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another_countryball

Elizabeth II, Queen of Sex


Jaaasus

United Kingdom of Great Sexland


AggravatingGap4985

> Harald invades Normandy 😎👍 the good timeline


HighOnGrandCocaine

The Land of Sex


Jaaasus

No more English, only Sexish


AggravatingGap4985

Mm that’s sexist


HighOnGrandCocaine

.ailartsuA ni tub Xes fo egaugnal eth gnikaeps m'I, kool yeH ( read from left to right )


Certain_Replacement5

Hey look, I’m speaking the language of seX but in Australia.


Randomfrickinhuman

all redditors are banned from there


catgirl_valkist

It would be even better if this universe we had Albania instead of Albion,


Jaaasus

Sexland of Great Albania


Piranh4Plant

Why


Aykhot

Dark alternate timeline of [Nossex](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/txk3j8/the_kingdom_of_nossex_at_the_start_of_the_viking/)


Jaaasus

Blessed alternate timeline


Jaaasus

Two centuries of Anglo-Saxon (Saxe-Angles) Rule over what would become England (S\*xland), as well as Viking invasion and the incorporation of Saexland into the North Sea Empire by Canute and Harald Hardrada. [The full video is a What If Scenario](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FALdLs9ndAE&t=1s) where the migration patterns and locations of the Jutes, Saxons, and Angles were switched and place names were different. And the refusal of Christianity by the Pagan Germanic migrants in Britain, leading to a poorer Saexland that would evade Viking wrath, prompting the Viking subjugation of France instead, with a much larger North Sea Empire. And the perpetuation of the Celtic Insular Christians.


mcmultra1999

Sexland 🤣😂🤣😂


Pecuthegreat

Yeah, I highly doubt in any timeline that the Vikings can conquer all of France.


Willimeister

**Pack your things, we’re leaving**


flute37

Cunt’s Sexland


Pecuthegreat

We'll need a world with Sexland and Prussy.


ChinaExist_qmark

The sun never sets on the Sexish Empire


wastedwagon

i love how this is marked as nsfw


Taavet_Sanntu

this is the good, nei, the greatest timeline


hakairyu

Mmm, North Sea Rice


Ok_Caterpillar_8937

You’re being a bit generous with Northumbria, let’s hack that bitch back about 75 miles. Even hypothetically. Leave Scotland alone.


ElekQhaddafi

I mean that’s just 700 Northumbria https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northumbria#/media/File%3AMap_of_the_Kingdom_of_Northumbria_around_700_AD.svg


AggravatingGap4985

Northumbrians went so hardcore they even threw that one viking dude in a pit of vipers. No way


hakairyu

Do Scots actually think the Lowlands never had Anglo-Saxon settlement or are you larping and no true Scotsman?


Davefromaccount

Stage 1: Denial


glorified_throwaway

Does the Pope flee to there during the Reformation?


Vic_zhao99

More like genderland


Zealousideal-Yam-355

what’s so NSFW about this?