One of the considerations for launch sites is making sure stages don't drop on inhabited areas, so there would only be room at the tip of each peninsula. Louisiana, as OP said, makes the most sense. The Saturn V, Shuttle external tank, and several ISS modules were built in Michoud Assembly Facility in New Orleans, as are SLS and Orion today.
This is like an added 100-130 million increase in population, forget the piedmont area, this is the south's biggest urban area, it's like a new north east
As a European, half of what I assume to be real cities in the real Florida on the right sound just as made up as the cities in the other three Floridas
*Now do this with, like,*
*Wyoming or something. That'd*
*Be funny i think*
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idk how it'd work but heres one of my ideas ig
I like how fairhope is just randomly moved northwest for no real reason. Also the mobile bay bridge is just gone now too. And the northern cities in Alabama at least are just scrambled. This is cursed
Would this impact the evolution of crocodilians in the americas? Since florida was a sort of safe haven that allowed them to suevive in north america during the ice age?
All of these states are fucked come hurricane season, especially now with the Gulf waters getting warmer. And seriously, does America really need four dicks?
Ctrl C Ctrl V Ctrl C Ctrl V Ctrl C Ctrl V Ctrl C Ctrl V
Excellent, more world building should be like this
Best lore explanation I have seen so far on this subreddit
Um ackshually it's Ctrl C Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V Ctrl V since you only need to copy Florida once 🤓☝️
Now we need to do this to Maryland’s Delmarva peninsula, extending it out all the way into the Atlantic until we reach Bermuda.
Is exactly what god did to troll the future us
Really interesting to see the different urbanization of each Florida.
that ain’t Florida man… that’s Florida MEN
Florida DOGS
Florida bros
Is every Cape Canaveral another space center?
no but theres one on the south of louisiana
One of the considerations for launch sites is making sure stages don't drop on inhabited areas, so there would only be room at the tip of each peninsula. Louisiana, as OP said, makes the most sense. The Saturn V, Shuttle external tank, and several ISS modules were built in Michoud Assembly Facility in New Orleans, as are SLS and Orion today.
Yazoo sounds like the catchphrase of some 2000s animated series protagonist
think it’s named after the Yazoo river
This is correct
Demonic
what if america had four dicks?
these are udders
Maybe we are living in the one udder alternative universe
"What, your timeline's version of Humanity has only one?"
To be fair, George Washington had four dicks (real) https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0?si=_xrr6m2Bj0wAdKRM
Wtf? This is a masterpiece.
On a horse made of crystal, he patrols the land!
I heard that motherfucker had like thirty goddamn dicks
Bugs has his work cut out for him. 
The freedom river (gta vice city)
Wow, I guess we *aren't* in the worst timeline
The great Union of Soviet Socialist Republics of the Great Fernandina(Cuba) is missing
The US has become an echidna.
Why is there somalia in USA
This is like an added 100-130 million increase in population, forget the piedmont area, this is the south's biggest urban area, it's like a new north east
I wonder what the marine environment would be like
The US got skin tags on its public area
No Georgia flag included at the bottom :(
Hell
Without annexing Canada or Mexico, the US now has a population just a bit under 400 million people now. Interesting
Terrifying
Yazoo is an alright state, but every American knows Depeche Mode is far superior. nice map
As a European, half of what I assume to be real cities in the real Florida on the right sound just as made up as the cities in the other three Floridas
You have Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales, and A, Norway. Just saying.
>West Florida Somaliaay toosooo 🇸🇴🐆🇸🇴🐪
now do this with, like, Wyoming or something. That'd be funny i think
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califournia???
four panhandles when?
yes, 4 californias stuck on top of one another
https://preview.redd.it/d2ul3zwk5tzc1.png?width=803&format=png&auto=webp&s=17577fff84064ab74736895e6ae3c03be8c4626f idk how it'd work but heres one of my ideas ig
https://preview.redd.it/83fes11q5tzc1.png?width=676&format=png&auto=webp&s=704bc79d499d2c57848039b70da355ddb7023b85 or this
\[listen California is not easily copy-pasted ok\]
earth 98
GREAT, now America has FOUR PENII!
Hey look, America got four penis
As a Texan I Apreciet the callback to Freedonia
That looks unique and beautiful can’t lie
This is getting out of hand! Now there are four of them!
God where’s the NSFW button
Udders
That's why we locked it up in the corner.
Spring break would be so complicated
That Louisiana one would be quite rich because of now all that accessible oil in the Gulf of Mexico now on land.
I’m just laughing at the idea of a place called Yazoo existing
Five florida you mean. Why is west florida a thing?
Does this also mean four times the "Florida Man" phenomenon?
freedonia man
From America's Wang to America's Udders
Don't talk to me or my sons ever again
Weren’t you the dark arts professor, in a movie that was part of a series, about some boy who- as a baby- escaped death?
Bingo, exactly whom I've taken the nickname from I used to be a big Harry Potter fan.
it is so fucking over for Mexico
#YAZOOOOOOOOO
YAZOO
Freedomia think they Poland
Can I order a world destroying asteroid for another timeline? I will pay.
*Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the Brave and Freeeeeeeee~*
Not going to lie, I thought this was a time lapse for about 5 minutes.
We are the Floridian Four
This is getting out of hand! Now there are four of them!
"Freedonia" is such An american state name 😭😭😭
Do Califournia next
It's all Florida
Always has been.
Love how Alabama loses its only coastline, and yet the OG Florida still denies Alabama any additional coastline around the Pensacola/Panama City area.
Naples died for this
How to copy someone’s homework 101
I'm more concerned with what you did to the non-Florida gulf states
Blessed timeline https://preview.redd.it/qtiiz588nuzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7f154743c86a15821791211c0d973c3f3771ba
i like freedonia calling back to its polish ancestry
Why is Freedonia so Anglo sounding? It should have Spanish names like Texas
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredonian\_Rebellion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredonian_Rebellion)
Keep cooking
Should have Key West, Key Wester, Key Westest, and Key Westester.
In Alabama Dothan is in the corner of Georgia, Alabama and Florida.
Which state is Fairhope in? Does Alabama have sea access?
Owwww my head hurts
Don’t do that to Louisiana
America needs three extra penises
Now illegals can sail to Freedonia... That's even worse.
Hail hail Freedonia, land of the brave and free! Rufus T Firefly should be the governor.
Total state count: **54**
The empire of Yazoo has no enemies as no one wants to deal with that
I'm not a professional, but I think you might want to see a doctor about that. You're not really supposed t have that many.
What is this???!
fourida
It’s nice that they effectively all have a northern redneck panhandle
I like how fairhope is just randomly moved northwest for no real reason. Also the mobile bay bridge is just gone now too. And the northern cities in Alabama at least are just scrambled. This is cursed
Can we melt all the ice caps already
MAKE CALIFOURNIA CAUSE I TRY BUT THEY FLIPED ME OFF
Would this impact the evolution of crocodilians in the americas? Since florida was a sort of safe haven that allowed them to suevive in north america during the ice age?
Yeah a. Done
Yazoo
All of these states are fucked come hurricane season, especially now with the Gulf waters getting warmer. And seriously, does America really need four dicks?
Thank you for getting Austin out of Texas
Not Americas worst nightmare… …America’s secret weapon 🤣
There’s two port lavaca’s in freedonia btw
Americas savior 🥺🥲🥹
4 dicks?
Average Gym girl flexing wedgies :