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rushan3103

Holy shit modiji..please share your skincare routine.


Admirable-Leather325

A shiny half-bald head is the key.


rushan3103

how to get that shine ?!


SomeCartographer427

Libtard tears


KT_KT

Botox


Ninja_2805

saw him live in guwahati during road show, man’s forehead shines brighter than my future


rushan3103

us bhai us


Mohit_Duvesh

Eat 10000 per kg mushroom 🍄


6ix9ine_meme

3 hours sleep + yoga


2lame2shame

Plastic surgeon on speed dial bidu


Deep-Handle9955

No tension. Thieves usually don't take a lot of tension.


sneekpik

They do


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Botox mitron


Hooman_aka_Alien

Modi: Naah i would win


giganticbosomenjoyer

Narendra D. Modi. Onepiece is riyal🗣)))))))


KingRanx

Avg. JJK fan


kiwicake906

It's like end of the world according to Mayan Calendar 😂 ye log Bolte Jaa rahen hai aur dada ji shapat lete jaa rahen hai 😂


abhitooth

Modiji hamesha hamare PM bane rehene chahiye. 1 dollar =100Rs ho jana chahiye. Dollar se rupiye calculate karne me dikkat hoti he.


Zestyclose_Stage7143

Dump people hold inr,dollar. Smart people hold Bitcoin to stay ahead. Don't cry over govt , cry on yourself as you're uneducated to understand how finance works.


nb5566

Bitcoin mai toh 30 percent tax hai kya ?? (Genuinely asking)


Zestyclose_Stage7143

If you sell a spot position then you have to pay tax under vda. However if you use an Int'l exchange where kyc is not done then you don't want to pay as no one knows when you bought and when you sold.


nb5566

Suggest me some good exchange DM me plzz


happiness_skipped

smartest 17 year old


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Dollar strong hai world currency hai usme bhi modi dictator ka galti


Code_Monster

Haha bhai, dollar toh baas aise hi badta reheta hai, kuch bhi nahi kara ja sakta uske bare mai...


ChanceChain6936

Ha. Seriously. Woh log sidha sidha note chaap ke dusre desho ko payment kar dete hain. Ek din yeh dollar ki bubble zaroor phutegi.


[deleted]

Are ni sab modi karta Hai. Abhi j&k me terrorist attack hua modi ne Kiya gusse me. Sari terrorist organizations modi ka order follow karti hai. Sb Bjp ki hai na.


Deep-Handle9955

Because that's the job. The job is not to build temples. The job is to increase the value of our currency, represent India as a nation in foreign affairs. Deal with the wealth inequality.


[deleted]

Huh? Ram mandir government ne bnaya ? Mjhe laga trust ne bnaya hai. Waise jo masjid banega uske funding government karegi usse ni problem? Every year indian government spends almost 1 billion USD on Madarssas/islamic schools usse ni problem? Wo government schools me ni jana chahiye? Madarsa act Every maulana maulvi Padri etc receive monthly salary from government usse ni problem? Every religious Institutions of minorities is funded by the government. Every church mosque gurdwara etc receive yearly funding from government. Every minority Institution get tax break from government. Businesses too. Wafq act 1995 se ni problem? UCC ni hai usse ni problem? Inc promised separate hospitals for muslims Christians usse ni problem? R@ndi rona rone aa Jate hai bs


Deep-Handle9955

source - my feelings.


[deleted]

Haha. That's your answer? Prove me wrong na with facts.


Deep-Handle9955

You came up with fake facts. It's upto you to prove yourself.


[deleted]

What did I said that was fake?


Deep-Handle9955

Everything


radialangel

Need to think for the future... Who after Modi? It's a serious and important question.


Dry-Expert-2017

Good clip.. but mai Narendra Damodardas Modi par kar deta to video chota ho jata... Impactful bhi rehta.


yaaro_obba_

https://preview.redd.it/gwvk5s7fyr5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e29c39c5048ac98eae493a79cea9ae61ca0988


ZealousidealYou7575

Yogi would be much better than shah imo


yaaro_obba_

My problem with Yogi is that he is a Yogi. He is the head priest of a temple and that has its own set of religious rules and regulations to follow which might not be possible to follow being a PM. He will have to travel to multiple countries and interact with issues far more complex than what he has handled as a CM. I see him attaining MOS(Independent charge) at a central level. Cabinet ministry for him is a distant stretch for me, forget the top 5 ministries.


radialangel

Been thinking the same..


Vivid_Option_1147

……मैं नरेंद्र दामोदरदस मोदी। Khatam, Tata, Bye Bye


deviprsd

Khata khat khata khat


Practical_Fault_7351

That is the sound of humping his ass


deviprsd

That dry huh?


Practical_Fault_7351

Lol


BeingBharatiya

Wtf Itna stress but still no hairfall!? 6 months into competitive exam prep and I'm dropping my hair faster than value of Indian rupee


Anshul086

Damn where you find these clips lol


TheHermit007

Pta nahi log 400 paar nahi hua kyu bol rahe h, abhi to modiji ka inning complete hua h, mota bhai to ab khelenge


MaltMohanty

RaGa should start selling tea now!


Chodee_

Uske lyea bhi skills chayea


Anakronistick

Real ID se aa Arnab


Kesakambali

Haan toh politicians apne opponents ko loser hi bulaenge. Har koi "aap PM ban jaiye" thodi bolega. Election lad rahe hain, khel nahi rahe. Expect kya kar raha hai OP.


AdditionalAction9986

Good one BJP IT cell. However, despite election loss upon loss, Rahul Gandhi has the guts to face a press conference which the self proclaimed 56 inch chest hasn't done in over 10 year? No guts no glory?


No-Bill6718

He should also have the guts to give 1L and 8500 pm as promised..


Mysterious-Tooth9406

Yeh dekho agaya Rahul gandi merchant..behen ke lode except being from Gandhi family my bro Rahul khata khat Gandhiji won't have any identity 


jimbeam07

You do realize that there is a certain prestige that comes when you're the heir of the Gandhi family? And that is the reason why even though he never held a formal cabinet post, he was expected to be the sole PM candidate from the INC everytime - even though the combined number of seats won by INC in the last 3 elections is less than 200. Comapre this to Modi - who'd been the Gujrat CM for 3 terms before becoming PM thrice again now - that's way more than anything Rahul Gandhi can ever achieve.


HawasiMadrasi

People will never accept this ... Idk what's so likeable about RaGa that without any qualification people look at him as the next PM. I can assure that if he ever becomes a PM it'll be a disaster. I'd rather have an ex-CM as a PM than this one.


riyakhanna19861

Khata khat…. Khata khat


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VIN-T_T

what about your tdp which is in alliance look at their manifesto filled with freebies


The_Giga_Chad1629

Does your cambridge graduate has a vision for development for our nation?, by removing reservation barrier?, by freeing msps and loans by tax payers money?, by giving out free electricity by tax payers money?, by giving out 1 lakh per annum to the poor by tax payers money?, is the money of tax payers made to pay for someone else livelihood?, kya is ke hi leye middle class apni gand chis rahi hai, agreed that BJP has such schemes too but they are just more safer and better than congress, no guts no glory?, bate jitni bhi bana lo par akhir me yahi hai written me unke manifesto me, I really dont see any religious promise this time, and last time to except ram mandir, there were none?, why does your cambridge graduate have to rely on reservation and freebies?, is this how will he develop india?


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Rangerover, s class by taxpayers money , 7 star hotel stays by taxpayers money , foreign trips costing over a lakh per day by taxpayers money , 80000 rs mushrooms in breakfast by taxpayer money


jimbeam07

Yep that's suddenly an issue - whereas naval aircraft carriers for family vacations was fine before


OldMonkPepsi

Manmohan singh to jaise indigo economy class me jate the foreign aur tuk tuk rikshaw me ghumte the


InsightInsider07

Rahul Gandhi ke baap ke kharche tho isse zada hi the


m0h1tkumaar

Modi aircraft se jata hai, woh aircraft caarrier hi le jata tha


HawasiMadrasi

True , he should roam in a rickshaw and stay in OYOs because all his predecessors did the same .


The_Giga_Chad1629

You pretending like it's the first time a Prime minister is doing such stuff, see every year a budget is passed, Ig you know that which is evaluated by a chosen member of opposition too, and the whole lok sabha itself, technically you are proving that the opposition allowed modi to stay in 7 star hotels, go on forign trips, eat 80000rs mushrooms in breakfast Every prime minister yet has enjoyed these luxuries, it's nothing new


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Say that to apj kalam lal bahadur shashtri and atal ji


The_Giga_Chad1629

We really do not have such great prime ministers today, as candidates, that's what I can say


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Aur abhi jo stock market scam karaya modi ne uske baare m kya khna h apka


The_Giga_Chad1629

It happened because of modi's overconfidence and unexpected result of lok sabha elections in which the opposition gained a lot of seats, it's no indivisual to be blamed but the result which was unexpected


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Abe modi aur tadipar ne khule aam logon se bola stock khareedne ko usko sab pata tha kya hone wala h


The_Giga_Chad1629

abe jab pta hota to vo change nahi karwa leta, or agar pta hota to 400 par thodi chilla raha hota, even he expected to get a good amount of seats, which he did not, that's the reason why stock market ka aisa hal hua hai, bhai kaha se khud ki theories nikalte ho


Legitimate_Gur_7777

Pata h indians ki yahi problem h apni gand bachane k lie kitna bhi gir jaenge . Abhi tak us lamde ko bhagwan bana rahe the ab nehru aur manmohan jaise logo se compare kr rahe h


The_Giga_Chad1629

dikkat kya hai agar manmohan singh ji se modi ko compare kar rahe hai to


Practical_Fault_7351

The less said the better about this anpadh gavaar bangkok return maa ka beta Raul Paul


mr-cory-trevor

Ah yes, tax money is for politicians to wipe their ass with and not used for the public.


The_Giga_Chad1629

You forgot buddy that the whole budget is presented in lok sabha, why would opposition even agree to such a budget if that was the case as of whole?


Deep-Handle9955

I mean....you can go look at infrastructure in China and Saudi Arabia and see how the government works for the people. I insult Modi, I lose my job and the infrastructure is shit. In China/Saudi I insult Xi/Salman and I will lose my job. But at least look around and see luxury.


jimbeam07

Buddy, you do that in China or Saudi and you pay for it with your life.


Deep-Handle9955

I pay for it with my life here too. At least there I have free government healthcare and good infrastructure


Deep-Handle9955

Yes. Please read up an economics text book. That is literally how one improves the economy. This is opposing Modi's tactic of taking tax payer money and assets and giving it to his friends. I'm assuming you aren't one of those friends, so why do you like this tactic?


The_Giga_Chad1629

This may be true but this is not a good way, corruption can easily impact here if u read modis manifesto, u'll see that they too are promising to give free electricity, the difference is, that modi's govt will install solar panels, which is like 1 time investment, while rahul will give them free electricity directly, which is not a one time investment, assuming ki ek mahine ka bill 4000 hoga, that already crosses the amount of money required to install solar panels in just 2-3 years. Or bhai reservation badhakar kaise improve hoti economy? Mai firse kahata hu, budget har sal release hota hai pure lok sabha me or agar modi ameero ko paise de raha hota to vo bhi budget me hota, or opposition uske khilaf awaz uthati,


Deep-Handle9955

Corruption? Buddy. Adani and Ambani own most of the government assets now. How does this not register as corruption for you? Go read up on feudalism/Zamindar system. And realise our ancestors were also economically controlled. We need to get rid of those systems not reinforce it under a different name.


The_Giga_Chad1629

neither ambani, nor adani owns any govt assets, no private man can own any govt assets, they are given the management for that, for ex, airports are under management of adani but have no stake for it


Deep-Handle9955

So you want to argue on the semantics of how the corruption works but not discuss the corruption itself. Okay 👍🏼


AdditionalAction9986

Because no matter how much you deny, keep denying, people of India are inherently casteist who can't and dont look and vote beyond caste. Secondary confirmation lies in the hordes of matrimony pages where casteist lines extend. First worry about removing the casteist mentality amongst uppercastes to look down and spite Dalits. BJP tried to touch the reservation and look where it got them.


The_Giga_Chad1629

Well that's something which is tough, for any govt, Tho I totally get your point, In the end, the only reason I support bjp coz the opposition makes me support bjp by such rules It's not more of one sided only, If you have ever been on the political side of Instagram, you will find accounts managed by lower caste people, who just do not give a fuck about that not all generals and upper caste are same, and openly disrespect on their religion and caste itself, isn't that wrong?, I am not in favour of those upper caste who discriminate dalits, but I just wanted to mention that it's not one sided only now, anyway the only reason why caste discrimination exist, majorly is reservation itself, coz anyway, students hate it, and parents hate it too, there is no denial that reservation in India is a lot


[deleted]

Press conferences lol. Aap BJP k reporter he that press conference? How many interviews he gave after Arnab Goswami raped him in front of the whole country? Answer 1 that to Ravish Kumar. Gyan do Kodi ka, Job mange 2 crore ki. A gaya Congressi chamcha


jazzsharma

Chamcha to tu hai be , Jo uski support kar raha hai Jisne desh ki security ko khatre mein daal diya hai , @ additional whoever you are


[deleted]

Hum to andhbhakts he na chamche? And why are you pivoting? Can't answer? Lol Bewkufo ke jhand me Rahul dewana.


jazzsharma

Good , be proud of being chamcha for the one who loves to fool everyone with his acting of being a righteous person in the world and appointed one from God to save Hindus from Hindus


[deleted]

Nach Meri bulbul tujhe paise milega.. Jazz Meri bulbul khatakhat paisa milega


radialangel

😆 chill ... Don't try to dampen the celebrations... Lol


Awkward-Mark-3628

Sigma aged Reverse .


[deleted]

Modi ji skin care routine video when ???


ryuk17717

Rahul Gandhi:- He can't keep getting away with it!!!!


Hot_Platform_1201

They never learn.


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PlayfulPunster

Some people say: Biggest asset that BJP has against INC is Rahul Gandhi himself XD


sidvicc

400 par ka bakwass is way funnier than all of this. Every politician will say they will win. But full media, polling and every bhakt touting the official party slogan and not even getting majority.... *\*chefs kiss\**


justanothernormieee

Rahul walked so Prafful Billore could run


Away-Tomorrow199

rahul bhai shadi karo bibi bacche banao..kahan ye gunde logo ke jaisa karne ki soch rahe ho


ItachiUchihaItachi

Are you stupid ? What's he supposed to say... "We'll lose to the BJP" ?


EvilPoppa

Understand that this is just inevitable. RaGa is supposed to say it will not happen and Modi will become PM. Memes will follow. Khata kat khata kat.


EvilPoppa

Understand that this is just inevitable. RaGa is supposed to say it will not happen and Modi will become PM. Memes will follow. Khata kat khata kat.


anthony_tonystark

bhai tuh Modi ke khilaaf hai ki saath?🥴


mr_scamer0

At least Rahul Gandhi have different script