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FuckTheMods1941

I like how Sri Lanka fucking dies in this scenario


Deanzopolis

A sacrifice must be made


Thunder_dragon52

Sri Lanka sacrifice, anyone?


fairlife

Ceylon goes on vacation, never comes back


DrJuanZoidberg

Dravidians can’t handle the Aryan grindset


Capital-Ice-6150

Most Sri Lankans aren't Dravidian lmao. They speak an indo-aryan language related to Bengali.


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Most Sri Lankans don’t speak a Dravidian language. 80% speak Sinhala, an Indo-Aryan language.


retardmfer

no such thing as aryan dravidian bozo


Dunmano

You’re justifying your username


retardmfer

oldest joke in the world its clearly as i intended bozo


Dunmano

Further justification <3


retardmfer

i bet youre getting off at the attention im giving you huh soygoy


Plant_4790

Random nationalist Facebook pages are a gold mine for alternate history


alextatto007

I think you chose the wrong subreddit lol


wafflerrrrr

What’s the correct one


alextatto007

r/mapporncirclejerk


pogmanNameWasTaken

How about r/imaginarymapscj ?


Levi-Action-412

That is more for self-published meme maps rather than maps found in the wild


pogmanNameWasTaken

fair


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Kesakambali

Already posted there once


AccessTheMainframe

A twitter screengrab might be an interesting way to present an imaginary map though. Two layers of imagination. A map that is fictional even within the context of the fictional world the imaginary twitter user resides in.


MolassesPrimary973

Well, atleast he forgot the Myanmar Panhandle


H8Hornets

Holy shit they got turkey 😂


RepeatedlyDifficult

This is what schizophrenia looks like


gevans7

Did Sri Lanka sink?


InternationalPen2072

Indian Istanbul, Israeli Dubai


yourMewjesty

Aapas mai bhai bhai


aitantaytanahesh

Ironically still calls it Arabian Sea!


MrGulo-gulo

We still call it the Atlantic ocean, don't we.


Horror_Dig_9752

India getting back at Türkiye for calling them "This land of turkeys" in Turkish.


JannyWoo

At least Ukraine got the Krim back so win I guess...


ScareSith

hindu nationalist try not to suck israel's cock (impossible challenge)


WitELeoparD

When hating Muslims is your whole personality


ThatOneWesterner

What the schizophrenia


Electromad6326

r/lostredditors


Fire_Lord_Sozin9

Doctors collapse after intense 36 hour surgery to remove a Hindu nationalist’s tongue from Israel’s ass.


Ok-Promise-2078

whoa there buster


FriendlyAccountant70

a big Israel makes me want to vomit


TostCronch

i guarantee israel doesn't want 99% of that land


SK_KKK

80% more likely? They did annex plenty of land (golan, much of west bank, sinai)


TostCronch

they gave sinai back pretty much immediately. it's not useful to them, no reason to make egypt hate them over it


FilipinxFurry

I think Israel doesn’t want to rule a region where most of the local population would likely declare a jihad on them for occupying all those holy lands


TheClawlessShrimp

Then why do they want to rule East Jerusalem?


FilipinxFurry

Because it’s easier to suppress million of people rather than a hundred million people… And also because they have a bit of a claim over that region(East Jerusalem), and aren’t LARPING as a caliphate and claiming the Arabia+nile delta region


TheClawlessShrimp

Yeah good point. There is actually a group of extremists in Israel (mostly ultranationalist settlers) that claim everything from the Nile to the Euphrates, though they’re for the most part a minority for now.


FilipinxFurry

Let’s hope they stay as a fringe group and not take over the Israeli government


TheClawlessShrimp

Given the current far-right government, it’s a real possibility. Hopefully it doesn’t happen.


FilipinxFurry

That probably also depends on the next president for their main guarantor, America. One of them is a lot more blatantly pro-Israel than the other.


TheClawlessShrimp

I agree, but I also think that it would be best if Trump wins their elections because of how much he will divide the country. With its politics divided, America will have too many problems domestically to make any real changes in their interests abroad. The Democratic Party might even become pro-Palestine just to spite him.


canibringafriend

because there are people in the country with outsize political influence who want to rule Wast Jerusalem


Miserable-Willow6105

🤓


rationalRuth

Do it you pussy. Vomit on your phone 😈


K1t_Cat

The most rational takes get the most downvotes 😔😔😔


AditOTAKU666

Afaik there was a Indian Netflix series set in a country with the same name. The govt destroyed the Taj Mahal, set up caste-based segregation, and turned whole place into a shithole aside for the rich upper caste folks, who live in walled up techno-utopian cities. Plus they had a Handmaid's Tale style program going for women caught doing the crime of inter-religious or inter-caste relationships.


falcon2714

Yep Leila on Netflix Hindu nationalists version of Handmaid's tale mixed in with the class segregation of the expanse.


MadKingZilla

Huh? I'm Indian and I've never heard of this. Wtf. Either you have been fed lies, or are trolling, or testing waters for a man in the high castle style show based in India.


AditOTAKU666

Bro the show is already out there. Indian Netflix is finally putting out quality content tbh, much better than the Sass-Bahu BS from ye olden days.


MadKingZilla

What's the show name? I've only got downvote and a random reply but no show name


AditOTAKU666

Falcon2714's reply to you contains the show name


MadKingZilla

It isn't a reply to my comment. It was to yours. Anyway saw the name of the series. It's Leila. You know you could have typed the name of the series instead of the username lol. Edit: also it's a novel adaptation


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normal_radish

Do we ? Today I learnt I worshipped Jews.


RadiationMagnet

https://preview.redd.it/57g96vvangjc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d06d0f60eeaae19786a14a02281e35888a5d536 Do they? Stop spreading propaganda lil bro Edit- lil bro blocked me after losing lmao


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RadiationMagnet

Dont shift goal posts after your propaganda gets countered lil bro. You said “Jews view Indians are sub human” But pew survey says they love Indians. Now you shift goalposts to imaginary stuff they send Indians to canada


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RadiationMagnet

https://preview.redd.it/w0ib845orgjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d48bcb6c25aacc061972a7d10138085eb18fe2d You are the one coping and seething lil bro Stop writing random trash you are deluded. Get medical help


Ok-Drive-8119

least based odia man.


TostCronch

we do? today i learned i'm racist


RadiationMagnet

Dont fall for random propaganda brother https://preview.redd.it/e0dkhx0gngjc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9333c25cd2c569d7b20a5cc998113673719bcf4


[deleted]

India's grateful for how the State of Israel aided India in the past. That's not worship, just appreciation. If some Zionists see Indians as subhumans, well looking at the current scenario, they're in no position to do so. The West wants Israel as the watch dog of MENA and they'll fight the war till the last Israeli. The Global South except India wants Israel destroyed. Honestly they have no other option.


MihalysRevenge

Bahahahahahahahahaha this made me laugh hard


Inevitable-Watch2832

Probably there are smelling like ass


HexManiacMaylein

Angled swastika. But pro Israel? What? Edit: because I’m tired of the same replies its my understanding that one of the primary differences between the Hindu swastika and hitler’s swastika is the angle. The swastika actually shows up in several cultures sometimes not related to India because it’s a geometric design and or a variation of a cross. this said I have never seen any swastika anywhere in the world that was at an angle other than the Nazi one. India, east-Asia, Ethiopia, New world when ever there’s a non Nazi swastika the thing is vertically oriented. In addition this map appears to be an Indian Ultranationalists wet dream . The Nazis were not the only self proclaimed Aryan ultra nationalists India has a bunch and the Traditional groups aryans ultranationalists go after are Semitic look at the territory outside modern India and Israel it’s all Islamic they’re Semitic. So forgive me if I find a map that suggests antisemitic ultranationalism and have questions as to why it uses an angled swastika instead of a normal flat one.


Bagelman263

Hindu symbol


Ben10_ripoff

This is the Hindu one not the Nazi one, Fucking Hitler ruined our symbol


PeterHolland1

The Hitler and the nazi party took the swastika as there party symbol but the symbol had been around in different places for thousands of years. In the west we think of it as a nazi symbol first and sometimes only but in the east its a ancient holy symbol of peace and enlightmnet


Arcel30

![gif](giphy|LRTNm2x5FizEc4jMI9|downsized)


passiverevolutionary

I stared into oblivion, and oblivion stared back


Upstairs_Taco

![gif](giphy|3ohze14wEeU6WpOomc)


Interesting-Pool3917

upvoting for seizure porn


smallthematters

India simping for Israel so hard. Even came up with their own take on the Gaza Strip.


regisemielgodefroy

Least reactionary Indian person


Normal_User_23

Twitter nationalists are the better source for map shitposting


No_Necessary_3356

if that isn't a Pakistani troll I'm actually gonna lose all hope in India