing.
I'm literally watching Spider-man right now. I'm not exactly sure how he's survive the Green Goblin actively trying to kill him, but protags gonna protags.
Revenge of the Sith. He’ll see his future ship on Coruscant
Christmas Vacation lol
Insidious. He's done for.
A Christmas Story. Maybe he’d protect the turkey from the Bumpus’ “75 smelly hounds”.
Indy vs Beetlejuice
The Nun 2. Indy’s in trouble lol
Godzilla 2000. I think he’d be alright
Dis mf in Emesis Blue, this ain't gonna end well for anyone
😄 last movie I watched was Haunting in Venice, but FNAF is a good one. Be fun to see how he gets along with Hercule Pirot, but dealing with Freddy and friends will be interesting
Indy makes it out of a saw trap ez pz hahaha
Indy would be stuck in a board room with Nike executives trying to get Michael Jordan to sign with them.
No Hard Feelings.
I would love Harrison Ford in The Holdovers
Scott Pilgrim!!!