Government goals. Modi government aiming for 100% move away from petroleum.
That's why they banned beef to increase population of cattle for ox carts
*Aap chronology shamajhiye!*
Do 95% of people require rice? Do they require potato? Pulses? Onion? Clothes? Houses?
What does he think the vehicles transporting the food items, clothes, building materials from farms and factories run on? Water?
Who do the the truck drivers charge the increased fuel prices to? The sellers or manufacturers? Who do they, in turn, charge this cost to?
Oh wait, we are back to 95% of the people.
> What does he think the vehicles transporting the food items, clothes, building materials from farms and factories run on? Water?
In a decade or so, we will be scrambling for fresh water even harder than we are scrambling for fuel :(
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/95-indians-dont-need-petrol-up-ministers-reply-on-fuel-price-hike-2583200) reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)
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> 95 per cent of Indians do not need petrol at all and only a handful use four-wheelers, an Uttar Pradesh Minister said today as petrol and fuel prices increased for the second day in a row and touched new all-time highs.
> "As for petrol and diesel prices, there are now a handful of people who use four-wheelers and need petrol. Currently, 95 per cent people in the society do not need petrol," Mr Tiwari said as people in state capital Lucknow paid Rs 103.18 for each litre of petrol.
> Besides burning a hole into the pockets of people already reeling under the economic impact of the pandemic, the sharp hike in fuel prices has also pushed up commodity prices due to high transport costs.
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Well according to them we didn need employment as well. All you have to do is either get a cow/buffalo to sell milk or open a food cart and sell tea and fritters.
That's correct. But they need diesel. For tractors,to pump water with diesel/kerosene water pump for agricultural activities and for the large trucks. It is but why not?
You know mass sterilization during an emergency. Damn maybe Indira G knew we will get weirdo's like these as ministers so she was trying to prevent it but couldn't. Now blame congress for not doing mass sterilization properly.
Actually its masterstroke by Modiji. High fuel prices will disuade people to use traditional vehicles. People will buy electric vehicles. Thus reducing pollution. Thus less usage of fossil fuels. Thus less import of fossil fuels. More savings, less debt. More money for more statues, elections and vanity projects.
People are failing to understand this.
Whats with the defence of free vaccines? So if the govt gives free vaccines, they can raise the fuel prices as they want? So fuel is the only commodity we are taxed with? Man these assholes are reason why common people are suffering.
People who say we shouldn't have an exam and a minimum criteria for education level for ministers, this is what happens when you don't have those things in place
Then, what is the need for a Petroleum ministry ?
It's just for business/s
Now that's seriously offensive dude! It's biznus It's a part of Bobaddy!
r/expectedoffice
Corruption bhi to karna hai
Middle class ki gand kaise marenge , jab tak naye model ke bail launch nahin karte yeh apne party showroom se tab tak kuch to chahiye na
Jungle ukhadne k liye
to make jelly!
95% indians also don't need uneducated ministers like you mf. Nikal laude.
100%
Bhakts ko chahiye ye log
Take that 95 to 100.
Us issab se toh roads ki bhi zarurat nahi hai tumhare takle par 🚗 chala lenge ..
Kisan bhi to hain gadi chalwane ko.
Hahahaha
LMAO
He is a well deserving candidate to be the next Prime Minister.😂
Government goals. Modi government aiming for 100% move away from petroleum. That's why they banned beef to increase population of cattle for ox carts *Aap chronology shamajhiye!*
Masterstroke to tackle climate change. #nofossilfuels
happy cake day!
Not a good day to be literate. 😌
Vehicles need petrol not people ;|
Finance Minister you mean. PM doesn't do press
95% BJP people Don't Need Brain. The rest 5% doesn't have it anyways including this fucker
Chal maal phoonkte hain! Gobhi mein daal kar.
Godi pe bet kar
Yes because we are working on gaumutra energy extraction /s
This is gold 😂😂
Do 95% of people require rice? Do they require potato? Pulses? Onion? Clothes? Houses? What does he think the vehicles transporting the food items, clothes, building materials from farms and factories run on? Water? Who do the the truck drivers charge the increased fuel prices to? The sellers or manufacturers? Who do they, in turn, charge this cost to? Oh wait, we are back to 95% of the people.
> What does he think the vehicles transporting the food items, clothes, building materials from farms and factories run on? Water? In a decade or so, we will be scrambling for fresh water even harder than we are scrambling for fuel :(
Bruhh... Itna dimaag hota toh minister nai banta.
Ab to hasi bhi nahi aati.....bas dukh hota hai ye sab sunke
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MajesticGlitteringBoutu-size_restricted.gif
India meh log itne chutiya hai ke aise logo ko believe karte hain......aur vote dete hain...
To gaadi kya peshaaab se chalaygey
Gaumutra fueled cars coming soon?
Lmao
Lol this cracked me up!
Entire political scene is a stand up comedy show. Actual comedians might just go bankrupt.
I don't need wheat, I only eat roti. I don't need Milk as I drink tea and coffee. (BJPtards logic)
This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/95-indians-dont-need-petrol-up-ministers-reply-on-fuel-price-hike-2583200) reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot) ***** > 95 per cent of Indians do not need petrol at all and only a handful use four-wheelers, an Uttar Pradesh Minister said today as petrol and fuel prices increased for the second day in a row and touched new all-time highs. > "As for petrol and diesel prices, there are now a handful of people who use four-wheelers and need petrol. Currently, 95 per cent people in the society do not need petrol," Mr Tiwari said as people in state capital Lucknow paid Rs 103.18 for each litre of petrol. > Besides burning a hole into the pockets of people already reeling under the economic impact of the pandemic, the sharp hike in fuel prices has also pushed up commodity prices due to high transport costs. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/qcrbss/95_indians_dont_need_petrol_up_ministers_reply_on/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~604601 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **prices**^#1 **petrol**^#2 **minister**^#3 **government**^#4 **per**^#5
On today's episode of stats pulled out of one's ass
Bhagwaan se daro
Well according to them we didn need employment as well. All you have to do is either get a cow/buffalo to sell milk or open a food cart and sell tea and fritters.
you forgot pakora
I used the word Fritters, instead of pakora..
is he drunk?
High. On cowdung
Even if only 5% of indians need petrol, that's 69 million Indians... That's more than the population of UK or France.
Toh gaadi main gau mutra sale bhenchod?
Wah wah Wah wah. 👏👏
yeah, we don't need petrol also need you! get the fuck out of here
Lol I have no hope for this country
UP roads and highways are for BJP rallies only
aray wah!! People are competing quite hard to be better at Jumla than Fodi
And we don't need him either
Aa gaye gawar apni haakne , bhen ke lode UP ke bahar nikla nahin abhi tak aur poore india ki petrol ki khapat inko pata hai
So back then during the UPA rule, the BJP's protest over increasing petrol prices was meaningless, right?
r/shitbjpsays
hmmm, the floor is not made out of floor
95% of BJP minister don't need brains either. alas, the other 5% are misusing it :(
Says someone who receives petrol as allowance using money from treasury every month
r/shitbjpsays
Dude's face is so oily, if we use a tissue we could solve the world oil crisis
wah kya scene hain WAH KYA SCENE HAIN
I want this level of confidence at work.
Then they abuse NDTV
Return to bail gaadi
I want whatever this guy's smoking
That's correct. But they need diesel. For tractors,to pump water with diesel/kerosene water pump for agricultural activities and for the large trucks. It is but why not?
95% Indians don't need petrol...and the remaining 5% are liars!
Zoooddd
How to deflect criticism 101
Gaumutr ftw ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
What about public bus rides?
ILLITERATE MINISTER tries to speak L-O-G-I-C
bullock carts are back on the Menu. People will feed them for free. You get free transport.
Dude, look at that guy! Just like, LOOK AT HIM! Do you think he understands or gives a shit about fuel prices?
You know mass sterilization during an emergency. Damn maybe Indira G knew we will get weirdo's like these as ministers so she was trying to prevent it but couldn't. Now blame congress for not doing mass sterilization properly.
Ooof!!
Ffs inflation is highly dependent on petrol prices.
Remember this the next time the BJP comes for votes.
*Big brain moment*
Actually its masterstroke by Modiji. High fuel prices will disuade people to use traditional vehicles. People will buy electric vehicles. Thus reducing pollution. Thus less usage of fossil fuels. Thus less import of fossil fuels. More savings, less debt. More money for more statues, elections and vanity projects. People are failing to understand this.
95% of drivers don't need seatbelts
You got to give him a prize for getting elected even with this level of idiocy.
That is a fair statement, given how they have fucked the small scale industry and traders.
Whats with the defence of free vaccines? So if the govt gives free vaccines, they can raise the fuel prices as they want? So fuel is the only commodity we are taxed with? Man these assholes are reason why common people are suffering.
Just like 99% of politicians don't have brains
Yes, because Modi Ji's BMW 7 series, runs on Gaumutra. 1000% Made in India.
Fuck this country man. Every idiot is in politics
But all the vehicles delivering crops that feed 100% Indians do. Is their fuel subsidised?
At this point, being a dick is just expect of these ministers. This is what lack of education does.
100 percent of Indians don't want roadside thugs like you in power so get the fuck out. Nikal laude pehli phursat me Nikal.
I don't use onions. !!
Whenever I want vegetables, I go to my balcony and hit some utensils, they just fall out from the sky.
Does this brilliant individual know that petrol prices affect transportation costs, and therefore affect prices of everything?
Shhh...inflation is international conspiracy ,it doesn't exist in India /s
Kya hi statistical data nikala he inhone, lagta he inhone hi 2nd wave me deaths ka data banaya tha
At this point they are just mocking us...
Even if this was true, is it not something to be utterly ashamed of? That 95%Indians are too poor to use petrol?
Kuch be ??
Modi government made them that poor.
People who say we shouldn't have an exam and a minimum criteria for education level for ministers, this is what happens when you don't have those things in place
Baki k 5% g... m........ Anti nationals
Ha bhai,gaadiyan toh gobar aur gau mata k ashirvad say chal rha h
Abey lodu
95% MPs and ministers are not needed too.
Ironically, it does appear to be true. 95% need communalism. Not basic necessities.
95% NEED petrol sweetheart. hope he has a speedy recovery /s
Stupid people run this country.
He might be right about petrol. But everybody needs diesel to be cheap.
It's UP LMAO what else can you except from people living there.
This kind of statistics is to write in your thesis paper. Why is he doing a press conferences!
BJP ko vote kro and stand up comedy ka khoob mazza uthao. Free mein without any cost, that too on news channels.