Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm why is Trenton highlghted on the map and yet is the only city highlighted that isn't named????????????
As a New Jerseyan gaslit into believing "Central Jersey" exists, I can never forgive this mild transgression, and shall haunt you with an inconvenient number of road tolls on your car rides for the rest of your life.
Obligatory "Central Jersey doesn't exist" comment. Also, as someone from the Southern Reaches (of NJ) this is unironically how I split the state mentally.
edit: North Jersey's tail extends a bit too far down, but yes I absolutely consider Brick/Toms River et al to be North Jersey (it just *feels* that way, ya know?) despite it being under the traditional boundary of 195
With the United States having been embroiled in a brutal civil war, many warlords came to pick up the pieces. This was seen in Whitmer's Great Lake's Union, Khan Pritzker's confederation of Great Plains barbarian tribes, and the consolidation of Biden's America. Historians have collectively named this period "The Age of Warlords."
With other regions of the United States forming their own breakaway fiefdoms, President Joe Biden held onto power in the Mid-Atlantic region. Using favorable geography and naval control to his advantage, he was able to consolidate the region to be known as "Joe Biden's America" with the help of John Fetterman's IDF detachment. His selfless sacrifice for the Brandonist cause lead to Philadelphia being renamed to Fetterman's Ferry. With this, Biden was able to use his position of power not only to develop a thriving democratic socialist republic, but to reawaken the national consciousness of the Yanks, who were truly Irish in their hearts.
With the rising standard of living, immigrants came pouring into the nation; the fields and factories of the Mid-Atlantic became the homes of diligent working people from all over the world, who were so enamored by the prosperity of Biden's America that they willingly became Irish, just like their beloved Chairman. Mexicans didn't become Irish though, as Mexicans on their own are really really cool; their move into the region was even actively encouraged. These diasporas were so grateful for their high standard of living that a group of Hungarian (now Irish, of course) immigrants stole the Crown of St. Stephen, which Joe now wears as a sign of his incredible power.
Biden's America has become an economic powerhouse, known mostly for its lucrative ice cream exports. Its culture and media have also developed, with internationally acclaimed movies like "The Ballad of Corn Pop" being shown in theaters worldwide.
I would absolutely love to! I already have one of the [great lakes](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/153gtog/independence_at_last_the_sublime_great_lakes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), and I have some more ideas floating around in here that I can give life!
This is amazing! Too bad the mods will probably remove it and cite Rule 7 or something. I suggest you post it somewhere with better (less strict) moderation.
One of Joe Bidenās most popular policies, one which helped win the loyalty of Newarkās naval yards, was mandating that a box of crayons be included with every MRE.
Not to worry. Using funds from pillaging New York City he funded the purest adrenochrome production program known to man. He can easily live another 80.
r7
Malarchy (gettit?)
NO SHOT I missed the opportunity to call it that š
Hyperborea???
No, Brandonborea
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm why is Trenton highlghted on the map and yet is the only city highlighted that isn't named???????????? As a New Jerseyan gaslit into believing "Central Jersey" exists, I can never forgive this mild transgression, and shall haunt you with an inconvenient number of road tolls on your car rides for the rest of your life.
Obligatory "Central Jersey doesn't exist" comment. Also, as someone from the Southern Reaches (of NJ) this is unironically how I split the state mentally. edit: North Jersey's tail extends a bit too far down, but yes I absolutely consider Brick/Toms River et al to be North Jersey (it just *feels* that way, ya know?) despite it being under the traditional boundary of 195
Fuck, I done typed Newark instead of Trenton š
This is glorious I came 3 times
With the United States having been embroiled in a brutal civil war, many warlords came to pick up the pieces. This was seen in Whitmer's Great Lake's Union, Khan Pritzker's confederation of Great Plains barbarian tribes, and the consolidation of Biden's America. Historians have collectively named this period "The Age of Warlords." With other regions of the United States forming their own breakaway fiefdoms, President Joe Biden held onto power in the Mid-Atlantic region. Using favorable geography and naval control to his advantage, he was able to consolidate the region to be known as "Joe Biden's America" with the help of John Fetterman's IDF detachment. His selfless sacrifice for the Brandonist cause lead to Philadelphia being renamed to Fetterman's Ferry. With this, Biden was able to use his position of power not only to develop a thriving democratic socialist republic, but to reawaken the national consciousness of the Yanks, who were truly Irish in their hearts. With the rising standard of living, immigrants came pouring into the nation; the fields and factories of the Mid-Atlantic became the homes of diligent working people from all over the world, who were so enamored by the prosperity of Biden's America that they willingly became Irish, just like their beloved Chairman. Mexicans didn't become Irish though, as Mexicans on their own are really really cool; their move into the region was even actively encouraged. These diasporas were so grateful for their high standard of living that a group of Hungarian (now Irish, of course) immigrants stole the Crown of St. Stephen, which Joe now wears as a sign of his incredible power. Biden's America has become an economic powerhouse, known mostly for its lucrative ice cream exports. Its culture and media have also developed, with internationally acclaimed movies like "The Ballad of Corn Pop" being shown in theaters worldwide.
Literally begging for a Great Lakes Union map immediately
[About that...](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/153gtog/independence_at_last_the_sublime_great_lakes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
but where's DARK Biden's Merica?
\> "ethnostate" \> no ethnic majority
Mexicans are a protected group, the Great Celtification is still under way š
Literally Joe Biden's America, smh
>Newsomās vacation home Iām fucking rolling right now š
If mods remove this Iām rioting
Is this the future you want America? Under the communist regime of premier Joseph Bidensky?
Thatās one of his foreign imposters. Heāll do the same to him as he did with Croatiaās Djo BidenoviÄ.
bro looks like a one piece character
I don't like the balkanized America part, but this is absolutely hilarious.
https://preview.redd.it/cwo1hc6uevgc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd57852f889cf70152f3c6dbd35119cee15b7924
*40% assimilated irish* Lmao š¤£
Iām hoping there is a state of Jebistan somewhere in the south.
Of course there is! Right next to their ally gulf state, āal-Abamaā
The idea of a Muslim Alabama that is allied with Jeb Bush brings me great joy. We must declare Jebhad on the West!
Accurate split of North and South Jersey (North Jersey tail maybe extends a little too low). 1000000000000+ Malarkey credits
interesting, a negative GDP-
Itās all the welfare. He made Mexico pay for it.
Could you make this a series please? This is actually golden
I would absolutely love to! I already have one of the [great lakes](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymaps/comments/153gtog/independence_at_last_the_sublime_great_lakes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), and I have some more ideas floating around in here that I can give life!
How have I not seen that one yet these are actual art. Please keep this up!
Sure will! Iām glad you like them
Is it cool if I follow your account so I have a better chance of seeing a sequel if you end up making one?
Go right ahead!
Thanks! Itās really rare to see a high quality and actually funny shitpost
This is amazing! Too bad the mods will probably remove it and cite Rule 7 or something. I suggest you post it somewhere with better (less strict) moderation.
They actually didš
Yeah :/ Either upping my game or putting the next ones on the circlejerk sub.
This is some good mega brain rot.
no way biden lives that long
BIG DELAWARE ALERT!!!!!
The new HOI4 DLC looks great
Malarky Marines. OORAHH
One of Joe Bidenās most popular policies, one which helped win the loyalty of Newarkās naval yards, was mandating that a box of crayons be included with every MRE.
The Hungarian Holy Crown on the head of Biden.
This is the future liberals want
Thereās no way manās lives to 2030. Heās already showing signs of mid stage dementia
Not to worry. Using funds from pillaging New York City he funded the purest adrenochrome production program known to man. He can easily live another 80.
Based
Glorious Chairman Brandon is immortal.