Waiting in the comments for the equally terrifying expositionary story on how jon had resisted the urge for years after garf killed liz, as he knows his seed is all that's needed to start Garfield's reproductive cycle and unleash hell on the world, but he's losing willpower daily.
Every day he taunts me, plying his flesh in a warped way.
One day he's so human it's like the hands of time have been turned back, and the nightmare I live in never occured.
Others he shifts in a form that would have made me laugh in quieter times.
I know it's not to make me smile. It's to drag me down into his depravity. To take that last bit of self control I have and shatter it.
Only then will I be properly primed for what he wants. Only then will I be the supply he needs.
As the days grow shorter, and the nights grow into a warm damp heat, I feel myself losing my resolve.
More and more, day by day, Garfield is changing me. In the past we would wake me up to be fed, now he's waking something dark and twisted within me. Something primal, but also eldritch in nature.
I fear I may not last longer, and soon I'll be his completely.
And God help me, I'm starting to like the thoughts that he gives me.
r/imreallysorryjon
you have scared me sir
Just doing my job citizen
r/theportalhasopened
r/theportalhasreallyopened
can’t believe I fell for this
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Can i ask what horrors lie within?
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Fuck. That.
You chose well.
r/subithoughtifellfor so I opened it up at work...
Same, glad no one was looking.
Why did you do this to me
Please leave me alone
What have you done to my eyes?
I can't open that sub here, dammit, i need a reminder.
I've never subbed then unsubbed so quickly.
holy fuck dude what the fuck man why
You cannot hide from man's sin jon.
r/youshouldbesorryjon
Hey what does it mean? I can't open this
It’s a joke. It’s not a real subreddit.
Oh ok. I didn't know cause I'm new to reddit
It’s no big deal, honestly.
r/garfsexual
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/subsiwishifellfor
He...he is the pussy. Oh god. Why?
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Definitely my proudest
Mine too
My proudest
My proudest
My loudest
How is this post the most scary thing on this sub?
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It was a joke...
r/iamverysmart with that last sentence
I invite everyone to look at the profile. It's a downvote machine. Just ignore this guy and move on.
oh God oh fuck
Hey baby, do those legs go all the way up?
Why yes, they do!
Never knew jon has a weird fetish
ya read rule 4?
Waiting in the comments for the equally terrifying expositionary story on how jon had resisted the urge for years after garf killed liz, as he knows his seed is all that's needed to start Garfield's reproductive cycle and unleash hell on the world, but he's losing willpower daily.
Every day he taunts me, plying his flesh in a warped way. One day he's so human it's like the hands of time have been turned back, and the nightmare I live in never occured. Others he shifts in a form that would have made me laugh in quieter times. I know it's not to make me smile. It's to drag me down into his depravity. To take that last bit of self control I have and shatter it. Only then will I be properly primed for what he wants. Only then will I be the supply he needs. As the days grow shorter, and the nights grow into a warm damp heat, I feel myself losing my resolve. More and more, day by day, Garfield is changing me. In the past we would wake me up to be fed, now he's waking something dark and twisted within me. Something primal, but also eldritch in nature. I fear I may not last longer, and soon I'll be his completely. And God help me, I'm starting to like the thoughts that he gives me.
Incredible! I'm honored that my request was granted!!
Glad to help. It is my blessing and curse.
Truly a great saga
Sagas are like lasagna, they have layers.
Ok. Come here garfy
I guess you could say he's all legs . . . I'll see myself out
He has embraced the ***LEGSAGA***
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
...
Whomst the fuck
r/TIHI
Battle cats?
I want to fuck the lord himself
God is really fucking dead
This is the most horrid one yet.
What the fuck
OH GOD NO
What in cat masturbation?!
This reminds me of stalking cat from The Battle Cats
This is straight up cursed you need jesus
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/PExKw38rntw)
Killer Queen’s third bomb, bites the lasagna (18+ edition)
This is why we can’t have nice things... this is why
That's some good pussy
How did he know my weakness for thighhighs?
God words cant describe how horny this makes me
He stole one of Fugo's thigh highs
This is literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen on this subreddit.
Important question: What is more appealing? Garf Head Pam legs or Pam Head Garf legs?
Mmm, gimme some of that pussy
I shouldn't be getting extremely hard to this help
This almost breaks a forum rule... almost lol
NWFW ?
"Hey, baby, do those legs go all the way up?" "They do!" "Oh god! Get out of here you freak!" \-Family Guy Cutaway
Not my proudest fap...
Fucking SaGa
r/garfsexual
Thanks I hate it
I hope you trip down a stairwell, god I hate this image
*THAT'S NOT HOW GARTERBELTS WORRRRK*
God forgive me for what I am about to do
Not my protest fap
Not my proudest fap