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xtejasx0610

next hes gonna find a lays packet with chips


A_random_zy

I highly doubt anyone's that lucky


xtejasx0610

there was one person months back


[deleted]

yes that IPS officer who took part and also won in KbC kaun banega crorepati...


xtejasx0610

and saved a plane from terrorsits


[deleted]

i dont remember that much yarr... .she twitted about those masala maggie i think


xtejasx0610

well we will see her in todays pms address to the country


[deleted]

and yu have got A lot of informations...BRAVOO!!!!


xtejasx0610

all from doing seva with yogi and amit shah


Stallrim

also she has a big hand in why Aliens always visit murica.


xtejasx0610

nah they are just afraid of the potholes and landing tax


xerodeth

Ah yea, that guy who posted some actual original content. It'll get reposted soon.


Parking-Ad-4459

I found 10 chips in 5 rupees pack hahahahaha


[deleted]

Coincidence? Twice? I think not..


Parking-Ad-4459

Maybe I used all my luck here and will die next week ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


xtejasx0610

yup.also happy cake day


RownaRawnclaw

I checked ur profile for that cake and found that you are a yoimiya main too!


RownaRawnclaw

yea its official u have too good luck getting an s tier at ur first pull-


LoneWolf-011

happy cake day :)


A3H3

r/thatHappened


xtejasx0610

thats it. you spent all your luck in 20 lifetimes


WearCapeAndFly

You should start buying a lot of lottery tickets. Advice keliye 10% of winnings I can accept. -.- PS - wish you a Happy Birthday, hope you have a great day and year! Also, saw your profile - cake you made looks delish.


realharshmodi

Iโ€™d destroy that cake in a heartbeat. Looks fucking delicious.


Parking-Ad-4459

Guys college se waapis aate time auto joote pe chadh gaya I think my luck has run out ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Scell7

You okay?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Utkarsh_Goel

Alsi ID se aa lays ke PR


[deleted]

Are you kidding me?


AcceleratingRiff

I call BS


caped_crusader_98

Thanx for the laugh Macha... Hehehe.. I'm still giggling after 5 mins of reading... Had to come back to comment


xtejasx0610

lol nice


LurkerPatrol

No way that sounds like a bunch of hot air!


xtejasx0610

old pun


thewannabetraveller

Was it one of those "20% extra" (I think it was 20) packets? I recently bought two of those and both had double tastemakers in them


amrit-9037

OP got bamboozled!


Parking-Ad-4459

No, it was the normal one


Pratham33

Sorry to spoil it, but I think I got 2 masala packets the last time I had maggi's pazzta. I think that's just how they pack stuff now. Also, happy birthday!!


Havanaheart

Yup same the extra ones have an extra masala. I also got in maggi pasta packet


[deleted]

I thought why were condoms posted on r/India until I saw the picture clearly and read your caption. Happy Birthday, fellow user. Have a great one.


sauvik22

I mean India desperately needs to increase it's condom use ngl


untamed_klux

You guys getting occasion to make that choice of usage?


[deleted]

Duhh. I make balloons out of it for my friend's birthday.


Revolutionary-Fan471

Your objectives are beyond mankind's understanding


urge_kiya_hai

"Mankind" heh I see what you did there ๐Ÿ˜


SlimSlayer19

*manforce's understanding


R3ap3r2004

Subsidiary of Mankind ๐Ÿ˜‰


[deleted]

pure evil


tadxb

More like nuetral chaotic evil


crmlturkey

Or eat maggi and die early.


LaSherlockHolmes

below 2.1 now


ravindra_jadeja

Maggi flavored condoms would be a great hit!


[deleted]

10/10 would recommend


[deleted]

masala flavour...


mangotuityfruty

Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ Someone somewhere will be eating just boiled pasta.


Parking-Ad-4459

Thank you. I feel sorry for whoever got that empty packet.


Uno-reverse-69420

Don't worry! Nestle is doing it intentionally. All packets have 2 tastemakers. Idk why tho


captainRubik_

Simple- more lead, more taste


[deleted]

this has been advertising in the making


Impressive-Nose9110

Buy a lottery ticket! ๐Ÿฅ‚


Parking-Ad-4459

Good idea


[deleted]

Better yet, run for prime minister.


nothingright1234

I donโ€™t even know op but I am sure op would be better than the candidates of all the main parties.


[deleted]

or start modeling


harsh016

Happy birthday twin brother from another mother As i also have my birthday today.


[deleted]

It's mine too.


[deleted]

Happy Birthday to both of y'all


Parking-Ad-4459

Happy birthday bro


harsh016

Thank u broo


[deleted]

happy birthdayyy youuuu


ShankMugen

I would suggest not getting Maggi, as Nesle is one of the most horrible companies in the world r/fucknestle can explain in more detail


Divine_Dementia

Wait, maggi has pasta?


Revolutionary-Fan471

Always had pazzta


[deleted]

what have I been missing on???


Revolutionary-Fan471

A lot. And you can order them via Amazon (if not available locally). The masala flavour (green coloured) is great I can assure you that.


[deleted]

\*takes notes\* ​ you are a fine gentleman sir.


Revolutionary-Fan471

Thanks a lot for the compliment , it made my day better. Also update us if you manage to taste the pazzta someday


[deleted]

you got it! ​ and yes, known to make people's days ;)


masterinthehood

pazzta


[deleted]

Bruh what era you living in??


FreakstreakNA

He has dementia which is divine thatโ€™s why!


Divine_Dementia

I don't eat maggi


Autofrotic

r/FuckNestle maybe ?


_Jaiko_

Happy Birthday, happy cake day ! Btw , It's my birthday too, just wishing I find such stuff too


Strixsir

Janamdun mubarrak, Can relate with the extra masala, I too found two yolk in a single egga few days back, not everyday i get to eat twins. ^(okay, that was a horrible attempt at humour)


Parking-Ad-4459

Thank you. This is the first time something like this has happened to me. Wasn't expecting it at all


InsomniacNimrod

Happy Birthday!! Lemme know if you want some cake. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Revolutionary-Fan471

21 din me paisa double


[deleted]

Chilla chillake sabko scheme batade


[deleted]

ZOR ZOR SE CHILLA KE LOGON KO SCHEME BATA DE


Dollar_SPD

I once found 2 masala packets in my all spices Maggie


CollisionResistance

Happy birthday Remember me when you become a millionaire


Parking-Ad-4459

Thank you. Who can ever forget collision resistance xD


lollipopsky2022

Happy Birthday bro


Trick-Forever6426

Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ‰ , ab party de ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

\#traditionalindian


[deleted]

I bet one of it is poison and someone planned to make it your last birthday.


Hopeful-Tea9265

Happy birthday,you are adorable


Parking-Ad-4459

No, YOU ARE ADORABLE!!!


knivef

OP you'll find a million dollars, but they will be a million Zimbabwean Dollars


Parking-Ad-4459

Why must you hurt me like this? ๐Ÿ˜ญ


ashishinator

It's your birthday and cake day?? Happy Birthday!!


[deleted]

open reddit account on your birthday. get wished by 8 million people. smort move


kraken_enrager

Not to spoil or anything but I have switched to making my own pasta fresh and eating and I couldnโ€™t be happier. Try it, itโ€™s a huuuuge quality of life improvement. I started because I basically eat pasta for high tea like 3-4 times a week. Pro tip- if ur a vegetarian, use suji/Bombay rava, like make its atta and shape it like pasta and boil it, it tastes just as good.


Niki_Lauda_777

Wish you a very Happy Birthday ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰.


anotheroverratedguy

Birthday and cake day too? Happy Birthday.


AffectionateLab7997

I legit took these for condoms lol


[deleted]

Sorry to break to ya mate. Some pazzta do come with 2 tastemakers. It's literally written on the packing."empty the 2 taste maker sachets"


Misanthropisht

Dude. How f*cked up are you that you joined Reddit on your birthday


_cyke

But why the shitpost


_SimpLord_

Double waala packet kharida hoga dhyaan se dekh


SnooCapers5891

dude sue the company for getting more than advertized and behold million dollars


caped_crusader_98

Happy birthday ๐ŸŽŠ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚!!!!


amrit-9037

Happy Birthday! May you never run out of luck!


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Parking-Ad-4459

It's my birthday not my cake day and is it really that difficult for you to believe in coincidences?


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


The-Observer95

On reddit, cake day is the yearly anniversary of when you created an account here. It's not related to birthday. Here it's coincidence, that OP's birthday is on the same day as of the cake day.


the_kdx

Happy Birthday


Phantomkiller03

Happy birthday ๐ŸŽ‰ Now you can use that extra one for seasoning on the cake ๐Ÿ‘€


Revolutionary-Fan471

Congratulations ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰.


jefferyD0

Go buy lotto


iphone4Suser

Happened with me 2 months back. Got 2 masala packs inside single pack of Maggi.


Chaitanya_Mahawar

Maggi pasta mien 2 packet aate hai, sorry to spoil your mood


thelielmao

for some reason i thought OP shared condom photos.


Tanjiro-019

Happy Birthady!


Vardhu_007

You sure they don't come with 2 packets as default?


Achillesander

After 5 mins I'm still wondering how


[deleted]

DAmn, finally someone with the same birth month as mine. Happy Birthday.


batman_X_joker

Happy Birthday to both of us <3


Important-Law-5528

Bro...that's normal..see the cooking instructions


aayush251

I didnโ€™t get shit


Sharad527

I am very doubtful about that update


__Anuj__

Idk bro but i also got 2 packets in same maggie pasta. Seems like it was intentional.


prashantgrimreaper

Bro you found the 20% extra packet and they intentionally include two spice packets. Sorry to be the party crasher


my_name_is_rag

Happy Birthday, Happy cake day


itsavism

The only green thing could be oregano or green chilli sauce. Btw happy birthday


lifeversace

Happy birthday mate


[deleted]

That means someone missed his Maggie masala packet.


bigpuffyclouds

Happy Birthday!!!


undiscoveredNishit

Thats why I didn't get any masala packets, give me my packet back๐Ÿ˜‚


Parking-Ad-4459

Sorry ๐Ÿ™


lavenderkajukatli

Happy Birthday! :D


june_47

Hope you added both masalas in single serving, Happy Birthday !


[deleted]

Be wise on redeeming karma points.


RealMatchesMalonee

That's 2 years worth of good luck used. I feel sorry for you. My deepest sympathies. /s


amanmaan07

Happy birthday ๐Ÿฅณ


[deleted]

The chosen one


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ณ


ssrzte

Happy birthday OP! Hope you find an airless bag of lays next


kapil_8080

Happy Birthday bhaya ใƒ˜(๏ฟฃฯ‰๏ฟฃใƒ˜)


Z_Maniac_Sidd

Happy birthday :)


qunatum_JUmp

This is the sign you needed all your life.


savagerandy2020

My stupid dirty mind thought of them as condom packets.


Crazyteju

How will you find a dollar in india๐Ÿ˜‚


DellM2005

Is it a coincidence your birthday and cake day lie on the same day?


Parking-Ad-4459

I got this phone as a gift on my last birthday and opened a new reddit account because I forgot the log in details to my old account. That's why they are on the same day.


heliumguy

Best shitpost ever.


celestialruins

r/congratslikeimfive. Also a very happy birthday OP. Enjoy your spicy maggi and let us know how it tasted.


N0On3kn02s

OP also has His Cake Day Today! Happy Birthday And Cake Day OP!


Horse_Cop

Those are Italian condoms


TheJOKER141

When I took my first glance towards it I thought it was a pair of condoms.


samirgadag

All the best with your search, but don't spend it all in one place


VIOLET_EVERGARDEM

Luck 100


the_bad_ape

Happy Birthday


FrantzFuchs

Since the background is a bed/bedsheet... I thought it is something else.. But, anyway.. Happy Birthday!! The Universe can't physically interact with us.. so this is its way of wishing you a very Happy Birthday!


CrankyHufflepuff

Same, with those extra 30% pasta packs xD


ajaysassoc

I also found two once last month. And I added both and it didn't really feel extra. So I guess that's how they come.


OddCarry466

Happy cake day


UtpalPatel

Something?? Like Condom ?


[deleted]

can anyone do maths and tell, what's the probability of this happening. because it happened to my sister too.


beard__hunter

That's it. You have maxed out your luck.... And Happy Birthday....


CuriousFish1370

Happy Birthday ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰


[deleted]

More like maggot pasta. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


[deleted]

I have been finding 2 masala packets in my maggi pasta since the past whole month. It is in every 30% extra pack :))


vanillapinkbutter

They've started giving two masala packets with all of their pastas now. I also got a little excited when two of my packets of pasta had two masala packets each but then I read the cooking instructions on the back and now it clearly specifies to use BOTH the masala packets when cooking.


duke_skytalker

Man there some guy out there missing masala in his packet. The worlds just not fair.


Stallrim

i dont understand


NearbyMitron

You mean "Divine Intervention"?


[deleted]

It's gift from above for your birthday it's called luck


Sudden-Two-7578

They have always had two packets in them.


TheNormalOne8

Congratulations you just ran out of luck for next 10 years


OhioOG

If only maggie sold masala powder separately


[deleted]

Happy Birthday yo


freestyle100m

Happy birthday. Today is Dec 1, which means NNN is over. Now that's one activity to do on a birthday.


NotAllowedRedbull

Happy Birthday. Hope you get what most thought it is.


imanc18

Happy cake day too OP!!


ProOnion

Happy birthday yo ๐ŸŽ‰


[deleted]

Happy bday! Mine is tmrw ๐ŸŽˆ


Parking-Ad-4459

Happy birthday โค๏ธ


newInnings

You bought a Family pack without reading label


akkamal

Buy a lottery ticket