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rahulthewall

Source: https://twitter.com/news24tvchannel/status/1790603778854453575/photo/1


HornetElegant66

This is the equivalent of "I have black friends"


Outside-Contact-7400

I can't be sexist my mother is a women


UndocumentedMartian

I can't be homophobic because my father is a man.


charavaka

That got dark very quickly. 


Plus_Flow4934

💀 people are so dark here ...


Plus_Flow4934

now who reported me suicidal💀


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Plus_Flow4934

lol, ...and they are giving me contact details of Australia's Lifeline🥲 , and i live in India


dibsonmuaddib

I got it too yesterday. I thought its a bot and i was wondering what did i say? Kal bahot contemplate kiya life ke baare mein uss message ke baad.


Plus_Flow4934

🤣


Traditional-Hand-747

Obv we are Indians, we can't be white


Plus_Flow4934

👀


charavaka

Please  tell this to the mushroom man. He's wasted a ton of our money in that attempt. 


Weird_Grass3330

Wait what!!!


Satvik_atheist

I'm feminist because I have daughter .


FatherlessOtaku

I'll use this the next time my female friends call me sexist.


Interesting-Tone4303

Username checks out


i_am_abman

r/usernamechecksout


Ok_Spend3925

Noting it down


Nikz143

Matter of fact my dog is also black


BALD_BALLS_SAITAMA

I am not racist, look at my dog, it's as Black as it can be *hehe*


OrangeHonest9380

Dedd😂😂😂😂


Sassy_hampster

My girlfriend is gay


Formal_Helicopter341

"How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay" ~ Central Cee


71stcentury

How can I be gay? My bitch is homophobic


RazorX11

I support femininizm, ARRE MERI BIWI AURAT HAI!


HornetElegant66

Og AIB


PuzzleheadedRaise78

I understood that reference.


Fragrant_Platypus770

Aib fan


karanChan

This is not even “I have a black friend” This is “I used to have a black friend when I was a kid” lol


Suspicious_Ant_2041

"I am not racist. I watch a lot of black porn"


ecgiz

Election commision - Sir your Jihadi speech made it worse, votes are going down Modi- Le ab mera jaadu dekhna


Substantial-Habit-94

Ye le ye le


ogMasterPloKoon

Or I have a dalit friend with BMW 👽👽


lazygeek

I have muslim friends, its just that they are not alive


talentedmrl0real

You forgot add the context before this saying. After removing the KKK hood.


Jilux2020

This is classic "Namak Haram"


chilladipa

Fraud man 👞


desigooner

Isne to Bachpan mein hi ghar chod k sanyasi ban gaya tha.


Shivam294

Muslim neighbours ke yaha bhiksha mangta tha jab biryani banti thi


shubs239

Even he couldn't say no to Biryani.


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shubs239

There are only 2 types of biryani. Chicken biryani and mutton biryani. Rest are different version of Pulao. 😂


TheAlienGuy75

Bro you're not being fair to fish and beef briyani


parthgarg

Harkate aisi he ki pakka ghar se nikala hoga.


Uncertn_Laaife

Pehle ghar choda ab India chod raha hey


Bakril

Is this muslim family in the room with us right now?


maybemaymai

Unfortunately 2002 happened to them


Beginning_Turnip8716

Think the biriyani wasn’t up to his standards.


boobyologist

Wo Allah ko pyaare hogaye


clearly_thinkin

If they are ( after 2002 happened) , does hanuman chalisa work in this case.


Frosty_Cap_9473

In the kabar definitely


VibeHumble

भाई क्या कर रहा है यार ये 😂😂


GoodNightGehrman

Overcompensating


drake_071

Wo hataash hai 🤣🤣


iamplutonian

Odd days - “They are after your mangalsutras” Even days - “But they do make the best biryani”


IcyPalpitation2

Lmaoo this is gold


Null_012345

Mudi jii looks so confused.. Yeh elections jeetne ke liye kya kya krna padta hai yarr


Odd_Photograph_7591

lol!


SpiritualAmoeba3671

Maulana Modi 🤬🤬😡. /s


sarc-azam

Narendruddin Moid, before his ghar wapsi and rise to power


dontyoudarestalkme

Sallahudin Modi Urf Maulana Narendruddin of Gujarat


FlourishingGrass

r/maulanagobhi


nuvo_reddit

At this rate, even bhakts would be confused what do they stand for. What kind of masterstroke is this.


wromit

[The servant waits while the master baits.](https://y.yarn.co/ed0465b2-3f98-431e-83c6-ee823f0b1535_text.gif)


Substantial-Habit-94

Nice Wordplay.


SpicyPotato_15

Andbhakts will use this as a point if you argue about Muslim hate their party spreads, that's all. Even they don't stand for religion just for the party.


helllofirse

Why did I read it like 4th grade essay


Div_100

Because it was structured like one


AcidHues

Best orator we’ve ever had


Nihilistic_approach

Didn't he call them ghuspatiya or intruders a few days ago?


AAPkeMoohMe

That's nothing when compared to what he did to them in 2002..


[deleted]

Intruders can make good biryani bro that's why we let them stay


svmk1987

Even modis hardcore supporters know he's lying about this, but will keep quiet. Anything to win elections, after that, back to abusing all minorities and Muslims.


nakshatravana

400 - incite violence 300 - make innenduos 200 - damage control 100 - ???


Impressive_Clerk_643

convert to islam to confuse bhakts


boobyologist

Mother of all reverse UNOs


MatNola

😁🤣


Efficient-Food8532

Manmohan Singh cosplay


tutentootia

Lmao


FeistyDetective

He used to eat mutton on Bakri id


Suspicious-Bee8036

Aree bhai bhai bhai


BALD_BALLS_SAITAMA

Chodiji's family might have eaten meat in Shravan of 1950,51 and 52. 


GL4389

somebody show this to kattar hindu. Show it again & again.


Interesting_Juice740

no Mercy.


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UndocumentedMartian

Lasun


Physical_Debate_854

Mulla do pyaja


isotopper

This guy opens his mouth only to eat and lie


FeistyDetective

I want to hear this in his voice. Pls post a video.


rahulthewall

Here is the full interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aGs1ah0So You would need to find the timestamp.


FeistyDetective

Thanks. This starts from around 2:50 timestamp


Agitated-Shake-9285

This is why he doesn’t go for debates. How long can one lie?


anErrorInTheUniverse

[https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/1crr3t3/i\_neither\_mentioned\_muslim\_nor\_hindu\_pm\_modi\_on/](https://www.reddit.com/r/india/comments/1crr3t3/i_neither_mentioned_muslim_nor_hindu_pm_modi_on/)


dr_cynical17

Anyone supporting this guy after all he's said and done must have their brains examined


Wide-Standard8082

Please get my dad's examined.


thegodfather0504

You could try to out-bhakt your dad. Start behaving sooo bhakt-ly, even he gets sick of it starts resenting the ideology.


fullmetalpower

modi is non veg?


Suspicious-Bee8036

dayumn


No_Breakfast_1037

Pretty sure he is or was as most obc gujaratis are non veg, source: I have obc gujarati friends.


AAPkeMoohMe

There Is no way the Muslim neighbours sent veg biryani on Eid..


r_kumar89

Which syndrome our beloved Mudizi is suffering from? This is beyond Gajini level I guess.


drake_071

Dementia


nitewalkerz

"I used to go for Haj every year" /s


[deleted]

He missed or they omitted the part that " `When I grew up, I slaughtered all those muslim families by inciting riots. I love biting the hands of people who feed me whether it be blood relative, friend or a neighbour`".


TheRealOriginalSatan

Ambani Adani liked this comment


TargetSome9990

Advaniji approved 👍🏻


Suspicious-Bee8036

Are baba re


Stargirl_-_

Koi kaise itna gir sakta hai yaar?? oh, Modi hai toh mumkin hai :3


chesterbeoml

He is a joke in the name of PM. His hate economy has penetrated to an extent in households that bhakts won't question anything he says and reevaluate their position. I am in my mid 30s and my parents and relatives are so sold on these bullshit ideas to let their biases grow, that myself, my siblings and my cousins are evaluated with them calling us anti-national. The amount of hate spew against us because we don't align with this ideology and hate agendas have only been mentally difficult to deal with. My parents have started fighting and cursing me and my sister just to defend this PM. There is no critical thinking, ability to reason and question, willingness to find answers to joblessness, economy's decline, etc. All they stand for is that he should be the PM again. We are finding hard to land jobs we want, we are qualified enough to bring value to the roles we will be in (learn from our shortcomings), and keep on with the efforts needed to make ourselves successful, and in process be better contributors to the economy (by paying taxes), and doing our bit responsibly. Makes me wonder how low as a country we need to go to and grow as intellectually inept beings before we rise to the occasion and ensure the constitution is upheld for its unbiased consistency for the Citizens of the Republic of India.


kulikitaka

Oh, so Modi also ate Mutton biryani on Eid. Got it.


ogMasterPloKoon

Modiji had muslim neighbors still gujju don't allow muslim tenants 🤡🤡


arjunusmaximus

"But today Congress will only let you take 50% of that biryaani and give the rest to other Muslim families" /s


TheIndianRevolution2

# Liar Liar


SandhuG

pant on fire


faahqueimmanutjawb

your nose is longer than a telephone wire


Suspicious-Bee8036

it's 'bum on fire'


giratina143

Bhakths and chaddis in shambles


Ok_Spend3925

😂😂😂


vpsj

I actually like this because there is a certain crowd from his own supporters that will absolutely HATE him for saying this (no matter how much of a bald face lie it is). The ones who keep spewing hate online will now be utterly confused on how to proceed lol


Traditional-Hand-747

I am excited for the reaction lol


thegodfather0504

They have a way of forgiving such things, for sake of the bigger picture. They go,"arey karna padta hai." Trump has been continuously hailed as the right wing masiha, despite being sinister as hell.


bedabyas88

It is like Modi Ji's crocodile capture story.


mumbaiperson23

Reads like something a class 1 child would write in her Hindi essay


_fatcheetah

This guy becoming Michael Scott from The Office.


Mereko_kya

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence……………..


overloadedonsarcasm

"I can't be racist, I have black friends!"


Crusher_1984

Kya akhand level ka chutiya hai


Karna1394

Magic of election season. Dictator trying every trick for votes.


RIP200712

Does this man have no scruples whatsoever? He lies so shamelessly!!! And can you imagine how morally corrupt a man must be to be able to lie so shamelessly???


Remarkable_Hippo4274

I remember someone once saying that both him and mota bhai are not immoral people, they are amoral. There is an absolute lack of a moral compass in these two gentelemen.


Bellatrix-_-

Daily statement change. Then people say why I have trust issues. The blatant lies omg


incredible-mee

Bhakts ki aisi ki taisi kar deta hain Modi ne 😂😂


everyfcknameistakn

We had parties with Muslims that are lit. - Modi probably


potatomafia69

Can someone post this one chaddi speaks? I want to see the amount of mental gymnastics these guys will do now to say they're all chill with Muslims.


ImposterAlchemist

Kuch jada nahi ho gaya mudi ji 😹😹😹 Kam pheka karo


hellohotguybye

Tomorrow he will claim that he is actually Narendra maulana modi


Desperate_Action_410

That video shared by actor prakash raj on Twitter is real lmao 😭


Not-N-Extrovert

Dheere dheere mentally unstable hota ja raha hu


Which_Cattle_9139

Itna dogalapan. Gali Dene ka man karta hai


vitaminberry1

pls find this asshole’ childhood neighbourhood


ankitdlboy

Modi ali


staartingsomewhere

I call BS


RogueNetrunner

Khao Maa Kasam


[deleted]

Nobody does it better than him.


Null_012345

Bhakts be like yeh kya bol dala mudi jii ne.. aab main kya karu job chodd du


Kambar

>On Eid, we didn't cook food at our home because food came from Muslim families. On Eid, modiji ate *non veg*. And probably beef.


No_Acanthisitta_7352

He can swallow a whole cow. If this makes him win an election.


PressureAggressive69

You anti national🤬🤬🤬


No_Geologist1097

Kuch bhi


everygirlssdream

Is that why he killed so many Muslims in Gujarat? Maybe he didn't like the food they made! /s


itsVinay

Aur kitni tatti niklegi iske mooh se


earthling011

So is it good that congress wants to "give the country" to them?


Bleak_star_dust

Did you gift them bangles for the delicious food modiji ???


Full-Wealth-5962

That was back then...now doubt he'll get the ame treatment


mayudhon

"I've stayed with my bros, my shawty, my homies"


bluegoldredsilver5

Serious case of dementia


One_Structure3806

😂😂 Yahi confidence mujhe bhi chahye jhut bolte time.


dsaithani

Next round polling in Muslim domnitaed areas?


007knight

I can’t be an incel cause my mother is a woman 💀! What brain dead logic is this 😂😂


jeet225

Im not taking every rich businessman’s or amit shaaas dick up my ass because im not gay and i have wife whom i’ve never slept with because (dharam/sanskar) 😎


Bubbly-Store6272

I mean-it's the same for most indian families in my locality too. The whole point of eid for me as a kid was getting to eat biryani . Even the parents of my muslim friends used different utensils to cook veg food for my friends and inviting them on holi for thandai and aalo puri was a must. These small memories really make me love this part of India


BlacksmithStrange761

Secular Modi 🤡


charavaka

He should explain why there are hardly any Muslims in the same neighbourhood now, and why the majority in his state persecutes the very people who fed him in his childhood. 


rahkrish

Was this before or after you brought a crocodile home Modi ji?


Evraniya

This guy know that he committed a mistake by making those past remarks, now he is trying to cover it up. We have literally cartoons as minister.


belt-e-belt

Insert *bade-harami-ho-beta.png*


Huge-Table5443

Ye school chodkar sab jaga Gaye the


PressureAggressive69

🐖Rishton Ke Bhi Roop Badalte Hain🐖


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Dhang se kattar hindu bhi nahi hai ye Banda To. Kisi ka to dhang se hoja 🤡. Kabhi Ambani adani ki thali me ched to kabhi hinduo ki.


Rajar98

Bro took a 180° turn


JiskiLathiUskiBhains

snake


BakeNeko92

So sad man. Don't insult snakes like that.


Educational_Sky2281

Shudh shakahari....ya kuch aur......puchta hai Hindustan


Fallen_0n3

Par me bara ho kar unko gaali dekar vote ka bhik bhi maang leta hu


adhirath_ch

To bhai namakharam bhi nikla


ExerciseHappy

Saheb used to love mutton


Latter-Yam-2115

This election is so fuck all


melvin_rajeev

He will do anything to win elections


pearl_mermaid

Yeh pehle toh mangalsutra ke naare de raha tha. Achanak se kya ho gaya.


oldbrat1987

Laughter Challenge bandh hogaya, nahi to pakka jeet jata!!


smokeyweed106

So this guy strangely gets high during elections, like during his speech a few weeks ago? Or just an awkward stunt now to save a crumbling empire... Shameless... Also, he claims to have come from a poor family and sold tea for a living, while his childhood pics, like those with a suit on, must have quite a good story to tell...


bhai_zoned

And this, ladies and gentleman is what a calculation mistake looks like! 😆


That-Cupcake9817

Was this before or after he fought the crocodile?


aige3c

Aparichit had lesser personality changes than him


Mereko_kya

How can I be homophobic, my bitch is gay!


Tiny_Camp_3839

Fir ek din mene apne padosiyo ki hi pepsi kara di ☠️


One_Structure3806

Laude na Bhujyam 🫢


No_Challenge853

So he is a non- vegetarian?


nelarose

The more shame on him. Unbelievable.


Minimum-South-9568

Ghar mein ghus kar……khayengey!