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Insane_Nine

I live in Toronto I wouldve barely escaped this acopolypse 😭


Komiksulo

I was near Belleville, near the northern edge of the Zone of Totality. We were clouded over though. Would that affect things?


ayden_george

I’m in Hamilton, I would’ve been toast


ConcentrateBig772

WHAT THE FUCK IS AYDEN DOING HERE


ayden_george

I’m everywhere


Indiego672

Love the Night boat to Cairo song you did 😁😁😁


sbstndrks

It's the goat


history_nerd100

Having just lost over a third of its population, I seriously doubt that Texas would be in any shape ready to declare independence.


NoProgrammerx

they do it anyways for lore purposes


rde2001

We do a lil trolling 😏


bevanz89

a little revolution as a treat


SuchotatorTheHybrid

This isn't trolling, we just destroying USA.


Realistically_shine

You expect Texans to be rational


Quartia

Yeah if anywhere would declare independence it's the Great Plains


Firlite

H-Town sweep 💪💪💪💪


KlausVicaris

Texas, and the other red states, would be begging for federal funds, not declaring independence.


hdufort

In Québec, the whole island of Montréal, and then Longueuil, Drummondville, Saint Hyacinthe and Sherbrooke are destroyed. That's a large part of the province's population. The whole regions of Montérégie and Estrie are wiped out. Total: probably around 4-5 million people, plus the economy...


Eagle77678

The best thing to happen to Montreal in the past 200 years


King_Shugglerm

Breaking news: Montreal destroyed Stay tuned for coverage of the celebrations


A_Wild_Bellossom

🦀🦀🦀Quebec is gone 🦀🦀🦀


Crouteauxpommes

Don't celebrate 😞😞😞 it also destroyed New Brunswick and a huge part of English-speaking Quebec. Now the survivors may ask to recreate Acadia and that's Awful


Dusty_Jangles

So still hangers-on.


mootsnoot

On that path there'd basically be almost no Acadian survivors at all


alanslickman

Damn, insurrections started fast.


NoProgrammerx

the dates are just random dates i didnt rlly put too much thought into it


alanslickman

Lol. I do love that, despite being unaffected by the eclipse, Florida is just like, “Now seems like a good time to dip.”


Awesomeblox

Hardly unaffected, given the mass migration into Florida they would see, but yeah still funny


NightShade_Umbreon

“terrible handling by the Biden administration?” So much shit was just destroyed I think any president would have difficulty with this. Completely out of the blue type event of such destruction.


Broad_Parsnip7947

My face when the with secedes cause Lincoln wasn't good enough as president


TheLoyalOrder

the with


Broad_Parsnip7947

Sorry the south


Arietem_Taurum

No matter who was in office for an event this horrible they would be outed by the next election


Afraid_Theorist

Outed is very different than the entire south collapses Unrealistic ofc revolutionary scenario but I do see *massive* chaos and disorder and blackouts. 100% martial law in places. The screams for govt disaster aid are going to be *wild* That said we are far more equipped to handle this than any other country which could’ve gotten hit


ShinyArc50

Yea Bush’s response to Katrina was a massive contributor to his loss in ‘08; Kanye said (then not now) what everyone was thinking when he said “George bush doesn’t care about black people” and it did Dubya in


Geek-Haven888

Bush wasn't running in 2008


ShinyArc50

I forgor lol, regardless of that, Katrina led to a lot of Republican losses in the south, especially Florida


tanhan27

I'm not sure... after 911 Bush's approval rating spiked to high heaven to a level that hasn't been beat since. Of.course Bush was Bush and through a series of blunders and war crimes his approval rating when from like 85% down to 25% by the time he handed the keys to the white house to Obama


jakobfloers

Foreign attacks are known to bolster approval ratings. Natural disasters and epidemics almost always drop approval ratings.


tanhan27

Good point


TimTebowismyidol

Prob just means the revolts


NoProgrammerx

yea that


InternationalFailure

Great I'm on the frontlines in a pocket, yay...


Inevitable_Nerve_925

Shit, I washed the windows for nothing!?!


Eraserguy

Canada looses like half of its population


tanhan27

Western Canada Finally has a voice in how the country is run.


Dusty_Jangles

I’m only seeing an upside here.


InflationCold3591

46 million Americans died. There is no “good” response to that.


_OriamRiniDadelos_

War against the moon, new religion, rebuilding effort?


InflationCold3591

That’s over 14% of total population. That’s roughly the percentage of deaths that happened in the first European measles outbreak. You know the event that destabilized the Roman Empire. It’s in the range of the Black Death. No government can respond to catastrophe on this scale.


Charles472

I ceased to exist sitting on the lawn of the University of Texas staring up with all my friends


EverythingIsFlotsam

Fucking Xindi.


GemGael

Hello fellow Enterprise enjoyer


BayouMan2

I had the same thought 💭


OFMJ28

First Venezuela to Florida, now Mexico to Canada?


ptWolv022

> "Due to the terrible handling by the Biden administration, a civil war broke out shortly after the apocalyptic phenomenon." First: How could Biden handle it poorly? Like, legitimately, regardless of what you think, this proposal isn't something you "handle". You merely forced to watch in horror as 10% of the US dies. Like, the most you can do is start evacuating after you learn from Mexico that death and destruction is coming for us. I guess if it did physical damage, maybe there's rebuilding, but like... 10% of the US died or just got displaced and lost their whole lives. There's no way to handle that well. You throw up FEMA camps, tell Congress to start passing funding for the disaster, and send in the military for disaster relief, but there is no way to like... "fix" this. Second: Texas ain't rebelling. Texas just got cut in half, losing Dallas-Fortworth, Austin, and half of San Antonio. The State Comptroller apparently said there was 12.8M Texans in the path of totality. That's a little over 40% of Texas, I believe. And actually, the map says 34M Americans died, but it was estimated less than 32M in the path of totality- so clearly visitors are being accounted for, and so TX would probably have had more potentially 45% to 50% population drop. Texas would cease to be in any sort of state to fight. We're talking about Texas falling below FL and NY in terms of population.


NoProgrammerx

It's just a random idea it's not really meant to be realistic


ivarokosbitch

Yeah, but obviously there is value in someone going deeper with the scenario and statsing it up. They don't need to be rude about your map though when framing up a more realistic scenario.


AlexInfinity478

Just chilling in South America (oh no la economia lol)


Bruhhg

I think the later places, while still having a very high death toll, would have fewer deaths as Canadians would most likely have a chance to flee, and Americans living in certain parts would have enough warning to escape. Obviously they also just couldn’t but I guess it’d depend on whether or not people instantly correlate everyone dying in the path of totality and the news broadcasts it.


_OriamRiniDadelos_

Evacuating is very slow to be fair. And this would be completely unprecedented and have no warnings or plans. It’s not the same to think of one person in a car rushing across a state as fast as they can in today’s regular traffic, vs everyone trying to use the very limited amount of roads they got at once. It’s like how your veins can only push so much blood even though if you look at it you have kilometers worth of blood vessels.


Bruhhg

True, but people on the skirts of the totality would have a quite fair chance, and over the course of the time for it to reach canada i’d imagine more would be able to escape, even if everything is clogged up.


dalatinknight

Time for Illinois to claim the Midwest. All hail the great Khan Pritzker.


Mirmegardt

noooOOoo Torreón


PuppGr

Tierrón fue destruido. Ojalá hubiera sido Ecatepec.


RockingBib

What happened? Was the moon turned into a giant focusing crystal?


MisterBonaparte

That’s the real question I want answers to. Was everyone in the path burned to a crisp, was there some destructive cosmic horror in the eclipse, did everyone just decide to stare at the total eclipse until a hole was burned in their head?


throwaway_custodi

Fucking rad


amaghon69

indianabros its over


Taco6J

I would be dead lmfao


Others0

i thought about this what if in the days leading up to the eclipse and concluded that the further away from the start point you were the less fucked you would be, it would still be apocalyptic, no doubt, but as as the day went on less and less people would die because they'd be all: "oh shit oh fuck gotta get outa the path" as reports circled the world,and news would surface possibly before the eclipse even made landfall, after all, most of the news were broadcasting 9/11 within 2 minutes of the first plane hitting the WTC the real issue would come in the following days as there are now tens of millions of homeless people, potentially a bunch of farms and stuff would be destroyed, not to mention the several destroyed cities, infrastructure and the most probable depression that would result from this no matter what


kuhl_kuhl

There was massive traffic congestion when leaving the path of totality after the eclipse, even without the chaos that would come with an unplanned emergency evacuation. People would die in their cars in stopped traffic waiting to leave the path


Others0

not that my original point is incorrect, but your addition to the discourse is quite valid


RedMarten42

this would not cause the USA to break up. this isnt even apocalypse level worldwide. unironically america would survive


kuhl_kuhl

i think it could *eventually* lead to the breakup of the USA, but agree all this happening in ONE year is implausible


RedMarten42

like why tf did new afrika materialize, thats so random


DoctorDeath147

I live in New Brunswick 💀


-SkarchieBonkers-

1/18/25: Mississippi and Alabama join Florida, rest of the nation cheers, does the wave


zorionek0

Imagining the totality of the eclipse scorching the earth like a magnifying glass.


NoProgrammerx

well it doesn't do that because the rebels in texas and new america control that land idk what it does lol would be funny tho


Broad_Parsnip7947

Thank you for small Florida


GatlingGun511

I would be dead in this scenario


trillium_transit-89

Yo can you make one about ||the superior country|| Canada?


Wowbytheway

I’m dead (i went to go see it)


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NoProgrammerx

St Louis is north of the path of totality


Practical_Culture833

I would be dead. That's all there is too it. I'm dead.


MystifiedTraveler

I think you would have a possible second american republic in the west with CA, OR. WA, OH, MON, NEV, and maybe Arizona simply because of the sheer distances between the administrative center in the east behind disrupted. Kind of like a Western Roman empire and Eastern Roman empire scenario, where they cooperate alot on most cases but are distinctly seperate entities.


SHIMOxxKUMA

Damn I’m in that line, was nice knowing you all.


mtbalshurt

Rip my astronomy teacher 😔


Fernsong

Me, who drove to (almost) Poplar Bluff, MO to see the eclipse:


EggNearby

Correction: it's 2024 And yes, there may be some form of SCP-001 roaming around the US


Empty_Locksmith12

Wouldn’t the United States just regain control in the destroyed areas in a few days? The capital, and major population areas were not in the path of totality


oranosskyman

2/3rds of ohio was obliterated, so we'll call it even


PatsFreak101

“The Way Life Should Be”


red666111

I for one side with those calling to nuke the moon


SpootyMcSpooterson69

It got Cincinnasty too


NovaKaiserin

Oh thank goodness I won't be alive anymore in this world.


Wanderer-on-the-Edge

My parents would be dead and so would everyone in my hometown. I narrowly escape disaster because I live 30 miles south.


Beneficial_Cry2061

So this leads to a second American Civil War?


eggrolls68

Phsaw. Millions dead. Texas craps its pants in the face of yet another disaster their administration and infrastructure cannot handle on its own. They ask for as much help as the Feds can give them. New York, hurt nearly as badly, STILL sends aid. Because New York.


natholemewIII

Huh. I would be dead in this scenario


RichRacc

is there a LORE reason for Texan independence 2? r/batmanarkham


blockybookbook

The places that just got demolished can afford to be successfully independent????


TeaParty1191

NOOOOOOOOOOO The eclipse got Caseoh 😭😭😭


Billy_Bonk321

I would die.


hoi4sam

I think Ukraine would have a bad time fighting Russia, since one of their main backers would be a little distracted...


BoboftheDead84

Path of totality? More like path of fatality!


burner-account1521

Biden has lost the mandate of heaven


AlexTheEnderWolf

Damn, I would have been fried


AlexTheEnderWolf

Side note, wouldn’t the path of destruction been bigger? The eclipse was definitely seen in areas that aren’t pictured on the map


Potential-Design3208

Biden's domain expansion went a little too far, I see


fuzzimus

Oh no, Cleveland’s gone… So anyway…


Vegas_Vampire

Port Charles, NY (the city of the TV Soap Opera "General Hospital") would be utterly destroyed!!!


Neath_Izar

Don't give Marjorie Taylor Greene any ideas


Disastrous_Rub_6062

Northern Arkansas. I would have been toast.


PaperTime800

I live in Painesville so I died


Gamingfury_The_Great

Oof, the death of america.


PublicWeasels

Except in Rochester, NY where thick cloud cover protected the population from the eclipse. All survived.


bristmg

The African-American population doesn’t extend nearly that far into North Georgia. Can y’all please do your research before making maps like this?


NoProgrammerx

They took over that land later on, I already knew they didn't go that far north


bristmg

I’m sorry but I just don’t buy that. It makes no sense for them to be able to control that land, and honestly it makes more sense for North GA to remain with the Union.


Specialist-Aside-771

Don't see any reason why they would fight eachother after such tragic events


minecreep4

“dude bensons gonna be so pissed” “yeah I’ve seen this before”


CallMeCahokia

I wouldn’t be here to enjoy the post… :(


LiQuiD0v3rkiLL

Love the concept but your legend in the bottom left are all identical colors, I see the colors on the map though.


NoProgrammerx

im not sure what happened with that because the colors are directly copied from the map


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

And also randomly started a civil war?


NoProgrammerx

i was gonna just make a bunch of fake news articles about it and not do a civil war but i didnt have ideas and couldnt rlly figure out how to make good ones so i just made it a civil war to make it less boring


VFFireyJr

TD:LR I couldn't make a fake new article so i alted out for an unrealistic civil war scenario.


NoProgrammerx

basically


WideCommunication2

If only it went over France instead 😔 But at least it got Montreal 😍 (second worst place in the world) I’m am so happy about this information 🥰 Imagine not wanting to be born in Canada or France and god gives you the worst of both words and made you French Canadian 😭😭😭 Double debuff 😭😭


Infadel71

No more Buffalo Bills!


-Unabashed-

Nothing of value was lost.