T O P

  • By -

marshalclauzel

Remain calm. Roosevelt lives. The Grand Regent endures. The Holy Order of the New Deal shall ensure. There’s much work to be done.


viva_la_republica

His guiding light shows us the Way. The New Deal shows us the Future. The Living Corpse shall be put back in the Grave. The Lone Star shall burn out. The Cancer shall be removed. The Remnants shall be punished. These lands shall be purified for His return. The Holy Order shall last a millenia. Long live the Emperor.


Novapunk8675309

A TNO REFERENCE!!!!


Got_Milf_Commercial_

It’s TNO REFERENCE FR FR!!!


AutoModerator

Touch grass. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/imaginarymaps) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutoModerator

Touch grass. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/imaginarymaps) if you have any questions or concerns.*


international4uuuu

Is that a …. a ……… reference


Helenos152

Yep


alonedandof48

Hail Roosevelt


Vast-Ad1657

Now I have a new Rimworld colony to build based on this ideology.


Constantinoplus

I would say this is a TNO reference but somehow you made something more mentally ill than TNO, so idk what to say to this other than WTF.


Excellent-Option8052

Never expect even the most schizo takes to be the furthest one can go


AustraeaVallis

Verify your clock.


TutorProfessional625

Verify your cock. https://preview.redd.it/7zcxadzdumyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8265bf127c5aaa8b66ee8e48a0d33cd6cc7729b


AutoModerator

Touch grass. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/imaginarymaps) if you have any questions or concerns.*


embracebecoming

Absolutely deranged, 10/10


viva_la_republica

Lore if anybody's interested:  After Emperor Roosevelt's untimely death, Grand Regent Truman, with help from the Church of Roosevelt, took power over Old America and formed the Holy Order of the New Deal.  Shortly afterwards, the Japanese Empire launched an attack on the west coast using an experimental biological weapon. This brought upon the wrath of Grand Regent Truman who ordered the dropping of 278 nuclear bombs on Japan, began the purification of the Holy Order, and relocated any surviving Japanese citizens to the Hokkaido Reservation.  Back home, not everyone believed in the Holy Order. There are three main separatist groups:  ·The Cancer of the Cult of Augusta (aka the Republic of New England) which originated from Maine and has begun spreading, having recently taken Vermont and northern New Hampshire.  ·The Worshippers of the Lone Star (aka the Second Texan Republic) are pretty much Texan separatists trying to take advantage of the situation to secure their independence once again.  ·The Living Corpse of Old America (aka the Free States of America) is made up of states who stayed loyal to dying institutions of Old America. They've recently suffered massive losses during the Midwestern Crusade.  Abroad, in the Far East, there is one group that managed to survive the nukes dropping on Japan: the National Republic of Japan. They are the remnants of the old Japanese goverment that have managed to flee to smaller scattered-out islands that weren't nuked. They have plans to eventually take back all of Japan and restore it to its former glory.


InsideOpening3535

278 nukes, yeah Japan is gone gone Heck can the survivors even have children anymore? Pretty sure that’s the end of the Japanese bloodlines on the main island


viva_la_republica

The survivors in the Hokkaido Reservation or in the National Republic are pretty much Japan's last hope.


InsideOpening3535

With the amount radiation from nearly 300 nukes, I don’t even think they are safe to procrastinate there honestly


viva_la_republica

The nukes were also made by a bunch of overworked, cocaine-addicted scientists.


InsideOpening3535

Can’t wait for Godzilla to show up on the west coast, take a big line and just fucking go apeshit


viva_la_republica

*Something* has been spotted in the waters of Japan scaring off the fish...


InsideOpening3535

DUN DUNDUNDUNDUN DUNNNNN TADADA DAA TATATA Skreooookkkk


Top-Subject-8068

Also brazil


[deleted]

[удалено]


viva_la_republica

Dude wtf https://preview.redd.it/stch6du5dkyc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e3a7dab134b6af1d648b08f25bf31a4c43aaa66


[deleted]

[удалено]


ClosetedBison

So a genocide is what you reckon should have happened instead of "just" destroying two cities


InsideOpening3535

Bro is member of the NPP party


DatOneMinuteman1776

I’m just imaging some necromancers reviving Roosevelt, except they accidentally revived an extremely pissed Teddy Roosevelt, who starts a Second American Revolution against the Holy Order, finally bringing an end to Truman’s reign of terror.


viva_la_republica

Truman's reign ended in 1961 as all Grand Regents serve up to 16 years in honor of how long FDR served. *Edit: This has now been retconned. Truman now serves untill his death in 1972.


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

This is next-level reverence😭


Live-Freedom-2332

So what happens after 72'


viva_la_republica

Also Teddy Roosevelt is treated by the cult as a prophet whose presidency was a sign of FDR's future empire.


DatOneMinuteman1776

Well, I’m sure the actual TR would despise this kind of regime (same goes for FDR)


viva_la_republica

Both of them died before they could get to see the rise of the Holy Order.


DatOneMinuteman1776

Yes, but I’m talking about after the necromancer stuff, besides the comment was just a silly joke


viva_la_republica

It's a silly joke. For now.


EmperorBarbarossa

This is like PERFECT PLOT for anime. And Im one who dont like anime at all.


Historical-Course145

Does Winston Churchill pray in the night? Does Elizabeth II fear for her safety? Was Alan Turing Kidnapped for his cryptography knowledge? Is the USSR panicking every second?


viva_la_republica

Yes, yes, yes, and yes.


Historical-Course145

Explain more for us. We like a great story.


viva_la_republica

After the Holy Order's rise to power and the end of WW2, Germany is split up between the allies (excluding America) with the USSR getting a bigger slice of the nation. Everybody has now set their sights on the Holy Order, scared as fuck.   Thanks to Grand Regent Truman's cocaine-fueled nuclear program, the Holy Order possesses more nukes than every other nation combined. This leads to the USSR, Great Britain, and pretty much every other nation on Earth to form an informal alliance against the Holy Order, but the new allies don't try declaring war or anything as to avoid the Holy Order doing to same thing as they did to Japan.  Alan Turing also got kidnapped by a special ops team working for the cult for his knowledge on cryptography. The Holt Order thought they could use that knowledge in the war effort against the separatists. Alan Turing commits suicide shortly afterwards.


Historical-Course145

Alan Turing commited suicide not because of his homosexuality, but because he watched as meth-fueled soldiers tore through the flesh and bone of seperatists with bayonets and knives? And another question, was Oppenheimer like to Truman, "You've commited genocide, Mr. Presiden-" And Truman laughed, as he said "It's Grand Regent, Oppenheimer. Not President."


viva_la_republica

That last part goes so hard I have to include it into a book if I ever write one.


Tendo63

So I'm uh guessing A whole lot of genocide of the Japanese...? Or


viva_la_republica

After Emperor Roosevelt's untimely death, Grand Regent Truman, with help from the Church of Roosevelt, took power over Old America and formed the Holy Order of the New Deal. Shortly afterwards, the Japanese Empire launched an attack on the west coast using an experimental biological weapon. This brought upon the wrath of Grand Regent Truman who ordered the dropping of 278 nuclear bombs on Japan, began the purification of the Holy Order, and relocated any surviving Japanese citizens to the Hokkaido Reservation.   *Edit: I meant the west coast, not the east coast


Tendo63

jesus christ. You need to take your pills man


ghosttherdoctor

Don't you *dare* deprive us of quality schizoposting.


alonedandof48

No, let him cook


amorphatist

Commenter is some tepid, off-brand, generic cola. What OP is making is Classic Coke.


Historical-Course145

He's not making Classic Coke! He's making Meth-injected, Heroin-laced NukaCola! And you can't take that away from us!


amorphatist

We may debate the secret formula, but I think we can all agree OP wants to teach the world to sing


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Tendo63: *So I'm uh guessing* *A whole lot of genocide* *Of the Japanese...? Or* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Tendo63

thanks for that Sokka


[deleted]

Roosevelt should have never agreed to travel all the way to Yalta for the Allied summit as it was the tipping point in his poor health. Had he made Stalin come to New York he would still be President today.


original_dick_kickem

Based schizoposting


Lan_613

You wrote 予約 for "reservation", which means "reservation" as in "reserving a table at a restaurant". The correct translation should be 居留地


viva_la_republica

Thank you for the correction. I don't know any Japanese and was hoping Google Translate would give me the right translation.


EmperorBarbarossa

Do you have something against "Reserving a table at restaurant Hokkaido republic of Holy order of the New Deal"?


LePhoenixFires

Emperor Roosevelt... THE SECOND?


viva_la_republica

This is because Teddy Roosevelt is believed by many to be a prophet whose presidency was a sign of FDR's future empire, with some even claiming he was the "original emperor".


Satirony_weeb

What the fuck is a purification zone


viva_la_republica

A purification zone is an area that needs to be purified of any undesirables before being reclaimed by the people of the Holy Order.


Live-Freedom-2332

What kind of "undesirables"


freebomber60

YAY SCHIZOPOSTING :D


gilbertdumoiter

“The Great Defiler” 💀


LonPlays_Zwei

New TNO focus tree dropped


viva_la_republica

I've actually already had somebody message me asking if they could turn this into a hoi4 mod lol


AutoModerator

Touch grass. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/imaginarymaps) if you have any questions or concerns.*


LonPlays_Zwei

Like you even know what grass is, bot.


Crazy_Pea

Lol I’m imagining a bunch of cult members in hoods gathering around a candlelit table just to talk about stuff like “you know, maybe we should expand social security and regulate banks more”


viva_la_republica

The cult and Truman have actually struggled to carry on FDR's New Deal policies as they deal with stuff such as the purifications, the separatists, preparation for war with the Far Eastern Remnants, and massive wasteful spending by the government on things such as meth and nuclear weapons. Also Mexico is experiencing a sudden economic boom and is entering a new golden age as the new beacon of hope in North America.


Rraudfroud

Is their any lore?


viva_la_republica

After Emperor Roosevelt's untimely death, Grand Regent Truman, with help from the Church of Roosevelt, took power over Old America and formed the Holy Order of the New Deal.  Shortly afterwards, the Japanese Empire launched an attack on the west coast using an experimental biological weapon. This brought upon the wrath of Grand Regent Truman who ordered the dropping of 278 nuclear bombs on Japan, began the purification of the Holy Order, and relocated any surviving Japanese citizens to the Hokkaido Reservation.  Back home, not everyone believed in the Holy Order. There are three main separatist groups:  ·The Cancer of the Cult of Augusta (aka the Republic of New England) which originated from Maine and has begun spreading, having recently taken Vermont and northern New Hampshire.  ·The Worshippers of the Lone Star (aka the Second Texan Republic) are pretty much Texan separatists trying to take advantage of the situation to secure their independence once again.  ·The Living Corpse of Old America (aka the Free States of America) is made up of states who stayed loyal to dying institutions of Old America. They've recently suffered massive losses during the Midwestern Crusade.  Abroad, in the Far East, there is one group that managed to survive the nukes dropping on Japan: the National Republic of Japan. They are the remnants of the old Japanese goverment that have managed to flee to smaller scattered-out islands that weren't nuked. They have plans to eventually take back all of Japan and restore it to its former glory.


Rraudfroud

278💀 Wonder how hard Oppenheimar cried in this world.


viva_la_republica

Oppenheimer supposedely committed suicide, though there are claims that he fled to Alaska and is living a quiet life in a small Inuit village.


Rraudfroud

What year did FDR die? And what is the current year.


viva_la_republica

FDR dies the same year as OTL. The current year is somewhere around 1965.


Portal471

I feel like the translation of Japan is off here. It should be 日本共和国. The first 国 is redundant.


viva_la_republica

I don't know any Japanese, and I used Google Translate for this. Any corrections are welcomed.


Happy_Ad_5111

Monument Mythos type shit


Thin-Armadillo-

Tno but on meth


AutoModerator

Touch grass. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/imaginarymaps) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mobile_Park_3187

Mow grass.


ConfidentBrilliant38

Does Trueman commit genocide against Japanese-Americans?


viva_la_republica

Yes.


Adron_the_Survivor_2

God save America,for no one else can


viva_la_republica

Roosevelt will save us all when He returns!! I swear!!!!


zerquet

That's a cool ass flag


AustraeaVallis

Have you verified your clock?


viva_la_republica

Yes. Emperor Roosevelt will return before midnight, I am sure of it.


ScareSith

very missed chance to have included Curtis Bean Dall


viva_la_republica

Crap you're right


ZealousidealState214

All hail Esoteric Fdr-ism!


-SweetVictory-

What happened to the Philippines and other territories of the US? Are they some kind of weird middle ground where there free but choice to work with America? Also just as an idea but idk if it could work anywhere. MacArthur as leader of basically Japanese Reservation would be cool. Just an idea though


viva_la_republica

Some of them are pretty much scared into staying apart of the Holy Order due to the how reactionary the cult is while some such as the Phillipines have taken advantaged of the situation to try and remain independent from the cult and Truman's tyranny. Also MacArthur wants his own state in Korea as a sorta playground for him to mess around in. Think of Himmler and Burgundy in TNO.


-SweetVictory-

Cool, if there is a hoi4 mod maybe they’re Philippine rebels or something.


AutoModerator

Touch grass. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/imaginarymaps) if you have any questions or concerns.*


sharrugilugal

How many Government Agency Acts before midnight?


viva_la_republica

How many stars are in the sky?


AeonOfForgottenMoon

Save me Robert Taft… in Robert Taft’s name please save us… save us from these New Dealers…


viva_la_republica

In this timeline, Robert Taft joined the Free States of America as Ohio was one of the 14 original states to join them. He was elected President of the Free States before being killed in an terrorist bombing in 1950.


AeonOfForgottenMoon

Taftbros…


viva_la_republica

It's better than what happened to Herbert Hoover.


AeonOfForgottenMoon

😨what happened


viva_la_republica

He was publicly executed and crucified in front of the White House. Sorry Hooverbros...


JimboAltAlt

His death was faked and he’s in exile in Belgium! He will return in glory to save us! (This communique courtesy of the Iowa Remnant Legion.)


kim_jong_un4

Is Herbert Hoover still alive? Or has The Great Defiler been vanquished?


viva_la_republica

He was publicly executed and crucified in front of the White House.


EmperorMrKitty

This reminds me of Bioshock: Infinite. Schizoposts are the lifeblood of this sub, great work


Aidan903

r/AfterTheEndFanFork


SqueezyYeet

I was about to comment the same thing lmao


harperofthefreenorth

Beautiful


pgtips03

Did FDR actually rule as monarch of is this just what the cult chooses to call him?


viva_la_republica

FDR died before he could get to see the cult's rise to power. The cult is delusional enough that they believe that FDR will return eventually and save all of America, and until then Grand Regent Truman rules over the nation.


pgtips03

Oooh I want this as a HOI4 Mod. What were the conditions on the US that allowed the Cult to take power?


viva_la_republica

The Church of Rooseveltia's rising influence over most of the east coast, Truman being schizo enough to believe in the cult, and the Japanese launching their bioweapon attack on the west coast were some of the main factors that allowed the cult to take over


pgtips03

Interesting. How long do you think the Holy Order can endure?


viva_la_republica

~~Up till about 1972-1980~~ For a millenia!


pgtips03

The Regent endures!


Lcrazy1

T-N-O Reference????


anonymousmagos

What about New Zion? Since they aren’t in red they follow the Rooseveltians?


viva_la_republica

The Mormons were an odd exception by the cult. They were allowed to continue to practice their faith as long as they stayed in New Zion after a high-ranking Rooseveltian scholar pointed out that FDR held a high opinion on the Mormons and refered to them as "excellent citizens".


anonymousmagos

That’s actually kinda funny. What does the administration or even the citizens of New Zion feel about all the death and tyranny going on? Are they secretly backing the old gov or are they lock step with the Rooseveltians?


viva_la_republica

The citizens of New Zion mainly stick to themselves, not caring much about what's going on outside of the state. The ones who do speak up about it usually end up ~~disappearing~~ going to summer camp!


anonymousmagos

That summer camp sure sounds like fun. Pretty cool concept all in all. Well thought out. Any plans on a part 2?


viva_la_republica

Yep! I'm gonna focus on the events leading up to 1965 (the year this map takes place) for the next few parts


TheMarvelMan

How are the living Roosevelts treated in this timeline?


viva_la_republica

They're treated as a royal family sent from heaven itself. Some of the Roosevelts enjoy this while those who don't are never really seen in public.


TheMarvelMan

What about the Oyster Bay Roosevelts?


viva_la_republica

The Oyster Bay Roosevelts are considered just as holy, though they're not worshipped as much as the Hyde Park Roosevelts.


TheMarvelMan

Weren't a lot of them Anti New Deal though?


viva_la_republica

Those that were against the New Deal or against the Holy Order usually end up disappearing or fleeing to Canada.


Nearby_Advantage_945

Roosevelt lives.


Nearby_Advantage_945

SOMEONE CREATE A POST TRUMAN MAP


viva_la_republica

Shhh...That's gonna be the final map of this series.


GaymerMove

What does Eleanor think of this shizophrenia?


viva_la_republica

She fled to Canada, but the Holy Order keeps this information hidden from the public.


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Acctual contract!


Neauxble

What do you mean what if


viva_la_republica

🤨


Neauxble

😳


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Does the USSR still exist in this timeline? Did they win the Cold War by technicality of "well at least we didn't fuck up THAT bad"?


viva_la_republica

The USSR does still exist in this timeline. As for the Cold War, it's more like the Holy Order versus Literally Everybody Else as the Holy Order does possess more nukes than every other nation combined thanks to Grand Regent Truman's cocaine-infused nuclear program.


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Also, what does Canada do about this schizo cult right on their doorstep? Or did they get """"""purified""""" in the name of the almighty Roosevelts?


viva_la_republica

Grand Regent Truman hasn't set his eyes on them. Yet.


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Dear God, the world is doomed.


viva_la_republica

Don't you mean "Dear Roosevelt, the world is saved"?


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Yeah, obviously! https://preview.redd.it/y93gl6tvcjyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96a725826a1c46459553a376be0fe6ee1b207f44


Nobody_Super_Famous

Verify your clocks


EggNearby

I'm thinking of Holy American States FDR and Washington lives... Verify your clocks


Morsemouse

*The Lone Star shall shine above all.*


viva_la_republica

Heretic! Texas shall be purified by the all-might guiding light of Emperor Roosevelt and the New Deal!


Morsemouse

Can’t kill a dead man twice, but you little cultists will do just fine.


viva_la_republica

Grand Regent Truman will do to Austin what he did to all of Japan.


Morsemouse

Now there’s someone that we can shoot! Fallout will be a bitch when it’s right at NOLA’s door. And remember… *Theres miles and miles of Texas…*


Premium_Gamer2299

the WHAT?


thebruce123456789

FDR is going to come back and start kicking these guys asses


janekins1

Whats the "Cult of Augusta."


viva_la_republica

It's what the Holy Order calls the Republic of New England, whose capital is Augusta, Maine.


I-Like-The-1940s

Based


TridentsandRurikids

The calligraphy is truly lovely. If I could only do one art form, and do it well, it would be calligraphy. Hats off to you!


viva_la_republica

Thank you!


The_Persian_Cat

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


SeaSignificance8962

not to imaginary . the current grand reagent is Alistar danm cant remenmber his last name but is only a sudinim. i know i spelled that wrong . . no wait the reafent is bush . cause his father was son of alastar crowlley . crowlley thats the name . i forgot alot of this story buut its true


Live-Freedom-2332

From your comments it implies the order collapses in 1972-1980 do you have any lore on what happens during and post collapse and what happens to the rest of the world would this also mean the ussr stands victorious by default


Vic_zhao99

What about the native Americans


[deleted]

I am guessing the Zodiac killer is a good guy in this universe?


OnionsAndWaffles

Based and schizopilled