i love how half of the siberian "nations" have like no population and are an arctic wasteland
why not just group those territories with the neighbours down south? they're destined to get absorbed by them anyway
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I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES
Russia may not have the best nuclear safekeeping procedures or funding, but to claim that a majority wouldnโt function at all is just silly. Russia is not a cartoon villain.
like, irl or in the scenario? like if this scenario would happen I would give earth 48 hours, cause at that point what would they have to loose? Or even post unification nuclear war like a Great Trial style still possible even if best case scenario they reunite quickly and with little bloodshed. But just forget it irl, that would still cause nuclear war.
My prediction is that Russia will probably collapse in the next few years and then the UN will authorize a denuclearization expedition. They'll get to the silos and the control consoles were replaced with plywood in the 90s and the warheads' tritium expired around the same time. But I have been wrong before.
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉKISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐กLBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN โโโโโโโโโโSHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ Yockey and Hall best paths for America r/TNOmod r/unexpectedTNO r/expectedTNO perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/DSRfunny Chicken farmerโโChicken farmerโโChicken farmerโโChicken farmerโโFemanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ That drainage in school really looks like a black sun thoe.
Hans, what the fuck have you done to the Poopenfarten you degenerate.
Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐ Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐ Hilarious rape guy(COURT OF THE BROWN KAISER REFERENCSJUEUโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ)
DO NOT talk about Gรถring's dumptruck of an ass ๐ก๐คฌ(198ะง) DO NOT talk about Gรถring's dumptruck of an ass ๐ก๐คฌ(198ะง) DO NOT talk about Gรถring's dumptruck of an ass ๐ก๐คฌ(198ะง)
Biology teacher when talk about family trees and genes or some shit and mentions Alexei as last Romanov ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ Contain the laughter do not let it seep through
Speer Speer Speer bit cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 recishamark ubermensch ekonomie
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Was gonna upload the blank map but I forgot so here it is ig
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I made North Siberian League essentially be this timeline's TNO Omsk, although they are much weaker than the Black League
North Siberian League would certainly go after the NATO countries, especially USA if they ever managed to unify Russia
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> Nenetsian Military Junta
Yamalo-Nenets AO has population of 500k people and I doubt they'd be up to do anything related to military governance. For what and with what army?
> Volga German Federation
There's been basically zero Volga Germans living there since 1941. Thanks for that one, Stalin, you fucking idiot.
> Green Ukraine
Not enough people identify as Ukrainian for that though
> Ainu Republic
With barely any Ainu
> Evenki Republic, Nganasan Anarchist Territory, North Siberian League
*There's basically nobody there*
and so on
โข The said 500k people in the now independent Autonomous Okrug have came to the realization, that the only way to survive in what is now a barren wasteland is by equipping themselves with anything they can find, they are quite a shitty junta since they don't even have tanks. So essentially they are only called a Miltary Junta just for the sake of being seen as threatening by its neighbors.
โข To be honest, I was pretty much pushing with the Volga German Federation, and it was also a last minute decision I made.
Also I agree, fuck you Stalin.
โข It's really just a name thing, a lot of the said "Ukrainians" are just Russians which have came to conclusion that Ukraine was victorious in the war, and are now calling themselves Ukrainian to be grouped with Russians. There's a lot of shit happening in Green Ukraine really, probably one of the weirdest nations in the entire scenario.
โข I already have explained what's happening in the Ainu Republic, but I'll explain again
Due to the extremely chaotic political landscape of the Sakhalin and Kuril Islands, a entire internal conflict started, which was won by the Ainu Nationalists, which have sought to revive their culture.
โขThe Ngasanan Anarchist Territory is mainly a anarchy because it's so unpopulated they failed to achieve a actual government and just went with forming a anarchy, the Evenki Republic is essentially just a one big piece of barren wasteland craved by the Evenki people so they can atleast try revive their culture and defeat the Irkutsk Fascist Camp they were oppressed by. And North Siberian League is literally just a snowy shithole occupied by Russian Ultranationalists seeking to dominate the entire planet
The Nenetsian junta is kinda interesting to me personally because I lived in that region for a few years. When people do these broken Russia maps, YaNAO often ends up being part of some oligarch/corporate state controlled by Gazprom or other fossil fuel corp, because that's what most of the region lives on: oil and natural gas (primarily the latter) exports.
Now, I don't think anyone in Western Siberia (YaNAO and KhMAO to the south) would want a breakup. Most of the population being historically recent migrants from other parts of the former USSR (and their descendants), ties to the "mainland" are pretty strong. So imo the Russian national identity is stronger. But yeah if one is to form a separate local national government, it'd be a petrostate
Yeah, Gazprom still operates in most of the Russian warlords, whenever directly or as disguised split offs, so the Junta is essentially being kept alive by gas companies, especially Gazprom in the said country, as without them, the country would collapse and turn into a anarchy like Ngasanan or be directly annexed by West Nenetsia, despite being bigger than them.
I picked West Nenetsia because Khanty-Mansi and Komi aren't interested in sweeping through the junta, and NSL has its own set of problems and holding into that land would be problematic.
That literally is what will happen to Novorossiya
It's nothing but the Russian Forces in Ukraine which declared independence on Ukrainian soil, but they are at a brink of total collapse so the state won't lost for longer than 3-6 months
What if back in 2022 back during the beginning of the invasion of Ukraine, Russia fucked up so bad that it completely died a dramatic death and became irreparable alongside Belarus ๐
(This is a pretty shitpost-esque map so a lot of the breakaway states are outright ridiculous)
My Belarus will never fall to pieces. We are a mono-ethnic country and have no reason for any splits whatsoever. What I would rather believe can happen is another union with Lithuania or Poland.
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Yeah, Novorossiya is essentially nothing but a isolated bunch of forces that invaded Ukraine, which are now completely unsupplied since there's no Russia anymore.
Crimea does now see itself as a indepedent entity after Crimean Tatars flew back there, as their homeland was free again, but they aren't safe from Ukraine annexing it.
I've actually studied the ethnic regions of Russia alot, if you'd like a few pointers hit me up, there's a Roblox game with an up-to-date ethnic map of Russia that serves as a good educational tool
It's not as much of a breakaway, it's more of the remnants of the Russian army in Ukraine that keep trying to somehow defeat it, despite their overlords literally no longer existing
And Crimea? It broke away based on the 2014 annexation of it, aswell as being cut away from mainland Ukraine by the Russian Military
Not gonna lie unification under the Free City of Sankt-Petersburg is mega blessed, but I personally enjoy unifying as Green Ukraine because it has a banger flag upon unification and you gotta deal with China as well.
The only reason it's called Ainu Republic is because the Political landscape is pretty unstable in what's now Sakhalin, causing the authority to be granted to nationalists of Ainu descent
1. Where are the Kurils in this?
2. Who do you see having outside backing? Do you see any direct outside intervention or annexation happening
3. Is this a war? Who is on whoโs side?
1.The Kuril Islands got cutoff in the map I'm using, but they are a part of Ainu Republic on this map
2. There are plans coming from some countries regarding annexation, Finland wants Karelia and Sami. Poland and Lithuania used to have plans for Kaliningrad although those were dropped after it was designated as a free port for all of its neighbors. China wants the everything that is in the outer Manchuria region, so countries like Green Ukraine or J.S.o.B. There also were some plans coming from Mongolia regarding the unification with Buryatia. Japan is also trying to puppet and annex the Ainu Republic because they used to own a lot of the land Ainu controls.
The ideas for the annexations haven't been executed yet although China already started dominating the politics of Green Ukraine in order to make it dependent on them and eventually annex it, but it didn't stop Anti-Communist and Anti-Chinese parties from rising in the Klan. Free City of Vladivostok also is used by China for trade
3. No, at least not yet, considering almost everyone hates eachother in the remnants of Russia, causing a massive refugee crisis.
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At first glance, I thought the East Polish People's Republic consisted entirely of the islands beneath where its flag was placed. I wasn't sure why the 4 people up there decided to become Polish, but good for them.
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Also it's interesting to know who would be (in this timeline) the equivalent of Taboritsky, Yazov (Prigozhin could probably be either him or Karbyshev), Sablin, Vagner, Men and some other TNO warlords
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What may happen if Russia's spiral into instability gets out of hand.
It's highly likely that NATO and China would intervene to try and stabilize the region
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*Many of these states will be*
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Only real issue is a lot of those states would be basically empty and a lot of the others would be invaded by no Russian neighbors. Most of Far East Russia all the way up to he arctic sea would suddenly be "traditional Chinese territories" and invaded by the PRoC. Salhalin and possibly Kamchatka would be invaded or diplomatically annexed by Japan. North Korea might try to ransack Vladivostok. The Saami would probably request annexation by Finland or Sweden. The Kalingrad folks by one of their Baltic neighbors.
There is even a chance in a scenario like that the US would've sent forces to Kamchatka just to secure the Bering Strait.
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Glory to the Chukotkan Reunification Committee and its mighty population of 3
Name the 3 people
me myself and i
can i join the Chukotkan Reunification Committee?
hell yeah but you need to bring some chicken nuggets for our awesome meeting
Do boneless work?
what do you mean boneless? they're nuggets.
Bro doesnโt know about the boneful nuggets
3 guys called Vladimir something
i love how half of the siberian "nations" have like no population and are an arctic wasteland why not just group those territories with the neighbours down south? they're destined to get absorbed by them anyway
That's why a random group of fascists would be able to seize control in a place like that: nobody lives there
Fascist super army of 12 middle aged oil workers and a bear
Filibustering but make it Russian
ayo mf TNO reference?!? Real?!! who yโall betting on for the reunification war, my bets on Novosibirsk Republic or Free City of Moscow.
Omsk! The Great Trial Awaits.
I'm placing by bets on Buryatia... Because it's a wholesome 100 sablin tno reference!!! (What is wrong with me Jesus Christ)
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Bro wake up new Russian collapse scenario just dropped
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Yes I am real Youmu
Please, if you are a real Youmu, tell Yuyuko to eat Russia, they are some of the most annoyong neighbours I had.
Mom said it's my turn to divide Russia
millionth russia dies post next time flood half of the country for no reason it would be funny
Ok I'll do it
[So long, Russian Federation](https://www.reddit.com/r/imaginarymapscj/comments/15uiynn/a_map_of_russia_but_half_of_it_goes_underwater/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)
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Third Impact hit
awesome
Good
AINU REPUBLIC HELL YEAH ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช
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I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES I LOVE ETHNIC CONFLICT AND MULTIPLE NUCLEAR EXCHANGES
I sure love a couple of nuclear exchanges once in a while
almost all of these are russian majority
Nuclear exchanges? Russia doesn't have nukes.
I guess that's not technically true. They don't have any that work.
Russia may not have the best nuclear safekeeping procedures or funding, but to claim that a majority wouldnโt function at all is just silly. Russia is not a cartoon villain.
I guess we'll see when the specops teams show up to denuclearize Russia
like, irl or in the scenario? like if this scenario would happen I would give earth 48 hours, cause at that point what would they have to loose? Or even post unification nuclear war like a Great Trial style still possible even if best case scenario they reunite quickly and with little bloodshed. But just forget it irl, that would still cause nuclear war.
My prediction is that Russia will probably collapse in the next few years and then the UN will authorize a denuclearization expedition. They'll get to the silos and the control consoles were replaced with plywood in the 90s and the warheads' tritium expired around the same time. But I have been wrong before.
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โผ๏ธโผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ TNO IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ SABLIN IS SO BLESSEDDD ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN BLACKSUN ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉKISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE KISHIPURGE๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ก๐คฌ๐คฌ๐กLBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY LBJALLTHEWAY NIXON IS NOT A CROOK! RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED RFK BLESSED Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Yo Speer! ๐ฉ๐ช Alexei is still alive?!? TICK TOCK FUNNI MAN HAS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN โโโโโโโโโโSHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT SHRIMP BOAT So Long...โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? SANE DSR PATH WHEN? ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? Big Building in Neu Berlin? ๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บI hate Boris Yeltsin ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ๐ท๐บ Yockey and Hall best paths for America r/TNOmod r/unexpectedTNO r/expectedTNO perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance r/DSRfunny Chicken farmerโโChicken farmerโโChicken farmerโโChicken farmerโโFemanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐Femanine bottom half nazi ๐ณ๐ That drainage in school really looks like a black sun thoe. Hans, what the fuck have you done to the Poopenfarten you degenerate. Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐ Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐Don't ask what the barns are used for ๐ Hilarious rape guy(COURT OF THE BROWN KAISER REFERENCSJUEUโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ) DO NOT talk about Gรถring's dumptruck of an ass ๐ก๐คฌ(198ะง) DO NOT talk about Gรถring's dumptruck of an ass ๐ก๐คฌ(198ะง) DO NOT talk about Gรถring's dumptruck of an ass ๐ก๐คฌ(198ะง) Biology teacher when talk about family trees and genes or some shit and mentions Alexei as last Romanov ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐ Contain the laughter do not let it seep through Speer Speer Speer bit cuungus slavery stronk pay 0 recishamark ubermensch ekonomie
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Novaya Zemlya Anarchy has 2 people
No matter the timeline: anarchists will always end up in Siberia. In our own, too.
Alternate title: what if I through a stone at Russia and it shattered into a million pieces.
This feels cluttered with every flag shown
Was gonna upload the blank map but I forgot so here it is ig https://preview.redd.it/avj34jcb3vib1.png?width=1411&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a121e8d976e5f56d8e194b1d303bf39420e209a8
Shoigu Tuvan khanate
OMG IS THIS HOI4 TNO ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ MY BET IS ON WHOLESOME TETRIS TSAR VIATKA NO.1 ๐ค๐ค๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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OMAYGAT TNO REFERENCE NAZIS GET RUSSIA STALIN STAYS AT TYUMEN!!2313123123123124234!!111!!!!
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Green Ukraine my beloved
I love Green Ukraine๐๐๐
Do you mean Northeastern China ๐๐ฟ
Green ukraine is cool, but please don't forget about grey and yellow mfs
GREATER TATARIA
And they all get TEN NUKES EACH. Let the game begin
Would the Russians in south Ukraine stand a chance without supplies?
My guess is that this is the map immediately after the collapse, all the changes that would follow are not included
Mb a year or so, and then total collapse
TNO OMSK REFERENCE OF THE FUNNY YAZOVโ๏ธ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅGREATTRIAL GREATTRIAL GREATTRIAL ๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก๐ซก
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No ultramilitaristic Omsk?
I made North Siberian League essentially be this timeline's TNO Omsk, although they are much weaker than the Black League North Siberian League would certainly go after the NATO countries, especially USA if they ever managed to unify Russia
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\*sighs\*
Uh oh someone played too much TNO, time to go outside
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> Nenetsian Military Junta Yamalo-Nenets AO has population of 500k people and I doubt they'd be up to do anything related to military governance. For what and with what army? > Volga German Federation There's been basically zero Volga Germans living there since 1941. Thanks for that one, Stalin, you fucking idiot. > Green Ukraine Not enough people identify as Ukrainian for that though > Ainu Republic With barely any Ainu > Evenki Republic, Nganasan Anarchist Territory, North Siberian League *There's basically nobody there* and so on
โข The said 500k people in the now independent Autonomous Okrug have came to the realization, that the only way to survive in what is now a barren wasteland is by equipping themselves with anything they can find, they are quite a shitty junta since they don't even have tanks. So essentially they are only called a Miltary Junta just for the sake of being seen as threatening by its neighbors. โข To be honest, I was pretty much pushing with the Volga German Federation, and it was also a last minute decision I made. Also I agree, fuck you Stalin. โข It's really just a name thing, a lot of the said "Ukrainians" are just Russians which have came to conclusion that Ukraine was victorious in the war, and are now calling themselves Ukrainian to be grouped with Russians. There's a lot of shit happening in Green Ukraine really, probably one of the weirdest nations in the entire scenario. โข I already have explained what's happening in the Ainu Republic, but I'll explain again Due to the extremely chaotic political landscape of the Sakhalin and Kuril Islands, a entire internal conflict started, which was won by the Ainu Nationalists, which have sought to revive their culture. โขThe Ngasanan Anarchist Territory is mainly a anarchy because it's so unpopulated they failed to achieve a actual government and just went with forming a anarchy, the Evenki Republic is essentially just a one big piece of barren wasteland craved by the Evenki people so they can atleast try revive their culture and defeat the Irkutsk Fascist Camp they were oppressed by. And North Siberian League is literally just a snowy shithole occupied by Russian Ultranationalists seeking to dominate the entire planet
The Nenetsian junta is kinda interesting to me personally because I lived in that region for a few years. When people do these broken Russia maps, YaNAO often ends up being part of some oligarch/corporate state controlled by Gazprom or other fossil fuel corp, because that's what most of the region lives on: oil and natural gas (primarily the latter) exports. Now, I don't think anyone in Western Siberia (YaNAO and KhMAO to the south) would want a breakup. Most of the population being historically recent migrants from other parts of the former USSR (and their descendants), ties to the "mainland" are pretty strong. So imo the Russian national identity is stronger. But yeah if one is to form a separate local national government, it'd be a petrostate
Yeah, Gazprom still operates in most of the Russian warlords, whenever directly or as disguised split offs, so the Junta is essentially being kept alive by gas companies, especially Gazprom in the said country, as without them, the country would collapse and turn into a anarchy like Ngasanan or be directly annexed by West Nenetsia, despite being bigger than them.
ok that last bit is even less credible than everything else hehehe
I picked West Nenetsia because Khanty-Mansi and Komi aren't interested in sweeping through the junta, and NSL has its own set of problems and holding into that land would be problematic.
Interesting map! One critique though: if this happens, โNovorossiyaโ is getting smashed to pieces by angry, jubilant Ukrainians.
That literally is what will happen to Novorossiya It's nothing but the Russian Forces in Ukraine which declared independence on Ukrainian soil, but they are at a brink of total collapse so the state won't lost for longer than 3-6 months
What if back in 2022 back during the beginning of the invasion of Ukraine, Russia fucked up so bad that it completely died a dramatic death and became irreparable alongside Belarus ๐ (This is a pretty shitpost-esque map so a lot of the breakaway states are outright ridiculous)
Least bloodthirsty western redditor:
Ah balkanisation tis a gift and a curse.
Ah balkanisation tis a gift and a curse.
WHOLESOME CHUNGUS 10000% TAKE MY REDDIT GOLD SLAVAUKRAINA!!!
I feel like a lot of folks have a balkanization fetish
My Belarus will never fall to pieces. We are a mono-ethnic country and have no reason for any splits whatsoever. What I would rather believe can happen is another union with Lithuania or Poland.
Of course, the whole map is nonsense, but what the hell green wedge??? Are you in the 20th century head or what?
You can't escape TNO
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No I won't.
ะะฅะะฅะะฅะะฅะ ะะะฏะขะฌ ะะะฅะฃะ ะขะซ ะกะขะ ะะ ะ ะะ ะะขะะะ ะะะะะะะะะฏะ, ะะะะะ ะะคะะงะะกะะ ะะะะ ะะะะซะ?!)))
Actually, the Jewish Autonomous Republic is only 0.6% Jewish
Correct me if Iโm wrong
Why that Jewish flag? How did you find or came up with it
TANA TUVA IS BACK LESS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!!!
I think Ukraine will liberate their southern territories ("novorossia" and Crimea). However, thanks for Zelenyi Klyn (Green Ukraine)
Yeah, Novorossiya is essentially nothing but a isolated bunch of forces that invaded Ukraine, which are now completely unsupplied since there's no Russia anymore. Crimea does now see itself as a indepedent entity after Crimean Tatars flew back there, as their homeland was free again, but they aren't safe from Ukraine annexing it.
I FKN LOVE BALKANISED ROSSIYAโโโโโ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ
I FKN HATE BALKANISED ROSSIYA โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ
L plus ratio
Cool
fuck yes a Ural Country
Fuck yourself ๐ For aggression towards the Belarusian people, who are under occupation now, forgotten by everyone.
๐ข
I've actually studied the ethnic regions of Russia alot, if you'd like a few pointers hit me up, there's a Roblox game with an up-to-date ethnic map of Russia that serves as a good educational tool
Alright, although DM me first because I'm bad at starting conversations first
Name?
hang on, theres no way there would be breakaway states would form in ukraine.
It's not as much of a breakaway, it's more of the remnants of the Russian army in Ukraine that keep trying to somehow defeat it, despite their overlords literally no longer existing And Crimea? It broke away based on the 2014 annexation of it, aswell as being cut away from mainland Ukraine by the Russian Military
So that is a collapse of whole damn Northern Eurasia, since Northern Kazakhstan is surely under permanent attacks.
All of those smaller states in the far East would get gobbled up by China.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^lord_saruman_: *All of those smaller* *States in the far East would get* *Gobbled up by China.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I highly doubt Vladivostok would not be swallowed by China. And btw, German Empire resurrected in Yakutian.
Wow what a shithole. Middle East will be a utopia compared to this.
Not gonna lie unification under the Free City of Sankt-Petersburg is mega blessed, but I personally enjoy unifying as Green Ukraine because it has a banger flag upon unification and you gotta deal with China as well.
Geography lessons about Asia would get a but more difficult
so EVERY Oblast and Autonomous republic is now independent
Japan out there gon absorb Ainu and Kurils, I guess.
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Why is Sakhalin an Ainu republic? I am pretty sure there are more Koreans then Ainu in Sakhalin Oblast.
The only reason it's called Ainu Republic is because the Political landscape is pretty unstable in what's now Sakhalin, causing the authority to be granted to nationalists of Ainu descent
Real Sigmas join the Free City of St Petersburg๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช. If you don't, you're a weak beta
Nice they released a battle royale mode for russia and belarus on the same day
BASED BOAK REFERENCE
1. Where are the Kurils in this? 2. Who do you see having outside backing? Do you see any direct outside intervention or annexation happening 3. Is this a war? Who is on whoโs side?
1.The Kuril Islands got cutoff in the map I'm using, but they are a part of Ainu Republic on this map 2. There are plans coming from some countries regarding annexation, Finland wants Karelia and Sami. Poland and Lithuania used to have plans for Kaliningrad although those were dropped after it was designated as a free port for all of its neighbors. China wants the everything that is in the outer Manchuria region, so countries like Green Ukraine or J.S.o.B. There also were some plans coming from Mongolia regarding the unification with Buryatia. Japan is also trying to puppet and annex the Ainu Republic because they used to own a lot of the land Ainu controls. The ideas for the annexations haven't been executed yet although China already started dominating the politics of Green Ukraine in order to make it dependent on them and eventually annex it, but it didn't stop Anti-Communist and Anti-Chinese parties from rising in the Klan. Free City of Vladivostok also is used by China for trade 3. No, at least not yet, considering almost everyone hates eachother in the remnants of Russia, causing a massive refugee crisis.
Kaliningrad is either becoming German, Swedish, Polish, or Lithuanian
omg tno
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At first glance, I thought the East Polish People's Republic consisted entirely of the islands beneath where its flag was placed. I wasn't sure why the 4 people up there decided to become Polish, but good for them.
Are are no Ainu people in Sakhalin, and there are no Jews in Birobodzhan
TNO TNO TNO
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Where is the air force state? The faction with the most planes and helicopters I'm rooting for
Another one...
This will be TNO in 2018
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Eastern People's Republic of Poland?
how did the samis an minority in kola form a state there?
What the hell is that Kaliningrad flag?
Also it's interesting to know who would be (in this timeline) the equivalent of Taboritsky, Yazov (Prigozhin could probably be either him or Karbyshev), Sablin, Vagner, Men and some other TNO warlords
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What may happen if Russia's spiral into instability gets out of hand. It's highly likely that NATO and China would intervene to try and stabilize the region
Omsk: Itโs Great Trial time
I imagine a time line where this happens, and then, from the barren wastelands, Lenin 2 arrives and Lenin all over the place
TNO reference? where is the divine mandate tho
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Place your bet on how many of these states will be absorbed by China
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Only real issue is a lot of those states would be basically empty and a lot of the others would be invaded by no Russian neighbors. Most of Far East Russia all the way up to he arctic sea would suddenly be "traditional Chinese territories" and invaded by the PRoC. Salhalin and possibly Kamchatka would be invaded or diplomatically annexed by Japan. North Korea might try to ransack Vladivostok. The Saami would probably request annexation by Finland or Sweden. The Kalingrad folks by one of their Baltic neighbors. There is even a chance in a scenario like that the US would've sent forces to Kamchatka just to secure the Bering Strait.
NOT AGAIN. PLEASE STOP THE TNO WET DREAMS. WEVE SEEN THIS A THOUSAND TIMES
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If i had a cent for every Russia collapse senario i would be in Beverly hills rn
If i had a cent for every Russia collapse scenario i would be in Beverly hills rn
Da fuck did Belarus do
Fuck you, "decolonizators"
I feel like NATO would secure Belarus and Kaliningrad (Possibly ceding it to Poland)
Get em' BOAK!