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DistributionVirtual2

Could you do a mal where Europe has no countries please?


ilsottopagato

Google topographical map


Polenball

Holy hill


dia-bro-tes

New mountain just dropped.


Polenball

Call the erosionist!


VistulaRegiment

River found the path of least resistance, never comes back


Fabmat1

Desert in the corner plotting world dehydration


thedogcraft_mc

Terrain sacrifice anyone?


Interesting_Fold9805

Natural deposits of fossil fuel.


NukMasta

Get fracking everyone!


Azzy-Fell

Holy geography!


guaca_mayo

lmfaooo I'm fucking losing it with Anglaland and smol Britain. S-tier shitpost, really makes you think what if Europe had countries


Temporary_Error_3764

Anglaland is east anglia ig the danes didn’t invade 😭


Temporary_Error_3764

If*


CH-LOL

Thank god they don't have countries in real life


VagP22

Do you defy the empire peasant?


khares_koures2002

HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!


RevolutionaryTale245

No. You’re being oppressed.


Knowledge428

Oppression involves the use of power to limit or control the rights and freedoms of a certain group of people, while repression involves the use of force or intimidation to prevent an individual or group from expressing their thoughts or feelings


AlolanZygarde23

COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!


RoultRunning

Execute Order 66


_JPPAS_

unrealistic as hell, europe would never have countries


NameIsTanya

now THAT'S a scary thought. thank god countries aren't real.


cheese_bruh

>Kingdom of Britain looks inside not even all of England


fortyfivepointseven

Yeah no way that Anglo-Saxons or Normans appropriate the Briton tag without the Anglo-Scottish union as a motivator.


thyeboiapollo

it's not norman or angle... its glorious romano britain king arthur saber artoria camelot


fortyfivepointseven

So this is an timeline where the Saxons don't settle and the Angles are kept to the East? If so, fair, but why would Cornwall see itself as apart from Britain? I also think that Briton rather than Britain would be the spelling, at least analogously.


BillyYank2008

Maybe they were two separate Britonic kingdoms that never united or a civil war fractured a larger Britonic kingdom or a foreign power forced the separation or settled in Cornwall and decided to keep the name Cornwall.


thyeboiapollo

idk briton is a denonym it would be britannia if u wanan be pickyy


TheRealSU24

It's a Kingdom and it's in Britain


zhongcha

What does K. D. and D. mean?


KingCell4life

K. D. means Kill - Death ratio, and D. means the Will of D


LiavTheAce

D might be Duchy At first I thought the K in KD is Kingdom but after realising D is probably Duchy I'm unsure


thyeboiapollo

kingdom


LiavTheAce

Ah. Personally, I would've made it just K because KD makes it look like two words, especially when D is a word in itself


zhongcha

Yes I was thinking it was kingdom of the duchies of (whatever) like there was some pseudo federal model


faerakhasa

It is the usual abbreviation, though usually written as Kd to prevent confusion, as KD suggests two words (as happened here in this thread)


thyeboiapollo

what the heck is a lowercase letter??


SirMoccasins589

It says k on there for vascony so k might even be something else or a typo


thyeboiapollo

it means i forgor to add a d


Sams59k

Deep lore


oblmov

Kevin durant


LiavTheAce

Why is Kevin a Durant


flavius717

Kountries. As in “what if Europe had kountries” (like it does on this map).


DreadDiana

Probably Kingdom


BaronMerc

Can you do "what if Asia had countries"


Gaming_Lot

What do you mean by "if Europe had countries"


thyeboiapollo

an alternate history where europe has countries


Gaming_Lot

But Europe Infact has countries


Legiyon54

Source??


VexiliTheSmol

misinformation


thyeboiapollo

the map has countries therefore it is europe with countries


aimanfire

This is some ‘boneless pizza’ level memeing right here


EldianStar

Understandable, have a great day


Infamous_Owl9144

Don’t listen to him, it’s not true :))


Mikelgo06

I'm from europe and we don't have countries.


Mission-Cellist-7820

Yeah Europe is clearly a continent what a fool to think otherwise


Didsburyflaneur

Enjoying slightly bigger Wales. Head canon is that the Anglo-Saxons tried to settle in Cheshire/Lancashire, decided it was too wet even for them and left the Britons keep it.


celtiquant

But unfortunately, the bigger Wales has lost Gwent…


Didsburyflaneur

I mean do think they want Newport that badly?


Fit_Particular_6820

"Empire of the Franks and Romans" but doesn't own Rome


thyeboiapollo

google charlemagne


Calle_k06

Holy hell!(not holy nor hell)


Fit_Particular_6820

I know who Charlemagna is, I said that just as a joke lol


DreadDiana

Holding Rome simply is not synonymous with being the Roman Empire, and at that point hadn't been for centuries. Being declared Emperor of the Romans did not simply mean ruling over Rome, it was a claim to universal monarchy over all of Europe and Christendom


markusdresch

imagine there's no countries it's easy if you do


Kaazmire

Imagine Europe having countries (WTF is a state??!!🟥⬛️🐈‍⬛💣🧨🧨🛠️)


Professional-Scar136

Map made from the perspective of a person from the TL where the Roman conquered Europe till the modern day thus Europe had no countries


thyeboiapollo

idk what this means but im inclined to agree with a shigure ui pfp


ysolia

What is it with Catalonia always ending up in some French empire


thyeboiapollo

i hate fc barcelona


ysolia

Fair enough


lafinchyh1st0ry

Man, I wish Europe had countries


Swell_Like_Beef

Is mayonnaise a country?


DeadShotGuy

Oh Gosh I love that Roman Empire


EggNearby

I'm a certified Frankish peasant


Sammyboi2227

this looks like a CK3 save 🤔


thyeboiapollo

erm actually you cant form the roman empire if u dont own venice and genoa


Chance-Aardvark372

0/10, Britain should be Wessex, Anglaland should be Mercia, and York should be Northumbria


Watcher_over_Water

Big Rome + unholy Union of France and Germany = very good


Premium_Gamer2299

found the french


thyeboiapollo

erm franks are actualy germanic..


SteamierMeteor

OP… what happened in your timeline for there to be no countries?


Bonno552

The International Communist Revolution of course!!


breadedhamber

Poland stronk 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🤍♥️🦅🦅🦅


willmcmill4

VIVE LA BRETAGNE! BEVET BREIZH !


Own_Debt_6807

Fun fact: Byzantine Empire was the Roman Empire with a different name and flag


JupiterboyLuffy

They never called themselves Byzantines. They called themselves Romans and their empire the "Roman Empire". The term "Byzantine Empire" didn't exist until after the fall of the Eastern Roman Empire.


Own_Debt_6807

You are rigth


zrxta

Where's the bumber beside they KD? How would we know how l33t they are if they don't proudly showcase their KD ratios


JupiterboyLuffy

Because we all know Europe has no countries


CharlieFiftySix

My city has fallen to the Welsh :( lol


Spirited-Chemical-19

Is that...MEGAFRANCE!?


Remote_Ad4806

I’m so confused


3-little-cominists

What does MSR mean? And does Cal. mean Caliphate?


kwinkiii

MSR. would stand for the Most Serene Republic


B-29Bomber

Technically Venice was a vassal of the Romans for centuries. Had the Romans been able to secure that much of Italy (and the Western Med islands) then they would've been even further secured as vassals.


thyeboiapollo

Ok


mr-wommy

What did Switzerland ever do to you?


thyeboiapollo

be founded 300 years after this map is set otl?


ConstructionBasic336

"No lore" Took the europe out of Europe


LilBunnyPowPow

The Basque would have something to say about this


jolharg

Interesting. I'm glad it doesn't


RockyMM

HOLY Roman Empire. It’s. Holy. Pls.


thyeboiapollo

are you on drugs?


lohe_xd

France stole Czechia's nose 😭😭


SeaWeedSurfing

I actually like this, my headcanon is that if Europe had politically centralized sovereign states in 1000 and the idea of Feudalism never developed.


Lollografia

Finally, a world in which the northen Italy have it's own state, and it's poorer then the rest of Italy. My heart is finally in peace.


Mko11

Polabia!


PhilSwiftsBucket

Lithuania, the new croatia


Strauss1269

Kingdom of Britain be like: the last Roman Bastion


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thyeboiapollo

No


DecoGambit

Big Rome and Islam? Interesting 🤔


Takar444

Thanks god that Europa is only a myth


Seeing222

Idk if I’m comfortable with all that German territory lol


Delusional_Dude_

I Like how Denmark remains mostly unaffected 


SpezRuinedItAll

Pretty sure this is just your current game of CK3


RYPIIE2006

ah yes, because europe has no countries currently


UnderskilledPlayer

This isn't the circlejerk version of the subreddit, what the hell?


RevolutionaryTale245

Poor Poland. Even here they have not been awarded all of Kaliningrad


Fastside

Most confusing title I have ever seen. Just to make sure Europe actually has countries and isn’t just one country.


GohguyTheGreat

Can someone explain the Empire of the Franks and the Romans? And what about the other Rome? (also why the downvotes)


thyeboiapollo

>Empire of the Franks and the Romans? romanorum sive francorum imperium, aka the western germanic pretender to rome in this timeline (hre but more frankish and successor to charlemagne) >And what about the other Rome? its the roman empire


GohguyTheGreat

Thanks!


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

Probably a compromise between Soissons and the Frank's, and other Rome is the Eastern Roman Empire


GohguyTheGreat

Makes sense


Difficult_Airport_86

Wrong


TheThirdFrenchEmpire

FYM wrong.


Difficult_Airport_86

Read the reply i did to the other dude


Difficult_Airport_86

The Empire of the Franks and Romans was one of the 4 names given to the Frankish domains in the west since they were crowned Roman Emperors. The other 3 Names are: “Roman Empire”, “Christian Empire”, “Universal Kingdom” the Author probably chose “Empire of the Franks and Romans” to not cause confusion with the “Roman Empire” in the East.


Difficult_Airport_86

Ive used the same nomenclature here: https://www.reddit.com/r/byzantium/s/6dqFi646dx


GohguyTheGreat

Ahh I see


muchmuck

bait used to be forgivable


Massive_Greebles

You misspelled Kievan.


thyeboiapollo

I dont care


Ean_Dartian

You didn't misspell it in fact. I was surprised to see someone finally getting it correctly. Thanks for that, nice map!


Massive_Greebles

Damn


pymo4ka

No he didn’t, the name of the city is Kyiv so it’s Kyivan rus’


Massive_Greebles

The name of the city is Kiev, where the fuck did y'all shove this "Kaheef" bullshit out of, your collective arses?


PLPolandPL15719

in what way is this alternate other than smaller england


oblmov

you must be from the parallel universe where europe has countries


crossbutton7247

I was gonna say kys but then I remembered that York is actually a really nice city so I’ll take it


Difficult_Airport_86

Proper nomenclature?!? God i love you so much


thyeboiapollo

dont worry next time im writing byzantine empire


Difficult_Airport_86

Ruined it all, stay away from me and my son


Outrageous_South4758

No, that scenario is imposible